Getting married. Not a true story though. Cause I will never get married. I will always live alone. At my home. With my computer. And my tears. They are sweet.
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Getting married

Not a true story though. Cause I will never get married. I will always live alone. At my home. With my computer. And my tears. They are sweet. And salty. Sweet and salty. I will now go away
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Hey dude, why are
you so happy? 'Cause I' m getting
married tomorrow!!
Congrats! Who' s the
lucky woman?
Her name is Becky!
Becky? But she' s a
whore, I can' t believe
she' s getting married!
Hey bro, why "
u an cheerful? 'Cause I' m getting
married tomorrow!!
Great! And who' s
the lucky woman? ___Becky___
Becky?? But she' s had
sex with the whole
neighbourhood!
Hey, why so
glum, chum? 'Cause everyone says
my fiancee is a whore
Dude, when you get married everyone
says your wife is a whore/ bitch/ slut..
among other things
But don' t worry...
At least she' s
not Becky!!
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Submitted: 02/09/2013
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#1 - camperdude (02/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#30 - haheho (02/10/2013) [-]
#27 - devout feminist (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sad cookie is feeling with him.
#9 - yaboybtrue (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dear OP,
Dear OP,
#11 - fcukyourcouch ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
**fcukyourcouch rolled user inteus ** Will you be my valentine?
User avatar #4 - dementedllama (02/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
A friend of mine named Becky just got engaged the other day...because she's pregnant..
#44 - vycanismajoris (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#106 - mishaestrin (02/10/2013) [-]
Real life
#60 - alekksandar (02/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I hate this guy's drawing style.
#18 - oldapple (02/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#121 - devout feminist (02/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Way to ruin my self esteem!
(pic vaguely related)
#113 - ninjabunnygo (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**ninjabunnygo rolled a random image posted in comment #2782187 at FJ RPG ** my future wife
#115 to #114 - ninjabunnygo (02/10/2013) [-]
**ninjabunnygo rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Animals with human mouths ** getting real tired of your **** random generator
User avatar #116 - themastertroller (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
anyone have the gif of the half ***** woman with cake in one hand and a gameboy in the other ? it was posted as content once i believe.
#117 to #116 - optimos ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
You're welcome
You're welcome
#6 - rewop (02/10/2013) [-]
#192 - devout feminist (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#195 to #192 - devout feminist (02/10/2013) [-]
Anons can post pics again
#96 - devout feminist (02/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#100 to #96 - scsuper (02/10/2013) [-]
LIES
+12
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