pizza. .. YOU FORGOT MY DRINK? MY DIET DR.KELP?
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#1 - zionsype ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
YOU FORGOT MY DRINK? MY DIET DR.KELP?
User avatar #3 to #1 - andnowducks (02/09/2013) [-]
JUST SWALLOW YOU STUPID LAZY ******* FISH ARE YOU TOO ******* INTERESTED IN GETTING YOUR DRINK? GO TO ******* BAG'N MART YOU ******* DICK.
#47 - romdadon (02/10/2013) [-]
pizza's face when
#54 to #47 - dontsniffmydick (02/10/2013) [-]
**** you that not fanny haha faggot
#55 to #54 - dontsniffmydick (02/10/2013) [-]
**dontsniffmydick rolled a random image posted in comment #2825752 at FJ RPG ** Funny*
User avatar #56 to #47 - Mawxter (02/10/2013) [-]
So, how long was that picture sitting in your folder for?
User avatar #78 to #56 - romdadon (02/10/2013) [-]
at least a year
User avatar #17 to #16 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
i know what that comment was
even after deletion
i can still see it
SECRET BYPASS TIEM
User avatar #18 to #17 - konradkurze (02/09/2013) [-]
original comment was this pic, just in abad format so it didnt open when clicked on FJ
#51 - JudasLitl (02/10/2013) [-]
wut
#93 to #14 - Rascal (02/10/2013) [-]
Why is funnyjunk so good tonight? This is like the 8th time i've laughed out loud in 2 minutes
#8 - spangle (02/09/2013) [-]
#25 - yentabear (02/10/2013) [-]
Has anybody ponders to why the delivery guy is a bird?
#72 to #25 - Rascal (02/10/2013) [-]
Stork maybe?
#28 to #25 - hamstergeddon (02/10/2013) [-]
Because boobies?
#74 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#49 - weirddark ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 to #49 - deviroux (02/10/2013) [-]
Jeff the Killers dog... noo ;_;
#39 - Rascal (02/10/2013) [-]
When I used to deliver pizzas, I always thought the best way to get fired would be to toss the pizza on top of the persons roof, say "It's on the house." and speed away.
#2 - Tatou (02/09/2013) [-]
erotic
erotic
User avatar #94 - raistlinmajere (02/10/2013) [-]
as a pizza delivery driver, i can assure you this never happens, i always get naked first.
User avatar #95 to #94 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
1 meatlovers with extra bacon and sausage to unit 2 194 st g's thanks
User avatar #97 to #95 - raistlinmajere (02/10/2013) [-]
oh ill give you extra sausage alright.
#98 to #97 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
im waiting
#104 to #98 - raistlinmajere (02/10/2013) [-]
your pizza is here
#105 to #104 - raistlinmajere (02/10/2013) [-]
just come on to the door
#106 to #105 - raistlinmajere (02/10/2013) [-]
its still hot
#107 to #106 - raistlinmajere (02/10/2013) [-]
hope you have a nice tip
#114 to #107 - veryspecialagent (02/10/2013) [-]
My bad... I don't wanna be a worthtlessanon
#113 to #107 - Rascal (02/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #111 to #107 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
comes to door in sexy underwear
#10 - fourthusername (02/09/2013) [-]
Well you may as well make it weird if a bird delivers pizza to your house
#84 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/10/2013) [-]
#24 to #9 - evilwheatleycore (02/10/2013) [-]
Didn't notice Leela at first, I was on the ground a bit after I did
User avatar #85 - Zaivia (02/10/2013) [-]
Why is the pizza delivery person a bird? Who is the man inside? Why is the pizza place called "Pizza"? So many plot holes...SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS...
User avatar #86 to #85 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
there was a place called PIZZA pizzas up the road but AS I TYPE it is on fire due to the car lot going up
User avatar #88 to #85 - twatmissile (02/10/2013) [-]
stop looking for logic in a cartoon
User avatar #90 to #88 - Zaivia (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but you've failed to realize that I was kidding.
User avatar #92 to #90 - twatmissile (02/10/2013) [-]
sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet, in text
its a thin line between joking and dumbass but im glad you were kidding
User avatar #60 - jokeface ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
As a pizza delivery guy, I can verify that this **** happens more often than you might think.
User avatar #32 - trollins (02/10/2013) [-]
That bird looks kind of like dickbutt.
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