Exploring Middle Earth. Where's your destination?.. Brings a whole new meaning to "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" ...
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#98 to #11 - jaketasticness (02/09/2013) [-]
Here's a gif bro :)
Here's a gif bro :)
User avatar #223 to #98 - landartheconqueror (02/09/2013) [-]
thanks, friend :3
User avatar #8 - darkgems (02/08/2013) [-]
Now we know why the elves set sail across the water
User avatar #51 to #8 - drunkasaurus (02/09/2013) [-]
instead of setting sail across land?
#30 - undiscovered (02/08/2013) [-]
Brings a whole new meaning to "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" ...
#225 to #30 - John Cena (02/11/2013) [-]
LOL Helm's Deep.
User avatar #33 to #30 - popadoo (02/09/2013) [-]
Implying your penis is miniature sized?
User avatar #112 to #33 - rokkarokkaali (02/09/2013) [-]
Implying yours isn't?
User avatar #124 to #112 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Implying implication?
User avatar #127 to #124 - rokkarokkaali (02/09/2013) [-]
Implications being implied to impliations?
#214 to #127 - hairibar (02/09/2013) [-]
STOP ******* WITH MY MIND!!
#212 to #33 - John Cena (02/09/2013) [-]
Implying sperm.
User avatar #1 - tiredandhungry (02/08/2013) [-]
you'll need the password to enter to Mines of Moria
#4 to #1 - lazyvoltage (02/08/2013) [-]
And this time it's NOT mellon!
User avatar #21 to #1 - arghahaal (02/08/2013) [-]
"I lift"
User avatar #6 to #1 - thijsofbodom (02/08/2013) [-]
"I am rich"
#173 to #138 - anonmynous (02/09/2013) [-]
So you could slip away quietly in the night undetected
#76 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
I ******* have this dress holy crap.
User avatar #77 to #76 - morbidreborn (02/09/2013) [-]
Where did you get it from :OO ?
#80 to #77 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
Its blackmilkclothing.com, Australian company, ships worldwide.
They've got star wars collection as well, + a **** load more lotr/hobbit things
#85 to #80 - inomonym (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh goodness, thank you :D
Oh goodness, thank you :D
User avatar #183 to #80 - secretlyanantelope (02/09/2013) [-]
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Qwertyeuiworfwhdsbklijduhbjnmlkcoifuhenjevoie.

User avatar #113 to #76 - darkangeloffire (02/09/2013) [-]
You made a claim and delivered. Good Job.
User avatar #119 to #76 - lamarisagoodname (02/09/2013) [-]
classiest thing I ever seen
User avatar #190 to #76 - daentraya (02/09/2013) [-]
Where did you get it? I must own this
#206 to #76 - berkut (02/09/2013) [-]
That´s a pretty dress. By the first time I wish I could have a dress like that...   
   
That makes me gay?
That´s a pretty dress. By the first time I wish I could have a dress like that...

