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#3 - HunterAsesino (02/08/2013) [-]
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#4 to #3 - tophtastic (02/08/2013) [-]
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#11 - igelior (02/08/2013) [-]
"yeah that so funny - cause it's true"
#113 - applescryatnight (02/09/2013) [-]
yeah.
thats gotta be it.
#125 to #113 - bobfaget (02/09/2013) [-]
Wow, and this is exactly how I look right now :(
#67 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [-]
The great thing is I was told I wasn't that bad looking of a guy.

The not so great thing is it was by a gay guy.
#91 to #67 - lelelexd (02/09/2013) [-]
me gusta lelelele XD
#97 to #67 - theholyblade (02/09/2013) [-]
I used to get hit on by gay guys all the time when I lived in Austin. It was bitter sweet. Because I'm not gay and it's a little creepy. But at the same time, I know I have options. Not great options, but options.
I used to get hit on by gay guys all the time when I lived in Austin. It was bitter sweet. Because I'm not gay and it's a little creepy. But at the same time, I know I have options. Not great options, but options.
#44 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
Despite the claims to the contrary, women are every bit as passive in relationships as they have ever been. Equality has outright failed in this respect; women are not initiating relationships any more than has ever happened, they still expect the man to do it. Worse, women are no longer learning how to send signals to men so that said men will actually know to initiate.

Essentially, neither side knows what to do anymore. Men believe that women will be as likely to approach them, but this is simply not true. Women believe that men are just going to approach them without sending a signal first, which is also simply not true.

There is an enormous amount of research out there that backs these claims up, if you're interested. Another fantastic feminist failure.
User avatar #78 to #44 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm actually rather interested in this research, can you link me to some of the sources?
User avatar #89 to #44 - hotdogs (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm a socially challenged guy and have trouble talking to girls. I have had girls be pretty outright about showing they're interested.
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User avatar #60 to #56 - mcstorms ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
As females get older they understand what they want more.
#5 - Maroon ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
I already knew this op.
I already knew this op.
#83 - Visual ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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#57 - thedarkestrogue (02/09/2013) [-]
I've been told I'm attractive. But only by Brazilian girls.
I don't know why that is.
User avatar #127 to #57 - fredthemilkman (02/09/2013) [-]
A brazilian dude hit on me at Disney World. Does that count?
User avatar #58 to #57 - mcstorms ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
So go smash their legendary asses
User avatar #59 to #58 - thedarkestrogue (02/09/2013) [-]
I dated one of them for a while. She ended up being a raging bitch.
User avatar #62 to #59 - mcstorms ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
ah well go smash some other asses
User avatar #64 to #62 - thedarkestrogue (02/09/2013) [-]
I'd rather not. I have a girlfriend. Whom I love.
User avatar #65 to #64 - mcstorms ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
My mistake I took it you were single.
User avatar #99 to #59 - Schwarzenegger (02/09/2013) [-]
Hook me up with one?





Please I love their amazing bootays
User avatar #100 to #99 - Schwarzenegger (02/09/2013) [-]
All jokes aside they have amazing cheeks
User avatar #108 to #100 - lolwutthef (02/09/2013) [-]
on their butts
#25 - ponyfcker (02/09/2013) [-]
I get told i'm cute, by my mom and her friends. Once, by a girl my age.
**** me, right?
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#29 - oxYKellark (02/09/2013) [-]
Hey funnyjunk listen up. I was just shoveling my drive way and this university student girl asked if she could park like right infront of it and i was like nah i dont mind you're not blocking me at all. So anyway she walked away and went to class or something and when i finished shoveling the walkway and stuff i wrote her a note and placed it under her winshield wipers. Trips decides what i will say to her if she actually calls or texts me.
User avatar #80 to #29 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (02/09/2013) [-]
**chucknorrisTHEGAME rolls 748** Hey there, beautiful! I'm glad you called, how are you?
(or something to that effect)
User avatar #85 to #29 - theoriginalzombie (02/09/2013) [-]
**theoriginalzombie rolls 530** i lied, i do mind
#86 to #29 - cockasian (02/09/2013) [-]
**cockasian rolls 782** "you parked where I live, now i want to park myself in you"
User avatar #92 to #29 - danniegurl (02/09/2013) [-]
**danniegurl rolls 087** I'd like to plow more than the snow, if you know what I mean.
#118 to #29 - sacrilegious (02/09/2013) [-]
**sacrilegious rolls 627**
I've never met someone like you. You're like the Riker to my Picard, the Na+ to my Cl-, the anus to my rectum, the vagina to my penis.
Come suck my dick.
#75 to #29 - warrollan (02/09/2013) [-]
**warrollan rolls 795**

