Agony. . The Agony of Dyslexia After Daylight Saving Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
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The Agony of Dyslexia
After Daylight Saving Time ended I stopped
in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! Youve supposed to turn your clock back!"
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Submitted: 02/10/2013
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#40 - iespls (02/11/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
User avatar #39 - ferbisboy (02/11/2013) [-]
he just wanted to make his weiner bigger
User avatar #38 - timmywankenobi (02/11/2013) [-]
This joke makes no sense Dyslexia has no effect on your ability to understand some one telling you to turn the clock back . I have never met anyone who's dyslexia made them hear words funny or wrong.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - timmywankenobi (02/11/2013) [-]
Maybe the joke doesn't specify.
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User avatar #36 - eriktheviking (02/11/2013) [-]
This always happens to me.
#35 - grpeephole (02/11/2013) [-]
**** that must be why the woman look at me odly
#33 - eggoman (02/11/2013) [-]
I put the sexy in dyslexia
I put the sexy in dyslexia
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#30 - adcaudill (02/11/2013) [-]
**adcaudill rolled a random image posted in comment #555115 at Friendly ** heh
**adcaudill rolled a random image posted in comment #555115 at Friendly ** heh
User avatar #28 - miniroll (02/11/2013) [-]
It's actually just a joke. It never really happened. Stop getting butthurt.
#27 - Medication (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - jibb (02/11/2013) [-]
I took a ******* Cleveland Steamer and ran the **** home.
User avatar #24 - starshroom (02/11/2013) [-]
that makes sense. because being dyslexic means you don't understand **** . they don't THINK the wrong words, do they?
User avatar #34 to #24 - timmywankenobi (02/11/2013) [-]
no .
User avatar #42 to #34 - starshroom (02/11/2013) [-]
that was rhetorical, my friend, but thanks..
#23 - acksl (02/11/2013) [-]
That joke is so bad it made me a little bit angry
#41 to #23 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
Nick digger!
#37 to #23 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
Dick ****** !
User avatar #22 - badgerbaiting (02/11/2013) [-]
I have sex-daily. I mean dyslexia.
#14 - ykaliber (02/11/2013) [-]
> He was covering his penis with black shoe polish
> I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back

Ok, if the last line was meant to be "... turn your cock black!" This doesn't make any sense

His penis was black to begin with?
User avatar #16 to #14 - opjoopie (02/11/2013) [-]
You just explained the joke.. and then said something weird..

You got the joke.. His penis wasn't black to begin with tho..

turn your clock back.. He read it as turn your cock black.. and hence.. was turning his cock black with shoe polish..
#15 to #14 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
Do you even know what dyslexia means?
User avatar #13 - happygrowman (02/11/2013) [-]
as a pislexic dersen with extrimely goor prammar i find this offensif.
#10 - elpinguinloco (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - onlyagamer (02/11/2013) [-]
Yea sup fagot op, I have dislexia, doing that **** isnt from dyslexia, hes just plain dumb.
User avatar #8 - ichbinzweijahrealt (02/11/2013) [-]
surely op said that to get a black cock
#6 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
turn your clock back
turn your cock black
User avatar #7 to #6 - andrewjla (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm so glad you did that, we wouldn't have gotten the joke if you hadn't done that, thanks again!
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