Oh chief.. tags have swag. 100.00% [small]not[small] OC. he have we knee: well J have been if E' in year MIN in Ill. plot twist the game
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#7 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
plot twist
#8 to #7 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Master Chief is 46.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
That's what he wants you to think
#14 to #7 - nefarian (02/09/2013) [-]
Plot twist-twist
User avatar #26 to #14 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
nice!
#1 - mrdrpage (02/09/2013) [-]
And you know... Bouncing 30 feet in the air doesn't help.
And you know... Bouncing 30 feet in the air doesn't help.
User avatar #36 - hellspawner (02/09/2013) [-]
The augmentations given to Chief makes his bones virtually unbreakable. He can tea bag all his life and it would take another lifetime to probably develop even early signs of arthritis.
#60 to #36 - psychrophile (02/09/2013) [-]
Except arthritis has more to do with the cartilage in your joints than with your actual bones.
User avatar #42 to #36 - liquidz (02/09/2013) [-]
He's been doing it...

ALOT...

Ungodly amounts...

The cumulative wear of all players combined....
#6 - huszti (02/09/2013) [-]
master chief is not the only one who likes teabagging.
master chief is not the only one who likes teabagging.
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#62 to #17 - thisisyourusername (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm stuck on this godammned' part.
(Zelda Mother ******* link collectors edition Gamecube)
#121 to #6 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
it like how his tunic gives easy access
#77 - BShocker (02/10/2013) [-]
Took him 4 games.
#79 to #77 - funnymouth (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - ronyx ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
I read in the books that their bones are pretty much indestructible. Unfortunately their internal organs are still vulnerable.
User avatar #5 to #3 - billysmall (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, but they can clone their organs and **** if I remember correctly.
User avatar #10 to #5 - ronyx ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Probably true, though they would need to reach a hospital pretty fast though. I remember reading a book, about 117 trying to jump an elevator shaft and he was worried his organs would collapse since his bones were indestructible.
#50 - konradkurze (02/09/2013) [-]
TEABAG
#22 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
thumbed down to 665 u mad ******* faggot OP :DXDDXDD
#25 to #22 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
why the **** are people thumbing me up. I knew I should have logged on. Fuuuuck
#29 to #25 - arandomanon (02/09/2013) [-]
You're funny, anon.
#67 to #25 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
i ******* hate you people
#68 to #67 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Welcome to the weird world of anon
#167 to #25 - rocknipples (02/10/2013) [-]
That hurts my feelings anon.
That hurts my feelings anon.
User avatar #93 - jklbnm (02/10/2013) [-]
GUYS YOU CAN FINALLY GREENTEXT ON FJ!

>all you have to do is this
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User avatar #126 to #93 - dabronydude (02/10/2013) [-]
i bet this is a trick,
>test
User avatar #127 to #126 - jklbnm (02/10/2013) [-]
> naw it's legit
User avatar #128 to #127 - dabronydude (02/10/2013) [-]
k
have fun.
#140 to #93 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
>anon can't green txt :(
User avatar #98 to #93 - corruptsoul (02/10/2013) [-]
About ******* time

>testing
User avatar #100 to #98 - corruptsoul (02/10/2013) [-]
I think its broken
User avatar #102 to #93 - ancientchaos (02/10/2013) [-]
>hello
User avatar #103 to #102 - ancientchaos (02/10/2013) [-]
It gave me a color I already have :/
User avatar #112 to #103 - ancientchaos (02/10/2013) [-]
chill with the red thumbs guys, its not my fault
User avatar #104 to #93 - jettom ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Are you for real?

>Testing
User avatar #106 to #104 - jklbnm (02/10/2013) [-]
> It doesn't work for you cuz your not pressing alt then 4
#96 to #93 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
>you're a faggot
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#110 to #93 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
1nce agin bch niga i fuk u up cuz my papy dady frm teh marinez n unlike u i dint get butt r4ped az a lil kid phag gtfo l0l xd
User avatar #46 - LemonNADE (02/09/2013) [-]
Xray Is Zombie Mr. Krabs.
#131 - cheftimusprime (02/10/2013) [-]
Brought to you by brisk, no teabags for your health.
#125 - thestolensweetrole (02/10/2013) [-]
>2012   
>reminiscing about good times in halo 3   
>decide to buy it again   
>buy it off amazon for 7 bucks   
>get package few days later   
>start playing glorious halo 3   
>play a matchmaking match   
>all I hear is 9 year olds screaming in their mics   
>mfw i come back to a glorious game to get this
>2012
>reminiscing about good times in halo 3
>decide to buy it again
>buy it off amazon for 7 bucks
>get package few days later
>start playing glorious halo 3
>play a matchmaking match
>all I hear is 9 year olds screaming in their mics
>mfw i come back to a glorious game to get this
#90 - alrodi (02/10/2013) [-]
i love Halo!!
he's my favorite character in the game.

#91 to #90 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
Just... don't.
User avatar #113 to #90 - cwilkens (02/10/2013) [-]
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
#70 - moustachefingers (02/09/2013) [-]
Chief pls.
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