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K Neil degrasse Tyson ' A,
If Thor' s hammer is made of
matter, implied by legend, then it weighs as
much as a herd of elephants.
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#1 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Does the hammer warp the effect of Earth's gravitational pull in its area? Legitimate question. I am curious
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuzzyballs (02/07/2013) [-]
well.... no
it's a comic book character's hammer
#4 to #2 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Obviously you have no historical knowledge of gods...
#3 to #2 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
You're clearly not Scandinavian. Hammer of a comic book character... Non-pagans, fuickin hopeless...
User avatar #141 to #3 - anonymoose ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Well no. There are 2 Thors, the Norse AEsir and the comic book character. We're CLEARLY talking about the comic book character because the AEsir's hammer isn't made of Neutron star.
User avatar #5 to #3 - fuzzyballs (02/07/2013) [-]
oh, THAT Thor
excuse me for immediately thinking about the one from The Avengers

...dick
User avatar #11 to #5 - defeats (02/08/2013) [-]
Same person dude...
User avatar #43 to #11 - dankey (02/08/2013) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
User avatar #45 to #43 - defeats (02/08/2013) [-]
He was joking?
User avatar #46 to #45 - dankey (02/08/2013) [-]
pretty sure in a sarcastic dickhead kind of way
User avatar #7 to #5 - allexius (02/07/2013) [-]
which is the ******* god
User avatar #100 to #7 - derkarus ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Thor
#64 to #5 - thatommygun (02/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha.. Oh wow, the IQ this man got. Ain't no finer.
You mean that Thor form the myths, comics and The Avengers are 3 different guys?
User avatar #154 to #64 - daentraya (02/08/2013) [-]
The three different Thors are 3 different guys, are we agreeing with that?
User avatar #95 to #1 - theycallmeloye (02/08/2013) [-]
Well it would, yes. The equation for gravity between two objects does have a variable for the object's mass in the numerator.
#26 to #1 - dukebeast (02/08/2013) [-]
I believe the enchantment place on the hammer by Thor's father is what holds it down but there are certain ways around it (e.g. getting it into space)
#152 - Jameshaich (02/08/2013) [-]
So Loki can hold the weight of 300-billion elephants on his chest?
'Mirin his pecs.
#217 to #152 - didactus (02/08/2013) [-]
Yes, Loki lifts
#48 - deezknuts (02/08/2013) [-]
mfw source is imfunnynet
mfw source is imfunnynet
User avatar #159 to #48 - jonnyfunk (02/08/2013) [-]
**** i think i remember this video, does anybody have saus please?
#164 to #159 - smurfen ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
tunak tunak tun
#171 to #164 - jonnyfunk (02/08/2013) [-]
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dude, thanks! it wasn't the one i was looking for, but thanks to you, i found it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBlHT-c65-s
User avatar #6 - usernamesaredumb (02/07/2013) [-]
IMFUNNYDOTNET HAS RETURNED!
#52 - SILENCEnight (02/08/2013) [-]
mfw source is imfunny.net
#12 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
what about his sister?
#184 to #12 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Hawkgirl.
#130 - alarmdemon (02/08/2013) [-]
it is.
#156 to #130 - phatsno (02/08/2013) [-]
your paints skills are remarkable
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#149 - doddythechef ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
**** its back!!
#44 - infinitereaper (02/08/2013) [-]
I was so waiting for him to pick it up. He could have done it.
I was so waiting for him to pick it up. He could have done it.
#80 to #44 - intrepidy (02/08/2013) [-]
I think i heard once he could from brute strength. Also Captain America can.
#119 to #44 - saladtongsofdeath (02/08/2013) [-]
common misconception... yes, the madder bruce banner gets, the stronger the hulk gets, but you have to take into consideration the fact that no matter how mad he gets, he is still... only human... and as such, has a limit to how angry he can get
User avatar #143 to #119 - infinitereaper (02/08/2013) [-]
Well gamma is nothing to scoff at...
#47 to #44 - roshe (02/08/2013) [-]
ehhh not really, it's not a matter of strength to lift Mjolnir, it's a matter of being worthy
ehhh not really, it's not a matter of strength to lift Mjolnir, it's a matter of being worthy
#50 to #47 - Tatou (02/08/2013) [-]
What if Thor is holding it, then you lift Thor?
What if Thor is holding it, then you lift Thor?
#61 to #50 - zramn (02/08/2013) [-]
Like lifting Excalibur in the rock and using it as a hammer?
#73 to #61 - Tatou (02/08/2013) [-]
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#51 to #50 - roshe (02/08/2013) [-]
excellent question, and how was the super carrier able to take off with the hammer on board? these questions are better left to people who know more than me
User avatar #53 to #51 - Hentaifan (02/08/2013) [-]
It's best to just say that the hammer itself cannot be lifted by anyone that is unworthy. Think of it as being Excalibur stuck in the stone: It's not that the weapon is heavy, or that you're not strong enough to remove it from the stone, you just have to be worthy.
User avatar #110 to #47 - psychopsychedelic (02/08/2013) [-]
I love how the original comment has the epic scene with Hulk trying to life the hammer, and then when you open the replies it just has Wayne, Greg, and Collin dancing.

