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User avatar #1 - tkuja (02/10/2013) [-]
so much hover hand he's practically flying
#14 to #1 - acunit (02/10/2013) [-]
WE NEED TO HARNESS THIS POWER!
WE NEED TO HARNESS THIS POWER!
#89 - davvi (02/11/2013) [-]
please, that is nothing.

i'm only posting the beta stories i couldn't find in the comment section yet, the best one undoubtly though was posted in comment #47
User avatar #97 to #89 - maxmoefoe (02/11/2013) [-]
******* loled
User avatar #120 to #89 - syndromes (02/11/2013) [-]
That's so beta it hurts.
User avatar #100 to #89 - doctordalek (02/11/2013) [-]
I instantly knew it would be the Annie one, because nothing is worse than it.
User avatar #102 to #100 - davvi (02/11/2013) [-]
i think the one further below in #47 is much worse
#8 - zakvanloocke (02/10/2013) [-]
Get on my level
#3 - nunubot (02/10/2013) [-]
I can't help but think he has some sort of "disability".
I can't help but think he has some sort of "disability".
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User avatar #17 to #3 - kakkakrabbypatty (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. The comments kind of give it away.
#20 to #3 - telmarine (02/10/2013) [-]
having a jew nose is not a disability
#41 to #3 - turbodoosh (02/10/2013) [-]
'I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
What do I call it Kif?'
#43 to #41 - turbodoosh (02/10/2013) [-]
"Uhgg... Sexlexia"
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#47 - drainbramage (02/10/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ, dual wield hover hand. But still nowhere as beta as this guy.
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User avatar #62 to #47 - haywoodjablome (02/10/2013) [-]
he just wanted to taste the pussy so he'd know what he was investing his time in hahaha
#78 to #47 - hurrdurka (02/10/2013) [-]
Hurts to read, just going to skip it all.
#57 to #47 - divinedpk (02/10/2013) [-]
he didnt know when to stop
he didnt know when to stop
User avatar #69 to #47 - odapac (02/10/2013) [-]
It took me 4 page flips to read this. I'd read up to a certain point and just say, "No! Stop it!" and hit next. But I kept coming back! Ugh.
#105 to #47 - abaraxus (02/11/2013) [-]
My lungs are 			*******		 empty...I can't...oh god...   
&lt;--- HFW
My lungs are ******* empty...I can't...oh god...
<--- HFW
#49 to #47 - BroStoryCool (02/10/2013) [-]
holy 			****		 how do you 			****		 up that bad
holy **** how do you **** up that bad
#18 - Jashron (02/10/2013) [-]
Is it just me or is he hover handing both girls?
User avatar #77 to #18 - tkuja (02/10/2013) [-]
you don't get that level of suave naturally
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#21 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
BETA TO THE MAX
User avatar #65 to #21 - Kalas (02/10/2013) [-]
************* I KNOW THAT GUY

I used to have him for a class my freshman year.

Wow, I guess it's weird to find out the entire internet is making fun of someone you know in person lol
#68 to #65 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
well he's a dick
User avatar #70 to #68 - Kalas (02/10/2013) [-]
Wow is that guy serious? that's ******* sick.

where do you get all those screenshots anyways?
User avatar #81 to #70 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Stumbled upon a beta thread on 4chan once. Saved all that were in the thread.
User avatar #80 to #21 - markowuzhere (02/10/2013) [-]
poor little jew :(
+1
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#64 to #26 - envinite (02/10/2013) [-]
My head hurts just from reading those
#118 to #64 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
i have that one lol
User avatar #36 to #25 - Wartottle (02/10/2013) [-]
Oh god i can't believe that im slightly like this
#85 to #23 - kneehumper (02/11/2013) [-]
Here's a bigger version of that
#92 to #87 - kneehumper (02/11/2013) [-]
And the disturbing explanation, this is all I could find
User avatar #133 to #87 - tkuja (02/11/2013) [-]
oh god i need more
User avatar #33 to #22 - EdTheGreat (02/10/2013) [-]
thumbnail OP
#44 to #33 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
feelin felix 2/2
#42 to #33 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
wait nvm, i found part 2 full size
#40 to #33 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
dont have the full sizes....damn. Here, have some feelin' felix instead (1/2)
User avatar #38 to #33 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
**** sorry. I THINK I have the fullsize somewhere
#61 to #21 - Rascal (02/10/2013) [-]
that was painful
#54 to #21 - eruptinganus (02/10/2013) [-]
Wholy **** . I'm 17 and i've never had a girlfriend (all male comprehensive) and is it weird that I actually don't give a **** . This guy acts like getting a girlfriend is all there is to life. Holy crap its almost depressing seeing all those posts he makes about blowing a $500 load on some girl who is just going to use him. I have mixed feelings. I feel like he is a complete and utter idiot but I also feel sorry for him.
#84 to #54 - Rascal (02/11/2013) [-]
It's not weird that you don't give a **** .
I had my first girlfriend and lost my virginity at 19 and I never looked for a girl, we were friends having fun and it happened.
#12 - kubrick (02/10/2013) [-]
They all kind of look related.
#96 - sourbewwy (02/11/2013) [-]
HIS FACE IS SO 			*******		 TERRIFYING
HIS FACE IS SO ******* TERRIFYING
#34 - brothergrimm ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 to #34 - kinglobster (02/10/2013) [-]
dont you mean "beta to the max"
User avatar #60 to #50 - Mahazama (02/10/2013) [-]
Or just Betamax.
#136 to #88 - funkyrednipples (02/11/2013) [-]
Eww the White Knight guy
#67 - Rascal (02/10/2013) [-]
you dint even know beta
User avatar #107 to #67 - maxmoefoe (02/11/2013) [-]
What is my life after reading this. So sad
User avatar #109 to #67 - blueghost (02/11/2013) [-]
That didn't even give me a feel. I'm just pissed off now. At his beta-ness and at her complete bitchitude. Like, **** .
#95 to #67 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
why did i get feels reading this?
User avatar #104 to #67 - oldbrownshoe (02/11/2013) [-]
Reading that was legitimately upsetting.
User avatar #98 to #67 - theshadowed (02/11/2013) [-]
Thats not even beta. Thats a ******* whore screwing him over
#59 - ishalltroll (02/10/2013) [-]
Them hoverhands.
User avatar #55 - haloforlife (02/10/2013) [-]
He's more beta then beta minus decay (science joke)
User avatar #56 to #55 - stuartbewbzz (02/10/2013) [-]
HA!
User avatar #48 - friednazi (02/10/2013) [-]
I love Mr. Ratburn!
I used to watch Arthur all the time when I was little!
#29 - melwach (02/10/2013) [-]
Level 30.
Level 30.
#123 - trollbearcat (02/11/2013) [-]
the girl he was talking to :
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