Periods. .................. Why periods? Why can' t mother nature just text me and be like waddup girl. You ain' t pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next
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User avatar #60 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Guys and girls are equal in my book, but to be honest I think guys lucked out when it comes to puberty. Guys get big cocks and a deep voice. Girls get hormone imbalances, mismatched boobs, and a crimson rendition of Niagara falls coming out of the worst possible place every stinking month until we hit 60.
User avatar #104 to #60 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Big cock? I wish.
User avatar #215 to #60 - setittowumbo (02/10/2013) [-]
And this is the reason why I'm getting a sex change.
#68 to #60 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Also, as long as you're an average guy, once you go through puberty there is NOTHING stopping you from training and packing on huge amounts of muscle.
User avatar #94 to #68 - IceViper (02/10/2013) [-]
average meaning what. who would have a hard time gaining muscle
User avatar #244 to #94 - prinz (02/10/2013) [-]
ectomorph body type
User avatar #300 to #244 - IceViper (02/10/2013) [-]
thats me

6"2 155
User avatar #66 to #60 - thegirlyoudespise (02/09/2013) [-]
my boobs were never mismatched
#69 to #66 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Then you're lucky. Mine still won't cooperate.
User avatar #301 to #69 - thegirlyoudespise (02/10/2013) [-]
haha. dont worry though, it's quite common for one boob to be slightly larger than the other
#105 to #60 - elcreepo (02/10/2013) [-]
Guys get wet dreams and morning wood.
Guys get wet dreams and morning wood.
User avatar #124 to #105 - callmesenpai (02/10/2013) [-]
Girls can get wet dreams too.
#74 to #60 - DrollHumor (02/09/2013) [-]
There should be a pill that a guy can take for a week which will simulate the effects of being on a period. No blood of course, just severe hormone fluctuations and cramps.  Just for the hell of it.
There should be a pill that a guy can take for a week which will simulate the effects of being on a period. No blood of course, just severe hormone fluctuations and cramps. Just for the hell of it.
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User avatar #257 to #74 - daentraya (02/10/2013) [-]
And backache.. Oh the excruciating lower back pain.. It feels like your spine just have a joint that sits wrong
User avatar #85 to #60 - dragonette (02/10/2013) [-]
My tits are too small for me to tell if they're mismatched
User avatar #101 to #60 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, but we've got external genitalia!
User avatar #96 to #60 - IceViper (02/10/2013) [-]
if all guys get big cocks then they would just be average compared to each other
#83 to #60 - harleycurnow (02/10/2013) [-]
Guys get competitively large cocks, others around you probably have a bigger Purple-headed-yoghurt-spitting bed-snake. We get hormone imbalances too, we just dont complain. We also get the absolutely awful moment when we first masturbate and think we're going to die.
User avatar #176 to #83 - nlogax (02/10/2013) [-]
That never happened to me.
#250 to #176 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
because you're a female.
User avatar #295 to #250 - nlogax (02/10/2013) [-]
You're worthless.
#82 to #60 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
My right boob is bigger than my left. I can feel it.
User avatar #110 to #82 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
I know that feel, ladybro.
User avatar #71 to #60 - cascarita (02/09/2013) [-]
What are these "big cocks" you speak of?
#14 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
It's not much fun having something you're afraid of coming out of your genitals in large quantities. It could have been anything... but no, it had to be blood..
It's not much fun having something you're afraid of coming out of your genitals in large quantities. It could have been anything... but no, it had to be blood..
#194 to #14 - farfigschiter (02/10/2013) [-]
ya but we have balls. Seriously, who likes balls? " we get mismatched boobs and it sux :("
shuddup
everybody loves boobs. It don't really matter what kind. They're still boobs
and balls are still balls.
God I ******* hate my balls
User avatar #265 to #194 - sweetellie (02/10/2013) [-]
My boobs are absolutely disgusting and if anyone loved them, they'd have to have some kind of visual impairment.. Your move.
#291 to #14 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
Just go on the pill for 3-6 months without placebos... no period for half/quarter of a year after it settles.

Unless you smoke specifically tobacco, then you'll get visited by the heart attack fairy, so don't do that.
#297 to #14 - blahblahablah (02/10/2013) [-]
..Then when you don't have them you freak out about the potential of 9 months later something else being forced out of it... yay fun..*claps* ...o.o
User avatar #307 to #297 - sweetellie (02/10/2013) [-]
Well I don't have to worry about that.. since I'm a virgin and everything..
User avatar #30 to #14 - cupcakedevourer (02/09/2013) [-]
How did I know you were gonna show up here?
#31 to #30 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
How do you know me so well.. what?
How do you know me so well.. what?
User avatar #41 to #14 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [-]
Two words, razor blades.
User avatar #42 to #41 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
Would make blood and pain.
Just like a regular period.
User avatar #45 to #42 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [-]
But on the bright side there's a chance it would destroy your vagina to the point where you couldn't even have periods anymore.
#48 to #45 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
And no babies either?    
I'm in.
And no babies either?
I'm in.
User avatar #55 to #48 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [-]
I swear if I were a chick I'd just get a hysterectomy or something so I wouldn't have to deal with that **** ...

