Same thing, different closet.. . Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her old son comes home unexpectedly, sees th
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Same thing, different closet.

Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the
day while her husband is at work.
Her old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman' s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, ' Dark in here."
The man says, 'Yes, it is.‘
Boy: 't have a baseball..'
Man: "rhats nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.‘
Boy: 'My Dad' s outside.'
In the next few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.
Boy: ‘Dark in here.'
Boy: 't have a baseball gloved
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, 'How much?‘
Boy: 3750'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
Grab your glove, let' s go outside and
have a game of catch.'
The boy says, " can' t, I sold my baseball
and my gloved
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell
them for?‘
The Dad says, 'That' s terrible to over
charge your friends like that... that is way
more than those two things cost. I' m
taking you to church, to confession.‘
They go to the church and the Dad makes
the little boy sit in the confessional booth
and closes the door..
The boy says, ‘Dark in here.'
The priest says, ‘Don' t start that
again; you' re in my closet now.‘
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#35 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Real life
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#61 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Real life
#56 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Real life
#67 to #56 - Battledogg (02/08/2013) [-]
inb4 My boy was just like me
User avatar #81 to #67 - puredeliciousness (02/08/2013) [-]
Well the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
little boy blue and the man on the moon,
when you coming home dad I don't know when
but we'll be together then, dad
we're gonna have a good time then
User avatar #96 to #81 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #1 - slimtotheshady (02/07/2013) [-]
Now that is a quality priest.
#2 to #1 - bobbystoan (02/07/2013) [-]
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#9 to #2 - insanefreak (02/07/2013) [-]
Benny Hill is so perfectly suited for a situation like this..
#68 - superblargh (02/08/2013) [-]
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#58 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Real life
#66 - departed (02/08/2013) [-]
IRL
#63 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
I hope someone rolls this comment
#65 to #63 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Or this one
#47 - wolfdogone (02/08/2013) [-]
I have no idea what this word could possibly be
User avatar #70 to #47 - abomii (02/08/2013) [-]
that's the lil' guy face in the closet.
#74 to #47 - theftbkid (02/08/2013) [-]
Slut, obviously
#55 to #47 - ishotthedeputy (02/08/2013) [-]
Smot
#71 to #47 - murdocisgod (02/08/2013) [-]
Soot. Duh.
User avatar #54 to #47 - tombombadil (02/08/2013) [-]
That's "soot", obviously for the soot he will experience in the FIRES OF HELL FOR HIS CURSED ADULTERING WAYS. HIS PAIN SHALL BE TENFOLD ANY PLEASURE HE EXPERIENCED IN THAT GODFORSAKEN SWINE BED HE DEFILED WITH THAT WHORE.
#53 - orangepikmin (02/08/2013) [-]
Very old joke man.
#93 to #53 - gladiuss (02/08/2013) [-]
So, you're saying it's a WWII veteran and deserves our respect????
So, you're saying it's a WWII veteran and deserves our respect????
#97 to #93 - orangepikmin (02/08/2013) [-]
WHY YES IT DOES!!!!!!
WHY YES IT DOES!!!!!!
#50 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Real life
#10 - saxong (02/07/2013) [-]
MFW the dad didn't ask who of his friends had that much money in the first place.
User avatar #72 to #10 - imnotkickthecat (02/08/2013) [-]
Its a story about millionaires.
#52 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Real life
#49 - arstya (02/08/2013) [-]
>Hides in the closet to watch.
#26 - IceViper (02/08/2013) [-]
thank you so much for censoring the word "			****		", i dont know if i could have handled that
thank you so much for censoring the word " **** ", i dont know if i could have handled that
#78 - moustachefingers (02/08/2013) [-]
>Dark closet.
>Little boy.
>Priest.

Seems about right.
#34 - mishaestrin (02/08/2013) [-]
Real life
#4 - metalkprint (02/07/2013) [-]
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#90 - azdbuiazdh (02/08/2013) [-]
woth reading
woth reading
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