Getting married. Not a true story though. Cause I will never get married. I will always live alone. At my home. With my computer. And my tears. They are sweet.
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Getting married

Getting married. Not a true story though. Cause I will never get married. I will always live alone. At my home. With my computer. And my tears. They are sweet.

Not a true story though. Cause I will never get married. I will always live alone. At my home. With my computer. And my tears. They are sweet. And salty. Sweet and salty. I will now go away
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Hey dude, why are
you so happy? 'Cause I' m getting
married tomorrow!!
Congrats! Who' s the
lucky woman?
Her name is Becky!
Becky? But she' s a
whore, I can' t believe
she' s getting married!
Hey bro, why "
u an cheerful? 'Cause I' m getting
married tomorrow!!
Great! And who' s
the lucky woman? ___Becky___
Becky?? But she' s had
sex with the whole
neighbourhood!
Hey, why so
glum, chum? 'Cause everyone says
my fiancee is a whore
Dude, when you get married everyone
says your wife is a whore/ bitch/ slut..
among other things
But don' t worry...
At least she' s
not Becky!!
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#11 - fcukyourcouch (02/10/2013) [-]
**fcukyourcouch rolled user inteus ** Will you be my valentine?
#9 - yaboybtrue (02/10/2013) [-]
Dear OP,
Dear OP,
#12 to #9 - galahads (02/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4 - dementedllama (02/10/2013) [-]
A friend of mine named Becky just got engaged the other day...because she's pregnant..
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#32 to #4 - ultimatebuffalo has deleted their comment [-]
#174 to #4 - iamnotgoodwithname (02/10/2013) [-]
at least she's not becky
at least she's not becky
User avatar #38 to #13 - dementedllama (02/10/2013) [-]
Not really, it was probably her first time with her bf. She and her family are super hardcore christian, I dated her older sister when I was 15 and never even kissed her. She's just 18, sheltered, and oblivious to birth-control.
User avatar #63 to #44 - amuter ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
looks more like poop
User avatar #75 to #63 - vycanismajoris (02/10/2013) [-]
Anal.
#30 - haheho (02/10/2013) [-]
#27 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
Sad cookie is feeling with him.
#269 to #1 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Would you rather he use ragecomic **** like a redditfag?
#24 to #1 - triggathepirate (02/10/2013) [-]
what the 			****		, I had orange juice in my mouth.
what the **** , I had orange juice in my mouth.
User avatar #40 to #24 - optimistchime (02/10/2013) [-]
Probably because you started to drink it
#106 - mishaestrin (02/10/2013) [-]
Real life
#56 to #18 - kenleyP (02/10/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#21 to #18 - haloforlife (02/10/2013) [-]
MFW seeing that
MFW seeing that
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#74 - anon Comment deleted by optimos [-]
#51 - nyehsquidward (02/10/2013) [-]
Description made me think of this.
#42 - namdelliks (02/10/2013) [-]
That description.. D:
That description.. D:
#178 - thedarkestrogue (02/10/2013) [-]
Wait. Becky ODed on marijuanas. He's marrying a slutty corpse.
Wait. Becky ODed on marijuanas. He's marrying a slutty corpse.
#121 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
Way to ruin my self esteem!
(pic vaguely related)
+5
#123 to #121 - dodeca **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#168 to #121 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
OMG IT WORKS!
OMG IT WORKS!
#210 to #168 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
It... really does.
#127 to #121 - thepartygod (02/10/2013) [-]
your name.. how did you even?... I can't... ****
#156 to #127 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
anons can post pictures now
User avatar #124 to #121 - pebar (02/10/2013) [-]
did... anon just post a picture...?
#132 to #124 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
It's called "Post as anonymous"
It's called "Post as anonymous"
User avatar #126 to #124 - DisgruntledTomato (02/10/2013) [-]
It begins.
#104 - hammarhead (02/10/2013) [-]
all this porn. I'ts so nice.
all this porn. I'ts so nice.
#111 to #104 - beefking (02/10/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2842602 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Kermit is so sophisticated!
#94 - aerosol (02/10/2013) [-]
nice description
#213 - darthblam ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
February 10th, 2013.
The day in which the Anons fight back against their account superiors.
magical fairy princess has forsaken us! The revolution of Funnyjunk has begun!
#217 to #213 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
#218 to #213 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
I just got here. What's going on.

We can post pictures again? Is this what if feels like to have rights?
#6 - rewop (02/10/2013) [-]
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