Skyrimjob. . suckcarsonandsee my friend made an interesting point about skyrim the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic maybe there is no magic, or dragons, o
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suckcarsonandsee
my friend made an interesting
point about skyrim
the only beverages in skyrim
are alcoholic
maybe there is no magic, or
dragons, or anything
maybe everyone is just drunk
off their ass
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User avatar #24 - rbpwn (02/07/2013) [-]
Well, there's Milk in it

Proven by the fact that you're a filthy ******* milk drinker

Also, your mother was a skeever and your father smells of snow berries
#67 to #24 - ragged (02/07/2013) [-]
Clever devil.
User avatar #100 to #24 - PrincessTwilight (02/07/2013) [-]
Maybe that's why the nords look down on milk drinkers.

The milk drinkers are the only ones not drunk. They insist that this fairy tale land of dragons and magic isn't real, but nobody believes them on the account of being drunk off their ass.
#70 - ragged (02/07/2013) [-]
I want to play Skyrim from a bandit's perspective. Could you imagine how frightening it would be to see the dragonborn? Watching all your friends get tossed through the air like ragdolls because he shouts at them, watching the dragonborn shrug off arrows and sword blows, and to top it all off he's only wearing iron armor.   
   
Molag Bal how horrifying.
I want to play Skyrim from a bandit's perspective. Could you imagine how frightening it would be to see the dragonborn? Watching all your friends get tossed through the air like ragdolls because he shouts at them, watching the dragonborn shrug off arrows and sword blows, and to top it all off he's only wearing iron armor.

Molag Bal how horrifying.
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User avatar #106 to #70 - LTB (02/07/2013) [-]
Play Dark Souls, you'll feel similar terror.
#92 to #70 - conagheraxe (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm going to avoid bandit camps from now on.
#82 - Rascal (02/07/2013) [-]
They were probably trying to go for some 'realistic' factor. People drank alcohol more commonly than water throughout centuries because drinking water in most places would get you very sick. One of the steps in creating alcohol drinks is to boil the water (distilled) which killed all bacteria in the water, they however did not know that boiling water cleaned the water.
#3 - agentmoleman (02/07/2013) [-]
Just a regular friday night comment..
#101 - finni (02/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #105 - zonryu (02/07/2013) [-]
and that is why people look down on milk drinkers.......
#111 - cameronrox (02/07/2013) [-]
Two words my friend, mammoth cheese. Therefore, mammoth milk!
#118 to #111 - kenleyP (02/07/2013) [-]
.... milk drinker
.... milk drinker
User avatar #119 to #118 - cameronrox (02/07/2013) [-]
I dont have to take this from you!

-fights-
#98 - thinkwithportals (02/07/2013) [-]
Weird... yeah now that i think about it you can't even have water as a choice to consume.
User avatar #2 - smasselski (02/07/2013) [-]
and potions are psychedelic drugs... ._.
User avatar #61 to #2 - uhidk (02/07/2013) [-]
because they only drink magic potions to quench their thirst...

OH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
User avatar #50 - Loppytaffy (02/07/2013) [-]
The vikings only drank beer, perhaps they conquered England to fight the dragons...maybe that's why a sea savvy group of invaders made their collony in the middle of the ******* country. Jorvik indeed...
User avatar #89 to #50 - pokedan (02/07/2013) [-]
Ever read viking mythology? **** can be trippy as hell.
No point just thought I'd add that
User avatar #95 to #89 - Loppytaffy (02/07/2013) [-]
Ever been to Jorvik? ****** ******* ******* insane.
They have a train museum. A ******* TRAIN MUSEUM
User avatar #96 to #95 - pokedan (02/07/2013) [-]
I assume you mean the national railway museum, I loved that **** as a kid.
User avatar #97 to #96 - Loppytaffy (02/07/2013) [-]
...but they took us with school as part of our viking history project.
User avatar #99 to #97 - pokedan (02/07/2013) [-]
Lucky guy. So where are you in England? I'll assume Yorkshire, considering.
User avatar #113 to #99 - Loppytaffy (02/07/2013) [-]
Cheshire. Or Nottingham. I have two houses.
#104 to #50 - Rascal (02/07/2013) [-]
They drank mead and used to take different hallucinogenic mushrooms and trip balls
#15 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
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Then explain why argonians exist.
User avatar #44 to #15 - megaton (02/07/2013) [-]
did someone actually make a comic based off the title?. if so tell me where it is so i can completely stay away from it.
#47 to #44 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
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It is a story but not a comic, enjoy.
#186 to #177 - hubajuju (02/08/2013) [-]
I feel you bro.
User avatar #9 - suddenlypotatoes (02/07/2013) [-]
Being drunk makes you see dragons and **** ! Yes. Exactly. You got it, smart tumblr person.
#11 to #9 - trollmobile ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
skooma on the other hand...
User avatar #14 to #11 - celestiasbeard (02/07/2013) [-]
Weak **** , imma stick to sleeping tree sap
#12 to #11 - suddenlypotatoes (02/07/2013) [-]
I don't get that reference but I'm sure it was a clever
I don't get that reference but I'm sure it was a clever
User avatar #13 to #12 - trollmobile ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
skooma and moon sugar (what skooma is made of) are kind of the illegal drugs of Tamriel.
"skooma dealers" instead of "drug dealers"
#23 to #11 - Rascal (02/07/2013) [-]
skooma on oblivion was like cocaine and steroids mixed, i was dissapointed when it only gave you stamina in skyrim
User avatar #25 to #23 - trollmobile ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
aye.
#1 - Rascal (02/07/2013) [-]
They drink beer and such do to them not wanting to be a milk drinker.
#163 - darkisfire (02/08/2013) [-]
woahwoahwoah back the **** up, in the sanguine quest you have to get ********* while being drunk? DRUNKCEPTION
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#167 to #165 - darkisfire (02/08/2013) [-]
I dont understand that statement sir
#169 to #167 - bluenebula (02/08/2013) [-]
Retard level over 9000. I replied to someone on the wrong ******* content. I'll be leaving now.
#172 to #169 - darkisfire (02/08/2013) [-]
sorry for the mixup
User avatar #94 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (02/07/2013) [-]
what about potions, hmm?
#53 - nordicmike (02/07/2013) [-]
Since when is alcohol a hallucinogen?
User avatar #116 to #53 - Schadenfreude (02/07/2013) [-]
Since I spiked that fifth
#121 to #53 - woxyman (02/07/2013) [-]
try injecting some marijuanas instead.
User avatar #85 to #53 - Keoul (02/07/2013) [-]
Pink elephants?
No?
User avatar #81 to #53 - fongsan (02/07/2013) [-]
skooma
#91 to #53 - improbablyyourdad (02/07/2013) [-]
Since underages started drinking..
Since underages started drinking..
#57 to #53 - Rascal (02/07/2013) [-]
ever tried moonshine?
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#178 to #117 - Rascal (02/08/2013) [-]
K
User avatar #93 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Probably the real reason is because the water is so contaminated

Thats why back in the middle ages, everyone drank, because it was safer than drinking the water
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