I am socially shy, sorry about the note. I just thought you were the prettiest thing i have seen in quite a long time and i wanted to get to know you.

Trying to help a bro out.
#87 to #75 - oxYKellark (02/09/2013) [-]
DUDE SHE TEXTED ME im like this happy!
DUDE SHE TEXTED ME im like this happy!
#93 to #87 - warrollan (02/09/2013) [-]
I suggest using what i tried to roll for you lol.
User avatar #94 to #93 - oxYKellark (02/09/2013) [-]
I do believe i said trips
#101 to #94 - warrollan (02/09/2013) [-]
**warrollan rolls 061**

Use my **** ****** !
User avatar #103 to #101 - oxYKellark (02/09/2013) [-]
well i already broke the ice since i didnt see any trips
#104 to #103 - warrollan (02/09/2013) [-]
What did you say?
User avatar #112 to #104 - oxYKellark (02/09/2013) [-]
hey hi do you wanna hang crap like taht
#76 to #75 - warrollan (02/09/2013) [-]
**warrollan rolls 788**

Same thing as my first roll! I shall prevail sir!
#77 to #76 - warrollan (02/09/2013) [-]
**warrollan rolls 375**

So close, one more time.
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User avatar #34 to #29 - onelemonleft (02/09/2013) [-]
**onelemonleft rolls 165** I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
#35 to #29 - stmuro (02/09/2013) [-]
i came in the exhaust
User avatar #51 to #29 - letmetellyouastory (02/09/2013) [-]
**letmetellyouastory rolls 231** You into anal?
User avatar #63 to #29 - improbablyyourdad (02/09/2013) [-]
**improbablyyourdad rolls 239** "I blow on the first date." Then leave your number.
User avatar #33 to #29 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (02/09/2013) [-]
**astrozombies rolls 381** "At the moment i laid eyes on you, the only thing i could think was *dramatic pause*...."I want to put my wiener in that"
User avatar #49 to #29 - hakrodashammy (02/09/2013) [-]
**hakrodashammy rolls 073** hey bby want sum fuk?
#31 to #29 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 019** Write this:

"Please **** me."
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#30 to #29 - sacrilegious (02/09/2013) [-]
**sacrilegious rolls 678** I like sucking dick. Do you like sucking dick?
#105 to #30 - warrollan (02/09/2013) [-]
**warrollan rolls 0,854**

8... 9... 10
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User avatar #122 to #29 - vicsix (02/09/2013) [-]
**vicsix rolls 250** You're absolutely beautiful, and it would kill me if I hadn't took the chance.
#39 to #29 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 292** I jizzed in your muffler.
User avatar #98 to #39 - popkornking (02/09/2013) [-]
**popkornking rolls 313** MOAR REROLL
User avatar #72 to #39 - pianoasis (02/09/2013) [-]
**pianoasis rolls 251** reroll
#50 - gjtz (02/09/2013) [-]
#27 - aproudpatriot (02/09/2013) [-]
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#28 to #27 - oxYKellark (02/09/2013) [-]
i giggled like an idiot
#14 - drhoffable ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
NOPE

IM UGLY

JOKES ON ME!

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
#7 - stubborndrek (02/08/2013) [-]
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#40 - lickamahballz (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm have afraid to talk with some pretty girls, but when i talk with them i got friendzon'd
I'm have afraid to talk with some pretty girls, but when i talk with them i got friendzon'd
#36 - MasterManiac (02/09/2013) [-]
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