if you dont reconize this. you had no childhood ... "You had no childhood" Because a childhood was defined wether you had a N64 with Goldeneye or not
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#42 - xvekux **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#44 to #42 - iviagicbanana (02/08/2013) [-]
I love having my N64. Completely forgot I had Golden Eye till now.
User avatar #49 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
"You had no childhood"
Because a childhood was defined wether you had a N64 with Goldeneye or not
User avatar #74 to #49 - wolvesbrickwall (02/09/2013) [-]
I think that. And I'm okay with the rape i'm about to get
User avatar #69 - itwasntnsfw (02/09/2013) [-]
I don't recognize it, I had a fantastic childhood.
User avatar #37 - cowinspace (02/08/2013) [-]
Four player,
Proximity mines,

Fastest way to end any semblance of fair play or friendship. That and the arguments over oddjob.

It got even funnier if you managed to pull off the invisibility code. Those were the days.
User avatar #47 to #37 - SoulRyuu (02/09/2013) [-]
I thought the fastest way to a friendship was to pick Oddjob....short bastard.
User avatar #48 to #47 - SoulRyuu (02/09/2013) [-]
#38 to #37 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
game sharks mother ******
#39 to #38 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Naw man the Facility is the best stage.
#56 - tinkotin ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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"no childhood", just because I didn't have an n64 back then, doesn't mean I had no childhood...
I had this instead.
That theme song...
User avatar #61 to #56 - Zedotelhado ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
I love you for reminding me of that.

I still liked Curse the most.

Playing Curse as a kid and then again post-/b/ is just a godly experience.
User avatar #64 to #56 - jaknik (02/09/2013) [-]
SCUMM games are best games
#6 - pebar (02/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
may i direct you to comment 5
User avatar #11 - leeofbacup (02/08/2013) [-]
Goldeneye was released when I was 21 years old.. So it has nothing to do with my childhood. Not everyone on this site is a kid.
User avatar #13 to #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (02/08/2013) [-]
Most are around 12-25 i'd guess... so this was around their childhood... Just because you're older doesn't mean you're allowed to bitch about something that doesn't specifically apply to you
User avatar #14 to #13 - leeofbacup (02/08/2013) [-]
>Most are around 12-25 i'd guess
> i'd guess

How about you do not reply with just guesses?
User avatar #15 to #14 - xtrmbragnrytz (02/08/2013) [-]
It's a rough assumption, who pissed in your corn flakes?
User avatar #17 to #15 - leeofbacup (02/08/2013) [-]
So you can make assumptions about the age of users but I can't? I assumed, correctly, that users are not all kids and you called me out for bitching.
User avatar #20 to #17 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
but its not unreasonable to assume that most of the users on fj are young adults.

User avatar #22 to #20 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
most men love tits, if you see one woman naked...you wanna see the rest of them naked
#23 to #22 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
We have an **** section and several boards for that though.
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
but it feels so much better here. its like hearing your favorite song on the raido aas compared to your ipod
#25 to #24 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
I don't listen to the radio because it's not 1869
I don't listen to the radio because it's not 1869
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
how can you not listen to the radio?
#27 to #26 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
not owning a car helps
User avatar #28 to #27 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
makes sense now, but most stores and restaurants have music playing, chances are you would hear some songs you really like
#29 to #28 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
i dont get out to public places that much
#30 to #29 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
well then, this is awkward
well then, this is awkward
#31 to #30 - darthtomale ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
wat the **** is that!
#35 to #31 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
no idea, i found it
no idea, i found it
#33 to #22 - hellraizr (02/08/2013) [-]
"the rest of them" encompasses faaaaarr too many gruesome travesties of human breeding and overindulgant slobs... im not sure if i want to see them nekkid.
#18 to #11 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
I like this guy.
User avatar #67 - cfranche (02/09/2013) [-]
#16 - tylosaurus ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
I own a n64 and I've played Golden Eye. I didn't recognize it.

Guess I have no childhood.
User avatar #34 - whiplasher (02/08/2013) [-]
I've never been into Goldeneye. I always liked Perfect Dark more.
User avatar #36 to #34 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
basically the same game with dif skin
#53 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
be real, 007 watch. p.s. i'm 12
User avatar #55 to #53 - fitchy ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
#71 to #53 - cupotruth (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm morally obligated due to the code of the internet to call you a slur referring to your sexuality.

Good day youngling.
#62 to #53 - dawinnamon (02/09/2013) [-]
Be careful men. we are in the presence of a "child". These things have immense strength. Quickly, we must soothe it with things it is familiar with to keep it from saying intimidating things about our mothers!
#65 to #53 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#75 to #65 - breadnsteak (02/09/2013) [-]
Well sir, not to start any **** but you really should not go around scaring small children like that.
If I had a dollar for every time I had seen someone post a comment saying they are the "top sniper" in the whole US armed forces ... I would have a lot of dollars. COD does not count to be a great war hero. Honestly I feel you are not even in the military, because then you give your rank or the military school you went to or special achievements for having "300 confirmed kills" or anything else to show ur a military man because one does not "graduate top of their class" from the Navy Seals, first off if you knew anything and were proud to be one, which I personally know a few, you would have typed it out SEALS. secondly rule #1 of all military personnel no killing civilians. So to make an outrageous claim to that I feel you are ****** in the head and therefore would have gotten your stripes removed. Since you made this comment under the name of anon your just full of **** . Plus there are many holes in your statement that could be poked at but why bother

Now I know you making this comment jokingly trying to get thumbs or a cheap laugh but In all honesty I do not Find it amusing that you abuse the military that you probably depend on so dearly
#83 to #75 - gorillafighter (02/09/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#87 to #83 - breadnsteak (02/09/2013) [-]
So you post a message from ... your real profile? find out how much of an ass it makes you sound then delete it, make a new account and re-send the same comment?

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#81 to #80 - breadnsteak (02/09/2013) [-]
I ain't scared
I ain't scared
#68 to #65 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
and you're on funnyjunk...
#90 - hudspud (02/09/2013) [-]
That reminded me of Metro 2033. Damn, I can't wait for Last Light
User avatar #73 - Tvfreek (02/09/2013) [-]
I played 007: The World is not Enough. Not Goldeneye.
#72 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
still wondering how you could fit 2 m16 in that watch...
User avatar #70 - misticalz ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
"lel no childhood if you don't know what this is xdddd"
User avatar #66 - mrdavidt (02/09/2013) [-]
Tried playing this with my cousin a couple weeks ago. After playing COD for so long, I sucked. He whooped my ass.
User avatar #59 - AlexPaincakes (02/09/2013) [-]
******* loved that game. x)
User avatar #54 - ieatyououtaldaylon (02/09/2013) [-]
I want one, now.
User avatar #93 to #77 - ieatyououtaldaylon (02/09/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #97 to #93 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
did you get one?
User avatar #98 to #97 - ieatyououtaldaylon (02/17/2013) [-]
Not yet, but i will as soon as I get the extra money.
User avatar #99 to #98 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
okay, and it was free for me, just paid shipping, idk if its still a thing
User avatar #94 to #93 - thatscrewedupkid ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
be sure to use the white numbers option
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