Ah who am I kidding, I'd be too busy spending every day jerking off, multiple orgasms sound ******* amazing.
User avatar #267 to #55 - sweetellie (02/10/2013) [-]
Too bad it's notoriously difficult for women to orgasm..
User avatar #80 to #45 - pulluspardus (02/09/2013) [-]
are you using chainsaw razors ?, it can't be THAT bad dude.
#77 to #14 - theholum (02/09/2013) [-]
I love my genitals for the exact reason that it does not do that
But yes, women bleeding out of their private parts are not fun, it ruins half of the fun with oral
#24 to #14 - SpankThePanda (02/09/2013) [-]
Imagine if it was spiders. Just imagine it!
#27 to #24 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh good heavens..
Oh good heavens..
User avatar #21 to #14 - OminousDemon (02/09/2013) [-]
couldve been pudding...
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User avatar #22 to #21 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
See, that would be slightly better.
User avatar #26 to #22 - OminousDemon (02/09/2013) [-]
i dunno, do u rly want pudding coming out of ur orifice and getting pudding in ur pants?
#28 to #26 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
But I'm not scared of pudding
But I'm not scared of pudding
#35 to #14 - snigrog (02/09/2013) [-]
WHAT IF IT WAS SPIDERS
User avatar #15 to #14 - knightofthefunny (02/09/2013) [-]
I have the same problem... except it's cum.
#16 to #15 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
...You must have great difficulty masturbating, sir..
...You must have great difficulty masturbating, sir..
User avatar #18 to #16 - knightofthefunny (02/09/2013) [-]
The good part about it is that I can fill squirt guns with it.
User avatar #23 to #18 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
Always a plus
User avatar #19 - rollusername (02/09/2013) [-]
**rollusername rolled user phanact ** is on his/her period
User avatar #90 to #19 - majormoron (02/10/2013) [-]
DAYMN SON

Two hours and almost 200 likes?!?!

We make break some records in the next day
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User avatar #186 to #19 - thenewgizmobox (02/10/2013) [-]
...probably
#302 to #19 - jettom (02/10/2013) [-]
This got top 10 comments?   
Really?
This got top 10 comments?
Really?
User avatar #309 to #302 - hunterian (02/10/2013) [-]
Source.
User avatar #311 to #309 - jettom (02/10/2013) [-]
Yuru Yuri.
User avatar #294 to #19 - anonycunt (02/10/2013) [-]
i dont even...wut
User avatar #99 to #19 - timmywankenobi (02/10/2013) [-]
ha priceless !
#108 to #19 - funmanigro (02/10/2013) [-]
i dont get it, why is phanact so famous?
User avatar #135 to #108 - phanact (02/10/2013) [-]
Because hes a faggot
#109 to #108 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
because he is on his period
#36 to #19 - fedegon (02/09/2013) [-]
I can already smell the frontpage.
User avatar #284 to #36 - ripley (02/10/2013) [-]
patchouli approves
#20 to #19 - likeaboob (02/09/2013) [-]
niceeeeeeeeeeeee
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User avatar #39 to #37 - lerotheumbrella (02/09/2013) [-]
hey i know you :D hello jenna
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User avatar #43 to #40 - lerotheumbrella (02/09/2013) [-]
i dont talk much but i visit the board quite a bit
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#44 to #43 - jennathedog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #44 - lerotheumbrella (02/09/2013) [-]
:D i post to dont worry
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User avatar #49 to #47 - lerotheumbrella (02/09/2013) [-]
70 % lurker 20 % replyer 5 % requester 4 % commenter and 1 % poster, fear me i am the creepy guy who sits in the corner while people have fun
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User avatar #54 to #53 - lerotheumbrella (02/09/2013) [-]
i was a bout to say lets end this before people reconize what were talking about
see you on the board
(you might not see me)
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#223 to #57 - xacuop (02/10/2013) [-]
why every comment in this conversation receives thumbs?
#273 to #223 - hairibar (02/10/2013) [-]
well, traditions are traditions... let's colaborate in this ****
#313 to #273 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
sex
User avatar #62 to #39 - tankthejackaltwo (02/09/2013) [-]
It's best not to lurk
introduce yourself and try to post often
#134 to #19 - phanact (02/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Who told you
#61 to #19 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
93 thumbs for an unfunny comment...

