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#1 - thepyras
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(02/08/2013) [-]
That's odd, because the average IQ never moves. It stays at 100, permanently. In terms of the IQ scale, 100 means average.
#62 to #1 - outsider
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(02/09/2013) [-]
You're thinking in terms of the world. Americas average IQ can easily be less than 100 if they're dumber than the rest of the planet.
#63 to #1 - jinkazama
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Do you know what average is?
#29 to #1 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(02/09/2013) [-]
But the average self-reported IQ is probably at least 120. Ha!
#54 to #1 - ruinsage
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(02/09/2013) [-]
i believe he meant the iq of the average american, not the average iq
#15 to #1 - chazzxz
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(02/09/2013) [-]
If you were to take a large set of numbers, this set being the IQ of every American, it would probably not equal 100, I think that's what it's saying. I might not know what I'm talking about....
#17 to #15 - thepyras
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Assuming that he means America in comparison to the world average IQ then yeah, the US' average is 98. I was thinking at first that he meant the US as a standalone number, in which case the average would always be set at 100.
#61 to #1 - piercehawthorne
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(02/09/2013) [-]
IQ is rising at about 3 points per decade.
#2 to #1 - edsabbath
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(02/08/2013) [-]
That's world average. America's average relative to world average can be higher or lower than 100.

(Hint: It's 98 for America)
#3 to #2 - thepyras
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Ah, I had thought about it using America's average. Nevertheless, the average life expectancy is still far lower than the average IQ. It's somewhere in the low 80s.
#4 to #3 - edsabbath
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Yeah. It's always been under 100. It used to be in the 50s and 60s, sheesh. I can't wait until the day where everyone is expected to live over 100 years.
#5 to #4 - thepyras
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(02/08/2013) [-]
I don't know, generally a living longer than previous generations causes problems, especially in social security and things of the sort.
#9 to #5 - Maroon ONLINE
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(02/08/2013) [-]
plus, like, life is boring and meaningless after 40
#6 to #5 - edsabbath
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(02/08/2013) [-]
True I suppose. Eventually we'll have to do population control anyways, so meh.
#7 to #6 - thepyras
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(02/08/2013) [-]
There's always time for a third world war.
#8 to #7 - edsabbath
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Fourth Reich time?

Fourth Reich time.
#10 to #4 - generaljosh
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(02/08/2013) [-]
It was never in the 50s or 60s. With at least 100 million people in America since the standardization of the IQ test, and an incredibly diverse population, there is simply no way that the average could diverge from the international average that far.
#11 to #10 - edsabbath
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(02/09/2013) [-]
The LIFE EXPECTANCY of those living in the US, not the average IQ. It would literally be impossible for any country to deviate more than one SD outside of 100.
#12 to #11 - generaljosh
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(02/09/2013) [-]
lol, this comment thread is about IQ, not life expectancy.
#13 to #12 - anon
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(02/09/2013) [-]
the discussion was about the differing numbers between life expectancy and average IQ. the average IQ being roughly 100, and life expectancy at one point being 50-60. the this comment is about the numbers and their relation to each other, both for IQ and life expectancy.
#60 to #3 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Lol'd sorry but that's the most 'merica thing I've heard :p
#18 to #2 - killyojoy
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(02/09/2013) [-]
I have to say that must be in accurate if we took ever person in the world and found their IQ I'm sure that Americans would surpass the average. We are producing so many scientist right now that we can't even find jobs for them to fill.
#19 to #2 - telfyr
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(02/09/2013) [-]
so even with the millions of people in africa and other uneducated countries america is still below the world average. Seems about right
#21 to #19 - elgringogordo **User deleted account**
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#24 to #21 - giguelingueling
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(02/09/2013) [-]
The only real test any human have is survival
#86 to #19 - matriculator
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(02/09/2013) [-]
>Implying Africa is a country.
>Implying knowledge(education) has anything to do with intelligence(IQ).
#16 - I Am Monkey
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(02/09/2013) [-]
The average IQ in America is 98. Unless the average life expectancy was 100 I call ********.
#31 to #16 - directasshault
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(02/09/2013) [-]
so you're saying that the average American has a below average intelligence
#55 to #31 - TheMather ONLINE
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(02/09/2013) [-]
100 is the global average, not the average for each nation.
#58 to #31 - MudkipTomislav
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Yes, that is correct. Most African states have it even lower though, two points below isn't that much.
#49 to #16 - grpeephole
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Comedian..... do research.

************ did you just **** up that badly?
#90 to #16 - shinobidesu
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#91 to #16 - humpingslump
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(02/09/2013) [-]
This guy's a comedian.
#34 to #16 - vanoreo
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Also coming from someone who died at 71
#33 to #16 - jimimij
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(02/09/2013) [-]
#38 - freefan
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(02/09/2013) [-]
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of the population is dumber than that."
-George Carlin
#67 - guiltyparty
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(02/09/2013) [-]
this is because we stopped letting stupid teenagers die during child birth....





