Tie dealer.... Dat Asssss theleek.com/2013/02/real-girls-do-it-better/. So I' m sitting in chemistry and the guy behind me was like "hey, Ashley" and I turn aro
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Tie dealer...

So I' m sitting in chemistry and the
guy behind me was like "hey, Ashley"
and I turn around he' s like "wanna
tie?" And [just look at him all
confused and he opens his
backpack and it is filled with nothing
but neck ties and he says "white
shirt with gray batman symbol, have
this one" and pulls out this skinny
gray tie and long story short I now
have a new neck tie
Update: We passed 5 different people
who had ties and yelled "YOU MET
THE KID TOO?!” I have a Tie Dealer in
my school
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#94 - ungcc (02/09/2013) [-]
First time's free. That's how they get ya
#23 - carbbyproductions (02/09/2013) [-]
To become a tie dealer I've had to make sacrifices like cutting all ties with friends and family.
User avatar #4 - naitsabesh ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
but, where did he get all the ties?
User avatar #66 to #4 - tehlulzbringer (02/09/2013) [-]
the internet
User avatar #68 to #66 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
"You wouldn't download a tie"
User avatar #154 to #68 - dapianoman (02/09/2013) [-]
**** you I would if I could
#44 to #4 - conordalymcr (02/09/2013) [-]
There you go. Givin' a **** when it ain't your turn to give a **** .
User avatar #60 to #4 - shamrockbandit (02/09/2013) [-]
Thailand.
#67 to #60 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUE
#7 to #4 - captnpl (02/09/2013) [-]
You ask a lot of questions kid, watch your ass.
User avatar #2 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
I will now embark on my journey to become a tie dealer at my school.
#5 to #2 - puredeliciousness (02/09/2013) [-]
It's a dangerous business, don't get too tied up in it.
#9 to #5 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
You needn't worry, I'm prepared. Besides, the worst that could happen aside from losing to someone else is tying with someone else.
User avatar #11 to #10 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
I don't see a pun in there. Don't tell me you're already tied of having some pun.
User avatar #12 to #11 - puredeliciousness (02/09/2013) [-]
Nah, that wasn't supposed to be punny. It just like INSTANTLY popped into my head when I read your post, and I felt the need to post it, with every ounce of my being, almost like it was somehow... tied into my destiny.

I'm all out of tie puns now...
User avatar #13 to #12 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
Huh, too bad. Well, I've got some dealing to do, so it's tie-m for me to go.
#14 to #13 - puredeliciousness (02/09/2013) [-]
Not too bad.

But nice talking to you, Have a great weekend.
#15 to #14 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, you too.
#30 to #15 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
*Tie
User avatar #31 to #30 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
Can't fit a pun anywhere in those three words.
#34 to #31 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, you tie
User avatar #36 to #34 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
I mean a good pun.
#40 to #36 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
It's equally good to all your others
User avatar #62 to #40 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
Nope. The ones I did sounded like words I replaced it with or were an actual pun. Your way of being punny in this case is replacing words that start with a t with "tie".
#69 to #9 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
Thank You
Thank You
User avatar #74 to #69 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome.. I think.
User avatar #76 to #74 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
THAT WAS A PUN
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING
User avatar #83 to #76 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
I don't see the pun in it.
User avatar #91 to #83 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
TY
User avatar #98 to #91 - gengetsu (02/09/2013) [-]
3deep5me. I can't laugh at something that inspiring.
User avatar #42 to #5 - mailstrom (02/09/2013) [-]
you may not look like Carlos

but you're trying damn hard

I salute you, but at the same time I am repulsed by you

**** you, you glorious asshole
#43 to #42 - puredeliciousness (02/09/2013) [-]
Love you too man haha
Love you too man haha
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#24 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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This kid is bringing class back to the school one tie after tie.
#46 - YourAnalProbe (02/09/2013) [-]
All his pencils are probably Tieconderogas
#29 - magicBlack (02/09/2013) [-]
You need to be careful in the tie business, you know? You have to watch your neck.
#92 - racrox (02/09/2013) [-]
Anyone else think of this guy?
#95 to #92 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
No, but thanks for the nostalgia. Thumbed up.
#78 - aerosol (02/09/2013) [-]
Ties are the only thing I miss about going to a Catholic High school. We had uniforms in grade school that consisted of just solid color polo shirts and khakis. But then, freshman year, I got wake up everyday and wear a dress shirt, tie, and a blazer. Most people hated it but I thought it was classy as **** .
User avatar #45 - triggathepirate (02/09/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until you find out they are illegal smuggled ties.
Then the ******* CEA gets involved, and takes everyone down for possesion and presses the students before they track down the dealer and raid his underground haberdashery.
#32 - organicglory (02/09/2013) [-]
Hopefully she doesn't get to tied up in this nonsense...
#58 to #32 - juha (02/09/2013) [-]
(°ᴥ°) dog face
User avatar #22 - thunderkrux (02/09/2013) [-]
Now all we need is someone to challenge them all to a fight and then she has a tie fighter at her school
#19 - crazyolitis (02/09/2013) [-]
HFW someone doesn't want a tie.
HFW someone doesn't want a tie.
#54 to #19 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
what movie is that from
User avatar #55 to #54 - crazyolitis (02/09/2013) [-]
Don't be a menace.
#57 - chrisauh (02/09/2013) [-]
I mustache him if he has this tie.
+1
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#49 - MysticTomatoe (02/09/2013) [-]
Now you can take a class with class
User avatar #72 to #49 - beatlestrainerwins (02/09/2013) [-]
shut the **** up, jeff
#33 - winniedawho (02/09/2013) [-]
He is a seller from tiewan
#28 - DrollHumor (02/09/2013) [-]
He's doing that school a great service.
#127 - JunnyFunkie (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh you mean Tieler?
User avatar #130 to #127 - anonycunt (02/09/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #109 - Jackimole (02/09/2013) [-]
He's giving out good ties now to get you addicted, but once he has enough people, he'll flood the market with diluted ties to maximize his profit.
#116 - sweateagle (02/09/2013) [-]
These ******* descriptions lately...
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