What has this site come to??
#113 to #61 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
Shut up, worthlessanon
#233 to #113 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
ahah the irony
#287 to #233 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
umad?
User avatar #133 to #19 - phanact (02/10/2013) [-]
That was last week
User avatar #65 to #19 - wilfredfanforever (02/09/2013) [-]
well **** ...
#184 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/10/2013) [-]
Because mother nature doesn't have your number.
Because mother nature doesn't have your number.
#102 - hardongo ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #164 to #102 - spanishninja ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
weon amarillo.

LOL.
#274 to #86 - hairibar (02/10/2013) [-]
I love how the user's @Naturesays
#88 to #86 - reassembled (02/10/2013) [-]
That's like the perfect response.
#67 - youngjoseph (02/09/2013) [-]
OP's peried
#226 to #67 - pedobearseviltwin (02/10/2013) [-]
OP's peried
peried.
User avatar #1 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
Because nature needs a way to tell women that they're demons who are capable of bleeding from their genitals in monstrous ways.
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User avatar #192 to #1 - punnyjunky (02/10/2013) [-]
Or capable of bleeding from their genitals in menstruous ways?
User avatar #2 to #1 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
You have a glue gun in your pants, you're the one to talk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lordlolland (02/09/2013) [-]
Glue gun you say?
In other words; A bit of glue stops the bleeding?
User avatar #4 to #3 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Well, you have to apply the glue some time before the bleeding and it only lasts 9 months.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lordlolland (02/09/2013) [-]
But in return it has the potential of providing another glue gun with a human attached.
User avatar #6 to #5 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Or another bleeding hole that you don't want to apply glue to.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lordlolland (02/09/2013) [-]
I am sure someone else will be more than happy to.
User avatar #8 to #7 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Hopefully quite a few years later.
User avatar #11 to #8 - thewebspinner (02/09/2013) [-]
Stop pretending you're a girl.
User avatar #158 to #11 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Not planning to have a sex change, bro.
#78 to #8 - cabbagemayhem (02/09/2013) [-]
Why wait?
User avatar #10 to #8 - ScottP (02/09/2013) [-]
and then EVOLUTION
#9 to #6 - thedonkeykong (02/09/2013) [-]
in that case an abortion might be the solution
#115 to #6 - lolzordz (02/10/2013) [-]
convo breaker
convo breaker
#263 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
Bask in my glorious ability of posting pictures
#266 to #263 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
We can post pictures again?   
< mfw
We can post pictures again?
< mfw
#268 to #266 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
#17 - weissessand ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
#199 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/10/2013) [-]
Because you never texted her back.
Because you never texted her back.
#275 - lemonpledge (02/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#279 - ismellnewfag (02/10/2013) [-]
Anons are renamed to worthlessanons. Haha!
Anons are renamed to worthlessanons. Haha!
#175 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
I hate the times when you're on your period and you're constipated. You have to take a **** but you just can't get it out. Damn annoying and painful.
#206 to #175 - pikininja (02/10/2013) [-]
That's not poop, just your stomach saying &quot;			****		 you&quot; in a way that makes you think you have to poop.   
But I agree, it's the worst thing ever.
That's not poop, just your stomach saying " **** you" in a way that makes you think you have to poop.
But I agree, it's the worst thing ever.
#212 to #206 - setittowumbo (02/10/2013) [-]
I wish we could get a hysterectomy just because we want one. I never plan on having kids so my periods are pointless. But you can't get a hysterectomy for no other reason but having cancer...or some 			****		...
I wish we could get a hysterectomy just because we want one. I never plan on having kids so my periods are pointless. But you can't get a hysterectomy for no other reason but having cancer...or some **** ...
#131 - stopdropandtroll (02/10/2013) [-]
Periods suck

Commas rule
User avatar #165 to #131 - spoonsnatcher (02/10/2013) [-]
Smosh?
#140 to #131 - pebar (02/10/2013) [-]
get on my level
#173 to #140 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
>jpg
#147 to #131 - redrock (02/10/2013) [-]
tilde master-race reporting in
tilde master-race reporting in
User avatar #330 to #147 - tilde (02/12/2013) [-]
I like this kid, he's going places.
#181 to #147 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
This is sex education, not grammar fool.
User avatar #258 to #147 - arstya (02/10/2013) [-]
Fabulous~
#241 - dugachug (02/10/2013) [-]
if you don't mind i'll leave this right here.
#193 - whomadewho (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #201 to #193 - shokonicci (02/10/2013) [-]
That was adorable
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