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User avatar #19 - mikemont (02/09/2013) [-]
There's plenty of things to make fun of him of him for, but making a little girl's day is awesome no matter how ****** someone's music is.
User avatar #97 to #19 - rainbowrush ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
What's with the 2nd 'of him'?
User avatar #98 to #19 - barackjemima (02/09/2013) [-]
We all think he's a giant untalented douche but I'm sure he's a really nice guy outside of his pop music career. I mean **** , he's Canadian. I've never met a Canadian who hasn't approached me with even the slightest hostility.
User avatar #45 to #19 - matthewboss (02/09/2013) [-]
It's true, but there's other pictures of him looking terribly bored at a basket ball game.
User avatar #21 to #19 - zynonick (02/09/2013) [-]
I love to hate JB, but I have to agree with you.
User avatar #39 to #19 - edmin (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah that kid is making JB really happy.
User avatar #47 to #39 - theivindon (02/09/2013) [-]
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #23 to #19 - rdangerdash ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
I think that's a song we can all dance to.
User avatar #83 to #23 - menqudoneix ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
unless you're white...
#26 to #19 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/09/2013) [-]
What a surprisingly sweet thing to read on Funnyjunk. Thanks for the smile.
#31 - jbanana (02/09/2013) [-]
So predictable..... if he had watched the game and ignored a fan this would read: Asshole Justin Beiber is to good for his fans. No Talent! PUBERTY!!!!
#54 to #31 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
That pic is when he's listening to music right...?
User avatar #29 - ryanmck (02/09/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk you're pissing me off today. I know for a fact you would be flaming Justin Beiber right now if he was instead ignoring the girl who is obviously a fan.
#48 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
I admit, I really like that fact that he's paying attention to the girl who's obviously a fan of his. At least he's not blowing her off. He has my respect for that.
I admit, I really like that fact that he's paying attention to the girl who's obviously a fan of his. At least he's not blowing her off. He has my respect for that.
User avatar #131 to #48 - nefarian (02/09/2013) [-]
Wet Jessie gives me an erection
#46 - walcorn (02/09/2013) [-]
That man kinda reminds mw of Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.
User avatar #1 - stuckatwork (02/09/2013) [-]
Selena's face; getting real tired of your ****
User avatar #53 to #1 - teoferrazzi (02/09/2013) [-]
maybe she's jealous
User avatar #150 - SuperHyperCrazy (02/09/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUSTIN BIEBER IS A GIRL LOL

I thought we were past this, FJ.
User avatar #78 - tangiers (02/09/2013) [-]
It's nice though. Prolly made that little girl's day.
#25 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/09/2013) [-]





I really don't like Justin Bieber's music, and he seems like kind of a douche. I guess I'll just ignore him and direct my attention to music and people that I do like.
#123 to #25 - xnotcreative (02/09/2013) [-]
How's he a douche?

I'm not a fan of his music, but for **** sakes people... he seems like a really nice guy.
#174 to #123 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/09/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand the message being conveyed by using this "No one" image.
#179 to #174 - xnotcreative (02/09/2013) [-]
But that would imply everyone enjoys his music.

It says "I really don't like Justin Biebers music" which is true for most people.

But ", and he seems like kind of a douche" isn't true whatsoever...
#180 to #179 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/09/2013) [-]
The "no one" applies to the comment as a whole. You can't just pick and choose what it applies to. The message is that there doesn't seem to be anybody who doesn't like his music AND ALSO is content to just disregard it instead of making a huge deal and ridiculing him at any chance. (Yes, that message is exaggerated, as there are people who do just ignore him, but that's what the message is). Surely your reading level isn't so low that this is too complicated for you to parse yourself.

As to whether or not he's a douche, that's obviously a subjective matter, and there's no denying that lots of people do consider him douchey even if you think it "isn't true whatsoever", so the comment still applies.

If you need help deciphering any other comments with two whole sentences, let me know.
#181 to #180 - xnotcreative (02/09/2013) [-]
Honestly, none of what you said was all that convoluted, and it's somewhat sad that you think it is.

Also, I seem to have struck a nerve with you, seeing as how you had to resort to insulting my intelligence. Is this something you really care about? If so, that's rather low. If you have nothing better to do than hold grudges and hatred towards someone you can easily avoid, then perhaps you should find some friends or a hobby?

Also, don't reply trying to prove yourself to me by giving a list of fake activities you partake in when it's obvious your life seems rather insignificant.

Also, saying that "no one" said this implies that both assumptions are infamous opinions, hence why no one says them. I'm not the one picking and choosing what it applies to. There's clearly an "and" between both of them, meaning BOTH opinions are conjoined in part of the speech.

This means that both No One has said they don't like Justin Biebers music, and that they believe he's a douche, when in fact, it is true that most people don't enjoy his music, but NOT true that everyone thinks he's douchey.

He's not a douche, it's just that his extremely biased haters make him out to be one.
#182 to #181 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/10/2013) [-]
I only think it's convoluted enough to fool the most incompetent of readers, such as yourself. You're also way overreaching on what constitutes a grudge on my part. As if I would spare any grudge over someone as simple-minded as you, lol. You can't be more than a borderline retarded narcissist to think I would.

Let me try, for your sake, to clear this up one more time for you. If you still don't get it, you might as well not reply, because I'm not going to spend any more energy trying to get this very simple two sentence comment into your skull.

A - "I really don't like Justin Bieber's music"

B - "He seems like kind of a douche"

C - "I guess I'll just ignore him and direct my attention to music and people that I do like."

