Long pig. its the word of the day. Not OC. vault MEAT? Gen’ t we have just ene dinner date where Tml'. ' t mention the time I shut her mew? socks are fo yo feet silleh
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Long pig

Long pig. its the word of the day. Not OC. vault MEAT? Gen’ t we have just ene dinner date where Tml'. ' t mention the time I shut her mew?

its the word of the day. Not OC

vault MEAT?
Gen’ t we have just ene dinner date where
Tml'. ' t mention the time I shut her mew?
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#20 - samee (02/11/2013) [-]
**TWIST
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Her mother was a cow.
User avatar #35 to #20 - retributionthepimp (02/11/2013) [-]
MORE TWIST

The cow was actually an ox.
User avatar #10 - vonjackindigo (02/11/2013) [-]
everthing was fine until the vegan nation attacked
User avatar #39 to #10 - skyrimturtles (02/11/2013) [-]
Bacon.Steak.Chicken.Ribs.
The four meats lived in harmony, but everything when the Vegan nation attacked. Only to carnivore, master of all four meats could stop him, but when the world needed him most, he died of diabetes. A couple months have passed and my brother and I have found a new carnivore, a fat ass named Chang. He has a lot to learn before he can eat fifty seven pounds of beef, but I believe Chang can eat the world.
#1 - leebobo (02/10/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - physicsdude (02/11/2013) [-]
"The Vegetarian Society, founded in Manchester, UK, in 1847, says that the word "vegetarian" is derived from the Latin word vegetus meaning lively or vigorous."   
Source Wiki.   
Though it's a funny joke it has absolutely no truth to it.
"The Vegetarian Society, founded in Manchester, UK, in 1847, says that the word "vegetarian" is derived from the Latin word vegetus meaning lively or vigorous."
Source Wiki.
Though it's a funny joke it has absolutely no truth to it.
User avatar #2 to #1 - shuba (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm not a vegetarian. But I bet most of the guys who upvote this picture can't hunt, fish or ride as well. Myself included.
#4 to #2 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
I can fish quite well and ride a little bit.
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#37 to #30 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #4 - shuba (02/11/2013) [-]
I said most of the guys, not all.
#6 to #5 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
I know, i was just saying
User avatar #34 to #2 - darkdragonswrath (02/11/2013) [-]
>"upvote"

This isn't reddit.
User avatar #19 to #2 - leebobo (02/11/2013) [-]
i can hunt with only a knife, fish with my hands and ride well with or without tack.
points to me?
#14 to #2 - xzayviaaeyeres (02/11/2013) [-]
**xzayviaaeyeres rolled a random image posted in comment #405286 at Friendly ** What I hunt (bet this isn't worth the comment)
#33 to #2 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Times have changed, my friend.
#27 to #1 - sicksilo (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm a vagitarian.
#54 to #27 - leebobo (02/11/2013) [-]
me too giggity
User avatar #98 to #96 - Cleavland Steamer (02/11/2013) [-]
Never eat out a Pescetarian. Always tastes like fish.......
User avatar #64 to #62 - srapture (02/11/2013) [-]
Why does this have FunnyJunk written on it?
User avatar #68 to #64 - yentabear (02/11/2013) [-]
Either a "watermark", or the picture creator's view on how Funnyjunk reacts to vegetarianism.
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#65 - erikus (02/11/2013) [-]
Everytime I see a veg post I remember that episode of FMA where Alphonse and Edward had, as kids, to acctually kill animals (rabbits and fish) in order to eat something or they would starve by only eating berries and some **** (literally).


RFW

#92 - korey (02/11/2013) [-]
The Zambizi tribesman called it "Long pig."
#74 - lunargreenhouse (02/11/2013) [-]
Yeah well
I feel the need to type this down.
spare me
So a month ago I finally decided to go vegetarian. I lost interest for meat three months ago and it grew less and less attractive to me. Plus another side reason (*cough* a girl *cough*) I decided to not eat meat anymore. I still eat fish and such, just no meat like steak and such anymore. I was always more the tuna pizza fan, however. I won't be a cunt, because I know how fricking amazing meat can be. I know that there are many cuntish vegetarians out there. But it's still a personal descision they made. I overall don't regret it. Sure, I get called fag at work at times now, but that wasn't different before anyways. We...You shouldn't flame so much on vegetarians and vegans. I can understand them now.
Except they are cunts.
Then kick them in the face and call them bitchfaced phaggots.
pic unrelated.
#79 to #74 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
-"I'm a vegetarian"
-Eats fish, which is not meat in any way at all what so ever. Nu-uh, no way. Totally not, can't be.
User avatar #80 to #79 - lunargreenhouse (02/11/2013) [-]
Others called me that.
I just said "I don't eat cows and **** anymore"
Since then my mom calls me veggieburger and my workmates gossip like chicks, that I'm vegetarian.
I care a bit for cows and stuff, but not for fish.
sowwy
#83 to #80 - acirikis ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
But why would you eat such cute things?!
User avatar #84 to #83 - lunargreenhouse (02/11/2013) [-]
They killed Stu back then in 'Nam
I promised him to avenge him.
We were like brothers.
#97 to #74 - atheistzilla (02/11/2013) [-]
we definitly need more people like you man
we definitly need more people like you man
#85 to #74 - desiraejean (02/11/2013) [-]
If you still eat fish you're a pescetarian.
User avatar #87 to #85 - lunargreenhouse (02/11/2013) [-]
English isn't my native language and this term is new to me.
So that is the correct definition, yes?
#88 to #87 - desiraejean (02/11/2013) [-]
It means you're a vegetarian that eats fish.
User avatar #90 to #88 - lunargreenhouse (02/11/2013) [-]
I honestly didn't knew.
I'm going to look up the german word for that, write it on some bullets and then shoot the inferior people at work with that.
Thank you.

