Same thing, different closet.. . Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her old son comes home unexpectedly, sees th Same thing different closet Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work Her old son comes unexpectedly sees th
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Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the
day while her husband is at work.
Her old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman' s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, ' Dark in here."
The man says, 'Yes, it is.‘
Boy: 't have a baseball..'
Man: "rhats nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.‘
Boy: 'My Dad' s outside.'
In the next few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.
Boy: ‘Dark in here.'
Boy: 't have a baseball gloved
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, 'How much?‘
Boy: 3750'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
Grab your glove, let' s go outside and
have a game of catch.'
The boy says, " can' t, I sold my baseball
and my gloved
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell
them for?‘
The Dad says, 'That' s terrible to over
charge your friends like that... that is way
more than those two things cost. I' m
taking you to church, to confession.‘
They go to the church and the Dad makes
the little boy sit in the confessional booth
and closes the door..
The boy says, ‘Dark in here.'
The priest says, ‘Don' t start that
again; you' re in my closet now.‘
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - slimtotheshady
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Now that is a quality priest.
#2 to #1 - bobbystoan
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#9 to #2 - insanefreak
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Benny Hill is so perfectly suited for a situation like this..
#10 - saxong
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MFW the dad didn't ask who of his friends had that much money in the first place.
User avatar #72 to #10 - imnotkickthecat
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Its a story about millionaires.
#5 - deadmeme **User deleted account**
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#21 to #5 - anon id: 378a2ba4
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>Guy makes simple mistake
>FJ punishes with several dozen red thumbs

Grammar nazis have nothing on the math nazis, apparently
#69 to #21 - whosaidwut
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I'm too lazy to make a symbol for math nazis, and the ones I could google weren't up to snuff, I felt.

So I found this comic on google instead.

Mathematik macht frei!
can we reuse the grammar nazi slogan? because... I just did
#36 to #21 - tocoolforyouinajar
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#37 to #5 - tocoolforyouinajar
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#22 to #5 - DoggyBouncer
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You ****** up, Tyrone.
You ****** up, Tyrone.
User avatar #6 to #5 - taintedangel
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baseball was $250.
User avatar #7 to #5 - whosaidwut
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it is when the first 750 is really 250
#98 to #7 - deadmeme **User deleted account**
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#56 - mishaestrin
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Real life
#67 to #56 - Battledogg
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inb4 My boy was just like me
User avatar #81 to #67 - puredeliciousness
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Well the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
little boy blue and the man on the moon,
when you coming home dad I don't know when
but we'll be together then, dad
we're gonna have a good time then
User avatar #96 to #81 - mishaestrin
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Yes
#35 - mishaestrin
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Real life
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#60 to #35 - mishaestrin
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#61 - mishaestrin
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Real life
#26 - IceViper
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thank you so much for censoring the word "****", i dont know if i could have handled that
thank you so much for censoring the word "****", i dont know if i could have handled that
#4 - metalkprint
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**metalkprint rolls 90**
#38 - hubajuju
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#58 - mishaestrin
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Real life