The picture implies that "no one" ever says these three statements jointly (which I remind you is itself an exaggeration). This does not imply that no one says statement A. It means that no one says A in conjunction with statements B and C. Just because I connected A and B with "and" (which really doesn't matter, if I had separated them with periods instead they would still be conjoined, just as both are conjoined with C) does not mean that I think "no one" ever says either A or B individually.

Short version: My comment as read is saying that no one dislikes Bieber AND thinks he's a douche AND chooses to just ignore him. The fact that (many) people do say A does not present any contradiction to this unless they say B and C along with it.

If you have any further questions, please direct them to the nearest 2nd grade reading teacher.
#166 to #123 - cabbagemayhem (02/09/2013) [-]
Son, you don’t seem to understand. Justin Beiber has to die. Our lust for torture and death is no different than it was in gladiator times. The only difference is now we like to watch people put to death through comments and memes. Everyone holds a lottery to see who will be killed to ensure a good harvest. Right now, that is Justin Bieber.
#41 - deadinferno (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh look another Justin Bieber is a girl joke, real original
#149 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
WOW WHAT A PUSSY HE SAID HI TO A BABY HES SUCH A GIRL LOL
#114 - sweateagle (02/09/2013) [-]
***** Given: 0
#170 to #114 - midnightcat (02/09/2013) [-]
gettin real tired of your **** , Justin
User avatar #124 to #114 - littlenish (02/09/2013) [-]
She's got more of that " ***** if you don't watch this ****** game I swear to God..."
#11 - thedarkestrogue (02/09/2013) [-]
"getting real tired of your **** ."
or
"I came"
depending on context.
#55 to #11 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
That's not the face of a girl that's cumming.. That's the face of disappointment. I'm sorry to say this but your sex is not good.
User avatar #75 to #55 - perfectionx (02/09/2013) [-]
Though shes looking at two girls fingering right in front of her face
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User avatar #51 to #50 - herecomesjohnny (02/09/2013) [-]
uh...may i just note that the dead horse is making millions and has front row seats to playoffs?
#42 - Jameshaich (02/09/2013) [-]
So, even the internet finds a way to make fun of the kid (in a ****** , overused, childish way) when he is cheering up a little kid with her father.
#43 to #42 - iwillrulenorway (02/09/2013) [-]
ok i'll give you that, he still sucks tho
User avatar #44 to #43 - bitchplzzz (02/09/2013) [-]
and he donated quite a bit to cancer research...
#66 to #44 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Except that won't factor into the quality of his music.
User avatar #89 to #66 - bitchplzzz (02/09/2013) [-]
I never said I liked him or that his music was good. People who thumbed me down just hop on the "Lets hate bieber so we get thumbs"
#188 to #89 - iwillrulenorway (02/14/2013) [-]
good point
#154 - masterboll (02/09/2013) [-]
hes making a little girl smile on this picture

wtf is wrong with you people?
User avatar #159 to #154 - yetaxaa (02/09/2013) [-]
Yes he is smiling like a little girl.
#168 to #154 - niggagary (02/09/2013) [-]
You shouldn't have done that
You shouldn't have done that
User avatar #172 to #154 - cumsinbucket (02/09/2013) [-]
I think you broke some of the commenters below, but what you said is really thought provoking
WTF is wrong with you people?
#155 to #154 - comanderspy (02/09/2013) [-]
y- you are not supposed to defend him... you are supposed to hate him!
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User avatar #156 - xxkosukexx (02/09/2013) [-]
I think Justin Beaver jokes are getting ******* old. We get it, he's a sell out douche that sounds like a chick. Leave it be.
#162 to #156 - themiamiheatsuck (02/09/2013) [-]
Wtf he doesn't sound like a chick bitch
#79 - Ihazfunkitty (02/09/2013) [-]
"HAHAHUEHUEAHUA JUSTINE BEIBERZ IZ A GURL, A BAD SINGER AND A FEGGIT!!!111! GIMMEH THUMBZ NOA"   
   
funnyjunk is overruled by 			*******		 12 year olds...
"HAHAHUEHUEAHUA JUSTINE BEIBERZ IZ A GURL, A BAD SINGER AND A FEGGIT!!!111! GIMMEH THUMBZ NOA"

funnyjunk is overruled by ******* 12 year olds...
#86 to #79 - ssjmizu (02/09/2013) [-]
He really kind of is a dick, How groped one of his fans. ******* right there. Didn't care.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2270101/Justin-Bieber-gropes-young- fans-breast-pose-cheeky-meet-greet.html
#107 to #86 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
justins kinds of humour btw it was ment as a joke and she was in on it
#187 to #107 - ssjmizu (02/11/2013) [-]
Thanks for clarifying.
#82 to #79 - Plagus (02/09/2013) [-]
watch out, they're going to thumb down your comment because you hurt their feelings.
User avatar #70 - jigglepuff (02/09/2013) [-]
Really guys? it's 2013 and we're still hating on Justin Bieber.

I'm not very fond of him either but there is little reason to hate him anymore, he's fixed his gay hair, he's hit puberty, so why are we still talking about him

You're more obsessed with Bieber than his fans are.
#80 to #70 - pelwi (02/09/2013) [-]
I agree with you, at this point this is more about people wanting to hate him. I don't hear any celebrity ******** every other day, only the ones the internet generates. There isn't much to hate about him anymore.
User avatar #137 to #70 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/09/2013) [-]
His hair's still pretty gay if you ask me...
User avatar #87 - Lintutu (02/09/2013) [-]
Don't like the music, but he seems ok as a normal person
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