That makes me gay?
#211 to #76 - John Cena (02/09/2013) [-]
you have an r2d2 dress, too.
User avatar #132 to #76 - thisguyisbeast (02/09/2013) [-]
It's not September
User avatar #133 to #132 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
It's the 9 of February, we write the day first because we're not stupid
#159 to #133 - steeedan (02/09/2013) [-]
WOOOH
#158 to #133 - steeedan (02/09/2013) [-]
WOOOH!
User avatar #137 to #133 - thisguyisbeast (02/09/2013) [-]
I dont know about you, but I live in America AKA the greatest god damn country in the world.
User avatar #139 to #137 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
That's lovely, I happen to live in Australia where we do things in logical order
#143 to #139 - John Cena (02/09/2013) [-]
**** yo metric system and logical ordering of data. 'merica!
User avatar #168 to #139 - XboxJunky (02/09/2013) [-]
Whereabouts in Australia do you live?
User avatar #170 to #168 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
Newcastle
User avatar #172 to #170 - XboxJunky (02/09/2013) [-]
Ah yeah, Brisbane over here.
User avatar #186 to #172 - downwiththesicknes (02/09/2013) [-]
hello from Alice springs
User avatar #187 to #186 - XboxJunky (02/09/2013) [-]
Must be freaking hot over there right now.
User avatar #188 to #187 - downwiththesicknes (02/09/2013) [-]
Only like 39 not too bad
User avatar #192 to #188 - XboxJunky (02/09/2013) [-]
You know you live in Alice Springs when 39 isn't too bad. It's like 24 here and I think it's too hot.
User avatar #194 to #188 - downwiththesicknes (02/09/2013) [-]
We just had 18 days straight of 42, 43 or 44 so anything in the 30's is amazing haha
#181 to #172 - redorbit (02/09/2013) [-]
thumbs for evryone of you
thumbs for evryone of you
User avatar #185 to #181 - XboxJunky (02/09/2013) [-]
I can see you like Australians.
#141 to #139 - thisguyisbeast (02/09/2013) [-]
Who needs logic when you live in America?
Who needs logic when you live in America?
User avatar #142 to #141 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
Touché, good sir.
User avatar #106 to #76 - killedkenny (02/09/2013) [-]
Ayo u want sum fuk? No, seriously, where do you live?
User avatar #109 to #106 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
I'll pass.
Australia.
User avatar #110 to #109 - killedkenny (02/09/2013) [-]
Sounds swell, I live in Canada, where we currently have 40 cm of snow :D
User avatar #203 to #110 - swedz (02/09/2013) [-]
You desperate twat
User avatar #111 to #110 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
Well I'm somewhat jealous of that because I'm currently melting :c
User avatar #118 to #111 - nebraksa corn (02/09/2013) [-]
Meltings better than freezing. Try North Dakota out. We just got over a cold front where it was below -60F for a couple weeks. (-51.111C)
User avatar #122 to #118 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
But you can always put on more layers + blankets.. You can't take off more layers than bare skin D:
#130 to #122 - John Cena (02/09/2013) [-]
you dont understand how much i miss putting on a tank top and walking outside. cant do that when you're waist deep literally in snow. feel lucky :P
User avatar #150 to #122 - nebraksa corn (02/09/2013) [-]
But it's refreshing to cool down and its painful to warm up. Imagine walking 30 feet out to your car that has a good chance of not starting, all while you're bundled up. You have the wind to your back as you walk to it, you turn to open your door and BAM the icy wind hits you right in the face with tiny painful pinpricks, your eyes dry immediately and a few seconds later they start to water until you can't see. The watering isn't helping though, just causing more pain. As the snot runs down your face you barely get your car to start. But theres no use trying to drive it for the 15 minutes cause your car wont stop blowing cold air till then, your breaks will still be frozen, you won't be able to turn your wheel even an inch cause its frozen. So you head back inside. The next 30 ft against the wind is more painful than ever. You walk the whole 30ft cause you don't want to slip on your icy driveway that just this morning would've had snow up to your waist, but you painstakenly shoveled it ealier, along with your car that was snowed in. You make it inside. Somehow even with all your extra clothes on, the cold still seemed to creep to all inches of your body and made your dick shrink until you were a woman and with that came the utmost dire need to pee you have ever experienced. Now it's a race to get your layers off.
User avatar #151 to #150 - nebraksa corn (02/09/2013) [-]
You start with your gloves which are velcrowed and bungeed as tight as they can go and its just a challenge to get those off with your hand that you can't feel, finally you do, next are your expensive insulated snow boots that are laced all the way up and as tight as you can to keep the snow from getting in them, you take them off and your wet socks to reveal your purple, numb, soaking wet feet, you then dump the snow out of your boots. Next is your coat, snow pant overalls, sweatshirt, pants with a belt, long johns, OH **** ABOUT TO PISS YO SELF. You run up the stairs with your dick out and ready, you had to pull a houdini just to get your penis out of you and out of your skin tight heat gear spandex. But you manage to defy the odds ands get it out. You're almost there, OH **** NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. Run in bathroom guns blazing, piss all the way up the shower door, you manage to lift the toilet lid and finish up. Damn, didn't lift the seat up. Oh well you don't care atm. You're just relieved you made it to the right room. You go to wash your bloody, dry, cracked, freezing, numb hands.
User avatar #152 to #151 - nebraksa corn (02/09/2013) [-]
You dispense the soap along with a side of pain as you rub it into your hands. Next you realize you made a huge mistake when you put your hands the under the hot water. The feeling of blood rushing through your restricted and receded veins feels like a tsunami of pain rolling though your hands all the way up to your fingertips. Now that that's done, you have nothing distracting you from the migraine that has painstakenly formed in your front lobe all from that 30 ft, one minute walk to and back from starting your car. Oh well back to the process of getting the layers back on. Yay wet boots, your favorite. All of this excitement has made your nose run even more until its just a waterfall into your mouth, some blood is in it too from your dry airways. Oh yeah, that cold you had and the recovery from bronchitis isnt going so well, so you have a painful coughing fit followed by dry heaves of death. You're ready to go, not really you just want to lay in bed while your electric bed cover is turned all the way up, but you can't you have to go to work. Blizzarding? 60 mph wind? -45F weather? It doesn't matter, your day is still stuck to routine. Youre ready for that dashing walk to your car. You open your garage door and step out and press the keypad to close it.
User avatar #153 to #152 - nebraksa corn (02/09/2013) [-]
You here something snap and you see your heavy steal garage door come crashing down to the ground all because it was so cold it broke. You just escaped getting crushed or your head chopped off. Oh what a feeling it is to escape death. But that relieving feeling never comes to you cause your too freezing to feel anything and you just want to escape the icy hell youre in right now. You make it to your car. Damn it, the windows are frosted over now. Now another two minutes of scraping your ice glazed windows seems like an eternity, but you make it. Now you're in your car which is still cold and sounds like a steam engine train. Chichichichichi choo choo. Now onto the road with all the out of state people that can't drive on North Dakota roads in the winter. The only thing is theyre in the ditch. The weather is worse now, so bad you can't see 15 ft in front of you. But you don't care, you still go the speed limit even if its 70 mph. The 15 ft is enough for you to turn your head to the person your passing going 85mph and get the nod of badass approval from other North Dakota drivers as you journey with them through this icy endeavour. You make it to work and theres no parking spaces, oh well whats 150 meters anyways? You're only going against the wind.
User avatar #154 to #153 - nebraksa corn (02/09/2013) [-]
You finally make it. This cold hell over yet? No you're extremely irritant and the sound of everyone of your fellow coworkers/schoolmates sniveling and coughing, bitching and wheezing for 8 straight hours. End of work day, start car 15 minutes before going home, make journey to car and still have to scrape your damn windows. Make it home on the road with your brethern. Make it home. Have to shovel again. Go inside and can't sleep cause you ache and you're stiff and the electric pad is making you uncomfortable. Finally some sleep, only 5 damn hours of it. Repeat the same process when you get up.
#155 to #154 - nebraksa corn (02/09/2013) [-]
and life still goes on
User avatar #149 to #76 - evilmagic ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Ha jokes on you its not September












