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He never had a chance. Did you experience somewhat similar? Tell FJ about it in the comments.. Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for a

Did you experience somewhat similar? Tell FJ about it in the comments.

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Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for ages. When I gave it to her, she freaked out
because I bought a medium instead ofa small, then started crying because she thought I was calling her fat.
When she finally tried it on, she freaked out because it fit. I can' t win. FML
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#22 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
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#157 to #22 - lucasman (02/07/2013) [-]
"Go be fat somewhere else"

yeah, ok, i'm sorry.. he's just a kid and all.. : /

*******
#43 - piobaireachd (02/07/2013) [-]
>kinda short me and kinda short bro at gift shop
>time to get tall gf a shirt
>he says he's a medium
>I'm a medium
>conclude that she's both taller and got boobs, so we get a large
>she thinks it's too big for her
>she thinks im calling her fat
>then I tell her that her boobs fill it out
>hfw I turned that into a compliment
User avatar #20 - ajperry (02/07/2013) [-]
My best friend wanted a onesie, I got her one, it was a large, she isn't fat but because of her height a small or medium wouldn't fit.

She get's it, loves it, asks the size. I stupidly say "Large".

She says "Because of height yeah?"

"Yeah"

"Thanks!"

Tarp avoided?
User avatar #60 to #20 - LegititmateKyle (02/07/2013) [-]
You best friend is a tarp?
User avatar #106 to #60 - ajperry (02/07/2013) [-]
You can never predict a woman.
User avatar #34 to #20 - lolollo (02/07/2013) [-]
This just proves that it is possible for chicks to not be crazy cunts.
#53 to #34 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Men not LYING CHEATS$$$
User avatar #24 to #20 - mcbee (02/07/2013) [-]
tarp definately avoided
User avatar #30 to #24 - ajperry (02/07/2013) [-]
I know, I almost had to get out of there or face the wrath
User avatar #33 to #30 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Doesnt matter which story window you gota jump out of, it's still better than facing the wrath.
User avatar #37 to #33 - ajperry (02/07/2013) [-]
It was on the ground floor thank **** .
User avatar #70 to #37 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Even the 56th story would be better than facing her. I think god (if he exists) would understand.
#127 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
A.) Buy too small, the girl will think that's what size you want her to be.
B.) Buy too big, the girl will think she's fat.
C.) Buy her nothing or give her money, she will think you don't care.


There is no correct answer.
#129 to #127 - futtef (02/07/2013) [-]
you can add to A) that she will think that she's fat when she doesn't fit into small size dress.
User avatar #204 to #127 - sethperson (02/08/2013) [-]
Buy something related to her hobbies.
#150 to #127 - awesomenessdefined (02/07/2013) [-]
Rape is always the answer.
#173 to #127 - syrenthra ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
this guy knows what is going on
#18 - WtfStrawberries (02/07/2013) [-]
Thats what you get for dating over-emotional, shallow women. Not all girls are like that, but guys often only go for girls like that.
User avatar #163 to #18 - dalobman (02/08/2013) [-]
Sometimes it isn't easy to tell if they are like that at first though.
User avatar #26 to #18 - silvanyis ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Hear hear.
NORMAL girls don't give **** what the size says. If it fits and it makes you look good...who the **** cares?
#21 to #18 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Agreed. I avoid those over-emotional types like the plague. All the girls I know wouldn't care what size dress you gave her, as long as it fit. They'd just be appreciative of the damn gift.
#101 - drturkleton (02/07/2013) [-]
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#114 - neokun ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
"When I gave it to her, she freaked out because I bought a medium instead of a small"
#1 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
>Call me girlfriend a fat ****
>She freaks out for no reason
User avatar #189 to #1 - trojanmannn ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
are you a pirate?
#143 to #1 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Since when is medium fat?
#75 to #41 - whatabloodbrush (02/07/2013) [-]
that ducking **** !
User avatar #154 to #75 - bookyle (02/07/2013) [-]
what's with this duck? isn't this the same thing as advice wolf?
#35 - trollzorr (02/07/2013) [-]
MFW girl
MFW girl
#16 - xxDanvelxx (02/07/2013) [-]
Should of told that bitch it was Imported from Japan or some **** , they're mediums are equivalent to an S wherever the dude on FML is from.
User avatar #93 to #16 - meganinja (02/07/2013) [-]
>they're

normally I don't care too much about people confusing there and they're too much, because at this point it's become ingrained into some people, but using they're instead of their?

