British problems. put together for you by Lusir. Not quite catching someoene' s name, meaning you can never speak to them again Realising ecru' entered the wron sadasdasdasd
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British problems. put together for you by Lusir. Not quite catching someoene' s name, meaning you can never speak to them again Realising ecru' entered the wron

put together for you by Lusir

Not quite catching someoene' s name,
meaning you can never speak to them again
Realising ecru' entered the wrong shop and
having to pretend to look around for a bit
Being incapable of placing your items on the
senater in a newsagents' s shop without
saying "just these please"
Going in a pub to use the lee and pretending
to look for a friend all the way into the toilet
Worrying youll be suspected a thief if exiting
a shop without making a purchase
Saying we' re pleased with your haircut
despite the deep inner sadness it' s causing
i. r. intime.
Deeming it necessary do a little jog over
zebra crossings, while throwing in an
apologetic mini wave
viii A, I Follow
The shew of tasting Earl Grey when you
expected otherwise
viii 1* I Follow
Attempting to deal with a by
staring fiercely at the batik of their head
viii A, I Follow
Resigning yourself to an unusual and
arduous train route, rather than risk sharing
your commute with a colleague
viii A, I Follow
Writing a terribly modest CV, for fear of
appearing boastful
viii A, I Follow
Being unable to eat crisps at your desk
without worrying that your mouth sounds
like a building site
viii -In I Follow
Never wanting m use an exclamation mark
yet worrying youll cemo acre's as miserable
without ene
A, I Follow
Hoping your friend finishes their story
yen don' t have to miss yew bus step
viii A, I Follow
in a sandwich shop and allowing a
distressingly odd combination of fillings to
happen
viii A, I Follow
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Allowing your bladder to explode rather than
wake a fellow plane passenger
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