srsly thank you for that term.
#91 to #90 - desiraejean (02/11/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
User avatar #114 to #90 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I think it's a bad idea to say you are German and then call other people inferior...
User avatar #115 to #114 - lunargreenhouse (02/17/2013) [-]
The people at work, where I live who are also german and don't take offense to it.
#78 to #74 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
I like yo comment, so here is a cute spider
#81 to #78 - lunargreenhouse (02/11/2013) [-]
Anon up there is kinda right, though.
#94 - origommi (02/11/2013) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #135 at My feelings... **
#66 - paintblaster (02/11/2013) [-]
The locals called it long pig, never much cared for it...
User avatar #58 - wiredguy ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Title and description.

Was that a Supernatural reference, or something else?
User avatar #26 - stijnverheye (02/11/2013) [-]
i hate hippies !
User avatar #42 to #26 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
That's a bit rude, dont you think?
User avatar #48 to #42 - leebobo (02/11/2013) [-]
no. hippies suck.
User avatar #50 to #48 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
Hmm.. Are you a troll, or just really intolerant?
User avatar #57 to #50 - leebobo (02/11/2013) [-]
more like bored, but thanks for the bitchy downthumb anyways. i have no strong opinion about hippies.
User avatar #71 to #57 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
So, you're a troll. I see. Bitchy downthumbs for being a troll.. Well, i'll consider you the bitching one here
User avatar #76 to #71 - leebobo (02/11/2013) [-]
awwww
that's unfair.
at least i didnt redthumb you for redthumbing me......
imma give you a greenthumb just cos im more grown up and **** .
User avatar #104 to #76 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
Aw, you're quite contradictingly amusing. This is where i wonder why contradictingly isnt a word. A mature troll. Well, what you cant find on the goddahm internet..
Thumbs arent that big of a deal. It's a click of a mouse meaning you know
User avatar #75 to #42 - stijnverheye (02/11/2013) [-]
i just hate hippies because of their ignorance behavior , oh lets make peace bla bla , **** kapitalist pigs boo boo lets protest because the system is corrupt . and so on , they're not worse then die hard christians . but still
User avatar #86 to #75 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
Thats quite a box you've made for hippies.. Of course anything taken too far can turn out crappy, and many of the more outspoken hippies are that type. But i know the type you're talking about, but they dont have a label as such. Elitist ignorant ************ nuts is what i usually go with. But dont label that kind of idiot under hippy, as it is incorrect
User avatar #99 to #86 - stijnverheye (02/11/2013) [-]
its more like a personal box i made(opinion) , i never met a hippy that i liked ,so therefor i cannot see the good parts , but i also disagree with their lifestyle , im more of a guy that likes suits , cars , modern art , a clean life (no random sex with a stranger or high drug abuse ) besides hippies are liberals , i like being a democrat more (keep in mind that this is my opinion !)
User avatar #100 to #99 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
That's your opinion, but i still dislike the name you choose for the box. Hippies are much broader than that, and saying you hippies makes for a bit of a silly statement. We both seem to agree that elitist ignorant ************* nuts are.. Well, as my name for them states. See, i have a box that only includes that specific kind of people. Dislike them, and disagree with the others
Hmm.. What a rarity to find in these corners of the internet..
User avatar #102 to #100 - stijnverheye (02/11/2013) [-]
well as the looks of it , we both need a deep visit in the hippie culture . because lack of knowledge , however i have no such interests , because i like to focus on other things that are important to my ideals , and you will find much rare stuff on the internet
User avatar #103 to #102 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
I know quite a bit about hippies, and i dont mind them in general.
But for someone with your interests and ideals, FJ is an odd place, but oh well. You meet alot of different people on the internet
User avatar #105 to #103 - stijnverheye (02/11/2013) [-]
just for a few years , when i graduate i will be able to take my life in my hands and then my life will truly start
User avatar #106 to #105 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
Graduate from what? And what do you wanna do next?
User avatar #107 to #106 - stijnverheye (02/11/2013) [-]
school maybe , when in school you don't really have freedom to do stuff , maybe police , or any security job , i still have 1.5 year to do so i have all options open
User avatar #108 to #107 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
Why do i suspect that security jobs are eternally boring?
My whole plan for the future is to somehow become a librarian, because that's the only thing i can picture myself doing
User avatar #109 to #108 - stijnverheye (02/11/2013) [-]
i don't really think their boring , im tall and look very intimidating , so ill fit perfectly , and i am also talking about bodyguard or bouncers , but i don't really care about the job , if i can go home after it to my wife and kids . thats the only thing i really care about . and what does a librarian do ? is that like putting the books back in order ?
User avatar #111 to #109 - daentraya (02/11/2013) [-]
Well arent you the textbook definition of responsible..
I suppose so. I have an ocd sense towards books. Any job have a potential to be boring, everything has, but the nice feeling of order is not like to go away. Orderung muss sein
User avatar #7 - kateeb (02/11/2013) [-]
I hate how you ******* funnyjunk faggots portrait vegetarians. Not everyone is like that, I'm a vegetarian and i don't give a **** what everyone else eats. My whole family eats meat and idgaf. It's especially annoying when faggots try to get attention by posting some ******** comment or picture like "dur hur vegetarians are stupid and can't get their own meat." Really stop with the ******** most of you probably have never even met a vegetarian so gtfo with this ******** .
#40 to #7 - roarflmao (02/11/2013) [-]
Did you even look at the ******* content retard? It's a joke about him killing her mom, not sterotype vegan/vegetarian but you interpreted it as such it seems you easily offended cunt
User avatar #70 to #7 - thedustlord ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
I hate when people make fun of gamers, too! I'm a gamer and not all the things said are true of me!

