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He never had a chance

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Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for ages. When I gave it to her, she freaked out
because I bought a medium instead ofa small, then started crying because she thought I was calling her fat.
When she finally tried it on, she freaked out because it fit. I can' t win. FML
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Submitted: 02/07/2013
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#1 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Call me girlfriend a fat fuck
>She freaks out for no reason
#18 - WtfStrawberries ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thats what you get for dating over-emotional, shallow women. Not all girls are like that, but guys often only go for girls like that.
#22 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#43 - piobaireachd (02/07/2013) [-]
>kinda short me and kinda short bro at gift shop
>time to get tall gf a shirt
>he says he's a medium
>I'm a medium
>conclude that she's both taller and got boobs, so we get a large
>she thinks it's too big for her
>she thinks im calling her fat
>then I tell her that her boobs fill it out
>hfw I turned that into a compliment
#41 - laserkirby (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #20 - ajperry (02/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
My best friend wanted a onesie, I got her one, it was a large, she isn't fat but because of her height a small or medium wouldn't fit.

She get's it, loves it, asks the size. I stupidly say "Large".

She says "Because of height yeah?"

"Yeah"

"Thanks!"

Tarp avoided?
#116 - ThatFatMummy (02/07/2013) [-]
but...
#127 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
A.) Buy too small, the girl will think that's what size you want her to be.
B.) Buy too big, the girl will think she's fat.
C.) Buy her nothing or give her money, she will think you don't care.


There is no correct answer.
#101 - drturkleton (02/07/2013) [-]
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#114 - neokun (02/07/2013) [-]
"When I gave it to her, she freaked out because I bought a medium instead of a small"
User avatar #147 - starlightloves (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But... sizes are different at every store.... I'm a small at walmart but an XL and other stores....
#151 to #147 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [-]
Perhaps you fluctuate between petite and fatass given your geographical location.
#94 - fingercramp (02/07/2013) [-]
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#112 - chuffberry (02/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
am i the only girl around here who prefers clothes that are a size too large???
User avatar #103 - kobemamba (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"And no one even knew
it was really only you"
#35 - trollzorr (02/07/2013) [-]
MFW girl
MFW girl
#16 - xxDanvelxx (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Should of told that bitch it was Imported from Japan or some shit, they're mediums are equivalent to an S wherever the dude on FML is from.
#9 - guitarsimmi (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#63 - outoftotalrange (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**outoftotalrange rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Fucking Facebook ** bad luck Brian.
#78 - kanpai (02/07/2013) [-]
girlfriend: do these pants make me look fat?

me: no.

girlfriend: ok.

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