Switzerland. not mine (as you can tell). Fl tot tyt people put their wane; in your banks. Switzerland. b/ hat do gnu do to keep them safe? f I take precautions.
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Switzerland

Switzerland. not mine (as you can tell). Fl tot tyt people put their wane; in your banks. Switzerland. b/ hat do gnu do to keep them safe? f I take precautions.

not mine (as you can tell)

Fl tot tyt people put their wane; in your banks. Switzerland.
b/ hat do gnu do to keep them safe?
f I take precautions.
Well. obvio: assly, but what kind? l
That' s mg secret. Robbers aren' t supposed
I to knew what awaits them.
Was that one of your precautions?
They never see it caning.
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#12 - zukowashere (02/09/2013) [-]
If Switzerland is neutral, then why do they have a plus on their flag?
If Switzerland is neutral, then why do they have a plus on their flag?
#38 to #12 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Checkmate Atheists
#72 to #12 - jaysim (02/09/2013) [-]
...woah
User avatar #13 to #12 - iaintevenrustled (02/09/2013) [-]
Damn you clever bastard. Told this to my mom (we're Swiss) and she didn't laugh, but proceeded to explain to me the history of my heritage. But I thought this was genius.
#14 to #13 - iaintevenrustled (02/09/2013) [-]
Forgot the pic
#47 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
If he was a comedian
#70 to #47 - riefenstahl (02/09/2013) [-]
Oooooor Roger Federer!!
User avatar #50 to #47 - imherenowtoo (02/09/2013) [-]
Better than actual joke
10/10 good shop, would repost.
User avatar #51 to #50 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
That is very nice of you to say. I appreciate that.
User avatar #52 to #51 - imherenowtoo (02/09/2013) [-]
I aim to impress good sir or madam, granted I miss 78% of the time, but it doesn't mean I don't aim.
User avatar #55 to #52 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
I also miss 78% of the time.
That's why I pee sitting down.
User avatar #58 to #55 - imherenowtoo (02/09/2013) [-]
HOLY **** MAN, YOU ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT!
User avatar #59 to #58 - imherenowtoo (02/09/2013) [-]
TAKE ALL MY THUMBS EVERY SINGLE ONE
User avatar #60 to #59 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
I would, but it's kind of hard to take people's fingers when you are on fire.
User avatar #61 to #60 - imherenowtoo (02/09/2013) [-]
I'll put you out with them, just take them
User avatar #62 to #61 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
I don't see how that would work, but I appreciate the offer.
#7 - ilgattozaiga ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Robber's FW
Robber's FW
#40 - theflamingfire (02/09/2013) [-]
Why cant i stop seeing cows like this?!
User avatar #84 to #40 - niggernazi (02/09/2013) [-]
man i need some of those japanese cows...
User avatar #41 to #40 - brothergrimm (02/09/2013) [-]
that was a really awesome comic
User avatar #42 to #41 - theflamingfire (02/09/2013) [-]
Get it out of my head please!
#43 to #42 - brothergrimm (02/09/2013) [-]
nope. welcome to the internet. we're gonna reconstruct the way you see the world
#45 to #43 - theflamingfire (02/09/2013) [-]
I never asked for this!
#46 to #45 - brothergrimm (02/09/2013) [-]
you never asked for rape either.... but guess what
you never asked for rape either.... but guess what
#54 to #46 - theflamingfire (02/09/2013) [-]
Ms off the charts
#57 to #54 - brothergrimm (02/09/2013) [-]
that was awesome.... take my thumbs
that was awesome.... take my thumbs
User avatar #63 to #57 - theflamingfire (02/09/2013) [-]
What did you people do to me?!
User avatar #65 to #57 - theflamingfire (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm still thinking........ I'm going to the psych ward to forget this thinking
User avatar #53 to #46 - RobotManGuy (02/09/2013) [-]
i don't mean to sound like an idiot but is that from ghost in the shell?
User avatar #56 to #53 - brothergrimm (02/09/2013) [-]
yes it is
User avatar #49 to #46 - theflamingfire (02/09/2013) [-]
Go rape the cow
#18 - mycathascancer (02/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - waffies (02/09/2013) [-]
They never see it coming!
They never see it coming!
#16 to #15 - waffies (02/09/2013) [-]
They never see it coming!
They never see it coming!
#17 to #16 - waffies (02/09/2013) [-]
NEVER
NEVER
#48 - mishaestrin (02/09/2013) [-]
Real life
#87 - mutzaki (02/09/2013) [-]
Why is Switzerland talking to himself in this comic?
User avatar #95 to #87 - damnusername (02/09/2013) [-]
nice reference there
#73 - konradkurze (02/09/2013) [-]
goddam swiss bank security got me
User avatar #85 to #73 - beerterror (02/09/2013) [-]
She'll make it.
#78 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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HOLEY COW!
#1 - larsravn (02/08/2013) [-]
Mfw i 			*******		 love these comics    
   
