Meanwhile, a man forgets his flip flops. Looks like timmy is in for an 84 minute beating session.. Just move the legos out of the damn way. Lego gore timmy
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Meanwhile, a man forgets his flip flops

 
Meanwhile, a man forgets his flip flops. Looks like timmy is in for an 84 minute beating session.. Just move the legos out of the damn way.

Looks like timmy is in for an 84 minute beating session

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#32 - nastyhappy (02/08/2013) [-]
This reminds me of when my sister left her binder open in my room. I walked in with the lights off and stepped on it. Metal ring was left open. Pierced completely through my foot. It kinda looked like that afterwards.
This reminds me of when my sister left her binder open in my room. I walked in with the lights off and stepped on it. Metal ring was left open. Pierced completely through my foot. It kinda looked like that afterwards.
#62 to #32 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
why would you do this to me
#18 - royalunicorn ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
#step on lego for bieber
#5 - ThePedoBear (02/08/2013) [-]
Just move the legos out of the damn way.
Just move the legos out of the damn way.
User avatar #57 to #5 - odapac (02/08/2013) [-]
Sorry but I'm not all about raking a mine field with my foot.
User avatar #9 to #5 - finacious (02/08/2013) [-]
that only works if you see them
User avatar #19 to #9 - ooooooooooo (02/08/2013) [-]
And you never see them
#10 - RaptorJesus (02/08/2013) [-]
"man forgets his flip flops"

"his flip flops"

"flip flops"

He deserved it.
#20 - megashot ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
and now i wanna know what really happened
#70 to #20 - insaneguy (02/08/2013) [-]
Go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
#48 - ironhidethegreat (02/08/2013) [-]
The comments made me afraid to:   
1.Go down slides   
2.walk in the river   
3.have cats   
4.own a binder   
5.wear flip flops
The comments made me afraid to:
1.Go down slides
2.walk in the river
3.have cats
4.own a binder
5.wear flip flops

#68 - kierano (02/08/2013) [-]
Lego! Not ******* Legos. You can't pluralise it!
User avatar #112 to #68 - iguessimnotfunny (02/09/2013) [-]
cancer :)
#41 - schmuckk (02/08/2013) [-]
i found ****** zebra mussels to be much worse than lego pieces
User avatar #65 to #41 - triplewin ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
ssssssssss ouchhhhh ******* yoman i hate those!
#15 - kapane (02/08/2013) [-]
I stood on a plug once and it cut my big toe, and then I fell and banged my hip off a table before finally slamming my head back against the wall.
#16 to #15 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Why did you stand on the plug in the first place?
#17 to #16 - kapane (02/08/2013) [-]
TWAS A MERE ACCIDENT!
#46 - tffan (02/08/2013) [-]
Story time so STFU!
One time my cat was ill and I had to feed him by syringe.
He didn't like **** that one bit.
Whipped one his claws out and pierced my bottom lip through and through from the inside outward and yanks my head down.
Because of shock I don't feel pain and it takes me a second to realize what happened.
Feel around my bottom lip and feel my cats paw in my mouth with the end of his claws piercing skin on the other side.
****** .jpg
Mom sees what happened.
Begins to panic and pull on the cats claw not realizing she's making the holes in my lip bigger.
Push and kick her away yelling, "STAHPH! IFSH SHTUCK IM MAH LIP" with a lisp.
Manage to calm down and assess the situation.
Try to wiggle the cat's claw out.
My cat's face when: OHNOYOUDON'T
Tightens his grip making the claws go further through.
********************* .JPG
Get the claws out 5 min. later.
Drop the cat with malicious intent.
Grab a mirror to inspect the damage.
Clean up blood and see 5 holes with 3 going through.
Put bucket loads of neosporin on my lip so it doesn't get infected.
Have an idea.
Grab my sister's lip ring she took off and cleaned earlier.
Put it through my lip.
It goes through without effort.
MFW I now wear three lip rings because of this.
#84 to #46 - skinnyalbert (02/08/2013) [-]
picture? :~)
picture? :~)
#87 to #84 - tffan (02/08/2013) [-]
Like I would actually think," Gee this would be a great time to pause and take photo." while a pissed off cat is hanging off my lip like freaking Spiderman while adrenaline and shock is rushing through my body. Not to mention the pain and swelling that occured afterward.   
   
Also, I don't like posted pictures of myself online because of what people could do with it. Don't want to possibly get turned into a cancerous meme or put on the body of a pornstar.
Like I would actually think," Gee this would be a great time to pause and take photo." while a pissed off cat is hanging off my lip like freaking Spiderman while adrenaline and shock is rushing through my body. Not to mention the pain and swelling that occured afterward.

Also, I don't like posted pictures of myself online because of what people could do with it. Don't want to possibly get turned into a cancerous meme or put on the body of a pornstar.
User avatar #92 to #87 - skinnyalbert (02/08/2013) [-]
I meant as of now. & I seriously doubt people of FJ would be as malicious as to do such things. Just take a picture of your lip. What cancerous meme could come of that?
#106 to #92 - tffan (02/09/2013) [-]
Here you go. I took the pic from my potato phone and cropped it. They honestly look like normal piercing jobs you get at the shop or something.
User avatar #101 to #46 - lordoftheflies (02/09/2013) [-]
I also would like to see an image of your piercings.
User avatar #14 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Anyone who thinks stepping on Lego is bad hasnt hit their hand on a lane rope in a pool.
User avatar #83 - Bakerlalalalala (02/08/2013) [-]
What's a faget?
#103 - jimbobji (02/09/2013) [-]
I'd rather be the poor magikarp in the X and Y trailer than stand on a Lego.
I'd rather be the poor magikarp in the X and Y trailer than stand on a Lego.
#102 - zomaru (02/09/2013) [-]
******* Legos man, Don't mess with thatt **** .
#98 - reygar (02/08/2013) [-]
I'm a Lego builder (exactly ww2 stuff), and I know how it hurts, that's why when I make something I put all the bricks in a table.
#118 to #98 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
dude. that looks like lobster johnson from the hellboy series :0
#119 to #118 - reygar (02/23/2013) [-]
Yes, he looks a bit like him; but actually they're soldiers in the Eastern front.
Btw, nice one.
#93 - aconfuseddonut (02/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #38 - tehcashew (02/08/2013) [-]
That's actually really cool lookin'. Painful, but cool
#27 - inspectorsauce (02/08/2013) [-]
What a ******* beast ass lego
User avatar #8 - Welshhobo (02/08/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to me once, in the same place - crawled through a hole in a fence where someone broke off a bar while walking my dogs and stood on the snapped off piece of bar left at the bottom. Went right through my foot and could see it sticking out the top. Took my sock off and tied it around and hopped home went to the hospital next day to get it cleaned. Didn't hurt at all when it happened but ached like a mother ****** for about two weeks if i even moved my foot slightly.
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