Made my night
#91 to #47 - infinitereaper (02/08/2013) [-]
I disagree.
I disagree.
#96 to #91 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
If I recall it was un-enchanted by Odin briefly because it shows magneto also being able to move the hammer.
User avatar #78 to #47 - SweetJesus (02/08/2013) [-]
I've always wondered if he is able to break the enchantment, you know, since he is theoretically infinite super duper diddly tuff.
#135 to #47 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
The Hulk is always worthy!
#155 - phatsno (02/08/2013) [-]
which is why only Thor can lift it
User avatar #220 to #155 - jdsalenger (02/08/2013) [-]
Captain America
Conan the Barbarian
Odin
Air-Walker
Storm
Awesome Android
Zarrko, the Tomorrow Man
Wonder Woman
Thunderstrike
Beta Ray Bill
Superman
User avatar #165 to #155 - swurlznplot (02/08/2013) [-]
and Captain America
and like 15 other people
User avatar #187 to #165 - Encarna (02/08/2013) [-]
I have not read a large amount of the comics so I am ignorant to those. But it's my belief from what I have seen that Captain America would be entirely incapable of lifting Thor's hammer. He may have super strength but I mean, even the Hulk couldn't pick it up in the film. I know that it might not be entirely canon so if you have better insight for me, please share.
User avatar #210 to #187 - Bad Man (02/08/2013) [-]
Mjolnir isn't picked up just by its weight alone; whoever it deems worthy enough to wield it can pick it up and it will be light enough to wield with ease.
User avatar #213 to #210 - Encarna (02/08/2013) [-]
I knew it wasn't just its weight that prevented it from being picked up, I think even someone who could actually lift 300-billion elephants would still never be able to lift Mjolnir. But it's interesting to know that it wasn't just made for Thor.
#69 - DrWeird (02/08/2013) [-]
No kidding.
No kidding.
User avatar #74 to #69 - lilmoka (02/08/2013) [-]
That Thor looks like he Lifts. So of course he can lift all of that weight.
#54 - mrgilly (02/08/2013) [-]
I was going to say how I saw this on Twitter already.

Then I realized I was a Hufflepuff and nobody cared.
#67 to #54 - daimondemon (02/08/2013) [-]
I care about Hufflepuff
#176 - thisnick (02/08/2013) [-]
imfunnynet is back
#138 - cazabrow ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
mother of god...how did Loki feel when Thor put this hammer on him
mother of god...how did Loki feel when Thor put this hammer on him
User avatar #139 to #138 - RobotManGuy (02/08/2013) [-]
probably felt like he was being squished by 300 billion elephants in a single are
User avatar #140 to #139 - RobotManGuy (02/08/2013) [-]
*area
#175 - TheKnightOfLMAO (02/08/2013) [-]
HE DAMN AWESOME
User avatar #114 - randomathon (02/08/2013) [-]
************* imfunnynet is back
User avatar #123 to #83 - kakarikocucco (02/08/2013) [-]
Imagine, if you will, how fast that hammer would fall if indeed thor would just let it go
the mass of said hammer would just plummet to the ground in the blink of an eye.
User avatar #127 to #123 - chism (02/08/2013) [-]
the rate of a falling object is not determined by mass. come on bra that bush league science.
User avatar #126 to #123 - rockamekishiko (02/08/2013) [-]
the earth would plummet to the hammer
#221 to #123 - sierramistfourteen (02/08/2013) [-]
that defies the laws of physics
that defies the laws of physics
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