too far ?
#69 to #67 - gigapower ONLINE
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(02/09/2013) [-]
How can you let a teen die at child birth? If they are a teen they are already at least 13 years past child birth. ****** DO YOU EVEN THINK!? YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD!
#72 to #69 - guiltyparty
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(02/09/2013) [-]
teen pregnancy is actually what i was refering to...
#87 to #72 - watermelonkittie ONLINE
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Killing pregnant teens? Double kill
#70 to #67 - gigapower ONLINE
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(02/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry baby I love you.
#77 to #67 - konradkurze
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(02/09/2013) [-]
not to mention other stupid people who should have died during child birth

some people shouldnt have kids
#25 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE
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(02/09/2013) [-]
ANYONE!?
#32 to #25 - anon
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(02/09/2013) [-]
This!
#35 to #25 - douchebuttt
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(02/09/2013) [-]
#110 - ragged
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Who needs a high IQ when you have swag?
Who needs a high IQ when you have swag?
#121 to #110 - lamaswithhats
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Please tell me you're joking..........
#122 to #121 - ragged
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(02/09/2013) [-]
You shouldn't be on a site called FunnyJunk if you can't identify parody.
You shouldn't be on a site called FunnyJunk if you can't identify parody.
#126 to #122 - lamaswithhats
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Well you shouldn't be on a site called "Funnyjunk" if you don't have 1. A sence of humor and 2. Better GIFs than that stupid one. The second one is kinda good I guess.
Well you shouldn't be on a site called "Funnyjunk" if you don't have 1. A sence of humor and 2. Better GIFs than that stupid one. The second one is kinda good I guess.
#128 to #126 - ragged
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#129 to #128 - lamaswithhats
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(02/09/2013) [-]
<--(this is my expression when I realized I was losing the arguement)  Alright I like that one. Let's just end this gay arguement now. I should've been able to tell you were just being sarcastic. Sorry for being an ass. I've had a bad day.
<--(this is my expression when I realized I was losing the arguement) Alright I like that one. Let's just end this gay arguement now. I should've been able to tell you were just being sarcastic. Sorry for being an ass. I've had a bad day.
#140 to #128 - xjiicx
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(02/09/2013) [-]
That gif perfectly explain my reaction to his comment. bravo sir.
#134 to #121 - herbolifee ONLINE
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(02/09/2013) [-]
****** doodle doo, ofcourse he's joking
#138 to #121 - xjiicx
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(02/09/2013) [-]
#123 to #121 - drakenumen
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(02/09/2013) [-]
of course he is joking, I don't see why he is getting thumbed down
#133 to #110 - combuf
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Who needs condoms when you have swag?
#43 - princesssluna
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Most of you making fun of America are only doing it because everyone else is, but there are some of you who do have the background knowledge to make fun of us.
#53 to #43 - anon
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Shut your dirty cock loving mouth, you filthy whore.
#65 to #43 - bitchplzzz
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(02/09/2013) [-]
I second this and Im not even american
#99 to #43 - sandnigglets
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(02/09/2013) [-]
background knowledge?
#44 to #43 - grpeephole
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(02/09/2013) [-]
That was a very ****** post
#46 to #44 - princesssluna
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(02/09/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that a lot of people just jump on the "let's hate on America" bandwagon because everyone else is doing it. Yeah, I'll admit we are pretty ****** sometimes, but some people are being sheep.
#48 to #46 - grpeephole
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Most people act as sheep i dont feel like going into detail for the ammount of red thumbs ill get but ill put it this way/

You cant assume an Middle eastern country is full of terrorists

Or canadains are apologetic beaver lovers who drink beer and say eh.

Or mexicans are crime lord drug smugglers that jump boarders

Or black people are thiefs who only aspire to be gangsters

Or that asians are math machines and will rule the world.


If you have laughted at any jokes in the above you have to sit back and allow people to make fun of americans

But if your willing to let people make fun of you i dont give a **** what kind of jokes you make. its all in good fun.
#50 to #48 - princesssluna
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(02/09/2013) [-]
You''re right.
#89 to #48 - anon
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Well that is the problem. When people make fun of the Americans its all fun and games at the American's expense because some of us get too carried away and just start being actual dicks. Then when someone tries to make fun of the Europeans a massive **** storm brews and many Europeans get offended and denounce the post. It's very hypocritical, and I can see why American's get so annoyed sometimes.
#64 to #43 - snowshark
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(02/09/2013) [-]
You seem upset.
You seem upset.
#74 to #64 - anon
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Whats this giff from?
#85 to #74 - anon
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Sword Art Online a potentially great anime that could have last 300+ episodes but was ******* ruined, Watch to episode 15 and stop there however the gif is from after that....
#94 to #85 - snowshark
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Aye... -.- What a ******* waste...
#45 to #43 - evigvinter
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(02/09/2013) [-]
he was american too. the capacity for self-irony is a sign of intelligence
#47 to #45 - princesssluna
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(02/09/2013) [-]
How was that unintelligent? All I'm saying is probably 1/4 of the people making fun of the USA actually have some sort of knowledge on it.
#51 to #47 - evigvinter
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(02/09/2013) [-]
i'm not saying it was unintelligent, i'm saying that he, as the very cynical comedian he was, made fun of a lot of ****. try to loosen up
#52 to #51 - princesssluna
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Nevermind I misunderstood what you were saying.
#14 - goondas
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Odd, id have thought theyd both be going down...
#82 - rockerrocksixty
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(02/09/2013) [-]
did'nt carlin die a few years ago?
#83 to #82 - lemonpledge
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(02/09/2013) [-]
June 22, 2008
June 22, 2008
#73 - welshdrag
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(02/09/2013) [-]
To all the people criticizing the logistics of this:

Heard of a joke before?
#81 to #73 - ZeGerman
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(02/09/2013) [-]
dude, look up logistics in a dictionary...
#149 to #81 - welshdrag
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(02/10/2013) [-]
shamefur dispray
#150 to #149 - ZeGerman
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(02/10/2013) [-]
You dishonor famiry!
#142 to #81 - pwoneill
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Cut welsh drag some slack man, we are totally talking about managing the flow of resources between a point of origin and a destination efficiently..... oh wait