Priorities. . Immunity against zombism or no, you' re not vaccinating us. That thing causes autism, don' t you know.. Those Zombies are gonna rip you to shreds regardless
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User avatar #6 - thepyras (02/08/2013) [-]
Wasn't it recently discovered that the man who made that claim had created false evidence?
User avatar #135 to #6 - anonomoz (02/08/2013) [-]
some people need to feed on conspiracy story in order to live
User avatar #455 to #6 - onixpected (02/09/2013) [-]
not recently it was like a week after. he lost his medical licesne
User avatar #323 to #6 - accdodson (02/09/2013) [-]
Also, they've changed vaccines since then so they don't even have that stuff in it anymore so It's twice as dumb to be scared you'll get autism from them. Especially since Autism isn't something you can "catch" unless you're very young
User avatar #426 to #323 - pwoneill (02/09/2013) [-]
there was nothing wrong with them in the first place
User avatar #507 to #426 - accdodson (02/10/2013) [-]
I know that
#257 to #6 - cockasian (02/09/2013) [-]
still, vaccinations cause numerous other problems, including giving the grounds for viruses to evolve into something else, as well as causing fever; your body isn't used to foreign liquids that are not easy to break down or excrete.
User avatar #428 to #257 - pwoneill (02/09/2013) [-]
you really have no concept of how inoculation and vaccination works
#431 to #428 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
it's actually true, it takes a while but that's why we have so many different strains of diseases. Natural selection, it's the most basic element of evolution and if you knew absolutely anything about genetics at all you would know that. Also, autism is not a disease at all, it is a genetic mutation that you have to be born with.
#506 to #428 - cockasian (02/10/2013) [-]
I do in fact have a basic understanding of how vaccines work, actually. A vaccine will contain the dead virus of which it is protecting against, which helps our bodies to find ways to protect ourselves from that virus. If some of that same virus that is living enters our body after the vaccination, however, it will attempt to change itself and create a new strain, so as to fulfill it's biological instinct to survive and to duplicate and spread. If you do not accept this as fact, it is you who is uneducated; why do you think you have to get new vaccines for the same general virus every couple of years? Once you have one vaccine, your body is able to fight off the strain that it is protecting against. But once new strains of the virus are created (as the virus's way of combating vaccines) a new vaccine must be created and issued to combat the new strain.

But that evolution of course takes time and is not always an immediate or direct effect of the vaccine itself. Perhaps I should put more emphasis on the fact that the vaccine itself makes you sick, as I said before. To reiterate, the first time one gets a vaccine, they usually run a fever. This is the body's way of trying to reject the vaccine; as I said, your body is not used to foreign liquids injected directly into the blood stream. Though vaccines can be helpful and useful in many ways, one can't deny that it is not the natural process of how your body fights of viruses or other infections. In a natural course, one would get infected, fight off the infection, and then gain a certain level of immunity or will become impervious to the virus. Despite the great usefulness of vaccines, many have negative reactions to them (Not as far as autism of course, that's just horse **** , but other complications like fever or other allergic responses might occur.)

I have a fair understanding of vaccination and inoculation, and the fact remains that under adversity like vaccinations, viruses (like all living things) will evolve
User avatar #173 to #6 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
it doesn't matter, soccer mom's will believe anything
User avatar #306 to #6 - coolcalx (02/09/2013) [-]

it's been known that it was false for quite a long time now. He even admitted to it at some point
#15 to #6 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Yup. Yet many a dumbass still believe it.
#82 to #6 - honkan (02/08/2013) [-]
From a comp on frontpage some days/weeks ago. Ignore the red box.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - GhostOfRavenclaw (02/08/2013) [-]
and lost his medical license for it
#212 to #8 - lapsushominum (02/09/2013) [-]
That's how I losemy medical license!
#441 to #212 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
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#2 - nooc (02/08/2013) [-]
Those Zombies are gonna rip you to shreds regardless
#5 to #2 - thebigfudge (02/08/2013) [-]
Not the parent. She clearly has no brains.   
I know zombies aren't always after brains
Not the parent. She clearly has no brains.