   
   
btw danes can tame them cows!
Mfw i ******* love these comics



btw danes can tame them cows!
User avatar #3 to #1 - crackerdawg (02/08/2013) [-]
i love em too! ill be posting more from that site aswell ;)
#6 to #3 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
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I would prefer if you did not. I believe that the original creator should have that ability herself.
#31 to #6 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
klil ysrelf fgaot.
User avatar #25 to #3 - tsta (02/09/2013) [-]
what site makes these?
User avatar #76 to #25 - crackerdawg (02/09/2013) [-]
As you can see in the picture: satwcomic.com/
User avatar #94 - spikethepony (02/09/2013) [-]
Living is Switzerland, I can testify to this.
******* ...
Cows...
EVERYWHERE...
#97 to #94 - yunnie (02/09/2013) [-]
you mean milky party?
User avatar #98 to #97 - revorce (02/09/2013) [-]
You like this picture, don't you?
#69 - riefenstahl (02/09/2013) [-]
We recently found out that most of our politicians (I'm from Spain) are corrupt and most likely have **** amounts of money in Switzerland, but their authorities are colaborating and damn it if we catch them all!!

(that was some kind of Pokemon reference: we have a police operation going on and there are so many politicians involved that they named it "Operation Pokemon").

**** .
User avatar #92 to #69 - galacticboner (02/09/2013) [-]
I wish that was happening here too, in Portugal.
#91 - neoexdeath (02/09/2013) [-]
Sure, a cow attack doesn't sound all that terrible at first, but when you really think about the potential outcomes...
#19 - justadude (02/09/2013) [-]
Why does it have horns and udders?
Why does it have horns and udders?
#82 to #19 - kirkbot ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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this question can only come from an Amerifag
have all of my facepalms
#83 to #82 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Read a little further down, he had a pretty reasonable misunderstanding. Stop jumping on band wagons. HURR DURR AMERIFAGS ARE SO RETARDED. Sl
User avatar #99 to #82 - justadude (02/09/2013) [-]
From my experience with my uncle being a farmer in Kansas, all his cows were polled. Don't be a dick.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - justadude (02/09/2013) [-]
My uncle has cattle out in Kansas and I never saw any of his cows with horns, just the bulls.
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User avatar #33 to #22 - weinerdick (02/09/2013) [-]
So cows usually don't have horns because they're removed most of the way?
I didn't know that
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User avatar #35 to #34 - weinerdick (02/09/2013) [-]
How?
Just cut off and the stumps are burned?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - weinerdick (02/09/2013) [-]
Cool!
Thanks, man
I had no clue, I just kind of assumed cows didn't really grow 'em
#23 to #22 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
All cow breeds can have horns. Longhorns are really typically used just for their looks I mean they don't go for much because their horns are useless a polled cow is a lot better now days and other breeds are better for stuff. :V
#24 to #23 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
maybe this cow is so manly it has four dicks...
#5 - someoneforamoment (02/08/2013) [-]
Well that sucks. I had posted this two hours later.

Then again, my version has the caption

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4420590/Precautions/
#2 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
*roll 10*
#4 to #2 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 47** noob
#10 to #2 - grimmapple (02/09/2013) [-]
You can roll 1-9, the number you roll corresponding to the amount of randomly decided (as random as a computer can be) digits that appear.
User avatar #39 to #10 - fedegon (02/09/2013) [-]
You're quite nice, Sir Grimmapple. Sometimes I even wish more people were like you by writing actual advice and solutions instead of thirteen bibles worth of the word "faggot".
User avatar #81 to #39 - grimmapple (02/09/2013) [-]
Why thank you, fedegon, I just feel like in the long run, the more helpful people are, the less idiocy we'll have to deal with in the future. Even if it's not a noticeable change, or new people come in and don't know anything, we still helped that person and he may, in turn, help others.
#93 - jokervsbatsy (02/09/2013) [-]
Over 65% of the money in the world are in Switzerland's banks, so it would be like stealing your own money...

nuff said
User avatar #71 - Loppytaffy (02/09/2013) [-]
He beats them with his peace prize.
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