Oh, Rasputin. Got the idea after reading about him in history.. TIE]. Actually, he didn't. The veracit of that story is questionable, but if it is to believed, when his body was found, it was a short distance away from the river,
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Oh, Rasputin

Got the idea after reading about him in history.

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User avatar #5 - Alchemyst (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Actually, he didn't. The veracit of that story is questionable, but if it is to believed, when his body was found, it was a short distance away from the river, as he had managed to get an arm free and drag himself out.

The autopsy showed that he then died of hypothermia from being wet in a russian winter.
User avatar #10 - rajand (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What is also funny is when they cremated him, they forgot to cut the tendons beforehand. This meant they shrank when they were heated causing the body to jerk from a lying position to him sitting upright. It freaked the fuck out of everybody watching.
User avatar #15 - rasputinsbeard (02/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I survived.
#78 - melwach (02/10/2013) [-]
Clubbed into submission?
Clubbed into submission?
#93 - crazyolitis (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Killers' FW he didn't even die after being poisoned, shot and stabbed.
User avatar #113 - lijda ONLINE (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Rasputin's legend actually goes even farther. Some time after he died, some workers from Saint Petersburg went to his grave and dug him up to be cremated. As his body burned, he sat up and everyone around shit their pants.

This was because the fire caused his tendons to shrink which forced the legs and body to bend. This made it look like he was sitting up.
#39 - alawabidingcitizen (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What happened was this:
Rasputin was invited to a dinner party by Prince Felix Yusupov where he was going to be poisoned.
The poison (CYANIDE) didn't work, despite it being laced into his wine and the food he had eaten.
The people trying to kill him realized this, shot him in the chest, and left.
One of the killers forgot something in the room where they had left Rasputin (a hat or coat or something) and went back to retrieve it.
When they got back to the room they found Rasputin (still ALIVE) and shot him again.
THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS STILL ALIVE.
So they beat him into unconsciousness, MAY HAVE cut off his penis, bound him, rolled up his body in a carpet, and threw Rasputin into the Neva river.
He actually survived long enough to free himself from his bindings and the carpet, but died shortly afterward.
When his body was found three days later, the autopsy revealed the cause of his death to be drowning.
#33 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wtf?? he was also castrated after getting shot lol how could you forget that its the funniest part. Pic related
User avatar #14 - Javascap (02/10/2013) [-]
Lit on fire. Sits up.
#136 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There was an official otopsy done on rasputin's body, he was shot in the head, he died, the rest was just the guy who did it trying to make rasputin look more evil
#145 to #136 - connorsg (02/10/2013) [-]
You spelled autopsy wrong so I don't believe you.
You spelled autopsy wrong so I don't believe you.
User avatar #52 - HardyUndertook (02/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
now if i'm not mistaken he was thrown into a river tied up and chained.....then froze to death as he made it atleast 100 yards past the river bank...naked.....during winter....in Russia
User avatar #56 to #52 - omfgitsstsix (02/10/2013) [-]
They never actually recovered his body.

Knowing that indestructible sonofabitch, he could still be out there somewhere. Feasting on bears that he killed with his own two hands. Waiting for his chance.
#29 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
...wouldn't drowning be the desired effect of being clubbed and thrown in a river?
User avatar #32 to #29 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (02/10/2013) [-]
It's the fact he drowned AFTER being stabbed, poisoned, and shot four times.
#165 - farfigsschitter ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Apologies for any historical inconsistencies. Hopefully this one's more accurate.
User avatar #88 - twofreegerbils (02/10/2013) [-]
...oh... you must be talking about..

.......RA, RA, RASPUTIN

...............LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!
#84 - dodosareextinct ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
The full legacy of Rasputin:
Invited to a dinner party, where the food was poisoned. He ate enough food and poison to kill 4 men and was still alive, so they shot and beat him. They left the room and came back to find him STILL FUCKING ALIVE and trying to escape. They shot him again, cut off his 13 inch dong, tied him up, and tossed him in a river in the middle of a damn russian winter. Even so, he managed to get an arm loose and pulled himself up and out onto the river banks, where he finally died of hypothermia.
Like a fucking badass.
#166 - hardongo ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#9 - auehure (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkBs0VCSX0 best version D:

funny fact: rasputins penis was enormous + had a wart on top which let his woman often faint

no homo.
User avatar #164 - godisdog (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yall is crazy! Anastasia killed dis nigga, I seent it on Bluray.
#107 - pieofdoomballz (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**pieofdoomballz rolled a random image posted in comment #7511 at Complaints **
His face when he gets stabbed, poisoned, shot four times, clubbed and is in immense pain
User avatar #64 - fantomen (02/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Bullshit.
They tried to Poison him, but they poison they used evaporated when they cooked the food, so the food was perfectly safe to eat. When it didn't work they shot him a single time in the back of the head with an English .455 caliber revolver. He died instantly.


The exaggerated stories come from the fact that they tried to make it seem like he was supernaturally powerful and difficult to kill, because of unholy demon worship-
And one of the guys that killed him was a drunk, and would exchange exaggerated stories in bars in exchange for free drinks.
#69 to #64 - willindor (02/10/2013) [-]
This might convince some people that you are right.
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