Just kidding, I laugh at them, because I have a sense of humor and I can laugh at myself.
User avatar #8 to #7 - deathweaver (02/11/2013) [-]
That's nice, honey.
User avatar #15 to #7 - kateeb (02/11/2013) [-]
Lmfao i don't even know why i posted this. Persuading funnyjunkers is like trying to convince the internet to stop saying ****** .
User avatar #55 to #15 - leebobo (02/11/2013) [-]
inb4 ******
User avatar #23 to #7 - bitchplzzz (02/11/2013) [-]
Go eat **** , you freak of nature.
#36 to #7 - crazyolitis (02/11/2013) [-]
No need to flip your 			****		, man. Calm down.   
Gif unrelated.
No need to flip your **** , man. Calm down.
Gif unrelated.
User avatar #17 to #7 - thesovereigngrave (02/11/2013) [-]
The whole point of the comic was to make you think she was a butthurt vegetarian getting mad at him for eating meat, only to reveal that she wasn't.
#24 to #7 - corruptdog (02/11/2013) [-]
It's just a joke. We aren't that ignorant to think that all Vegetarians and Vegans are like this.
User avatar #13 to #7 - xsynysterx (02/11/2013) [-]
I found the vegan
#53 to #13 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
aint that hard is it
User avatar #11 to #7 - FAILtim (02/11/2013) [-]
You sure do care. Else you wouldn't post this.
User avatar #21 to #7 - uhidk (02/11/2013) [-]
no one gives a **** , faggot.
User avatar #51 to #7 - milomcrobbie (02/11/2013) [-]
Well this is a picture of a vegetarian who is like this, so sh
User avatar #12 to #7 - wesselite (02/11/2013) [-]
seeing as both my sisters were vegetarian I can say theyjust jumped on the bandwagon, also nice try troll.
User avatar #67 to #7 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
Lol this vegetarian thinks hes people.
User avatar #72 to #67 - leebobo (02/11/2013) [-]
hahahahahahaaaa
all my yes and more yes when i find some....
#38 to #7 - dealwithitfagg (02/11/2013) [-]
If you don't like it, just skip it.
You know it's not only with vegetarians, I mean look at all the girl posts or whatever, not all girls are like that. Not all vegetarians are like this post.
Some are, and that make them funny.
Also, this wasn't about being a vegetarian but about being a murderer.
#41 to #7 - wolfdogone (02/11/2013) [-]
Dude, chill, it's a joke. Not everyone's dumb enough to actually believe it.
#9 to #7 - TehBlackfire (02/11/2013) [-]
Take it easy, man.
Take it easy, man.
#113 - tehtrollface ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
**tehtrollface rolled a random image posted in comment #272 at I am the shit **
**tehtrollface rolled a random image posted in comment #272 at I am the shit **
#93 - greenthegunstar (02/11/2013) [-]
As soon as I read that, I immediately thought of Anthony Jeselnik.
#82 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
This again?
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User avatar #95 to #69 - heartlessrobot (02/11/2013) [-]
Don't worry, you have a whole lifetime of horrible, horrible mistakes you can make ahead of you!
#110 to #95 - thebrothersmachado (02/11/2013) [-]
Idk about that. saying no to bacon is a pretty big one
User avatar #112 to #110 - heartlessrobot (02/11/2013) [-]
Trying to get ****** in the ass by a stallion might rank up there if you find out too late it's not as good as it sounds.
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