He never had a chance. Did you experience somewhat similar? Tell FJ about it in the comments.. Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for a FML
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

He never had a chance

Did you experience somewhat similar? Tell FJ about it in the comments.

Tags: FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for ages. When I gave it to her, she freaked out
because I bought a medium instead ofa small, then started crying because she thought I was calling her fat.
When she finally tried it on, she freaked out because it fit. I can' t win. FML
2049552? dagree, your life sucks - you deserved it (4853
SE comments (h, C) 2/ CE/ ) l 3 at I 2: - love - by FML - Canada Newfoundland) Like
...
  • Recommend tagsx

Comments(192):

[ 192 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#18 - WtfStrawberries (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thats what you get for dating over-emotional, shallow women. Not all girls are like that, but guys often only go for girls like that.
#22 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This image has expired
#43 - piobaireachd (02/07/2013) [-]
>kinda short me and kinda short bro at gift shop
>time to get tall gf a shirt
>he says he's a medium
>I'm a medium
>conclude that she's both taller and got boobs, so we get a large
>she thinks it's too big for her
>she thinks im calling her fat
>then I tell her that her boobs fill it out
>hfw I turned that into a compliment
#41 - laserkirby (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #20 - ajperry (02/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
My best friend wanted a onesie, I got her one, it was a large, she isn't fat but because of her height a small or medium wouldn't fit.

She get's it, loves it, asks the size. I stupidly say "Large".

She says "Because of height yeah?"

"Yeah"

"Thanks!"

Tarp avoided?
#116 - ThatFatMummy (02/07/2013) [-]
but...
#101 - drturkleton (02/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#114 - neokun (02/07/2013) [-]
"When I gave it to her, she freaked out because I bought a medium instead of a small"
#94 - fingercramp (02/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#112 - chuffberry (02/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
am i the only girl around here who prefers clothes that are a size too large???
#1 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Call me girlfriend a fat ****
>She freaks out for no reason
User avatar #103 - kobemamba (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"And no one even knew
it was really only you"
#35 - trollzorr (02/07/2013) [-]
MFW girl
MFW girl
#16 - xxDanvelxx (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Should of told that bitch it was Imported from Japan or some **** , they're mediums are equivalent to an S wherever the dude on FML is from.
#9 - guitarsimmi (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
#63 - outoftotalrange (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**outoftotalrange rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Fucking Facebook ** bad luck Brian.
#78 - kanpai (02/07/2013) [-]
girlfriend: do these pants make me look fat?

me: no.

girlfriend: ok.

#136 - greenthegunstar (02/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
You should've said, "Thanks for not appreciating the ONE thing that you've been wanting forever."
User avatar #146 to #145 - ihatem (02/07/2013) [-]
Someone that crazy would probably Women will pull out razor blades from her pockets right then and there.

#64 - Ludo (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**Ludo rolled a random image posted in comment #315 at fix'd ** Every time I ask my husband what he thinks, he just says "bear trap" and doesn't answer. So I guess he wins.
#67 to #64 - futtef (02/07/2013) [-]
no, he just prevents himself from losing. He cannot win. Ever.
[ 192 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)