I know zombies aren't always after brains
#515 to #5 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
not talking bout now~~ this was all dunn bee4!! way back way back!! u Kiss n tell way after the facts (when they shhh n say its okay now) then she scrambles on her phone_ oh yes NO WORK GETS DUNN) QUITE AMAZING (ANOTHER FACT THAT AN UNDERAGE KID W/ KID ALWAYS SHOPPED THERE VIDEOS PRROF (she post deep throat videos_ does porn) GOOD LUCK ~~BLOOD AS SUN IS SAIYIN(shhhh know u spy there also) hes hot TEMPERED RIGHT?? RE READS??
#80 - ballzach (02/08/2013) [-]
whats the point of being immunized when your clearly going to be eaten alive
whats the point of being immunized when your clearly going to be eaten alive
User avatar #159 to #80 - trowlernotparas (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #403 to #210 - azzaip (02/09/2013) [-]
i'm upset that my clearly will be eaten alive. what will i do without my clearly?
#307 to #80 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Well, you won't rise up, assuming they don't eat all of you.. So if someone escapes, they won't have to go through shooting you in the head.
#92 - auesis (02/08/2013) [-]
Looking at the window and door, I don't think that injection matters either way.
#383 - pikininja (02/09/2013) [-]
Even if you were immune to a zombie disease, you'd probably still get mauled and die.
Even if you were immune to a zombie disease, you'd probably still get mauled and die.
#353 - gibroner (02/09/2013) [-]
anyone who believes a vaccine will cause autism shouldn't worry about it because they're clearly already retarded
User avatar #3 - gilliam (02/08/2013) [-]
I just wonder what you say to your child when he finds out that a (in our county legally obligatory) vaccine against polio would've kept him out of a wheelchair.

seriously, what do you say?
#83 to #3 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Don't know about you, but I don't live in Africa, which is one of the few places that have any chance of getting polio anymore.

And they can't afford vaccines in Africa.
User avatar #214 to #83 - gilliam (02/09/2013) [-]
Ever heard about carriers? We carry hundreds of diseases throughout society wich don't manifest because we are either vacinated or only 1 in X get's affected.
User avatar #4 to #3 - gilliam (02/08/2013) [-]
#103 - peggscott (02/08/2013) [-]
If he gave that injection to one of the zombies... what happens??
#453 to #103 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
The zombie gets autism
#467 to #103 - BritishNarwhal (02/09/2013) [-]
Nothing happens, vaccines are used to prevent a disease they don't work when you already have a disease.
#368 to #103 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
The zombie becomes autistic.
User avatar #129 to #103 - Ruspanic (02/08/2013) [-]
Nothing, they're already infected. A vaccine isn't a cure, it's basically a much weaker form of the virus, allowing you to build up an immunity without actually getting sick.
User avatar #108 to #103 - pulluspardus (02/08/2013) [-]
Zombie becomes homosexual.
#345 to #108 - knowstoomuch (02/09/2013) [-]
What if zombie is already gay?
#413 - lilmoka (02/09/2013) [-]
I was born with Autism and i think its a load of crap that any vaccination causes Autism.
I was born with Autism and i think its a load of crap that any vaccination causes Autism.
User avatar #446 to #413 - burnitall (02/09/2013) [-]
Wait, people actually think some vaccinations cause Autism?
#415 to #413 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
I have HFA and I concure.
User avatar #263 - Snookbone (02/09/2013) [-]
The doctor who pushed forward this autism ******** lost his license for doing so. Mothers who deny their children necessary vaccines are either incredibly selfish, stupid, or both.
#170 - adrianking (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah... They're dead anyways...
Yeah... They're dead anyways...
#192 - cizmic (02/09/2013) [-]
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#126 - buriedstpatrick (02/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure vaccine will help when they feast on your corpse.

What happened to zombies wanting to eat your brains?
User avatar #133 to #126 - hamstergeddon (02/08/2013) [-]
I think the point is that you aren't right away ****** from a single bite, you could even lose your arm and still have a fighitng chance.
User avatar #44 - atrumaliger (02/08/2013) [-]
For yalls who don't know, that was a lie. The person who flaunted that crap around got major jail time for crappy research, and faulty information.
User avatar #90 to #44 - bumjelly (02/08/2013) [-]
What happened?
#45 to #44 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Jenny Mcarthy must feel really stupid now.
#59 to #45 - suewingyu (02/08/2013) [-]
The woman still thinks she "fixed" her kid.   
My little brother has autism, you can't fix it.
The woman still thinks she "fixed" her kid.
My little brother has autism, you can't fix it.
#63 to #59 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Yup, you can't fix stupid!
#66 to #63 - suewingyu (02/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #45 - atrumaliger (02/08/2013) [-]
Think of all the babies and children she killed, just because she couldn't wrap her mind around how gunked up her genes were. Greed if I ever saw it.
#58 to #44 - anticitezenone ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #304 - Cleavland Steamer (02/09/2013) [-]
The word "Autism" sounds like Snoop Dogg saying the word "Awesome".

