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#7 - noneckcomics
Reply +123
(02/10/2013) [-]
#1 - tkuja
Reply +82
(02/10/2013) [-]
so much hover hand he's practically flying
#14 to #1 - acunit
Reply +1
(02/10/2013) [-]
WE NEED TO HARNESS THIS POWER!
WE NEED TO HARNESS THIS POWER!
#3 - nunubot
Reply +62
(02/10/2013) [-]
I can't help but think he has some sort of "disability".
I can't help but think he has some sort of "disability".
#31 to #3 - Orangewo
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#17 to #3 - kakkakrabbypatty
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. The comments kind of give it away.
#41 to #3 - turbodoosh
Reply +6
(02/10/2013) [-]
'I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
What do I call it Kif?'
#43 to #41 - turbodoosh
Reply +7
(02/10/2013) [-]
"Uhgg... Sexlexia"
#45 to #43 - turbodoosh
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(02/10/2013) [-]
#20 to #3 - telmarine
Reply +9
(02/10/2013) [-]
having a jew nose is not a disability
#8 - zakvanloocke
Reply +53
(02/10/2013) [-]
Get on my level
#74 - basiclynothing **User deleted account**
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#47 - drainbramage
Reply +32
(02/10/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ, dual wield hover hand. But still nowhere as beta as this guy.
<--
#62 to #47 - haywoodjablome
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
he just wanted to taste the pussy so he'd know what he was investing his time in hahaha
#76 to #47 - mjdjoy
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
#78 to #47 - hurrdurka
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
Hurts to read, just going to skip it all.
#57 to #47 - divinedpk
Reply +1
(02/10/2013) [-]
he didnt know when to stop
he didnt know when to stop
#69 to #47 - odapac
Reply +1
(02/10/2013) [-]
It took me 4 page flips to read this. I'd read up to a certain point and just say, "No! Stop it!" and hit next. But I kept coming back! Ugh.
#105 to #47 - abaraxus
Reply +1
(02/11/2013) [-]
My lungs are ******* empty...I can't...oh god...   
&lt;--- HFW
My lungs are ******* empty...I can't...oh god...
<--- HFW
#49 to #47 - BroStoryCool
Reply +12
(02/10/2013) [-]
holy **** how do you **** up that bad
holy **** how do you **** up that bad
#89 - davvi
Reply +24
(02/11/2013) [-]
please, that is nothing.

i'm only posting the beta stories i couldn't find in the comment section yet, the best one undoubtly though was posted in comment #47
#97 to #89 - maxmoefoe
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
******* loled
#100 to #89 - doctordalek
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
I instantly knew it would be the Annie one, because nothing is worse than it.
#102 to #100 - davvi
Reply +1
(02/11/2013) [-]
i think the one further below in #47 is much worse
#120 to #89 - syndromes
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
That's so beta it hurts.
#90 to #89 - davvi
Reply +9
(02/11/2013) [-]
#91 to #90 - davvi
Reply +6
(02/11/2013) [-]
#88 - IronWill
Reply +17
(02/11/2013) [-]
#136 to #88 - funkyrednipples
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
Eww the White Knight guy
#18 - Jashron
Reply +16
(02/10/2013) [-]
Is it just me or is he hover handing both girls?
#77 to #18 - tkuja
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
you don't get that level of suave naturally
#21 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +14
(02/10/2013) [-]
BETA TO THE MAX
#61 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
that was painful
#65 to #21 - Kalas
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
************* I KNOW THAT GUY

I used to have him for a class my freshman year.

Wow, I guess it's weird to find out the entire internet is making fun of someone you know in person lol
#68 to #65 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +7
(02/10/2013) [-]
well he's a dick
#70 to #68 - Kalas
Reply +3
(02/10/2013) [-]
Wow is that guy serious? that's ******* sick.

where do you get all those screenshots anyways?
#81 to #70 - swimmingprodigy
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
Stumbled upon a beta thread on 4chan once. Saved all that were in the thread.
#80 to #21 - markowuzhere
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
poor little jew :(
#22 to #21 - swimmingprodigy
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#23 to #22 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +3
(02/10/2013) [-]
3/3
#24 to #23 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +4
(02/10/2013) [-]
1/3
#25 to #24 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +4
(02/10/2013) [-]
2/3
#26 to #25 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +4
(02/10/2013) [-]
3/3
#64 to #26 - envinite
Reply +4
(02/10/2013) [-]
My head hurts just from reading those
#118 to #64 - swimmingprodigy
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
i have that one lol
#36 to #25 - Wartottle
Reply -2
(02/10/2013) [-]
Oh god i can't believe that im slightly like this
#85 to #23 - kneehumper
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
Here's a bigger version of that
#87 to #85 - kneehumper
Reply +2
(02/11/2013) [-]
Part 4!
#92 to #87 - kneehumper
Reply +2
(02/11/2013) [-]
And the disturbing explanation, this is all I could find
#133 to #87 - tkuja
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
oh god i need more
#33 to #22 - EdTheGreat ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
thumbnail OP
#44 to #33 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +2
(02/10/2013) [-]
feelin felix 2/2
#42 to #33 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +2
(02/10/2013) [-]
wait nvm, i found part 2 full size
#40 to #33 - swimmingprodigy
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
dont have the full sizes....damn. Here, have some feelin' felix instead (1/2)
#38 to #33 - swimmingprodigy
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
**** sorry. I THINK I have the fullsize somewhere
#54 to #21 - eruptinganus
Reply +6
(02/10/2013) [-]
Wholy ****. I'm 17 and i've never had a girlfriend (all male comprehensive) and is it weird that I actually don't give a ****. This guy acts like getting a girlfriend is all there is to life. Holy crap its almost depressing seeing all those posts he makes about blowing a $500 load on some girl who is just going to use him. I have mixed feelings. I feel like he is a complete and utter idiot but I also feel sorry for him.
#84 to #54 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2013) [-]
It's not weird that you don't give a ****.
I had my first girlfriend and lost my virginity at 19 and I never looked for a girl, we were friends having fun and it happened.