Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
asd
#14 - sweetellie
Reply +82
(02/09/2013) [-]
It's not much fun having something you're afraid of coming out of your genitals in large quantities. It could have been anything... but no, it had to be blood..
It's not much fun having something you're afraid of coming out of your genitals in large quantities. It could have been anything... but no, it had to be blood..
#297 to #14 - blahblahablah
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
..Then when you don't have them you freak out about the potential of 9 months later something else being forced out of it... yay fun..*claps* ...o.o
#307 to #297 - sweetellie
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
Well I don't have to worry about that.. since I'm a virgin and everything..
#291 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
Just go on the pill for 3-6 months without placebos... no period for half/quarter of a year after it settles.

Unless you smoke specifically tobacco, then you'll get visited by the heart attack fairy, so don't do that.
#194 to #14 - farfigschiter
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
ya but we have balls. Seriously, who likes balls? " we get mismatched boobs and it sux :("
shuddup
everybody loves boobs. It don't really matter what kind. They're still boobs
and balls are still balls.
God I ******* hate my balls
#265 to #194 - sweetellie
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
My boobs are absolutely disgusting and if anyone loved them, they'd have to have some kind of visual impairment.. Your move.
#77 to #14 - theholum
Reply +3
(02/09/2013) [-]
I love my genitals for the exact reason that it does not do that
But yes, women bleeding out of their private parts are not fun, it ruins half of the fun with oral
#41 to #14 - thisotherdude
Reply 0
(02/09/2013) [-]
Two words, razor blades.
#42 to #41 - sweetellie
Reply +2
(02/09/2013) [-]
Would make blood and pain.
Just like a regular period.
#45 to #42 - thisotherdude
Reply +1
(02/09/2013) [-]
But on the bright side there's a chance it would destroy your vagina to the point where you couldn't even have periods anymore.
#80 to #45 - pulluspardus
Reply 0
(02/09/2013) [-]
are you using chainsaw razors ?, it can't be THAT bad dude.
#48 to #45 - sweetellie
Reply +1
(02/09/2013) [-]
And no babies either?    
I'm in.
And no babies either?
I'm in.
#55 to #48 - thisotherdude
Reply +2
(02/09/2013) [-]
I swear if I were a chick I'd just get a hysterectomy or something so I wouldn't have to deal with that ****...

Ah who am I kidding, I'd be too busy spending every day jerking off, multiple orgasms sound ******* amazing.
#267 to #55 - sweetellie
Reply 0
(02/10/2013) [-]
Too bad it's notoriously difficult for women to orgasm..
#35 to #14 - snigrog
Reply +29
(02/09/2013) [-]
WHAT IF IT WAS SPIDERS
#30 to #14 - cupcakedevourer
Reply -1
(02/09/2013) [-]
How did I know you were gonna show up here?
#31 to #30 - sweetellie
Reply +2
(02/09/2013) [-]
How do you know me so well.. what?
How do you know me so well.. what?
#24 to #14 - SpankThePanda
Reply +5
(02/09/2013) [-]
Imagine if it was spiders. Just imagine it!
#27 to #24 - sweetellie
Reply +3
(02/09/2013) [-]
Oh good heavens..
Oh good heavens..
#21 to #14 - OminousDemon
Reply +8
(02/09/2013) [-]
couldve been pudding...
#25 to #21 - OminousDemon
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#22 to #21 - sweetellie
Reply 0
(02/09/2013) [-]
See, that would be slightly better.
#26 to #22 - OminousDemon
Reply +2
(02/09/2013) [-]
i dunno, do u rly want pudding coming out of ur orifice and getting pudding in ur pants?
#28 to #26 - sweetellie
Reply +5
(02/09/2013) [-]
But I'm not scared of pudding
But I'm not scared of pudding
#15 to #14 - knightofthefunny
Reply +28
(02/09/2013) [-]
I have the same problem... except it's cum.
#16 to #15 - sweetellie
Reply +8
(02/09/2013) [-]
...You must have great difficulty masturbating, sir..
...You must have great difficulty masturbating, sir..
#18 to #16 - knightofthefunny
Reply +9
(02/09/2013) [-]
The good part about it is that I can fill squirt guns with it.
#23 to #18 - sweetellie
Reply +3
(02/09/2013) [-]
Always a plus