Smoking is cool.. . professional smoker mg: made Mi -1 hookah 'iginla rt -out Those are = Souls of the Cheerios he ate this morning. "Do you have any previous job experience?" "I was a professional smoker for a few years"
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User avatar #1 - radiohazard (02/09/2013) [-]
"Do you have any previous job experience?"
"I was a professional smoker for a few years"
#5 to #1 - mikemont (02/10/2013) [-]
interviewer's response...
#30 - coasterfreak (02/10/2013) [-]
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#46 to #30 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/10/2013) [-]

AHUEHUEHUE
#90 to #46 - burgermergerburger (02/18/2013) [-]
Why is this thumbed down? It's a ******* amazing roll
User avatar #91 to #90 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
Because I was too subtle about it being an image. That happens alot.
#2 - marlkarxthethird (02/10/2013) [-]
I really don't think we should be heaping admiration on a cereal killer.   
   
I'm so sorry.
I really don't think we should be heaping admiration on a cereal killer.

I'm so sorry.
#26 - horridnanaa (02/10/2013) [-]
Malborotron will get his revenge
Malborotron will get his revenge
User avatar #63 - itrooztrooperdown (02/10/2013) [-]
"professional somoker"... Do they pay him for smokin? wtf?
#59 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #426232 at Friendly ** MFW OP thinks smoking is cool
#45 - derptimmyson (02/10/2013) [-]
yeah, really cool
User avatar #75 to #45 - biggieboy (02/10/2013) [-]
yeah, whereas if you don't smoke, you become immortal
User avatar #56 to #45 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Thats a shesha not cigarettes

You need to smoke 10 of those to get that same effect as 1 cigarette
#67 to #45 - fordun (02/10/2013) [-]
By the way. Smoking doesn't cause black lungs. Cancer does. And smoking doesn't explicitly cause cancer. The oldest living person in the world smoked. Jeanne Calment lived to be 122. And tar doesn't exist either. Tar isn't tar like road tar. Its carbon which latches on to mucus in ones body. And lungs clean themselves anyway. Which is why we cough.

http://www.smokescreens.org/chapter1.htm
User avatar #84 to #67 - fosforgasxiii (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah and drunk driving is perfectly safe, weed cures all cancer, fastfood doesn't make you fat and sporting is not healthy. You shouldn't believe everything on the Internet, especially when it's related to your health.
#85 to #84 - fordun (02/10/2013) [-]
The writer of this book has several degrees and provides sources for everything that is said within his book. Keyword Book. Which for some reason makes everything that people say credible. The internet is just as much as a source of information then a library. You just need to filter all the ******** .
User avatar #86 to #85 - fosforgasxiii (02/10/2013) [-]
Well, you still didn't convince me that smoking isn't unhealthy.
#87 to #86 - fordun (02/10/2013) [-]
Well that's not my object. Tobacco like all substances has its downsides. But it doesn't make ones lungs black. Unless your a coal miner.
#72 - Blasphemer ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
''Smoking is cool.''

On the other note, I can't really seem to find the funny here...
#74 to #72 - ilikeroundobjects (02/10/2013) [-]
First literal use of that image. Well done.
User avatar #55 - personone (02/10/2013) [-]
Here is a link, just go to youtube and put that in there. /watch?v=YLQR66sk6E0
User avatar #3 - electricbubblewrap (02/10/2013) [-]
Professional smoker??? I don't think he knows what professional means.
#4 to #3 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
lol I thought that too
#70 - jokervsbatsy (02/10/2013) [-]
You need swag anyway
You need swag anyway
#77 - ivanduk (02/10/2013) [-]
how to get rid of this ******* lincoln video ad?
User avatar #79 to #77 - toxicwastetoxic (02/10/2013) [-]
what browser do you use?
#80 to #79 - ivanduk (02/10/2013) [-]
chrome
User avatar #81 to #80 - toxicwastetoxic (02/10/2013) [-]
type in on google "adblock plus for google chrome"
#82 to #81 - ivanduk (02/10/2013) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #83 to #82 - toxicwastetoxic (02/10/2013) [-]
Not a problem :)
#27 - haheho (02/10/2013) [-]
Specious as **** , where is the commas ?
#58 to #27 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
They use only commas in numbers in the USA as far as I know.
User avatar #65 to #58 - princescelestiaa (02/10/2013) [-]
we use commas in finland too
#61 to #58 - mythichyphen (02/10/2013) [-]
<- How you look right now
User avatar #68 to #27 - personone (02/10/2013) [-]
Different country, some countries don't use commas
User avatar #53 - rawyouth (02/10/2013) [-]
Why are the cheerios going to hell?

What did they do!?
User avatar #62 - skulldan (02/10/2013) [-]
matthewboss comment 4
User avatar #71 to #62 - matthewboss (02/10/2013) [-]
Who thumbed this down? >:(
#76 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
ANONS DESERVE EQUAL RIGHTS!!!!!!!!! SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!
ANONS ARE NOT WORTHLESS AND IF IT WASN'T FOR US THIS SITE WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN POPULAR. WE DESERVE THE SAME PRIVILEGES AS REGULAR MEMBERS AND REFUSE TO BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!!!!!!!!!!

#69 - thepelvinator (02/10/2013) [-]
The cheerios reduced his risk of heart disease.
And THIS is how he pays them back?
#52 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
"professional"? I blow better O's than that


inb4 you blow
User avatar #64 to #52 - revorce (02/10/2013) [-]
you suck
User avatar #43 - triggathepirate (02/10/2013) [-]
Gandalf at a younger age.
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