Good old time..... when you coul drive a boat on the land.. San Andreas was a master peice asdasdasdas
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#9 - sniffythebird (02/09/2013) [-]
>In a boat.
>Stop it about 50m from land.
>Get out of the driver's seat/whatever.
>Start sniping people on land.
>Cops show up, but only cars and the occasional helicopter. No police boats show up, because I'm not driving the boat, the game thinks I'm on land.
>Cop cars pile up at the shore cliffs.
>Some of them fall down into the water.
>Even the helicopters act retarded as **** .
>Every cop that gets thrown at me can't reach me, and is a sitting duck.
User avatar #28 to #9 - notguitaraddict (02/09/2013) [-]
I love doing that so much
#13 to #9 - coolpotato (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 to #13 - sniffythebird (02/09/2013) [-]
You can easily go on for about half an hour without having to refill health.
Also, if you snipe the helicopter pilots so that the helis land in the water (but don't explode), they don't count as being destroyed, so there won't be any new ones that get sent after you. So basically they will only try to reach you from land, either being too far away to shoot accurately, or falling into the water like idiots.
#4 - franticorb (02/09/2013) [-]
San Andreas was a master peice
San Andreas was a master peice
User avatar #8 to #4 - andnowducks (02/09/2013) [-]
I just realized how dark the story actually is.
User avatar #18 to #8 - bitchplzzz (02/09/2013) [-]
And you hear the pedestrians talking about "dust in their weed" wich is PCP. ... what Ryder, and Big Smoke smokes, made them delusional.
User avatar #20 to #18 - andnowducks (02/09/2013) [-]
I mean Ryder.
User avatar #19 to #18 - andnowducks (02/09/2013) [-]
I think on that one mission, where he's trying to find his 'water', I think he was hallucinating.
User avatar #2 - KayRed (02/09/2013) [-]
Because of Saints Row the Third, I always have the urge to blow up smart cars.
User avatar #14 - tarmorman (02/09/2013) [-]
There was, like, a Law and Order episode like this. It wasn't a boat, though, it was a car. and the island was a woman.
#16 - noahcat (02/09/2013) [-]
Immediate thought...
Immediate thought...
User avatar #3 - dikslapping (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh **** That hurts my wallet to look at that.
User avatar #5 - arkadia (02/09/2013) [-]
The Pinta, The Nina, The Santa Maria!
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User avatar #17 to #10 - jurto (02/09/2013) [-]
Ya sabes, es fácil cuando... you know, it's easy when you have a spanish keyboard.
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User avatar #25 to #23 - jurto (02/09/2013) [-]
No, seriously, I'm not mad. I'm from Spain,== y mi teclado tiene eñe, así que me comes la polla== . Also, esos barcos son nuestros, así que me comes aún más la polla, I don't think it's a bad think to people who have not an spanish keyboard to use n or nh instead of an eñe. In other order of things, == parvo de merda, son de ónde eses barcos chegaron na sua arribada, so mellor que cales a puta boca == there's a lot of languages which uses eñes that aren't spanish. Have a good day, good sir!
#30 to #25 - tenthdivine (02/09/2013) [-]
Tu Español es una mierda, bro
User avatar #31 to #30 - jurto (02/09/2013) [-]
La mitad es gallego, no español; además de que soy español y cursé hace poco Lengua Castellana a nivel universitario. BTW, ese 'español' no va con mayúscula, sólo la lleva en inglés, donde los idiomas son considerados ciencias y, por tanto, se escriben como tal.
User avatar #32 to #31 - tenthdivine (02/09/2013) [-]
oh, lo siento, no me de cuenta! Y en serio? Pensé que era! Lo siento de nuevo, mi amigo!
User avatar #33 to #32 - jurto (02/09/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, no te preocupes, perdona tú por haber salido en modo 'grammar nazi impertinente. ¡Siempre es agradable encontrarse con hispanohablantes en FJ!
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User avatar #12 to #10 - mrkickasscomedy (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - lickilicky (02/09/2013) [-]
I'll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking San Grea.
User avatar #34 to #6 - arkadia (02/10/2013) [-]
thank you for not being a butt hurt faggot
User avatar #35 to #34 - lickilicky (02/10/2013) [-]
Oh wow, you have quite the butthurt storm. Didn't know people had such a boner for Columbus.
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User avatar #29 - EvilFreak (02/09/2013) [-]
that moment when you realize how Gilligan must have felt.
#26 - HaloMythbuster (02/09/2013) [-]
Anyone else think of that scene from Jurassic Park 3?
User avatar #21 - pioneermhm (02/09/2013) [-]
I ******* hated it when I got stuck there while being chased by police
#11 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - cfranche (02/09/2013) [-]
I betcha he was moored and the tide went down, woke up in the morning on the floor like, "Say what the **** ?"
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