British problems. put together for you by Lusir. Not quite catching someoene' s name, meaning you can never speak to them again Realising ecru' entered the wron sadasdasdasd
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British problems

put together for you by Lusir

Not quite catching someoene' s name,
meaning you can never speak to them again
Realising ecru' entered the wrong shop and
having to pretend to look around for a bit
Being incapable of placing your items on the
senater in a newsagents' s shop without
saying "just these please"
Going in a pub to use the lee and pretending
to look for a friend all the way into the toilet
Worrying youll be suspected a thief if exiting
a shop without making a purchase
Saying we' re pleased with your haircut
despite the deep inner sadness it' s causing
i. r. intime.
Deeming it necessary do a little jog over
zebra crossings, while throwing in an
apologetic mini wave
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The shew of tasting Earl Grey when you
expected otherwise
viii 1* I Follow
Attempting to deal with a by
staring fiercely at the batik of their head
viii A, I Follow
Resigning yourself to an unusual and
arduous train route, rather than risk sharing
your commute with a colleague
viii A, I Follow
Writing a terribly modest CV, for fear of
appearing boastful
viii A, I Follow
Being unable to eat crisps at your desk
without worrying that your mouth sounds
like a building site
viii -In I Follow
Never wanting m use an exclamation mark
yet worrying youll cemo acre's as miserable
without ene
A, I Follow
Hoping your friend finishes their story
yen don' t have to miss yew bus step
viii A, I Follow
in a sandwich shop and allowing a
distressingly odd combination of fillings to
viii A, I Follow
1. 33 Ewe
Allowing your bladder to explode rather than
wake a fellow plane passenger
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Submitted: 02/10/2013
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User avatar #7 - KayRed (02/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
These problems are universal in the first world, not exclusive to England. Change "zebra crossings" to cross walk, and "earl grey" to "big gulp coke", and it becomes american.
#50 - Rellikthebrit (02/11/2013) [-]
This is so true it is unreal. haha
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User avatar #15 - themasterdebater (02/11/2013) [-]
inb4 six-a-bong
#111 - polymerisation (02/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#86 - ihateaccountnames (02/11/2013) [-]
Good to know that all of us share a common nature!
Good to know that all of us share a common nature!
#121 - milthyfoustache (02/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Apart from if you're a Northerner like me then you just drink Bovril by the gallon and headbutt people.
User avatar #116 - thebritishguy (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I remember once I stood on someone's foot and they said "sorry"
User avatar #119 to #116 - kolpster (02/11/2013) [-]
Every time I stand on someone's foot they say sorry...

#102 - racrox (02/11/2013) [-]
Canadian and I do nearly ALL these things, especially the mini-wave one, every goddamn time...

pic is only canadian pic I have
#146 - peggscott (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I spent over 3 months abroad last year, mostly in America. The looks I got of my friends upon my return to Scotland when ever I called the off license the "liquor store" made me feel some what abused and molested...
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#117 - leredspy (02/11/2013) [-]
This is so incredibly true. I'm British and have never been abroad, and for some reason thought everyone was like this!
#6 - grahamorange (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
those are the epitome of a Canadian's problems, plus the fear of saying sorry to someone at the same time as they do when you accidentally bump into them
User avatar #33 - idunnolol (02/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Pouring too much milk into the tea.
#103 - AngelsShadow (02/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Yeah... Everybody does these. Not just the British lol besides, this site is obviously not run by someone from the U.K. because they don't call themselves British, they call themselves English.
User avatar #106 to #103 - achillesengland (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm English yet refer to myself as british, as does everyone else I know.
#73 - sodapops (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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