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#6 - thetellerofstories
Reply +9
(02/07/2013) [-]
how do you make a pan galactic gargle blaster?
#7 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(02/07/2013) [-]
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
#8 to #7 - thetellerofstories
Reply +64
(02/07/2013) [-]
can you believe the only thing i dont have is an olive.
#109 to #8 - smudgycarrot
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(02/07/2013) [-]
#42 to #7 - hemming
Reply 0
(02/07/2013) [-]
I read that in some sort of old space pirate accent...
#98 - bossincgd
Reply +23
(02/07/2013) [-]
Yup real helpful...
#104 to #98 - anon
Reply 0
(02/07/2013) [-]
3/4's tonic 1/4 gin?
#135 to #98 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2013) [-]
Do you seriously think that G&T has more gin than tonic?
You have to be 12.
#140 to #135 - bossincgd
Reply 0
(02/08/2013) [-]
Going Anon instead of facing me like a man, you have to be like 10
Going Anon instead of facing me like a man, you have to be like 10
#77 - chuffberry
Reply +14
(02/07/2013) [-]
.... who thinks that a bloody mary is ******* disgusting?
#82 to #77 - vexaton
Reply 0
(02/07/2013) [-]
Nah man, I hate them too
#100 to #77 - thetruepervysage
Reply 0
(02/07/2013) [-]
They are nasty but they are a great way to help deal with a hangover.
#111 to #77 - thederpestest
Reply 0
(02/07/2013) [-]
It's ******* tomatoes n' ****... That **** is not for me.
#25 - rbpwn
Reply +12
(02/07/2013) [-]
White Russian, huh?
#54 to #25 - maternation ONLINE
Reply +1
(02/07/2013) [-]
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#86 to #54 - awesomeduderino
Reply +1
(02/07/2013) [-]
#27 - opieman
Reply +8
(02/07/2013) [-]
My favorite drink:
1) pour tequila in glass
2) drink
3) repeat steps 1 and 2 until you do something regrettable.
Most commonly known as "friday night in Mexico"
#22 - chrisfox
Reply +8
(02/07/2013) [-]
I'd rather drink a Black Russian than a White Russian (No racism intended, they're both actual cocktails. White Russian is great, Black just feels better in my mouth...)




...That sounds totally wrong...
#24 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(02/07/2013) [-]
Really bad joku you ******** go get some thumbs somewhere else fagort
#29 to #24 - opieman
Reply +4
(02/07/2013) [-]
Shut up anon, no one loves you
#165 to #22 - gayboard
Reply 0
(02/08/2013) [-]
I have something you could put in your mouth.
#76 - santathumbs
Reply +5
(02/07/2013) [-]
Alien Brain Hemorrhage, anyone?
#114 to #76 - thatmexican
Reply 0
(02/08/2013) [-]
it's not a cocktail it's a shooter!

sorry i yelled
#20 - NhuckCorris
Reply +5
(02/07/2013) [-]
MFW I drank triple sec, thinking it would be pleasant on its own.
#147 - mooghens
Reply +4
(02/08/2013) [-]
Rum & Cola
Contains:
Rum
Cola

who would ever have guessed
#127 - ninjabadger
Reply +2
(02/08/2013) [-]
I like this...
I like this...
#129 to #127 - irunthis
Reply +4
(02/08/2013) [-]
i was really sitting here waiting for the glass to fill up