On Valentines Day. I can't wait to watch this movie ;P.. I can now finally honestly say I have plans for valentines day Maybe Cars crashes no they dissapear
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#1 - kingsombra (02/09/2013) [-]
I can now finally honestly say I have plans for valentines day
I can now finally honestly say I have plans for valentines day
#27 - werrew (02/10/2013) [-]
I love this movie, I guess you could say im a die hard fan
#76 to #27 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
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#37 - toastedtroll (02/10/2013) [-]
mfw I'm just gonna sit at home, fap, cry and fap again.
User avatar #64 to #37 - anonymousattorney (02/10/2013) [-]
...is that Will Ferrell?
#74 - supamonkey (02/10/2013) [-]
MFW when it's not released in Australia until the 21st of March...
#56 - tchpookie (02/10/2013) [-]
Must have stabbed her fifty ******* times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it
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User avatar #107 to #83 - burdenedsoul (02/10/2013) [-]
it's from the music video for avenged sevenfold's song "a little piece of heaven" you should really go check it out, go on.... why are you still reading this comment?..... GO!!
#113 to #107 - loolthisisokay (02/10/2013) [-]
I will!
User avatar #104 to #56 - burdenedsoul (02/10/2013) [-]
and i really always knew that my little crime would be cold thats why i got a heater your thighs, and i know, i know its not your time, but bye bye
and a word to the wise when the fire dies you think its over but its just begun, but baby dont cry
User avatar #59 to #56 - tropius (02/10/2013) [-]
She was never this good in bed even when she was sleeping
Now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so ******* deep in
User avatar #70 to #59 - watermelonmcnigger (02/10/2013) [-]
it goes on and on and on,
User avatar #103 to #70 - burdenedsoul (02/10/2013) [-]
i can keep you looking young and preserved forever with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever
#105 to #103 - watermelonmcnigger (02/10/2013) [-]
'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
User avatar #106 to #105 - burdenedsoul (02/10/2013) [-]
and i know, i know its not your time
User avatar #108 to #106 - watermelonmcnigger (02/10/2013) [-]
but bye bye.
User avatar #114 to #108 - burdenedsoul (02/10/2013) [-]
and a word to the wise, when the fire dies, you think it's over, but it's just begun
User avatar #115 to #114 - watermelonmcnigger (02/10/2013) [-]
But baby don't cry.
#10 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
All men should be boycotting Valentine's Day. There is nothing romantic about a day where buying things is expected of you. If she rewards you with sex for buying her things, you have a prostitute and your relationship is already doomed.
User avatar #17 to #10 - colegaleener (02/10/2013) [-]
spoken like a true loner.
User avatar #18 to #17 - jokersaysamuseme (02/10/2013) [-]
A true loner who doesn't take **** and doesn't buy girls off for sex with jewellery.
User avatar #19 to #18 - colegaleener (02/10/2013) [-]
a true man takes his woman on dates and buys her stuff as a sign of love. I get it, valentines day sucks for most people, but if you think the only thing you're getting from her is sex then you're dead wrong.
User avatar #23 to #19 - usernameluisdjlols (02/10/2013) [-]
a "true man" isn't a defined thing cock-butt, i can say a true man is someone who fights bears every day at 6:31 pm, does that mean im right?
#30 to #19 - lolsrsslybro (02/10/2013) [-]
i couldn't agree with you any more, it really rustles my jimmies when people have a mindset like anon's. if a woman is expecting anything but love then she isn't the right person to be with.
#34 to #30 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
If it rustles your jimmies when a man treats women as equals, that's your problem. When you buy your way into relationships, you are going to wind up with women who expect you to buy things. This is not complicated.
#38 to #34 - lolsrsslybro (02/10/2013) [-]
excuse me, but i do not buy my way into a relationship. hell, when going out to eat with my girlfriend, she often pays for her own food and sometimes even offers to pay for mine (unless i of course offer to pay). what rustles my jimmies is that you (or a diff anon, not sure if you're the original commenter) think that
1) showering your woman with gifts on valentines day signifies weakness
2) all women are expecting of gifts

It does not show weakness, it is just a way of showing how much you love her.
If gifts were NEEDED to sway the girl towards you and to keep her with you then that is a different story. But if you're with the right person there's no need to constrain yourself from giving her gifts just to make a stupid statement.
#40 to #38 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
You have completely missed the point from the original comment, so let me spell it out for you:

Society, as a whole, expects men to buy women things on Valentine's day. There is nothing romantic about this since it's considered obligatory. Men should be boycotting Valentine's day due to the fact that it is expected behavior and there is no reciprocal obligation..

