How to annoy people in an elevator. Found it on my tumblr dash. www.fanpop.com/clubs/pure-craziness/articles/59762/title/50-crazy-ways-annoy-people-elevator. 50 annoy People elevator Crazy funny
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How to annoy people in an elevator

50 Ways to Anne}; Peeple on an Elevator
I. When there' s only l other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shellder and then pretend that it wasn' t you.
2. Push the buttons El pretend they give you a Smile El go each tor
more.
Asia if you can push the button tor the other people and push the wrong
ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline frem your cell phone and ask if they Knew what
floor you are en-
Drop and pen El wait until sameone gees to pick; it up and then scream
NUDE THAT' S MINE!"
Ash. "Did you feel that?"
Call out "Group Hug!" & then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shuttup,
all you, just shut UPI."
Meow, occasionally.
Whenever sameone steps in the elevator in a deep voice say. "GET
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User avatar #10 - electricbubblewrap (02/10/2013) [-]
Ten ways to make yourself look retarded.
#21 - Drfish (02/10/2013) [-]
I would grab a buddy of mine and ride the elevator for hours and each time a person got in I would ask my friend if he liked elevators and he would say it has its ups and downs and we both laugh maniacally.
I would grab a buddy of mine and ride the elevator for hours and each time a person got in I would ask my friend if he liked elevators and he would say it has its ups and downs and we both laugh maniacally.
User avatar #22 to #21 - FishInABowl (02/10/2013) [-]
Genius!
User avatar #23 to #21 - spawnconnery ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
My harddrive failed and the only gif I really hated losing was this one you posted, so for that, I thank you. Oh, I also thank you for the laughs.
#26 to #23 - Drfish (02/11/2013) [-]
Thanks glad to be of service
#11 - vladhellsing (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - SquishyHaribo (02/09/2013) [-]
a lot of these aren't annoying, they just make you look like a twat
#13 - chuffberry (02/10/2013) [-]
TRUE STORY TIME
>in elevator with elderly grandfather
>only one other dude in the elevator
>grandpa lets out the most horrifying, ground-shaking, vomit-inducing fart in the history of fartdom
>he immediately turns to the random dude and screams "WHAT THE HELL, YOU SUCK **** !!!!!!!"
>politely strolls off the elevator
>MFW
#20 - nakedblueninja (02/10/2013) [-]
51: bring a bible onto the elevator
when people step into the elevator "Excuse me sir, could you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"
User avatar #24 - Scorch (02/10/2013) [-]
In a full elevator, pronounce:
"you may be wondering why i've gathered you all here"
#7 - stargazerlily (02/10/2013) [-]
Talk to inanimate objects.
#16 - breakfastlunch (02/10/2013) [-]
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#3 - telmarine (02/10/2013) [-]
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#19 - JohnE (02/10/2013) [-]
10: Whenever someone steps in the elevator, say in a deep voice, "GET OUT!"

Grammar nazi
User avatar #15 - hibbydibby (02/10/2013) [-]
I was at a car show with my parents when I was 15 and we were in an elevator with a bunch of random people. I half-whispered 'I have to fart' and the look on the faces of said random people were priceless.
#8 - nonnotitiapono (02/10/2013) [-]
thats only ten you bastard.
User avatar #14 to #8 - brothergrimm ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
i have the original of that shirt..... it's 3 wolves
#27 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
Why is Tumblr funnier than this site?
User avatar #17 - bowservoltaire (02/10/2013) [-]
>Wait for people to enter and doors close
>Serious face, sunglasses, and voice
>"You must be wondering why I've gathered you all here today..."
#6 - spoonsnatcher (02/10/2013) [-]
**spoonsnatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #239123 at Pokemon ** number 11
User avatar #5 - phoenix grinder (02/10/2013) [-]
ten was the best one but seriously this is fun maybe if you're 6-15 years old
User avatar #12 to #5 - ottoboys (02/10/2013) [-]
what about 16?
#4 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
*Read this. Did every single one of them. Got arrested.* Deal with it.
#2 - lazyvoltage (02/09/2013) [-]
Only good ones are 1, 3, , (possibly) 5 and 7.
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