Agony. . The Agony of Dyslexia After Daylight Saving Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
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Agony

The Agony of Dyslexia
After Daylight Saving Time ended I stopped
in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! Youve supposed to turn your clock back!"
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#1 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
dyslexic or not no one's dumb enough to cover their dick in black shoe polish
User avatar #2 to #1 - oldiners (02/11/2013) [-]
As long as someone can think of something, someone somewhere have a fetish for it, so it's not unthinkable that someone likes that
#3 to #1 - sexuality ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Anyone who's dumb enough to be friends with OP is dumb enough to cover their dick in black shoe polish.
User avatar #4 - idunnolol ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Did they make dyslexia hard to spell, just to taunt the people who have it?
#31 to #4 - enialis (02/11/2013) [-]
Did they make hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia so long just tu **** with people who are afraid of long words?
Yes.
User avatar #11 to #4 - purecounsell (02/11/2013) [-]
Did they put an 's' in lisp just so people could prove it?
User avatar #12 to #11 - idunnolol ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
People sure are assholes, I never thought about that.
#23 - acksl (02/11/2013) [-]
That joke is so bad it made me a little bit angry
#37 to #23 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Dick ****** !
#41 to #23 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Nick digger!
#10 - elpinguinloco (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - timmywankenobi (02/11/2013) [-]
This joke makes no sense Dyslexia has no effect on your ability to understand some one telling you to turn the clock back . I have never met anyone who's dyslexia made them hear words funny or wrong.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - timmywankenobi (02/11/2013) [-]
Maybe the joke doesn't specify.
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#40 - iespls (02/11/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
User avatar #39 - ferbisboy (02/11/2013) [-]
he just wanted to make his weiner bigger
User avatar #22 - badgerbaiting (02/11/2013) [-]
I have sex-daily. I mean dyslexia.
User avatar #28 - miniroll (02/11/2013) [-]
It's actually just a joke. It never really happened. Stop getting butthurt.
#33 - eggoman (02/11/2013) [-]
I put the sexy in dyslexia
I put the sexy in dyslexia
User avatar #24 - starshroom (02/11/2013) [-]
that makes sense. because being dyslexic means you don't understand **** . they don't THINK the wrong words, do they?
User avatar #34 to #24 - timmywankenobi (02/11/2013) [-]
no .
User avatar #42 to #34 - starshroom (02/11/2013) [-]
that was rhetorical, my friend, but thanks..
#6 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
turn your clock back
turn your cock black
User avatar #7 to #6 - andrewjla (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm so glad you did that, we wouldn't have gotten the joke if you hadn't done that, thanks again!
#30 - adcaudill (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - eriktheviking (02/11/2013) [-]
This always happens to me.
#35 - grpeephole (02/11/2013) [-]
**** that must be why the woman look at me odly
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#27 - Medication (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - jibb (02/11/2013) [-]
I took a ******* Cleveland Steamer and ran the **** home.
#14 - ykaliber (02/11/2013) [-]
> He was covering his penis with black shoe polish
> I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back

Ok, if the last line was meant to be "... turn your cock black!" This doesn't make any sense

His penis was black to begin with?
#15 to #14 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Do you even know what dyslexia means?
User avatar #16 to #14 - opjoopie (02/11/2013) [-]
You just explained the joke.. and then said something weird..

You got the joke.. His penis wasn't black to begin with tho..

turn your clock back.. He read it as turn your cock black.. and hence.. was turning his cock black with shoe polish..
User avatar #13 - happygrowman (02/11/2013) [-]
as a pislexic dersen with extrimely goor prammar i find this offensif.
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