my bucket list. i am going to do atleast the majority of these. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators. G
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my bucket list

i am going to do atleast the majority of these

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Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet Berthe all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name tn Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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#2 - niggerponies ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Correction: Make a test where every answer is C apart from one.
#7 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
70 question test, first 10 are normal except no C's, 11 through 47 are all answer C, and then there are no answer C's for the rest of the test.

Watch the horror.
#8 - PoppinFresh (02/10/2013) [-]
Put blue Gatorade into a Windex bottle (cleaned very very well of course), Casually spritz into mouth.
Put blue Gatorade into a Windex bottle (cleaned very very well of course), Casually spritz into mouth.
#17 - ZalgotheImminent (02/10/2013) [-]
"Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula."

Someone read JD's screenplay.
User avatar #6 - pointblankrange (02/10/2013) [-]
My algebra 1 teacher gave us a 20 question test where nineteen of the answers were C and one of them was D... we found out why she was laughing so much giving back the tests, only 3 people passed it.
User avatar #22 - Bruda (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What if your name is Simon Acula? Then two of the things on the list can't be done because you can't change your name into what it currently is and you can't change it then change it back because that's reverting not changing.
User avatar #21 - BowChickaBowWow (02/10/2013) [-]
I want fries with that because I'm goddamn hungry.
User avatar #11 - buttgauges (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Probably not the best place to ask but anyone have any clever ideas for me to do for my sociology project? I have to "break a social norm" in public.
#13 to #11 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
Walk backwards. You'd be amazed how pissed/freaked out people get
User avatar #30 - symustafa (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did the last one once. The jogger just stopped jogging and started laughing.
User avatar #29 - thenameschuck (02/10/2013) [-]
lol at the last one
User avatar #28 - jacoban (02/10/2013) [-]
I think that after portal 2 everyone is gonna throw the lamons back at you. You'll just make some random people angry.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - tytanhavok (02/10/2013) [-]
I just came here from that image.

(You should try again)
User avatar #15 - gullu (02/10/2013) [-]
If you hire two investigators and tell the first to follow the second, wouldn't he see you meeting with the second and get suspicious?
User avatar #14 - shokonicci (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My teacher said that he has actually made all of the answers C (or something. Same difference)
#9 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
something very similar to the test answers happened to me once
#4 - electro (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
NO ONES MADE A SCRUBS COMMENT ABOUT Dr.Acula YET!?!?
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