Buying things for people is not a way of showing that you love them. That's a throwback to once upon a time when women couldn't work and men bought things as a method of courting. Women have their own money and can buy their own **** now. Many women still expect men to buy them things. Many women also reward the behavior with sex - that makes them prostitutes. Yes, yes, "not all women are like that" - you mean in a large group of people not all of the members will be exactly the same? Shocking!

There is a difference between giving somebody a gift and buying them things. I'm not wasting my time explaining that one.
#42 to #40 - lolsrsslybro (02/10/2013) [-]
Well, I was mostly referring to the second comment as you labelled buying gifts as a "shameful tactic." However, i'm still in disagreement. "Buying people things", which you used in the first comment, is not what is expected on Valentines day - what is expected is the expression of love.

You can sing to your girl, make them dinner, and a whole bunch of other corny **** to express your love on valentines day without buying a single thing. People buy their significant others things on valentines days for the sentiment. And there is nothing wrong with that.

You call it a shameful tactic because you think that people give things to others just for reciprocation, and you must be selfish and lonely as hell to believe that. When you're in love you do things for the girl with nothing in return. I'm happy seeing my girlfriend happy, it is as simple as that.

#48 to #42 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
You do seem to be at least halfway to understanding the problem. You do know the difference between gift giving and buying things. You are missing the reciprocal obligation catch. On Valentine's Day, there is NO expectation of women to do anything for you. The onus is entirely on you to do something special. There are women who take it upon themselves to do things for their men, but society does not expect it from women the way it does men. My issue is with double standards such as these. In Japan, women are expected to make chocolate for their SO's, - this is an example of a reciprocal obligation which is perfectly fine.

The "shaming tactic" in question referenced the other poster suggesting I wasn't a "true man" because he held a different opinion than mine. Nothing to do with the behavior of buying gifts.

Here's a list of the most common ones that men see:

www . avoiceformen . com / mens-rights / the-catalog-of-anti- male-shaming-tactics/

Remove spaces, obviously.
#57 to #48 - lolsrsslybro (02/10/2013) [-]
info on the shameful tactic, noted.

anyway, i do agree with you on part that what makes a true man is entirely subjective. the main issue i was addressing initially was your interpretation of the conventions of valentines day. but through your second comment you seem to be speaking strictly of gender expectations.

now, what rustles my jimmies is when people try to argue generalizations against pure experience - and through experiences, not only my own, have i ever came across any example or sign of women not being an active participant in valentines day. you speak about these generalizations as if they are fact when i have seen no such thing.

and thus i have not missed the "reciprocal obligation" catch, it is just that i do not believe it was ever there. you say i am half way to "understanding the problem" but the issue with me is not that i do not understand what you are saying, it is that i do not agree that there is a problem in the first place.
User avatar #21 to #19 - jokersaysamuseme (02/10/2013) [-]
What about a man who lost his job and has hardly any money? Guess he's not a real man. Or the guy who cheats on his girlfriend and buys her ring for Valentines. Guess he loves her loads. I get what you're saying though. Buying something for your wife/girlfriend does shows you care, but Valentine's day kinda has become this "If you dont buy me something you dont like/love me" day.