*sigh*
consider this a warning.
#39 to #16 - thelegitmetalhead (02/07/2013) [-]
*Should've
*Should've
#44 to #39 - watermellonman (02/07/2013) [-]
Should have*
User avatar #52 to #44 - thelegitmetalhead (02/07/2013) [-]
Either one works.
#116 - ThatFatMummy (02/07/2013) [-]
but...
#94 - fingercramp (02/07/2013) [-]
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#112 - chuffberry (02/07/2013) [-]
am i the only girl around here who prefers clothes that are a size too large???
User avatar #160 to #112 - ryuklovesapples (02/07/2013) [-]
OMFG I'm the same! Usually when you wash it for the first time it shrinks a little bit so it fits me perfectly.
User avatar #121 to #112 - victoryismine (02/07/2013) [-]
Nope. I prefer the room to move, otherwise I panic all day thinking that my clothes might rip. I'd rather have them too big than too small.
User avatar #113 to #112 - raiterra ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Preaching to the choir sister
User avatar #117 to #112 - hitlersoneballsack (02/07/2013) [-]
well you are the only girl around here
#124 to #112 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Well it depends. With t shirts and pants, probably not, lots of people do. But with things like dresses, if it's a size too large, you aren't going to be able to wear it without people seeing down it.
#132 to #112 - Ludo (02/07/2013) [-]
so YOU'RE the girl that wears the sizes too large for her body and leaves the rest of us trying to find clothes that fit us but only can find smalls!
User avatar #103 - kobemamba (02/07/2013) [-]
"And no one even knew
it was really only you"
#110 to #103 - anINTENSEginger (02/07/2013) [-]
"Nice work you did, you're gonna go far kid."
User avatar #125 to #110 - therealslim (02/07/2013) [-]
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
User avatar #164 to #125 - cantfindausername ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Where are your ******* quotation marks?
#61 - nippuhl (02/07/2013) [-]
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Kind of.

I always compliment this girl who is kind of interested in me, but distance gets in the way and whatever. But she just can't take a compliment.

Me : "Wow, you look gorgeous today"
Her : "Not really, but thanks."

I'm still true to my word though. And I understand some here have it much worst, kind of just is a pet peeve of mine.

User avatar #65 to #61 - thatguythatlaughs (02/07/2013) [-]
you are not alone
User avatar #76 to #61 - nillabonbon (02/07/2013) [-]
It's Sophia, isn't it :3
User avatar #79 to #76 - nippuhl (02/07/2013) [-]
Nope. She comes on FJ though.
User avatar #81 to #79 - nillabonbon (02/07/2013) [-]
Not...

Elena...

:O
User avatar #82 to #81 - nippuhl (02/07/2013) [-]
LOL no
She's not item related at all.
User avatar #83 to #82 - nillabonbon (02/07/2013) [-]
huehuehue.

hmmm..I shall have to think about this in great length.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nippuhl (02/07/2013) [-]
Nobody knows her on here really.
User avatar #86 to #84 - nillabonbon (02/07/2013) [-]
I will find her

and I will tell her

that she is also beautiful
User avatar #91 to #86 - nippuhl (02/07/2013) [-]
Have fun.
#99 to #91 - couchtime (02/07/2013) [-]
It's Sophia isn't it?
User avatar #95 to #91 - nillabonbon (02/07/2013) [-]
I shall.
User avatar #80 to #61 - ellenrimbauer (02/07/2013) [-]
I can't take a compliment either, not because I want to hear about it more, but because I honestly don't agree with what the person says. It seems rude to just not agree with the person giving the compliment, but it also feels weird to just accept something that I don't believe.
User avatar #108 to #61 - danniegurl (02/07/2013) [-]
see that annoys me. when guys --or anyone really-- compliment me, i just say thank you, even if i don't agree.
taking the compliment is just plain easier, doesn't turn the situation awkward, and is more polite.
User avatar #109 to #108 - nippuhl (02/07/2013) [-]
>girl likes me
>can't take it

***** you srs
#17 - nawaf (02/07/2013) [-]
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#9 - guitarsimmi (02/07/2013) [-]
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#10 to #9 - futtef (02/07/2013) [-]
Sir Crabbington is best crab
User avatar #199 - youcame (02/08/2013) [-]
>Compliment girlfriend
>she tells me to shut up

Literally anytime I tell her shes beautiful, or cute, or sweet, or anything like that she either tells me to shut up (jokingly) or just ways "whatever" in a sarcastic tone.
User avatar #201 to #199 - billybong (02/08/2013) [-]
stop giving her nice compliments if she doesn't care about them. (sounds like she could be a bit stuck up?)
#213 to #201 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
I used to be a bit like that because I got uncomfortable then my boyfriend told me to just say thank you and now it's compliment central.(bot ways of course) still, i hate being called cute. look up the definition
User avatar #202 to #199 - TheMonopolyGuy (02/08/2013) [-]
mines the same way man you just gotta be strategic on placement on compliments, too often and they get annoyed or if its random they wont appreciate it
User avatar #203 to #199 - ohnoesitstehasian (02/08/2013) [-]
she probably does like the compliments

it's a shame she's not thanking you
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