Fo shizzle that **** was AWTIZZUM ******
User avatar #366 - patwed (02/09/2013) [-]
i just ******* HATE NEEDLES!!!!!!!!
cant sate the ******* , everyone freaks out when they see a spider, thats me with needles, i ******* hate them
#370 to #366 - jtjas (02/09/2013) [-]
i remember ever since i was little i always stared at it whether getting my blood taken or getting a shot never bugged me it was actually calming-ish feel
#391 to #370 - dengekisushi (02/09/2013) [-]
I can't stand shots like the flu or hepatitis.
I much prefer getting blood drawn over getting a shot because, even though the needle is bigger, it doesn't hurt as much because of the tourniquet.
I also like to see how quickly my blood flows into the tube. And then I feel like passing out because I'm anemic.
User avatar #374 to #370 - patwed (02/09/2013) [-]
you have high potential to be a heroine addict.
User avatar #384 to #374 - corundum (02/09/2013) [-]
I know people who hated needles that later became addicted to heroin.

Drugs, man.
User avatar #404 to #374 - jtjas (02/09/2013) [-]
aww tank you
User avatar #140 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/08/2013) [-]
But, even if you have a vaccine, you're still going to be painfully eaten.
#151 to #140 - wisedrifter (02/09/2013) [-]
...then it might not be so painful
User avatar #153 to #151 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/09/2013) [-]
I get it.
Because she's black.
#139 - certifiedidiot (02/08/2013) [-]

Penn & Teller take a stab at the hysteria that have spread like a wildfire about the supposed ''dangers'' of a vaccine, especialy for your kids.

I think they pretty much hit all bases on this, what about you?

Full episode uploaded on YouTube

#227 to #139 - murdocisgod (02/09/2013) [-]
Have this gif, it is my gift to you for linking 			********		!, you beautiful human being. Everything good in this world is in this show.   
P.S. I want to make beautiful babies with Penn.
Have this gif, it is my gift to you for linking ******** !, you beautiful human being. Everything good in this world is in this show.

P.S. I want to make beautiful babies with Penn.
#71 - occamsrazor (02/08/2013) [-]
In 1998, dimestore scientist Andrew Wakefield and 12 other scientists published a paper on 12 kids who had varying illnesses. According to their own parents, these issues showed up after the kids got an MMR vaccine. After a crazy battery of tests Wakefield concluded that there might be some link between the vaccine and the ailments that had befallen the children.
Just like that, he became the champion of the anti-vaccination movement, spurring a generation of parents who forgo vaccines for fear of giving their children autism or other developmental disorders.

How it's a con: first, to be clear, the science shows that vaccines do not cause autism. If you don't believe the CDC, you can look at the pretty much equal ratios of non-U.S. children whose autism hasn't been tied to vaccines because they never got vaccinated. However, the subject has been the source of controversy over the past few years, and what is so terrifying about the sudden drop in vaccinations is that most of the controversy came directly from Wakefield.
For starters, Wakefield's own scientist couldn't duplicate the results. There is also overwhelming evidence Wakefield manipulated his data to ensure that children who were sick before getting the vaccine were reported as only being sick after. He flat-out changed results he didn't like or that didn't completely agree with his hypothesis, all while performing needless, painful tests on children.

So why would he do all that?
Well, there's the patent for a new MMR vaccine that Wakefield himself filled out before he published his paper, and the money he accepted from a legal aid fund that was trying to sue vaccine manufacturers (it's almost as if he had a massive financial stake in scaring people into believing that the MMR vaccine was dangerous).
The paper was so flawed that 10 authors and the publisher of the journal it appeared in have retracted the work. That's right -- the people who helped create and publish the paper now say that it's ******** .
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User avatar #93 to #71 - herecomesjohnny (02/08/2013) [-]
yeah that was the article that proved again how jenna macarthy was the stupidest idiot alive
User avatar #121 to #71 - byposted (02/08/2013) [-]
There are two sides to the story. There are examples of scientific studies, mainstream ones, being manipulated, on the opposite side.
User avatar #123 to #121 - byposted (02/08/2013) [-]

The second part is where he gets into the studies
User avatar #294 to #71 - ICEDgrunge (02/09/2013) [-]
Didn't this man release these test results at the same time with Jenny Mcarthy's tirade on vaccines or was that a different story?
User avatar #72 to #71 - occamsrazor (02/08/2013) [-]
credit to Cracked (didn't have any more space)
User avatar #75 to #72 - Nonada (02/08/2013) [-]
I added the link, but saw that you sourced yourself and deleted it.
#76 to #71 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
love the username mate
#77 to #76 - occamsrazor (02/08/2013) [-]
right back atcha
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