Your move ass hole. . WHY TIP 13% WHEN VIII! um. This meme is bad and you should feel bad. Also, I tip based on quality of service. Once I gave a $30 on a $12 meal because the waitress was perhaps the nicest p
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User avatar #2 - tireyhawnuyu (02/08/2013) [-]
This meme is bad and you should feel bad.

Also, I tip based on quality of service. Once I gave a $30 on a $12 meal because the waitress was perhaps the nicest person ever

Also, i'm Christian...
#37 to #2 - anon (08/28/2014) [-]
Nobody cares about your idiocy. Just stop crying that somebody offended your belief and frankly he's got every right to do so.
#3 to #2 - Hightower (02/08/2013) [-]
No it's not, and you should feel bad.
Good for you. No one cares.
Good for you. No one cares.
#8 to #3 - taxation (02/09/2013) [-]
You seem to be a nasty little asshat.
You seem to be a nasty little asshat.
#10 to #2 - Bforbacon (02/09/2013) [-]
Woah, guys!!!!! DIDJA HEAR THAT!?!?!?!?!?!???! WE GOTS TO LISTEN TO HIM NOW. HE'S MORE WORTHY TO PASS JUDGEMENT THAN ANY OF US.... Boy I wish I was as pious, holy, generous, divine, and all around neato as tireyhawnuyu.... gee wilickers
User avatar #14 to #10 - tireyhawnuyu (02/09/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** about judgement
#16 to #14 - Bforbacon (02/09/2013) [-]
You judged the post.
User avatar #20 to #16 - dangercliff (02/09/2013) [-]
You're a piece of incessant **** and the post in question was a piece of equally incessant **** .
User avatar #5 to #2 - mspaintpro (02/09/2013) [-]
Dude.... 30$ tip? Did she like give you a burger with a side of lap dance?
User avatar #15 to #5 - tireyhawnuyu (02/09/2013) [-]
We became friends. She was having a horrid day and was still nice to me. I was having a horrid day too. She made my day better, so i did what I could tk make hers better as well.
#21 to #15 - attentivecrane (02/09/2013) [-]
whoever thumbed this down was pretty lame... I have no better comebacks or responses.
#1 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Because God says to be kind and generous. Christians should stop twisting **** in the bible to fit their needs.....
#19 to #1 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Seriously, I'm a christian and I see way too many people just at my church who don't even follow whats being preached and then wanna go out and judge other people. That's probably why a lot of people hate Christians.
#23 - lisreal (02/09/2013) [-]
MFW Butthurt Atheists

I'm a Christian, and some of my best friends are Atheists. I don't pass judgment, but if you're going to say **** about religion, expect to get **** back.

I respect your views if you respect mine.

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User avatar #27 to #23 - herpaderpasaur (02/09/2013) [-]
while I agree with you this story is about a priest who stiffed a waitress because he didn't agree with the mandatory tip that is added for large groups, I don't care what your religion is that's an asshole thing to do and his reason was the top part. just explaining it if you didn't know
User avatar #30 to #23 - Vandeekree ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Luke 6:30-36
Give to everyone who begs from you, and from one who takes away your goods do not demand them back. And as you wish that others would do to you, do so to them. “If you love those who love you, what benefit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who do good to you, what benefit is that to you? For even sinners do the same. And if you lend to those from whom you expect to receive, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, to get back the same amount

Sorry but that's not the way you are supposed to act if you are christian.
User avatar #24 - cancerousiguana (02/09/2013) [-]
1. Late on the joke, story not relevant

2. Extremely prone to start a flamewar

3. Horribly misused meme

0/10 would not thumb up.
#11 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - ablt (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm kind of curious as to how that pastor delivers US currency to God? Does he wire it to heaven, send it up in a balloon, leave it in a safety deposit box somewhere?
User avatar #13 to #6 - foelkera ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Money from offerings is used to pay for upkeep on the church, while the remainder goes to the poor.
#17 to #13 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
"remainder goes to the poor" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh, god, AHA HEHE HOHO AHAHAHA! oh, that's funny.
User avatar #7 to #6 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Nah, he buys roofies to put in the choir boy's glass of communal wine.
User avatar #9 to #6 - spamalope (02/09/2013) [-]
It's not for God, it's for the Church
User avatar #29 - OfficerFarva (02/09/2013) [-]
Dude, this whole atheism things getting old. What christian keeps giving us a bad rep? I mean cmon now if I were to say a joke about atheism I get a **** storm. Wtf fj?
#18 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though this is offensive the worst part is that this isn't even how you use grumpy cat. Seriously if your gonna post something it has to be mildly funny and you have to d o it right.
#4 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
i tip 10% regardless of deity,god or human
User avatar #12 - fukkenchaos (02/09/2013) [-]
My favorite part about the Christian church my mom goes to:

They "don't follow the Old Testament". AKA "Disregard the first 75%"
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User avatar #36 to #35 - sirformidio ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
I liked that about Europe.
Leave it to my father to take as much random coins in his pocket and leave it as a tip, though.
User avatar #25 - jesusnipplehairs (02/09/2013) [-]
Or because God doesn't make 3.75 an hour.
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