contra. :3. I HAVE THE FACE OF ". guise... guise I just realised something... guise, listen... A theist - (space) Atheist. boom. Theists and atheists are one and the same.
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User avatar #6 - punnyjunky (02/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
guise... guise I just realised something...
guise, listen...
A theist - (space)
Atheist.
******* boom. Theists and atheists are one and the same.
#25 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#2 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
you dense mother ****** the man was referring to an angel so he had "seen the face of god " through a supernatural visit he didnt actually see his face STOP TAKING IT OUT OF CONTEXT AND SAYING ITS A CONTRADICTION!
User avatar #8 to #2 - techketzer (02/09/2013) [-]
"Nobody has seen the face of god."
"An angel has seen the face of god."

Still, that's pretty bad storytelling. What an ass pull.
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User avatar #21 - maggotchapel (02/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What they are referring to in John 1:18 and John 4:12 is that no body living has seen the face of God. Because when you see his face, you no longer be lving your life, you will be living for God.
So instead of living for yourself, you will then be living for God.
User avatar #11 - mynameisgeorge ONLINE (02/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good job taking quotes out of context....you know most Christians believe that the Bible is allegorical, right?

It's like when you say "Oh I got burned", I guarantee no one would call you out if you said "I've never been burned in my life".
User avatar #18 - europeanswallow (02/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Finding a contradiction in the Bible is like finding a Zubat in a cave (especially when comparing the Old and New Testament, since the authors both had highly different views). Most of the stories in the Bible were not meant to be taken seriously, but as a guide for how to live your life.

And I'm an Atheist, but I feel like if you don't get your facts right before bashing people who believe in God, your no better than the bible-thumpers who don't believe in evolution.
#39 - NAPOM (02/09/2013) [-]
Religion is so funny
User avatar #23 - andriod (02/09/2013) [-]
The thing with pulling just certain sentences out of any kinda of book, You lose the context that goes along with it.
#4 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
you're mixing up the old and new testaments....
so from a judaic standpoint, that second quote has no backing.
Therefore it cannot be used to "disprove" a statement made in genesis.

good try though.
User avatar #5 to #4 - fauxshores (02/09/2013) [-]
Theres a website with Bible fanfiction. Its pretty realistic too.
#38 - radiohazard (02/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
back in my day atheists tried. Now atheism is a fad.
#22 - xanders (02/09/2013) [-]
Yay ^^
#17 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
Why don't you faggots in the comments with a Ph.D in story books go put your time and brain power into something that can actually further society?
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#1 - fythethefallen (02/09/2013) [-]
It is full of contradictions no one likes to point out.
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