please get this was a joke
#198 to #149 - thisisyourusername (02/09/2013) [-]
Yes yes, she did the day first where most people would put the month instead.
(9/2/13 instead of 2/9/13)
+4
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#100 to #76 - thepinky (02/09/2013) [-]
I have no words to describe how 			*******		 awesome that is
I have no words to describe how ******* awesome that is
#84 to #76 - John Cena (02/09/2013) [-]
obligatory sexual comments, ho!

(which is itself, when taken the wrong way, a sexual comment.)
User avatar #81 to #76 - deadmuerto (02/09/2013) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random comment #540472 posted by therealfishyxander at Friendly ** :
yo
User avatar #123 to #121 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
I don't know, can you?
#128 to #123 - haheho (02/09/2013) [-]
It happens I'm an expert in this subject.
User avatar #83 to #76 - mrblueftw (02/09/2013) [-]
now to subscribe to her and wait for her life to go downhill and post porn.
-1
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User avatar #89 to #87 - imherenowtoo (02/09/2013) [-]
These people can wait, meanwhile I'll take the respectable route and become a world renown star, and have you as my groupie.
User avatar #90 to #89 - dinosaurific (02/09/2013) [-]
This is acceptable.
#175 - thefunnyjunktroll (02/09/2013) [-]
one does not simply finger mordor.
#196 - bannanpojk (02/09/2013) [-]
Pierce your dick, get a ring.
Then take the ring to the depths of Mordor.
#125 - cazabrow (02/09/2013) [-]
well boys, looks like we're going into uncharted lands
well boys, looks like we're going into uncharted lands
#66 - senorfrog (02/09/2013) [-]
I wanna venture in to her Mordor.
I wanna venture in to her Mordor.
#176 - droxx (02/09/2013) [-]
She needs to turn around so I can see... Mordor...
#104 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Wow, this must be a topographic map of Middle Earth, cause damn those mountin ranges pop!
#184 - theheadhunter (02/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#126 - pikininja (02/09/2013) [-]
Where can I get this dress? o.o
Where can I get this dress? o.o
User avatar #165 to #129 - pikininja (02/09/2013) [-]
For $100? I better marry Bill Gates...
#167 - arrisarrad (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm going to plunge deep into the mines of Moria. If you know what I mean.
I'm going to plunge deep into the mines of Moria. If you know what I mean.
#108 - namesnshit ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
is the reason why everybody is all over this post is because she's a female that might be a fan of LOTR?
is the reason why everybody is all over this post is because she's a female that might be a fan of LOTR?
User avatar #114 to #108 - zoopityzop (02/09/2013) [-]
Yes, definently
White knights, man
#116 to #114 - namesnshit ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
i dont see why a female liking LOTR is such a big deal. so far, all the girls i've met either loved or liked LOTR.

(tall, short, fat, skinny, hot, ugly, all kinds)
User avatar #117 to #116 - zoopityzop (02/09/2013) [-]
Exactly
It's not a big deal, but people make it out to be one because they think this is rare, or they'll get pussy or something
#157 to #117 - John Cena (02/09/2013) [-]
There's a fine line between people who enjoyed the movies and the fans who love it enough to wear clothing like a map of middle earth!
Now, if you excuse me, I'm going on an adventure.
User avatar #2 - mitchthehugeman (02/08/2013) [-]
Bah. only boys need a map to get around middle earth
#3 - pandataco (02/08/2013) [-]
looks like i'm going diving.
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