User avatar #22 to #21 - colegaleener (02/10/2013) [-]
depends on the girl too. if she know you lost your job, she'll get it,if she blames you for it, then I guess she never loved you. have a nice valentines day man.
User avatar #26 to #22 - jokersaysamuseme (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, guess it always depends on the situation. You too.
#25 to #19 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
I get to decide what makes me a real man, not you. Your shaming tactics have no power. You'll make somebody a great alimony and child support dispenser someday.
#46 to #10 - cockasian (02/10/2013) [-]
or you could just be doing something nice for someone you care about, not necessarily looking to be rewarded with sex? Also **** yeah, Valentines Day is so stupid, so much different and more dumb than Christmas, Easter, Halloween etc. where the main idea of the holiday is to buy/eat **** , let's boycott it.
#49 to #46 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
The holidays you cite have strayed so far from their original intent that absolutely, yes, we should not be participating in them either. One battle at a time, Valentine's Day is on the horizon.
#50 to #49 - cockasian (02/10/2013) [-]
or we could keep all holidays, as I enjoy getting stuff and feeling good, as well as giving stuff and feeling even better. It's all a matter of perspective of course, but in my eyes materials are a means of being happy. They can't make you happy themselves, but they provide an environment conducive to happiness.
User avatar #55 to #10 - critique (02/10/2013) [-]
Valentines day is about buying stuff? Well **** , I've been doing it wrong... I thought it was about spending time with somebody you care about...
#77 - whomadewho (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 to #77 - epicfailguysbuddy (02/10/2013) [-]
Things like this are so ******* stupid. To be honest this belongs on facebook.
User avatar #85 to #80 - KillerKlownKKK (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah if Facebook allowed .GIF
User avatar #2 - lothet (02/09/2013) [-]
Same here, this was filmed about 10 minute walk from where I live. I'm so ******* escited to see our national landmarks blown to bits :D:D:D:D:D
User avatar #14 to #2 - ninegagleader (02/09/2013) [-]
All those emoticons were totally necessary.
User avatar #110 to #14 - lothet (02/10/2013) [-]
**** YOU NINEGAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User avatar #12 to #2 - maxismahname (02/09/2013) [-]
dude where was it?
User avatar #109 to #12 - lothet (02/10/2013) [-]
Budapest, Hungary
User avatar #112 to #109 - maxismahname (02/10/2013) [-]
thanks. i don't know why people thumbed us down, i never saw the die hards, except for one but that was a long time ago, so how would i know where they take place.
#72 - magict (02/10/2013) [-]
Me on Valentine's Day
User avatar #75 - falconxmard (02/10/2013) [-]
I am very surprised to not see any rude comments about the 9gag mark
#41 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
I asked my boyfriend to go with me to see this movie on Valentines Day.

**** fancy cute **** .

All I want is a Die Hard marathon
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#3 - thedonkeykong (02/09/2013) [-]
im gonna watch it with my gf on valentines day.
she is the best.
i love her.
#4 to #3 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Exactly, bro. Girls can like action movies too. :)
#5 to #3 - vaskaduzea (02/09/2013) [-]
easy there buckaroo
User avatar #11 to #3 - eddymolly (02/09/2013) [-]
Me and my girlfriend are going to eat crap and watch all 3 of the HD LorD of the Rings Extended. Hell Yeah!
#78 to #11 - coolcalx (02/10/2013) [-]
>me and my girlfriend are going to eat crap
>eat crap
#111 to #78 - eddymolly (02/10/2013) [-]
Ha ha, ha ha, ha.

As in cake and crisps and stuff
#62 to #3 - zarkaron (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #3 - ritzrules (02/09/2013) [-]
same. i think our girlfriends were the result of something from the future traveling to the past and ******* a dinosaur.

the paradox created two really cool chicks, but wiped out most life on earth at the time.
#73 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/10/2013) [-]
No Fappy Valentines Day!
No Fappy Valentines Day!
User avatar #98 to #73 - setittowumbo (02/10/2013) [-]
I jumped when he blinked because I thought it was a picture.
#6 - vaskaduzea (02/09/2013) [-]
what movie ?
User avatar #7 to #6 - azraelthemage (02/09/2013) [-]
*Insert Die Hard pun here*
User avatar #16 to #6 - garrettjacobsen (02/10/2013) [-]
Backdoor Sluts 9.
Makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Sexy Nurses 2.
User avatar #61 to #16 - garentei (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's like Skyrim with guns
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#116 - mondominiman (02/11/2013) [-]
Single guy goes to watch on valentines day, entire theater full of couples.
Single guy goes to watch on valentines day, entire theater full of couples.
#94 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at still virgin ** tfw no gf
#95 to #94 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
ironic, rolled on "still virgin" and I also have a cat that flip off when pissed.
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User avatar #67 - bumbie (02/10/2013) [-]
>so singles can go to this movie
>desc: ''i cant wait for this movie''
#13 - warrollan (02/09/2013) [-]
**warrollan rolled a random image posted in comment #324 at Gen 6 Starters **   
And now i have something to do on valentines day.
**warrollan rolled a random image posted in comment #324 at Gen 6 Starters **

And now i have something to do on valentines day.
User avatar #35 to #13 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Pokemon has gotten me through a LOT of relationship woes
#65 to #13 - xjiicx (02/10/2013) [-]
Haha pokemon...
Haha pokemon...
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