American Beer. . American Beer is like having sex on a canoe les close to water. Drinks American beer made for poor people and college students...thinks all American beer is ?


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User avatar #37 - imthepunkkid (02/07/2013) [-]
Beer in General Taste ******* terrible
User avatar #41 to #37 - kakkakrabbypatty (02/07/2013) [-]
You've never had Dos Equis.
User avatar #45 to #41 - imthepunkkid (02/07/2013) [-]
Mexican Piss is still Piss
User avatar #42 to #41 - comeatmebrother (02/07/2013) [-]
thats ******* mexican squirrel piss
#55 to #37 - arandomanon (02/07/2013) [-]
You probably have just tryed those crappy beer you get on bars. I recommend you to go to a especialized pub and try Belgian, German, Austrian and Czech beers. They are way better.
User avatar #63 to #55 - rheago (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm from Belgium and i don't like the taste of beer either
#66 to #63 - arandomanon (02/07/2013) [-]
Of course, not everybody likes beers. But you can't deny me that Belgian beers are pretty much better than regular beers. I just said because I didn't like beers either but I tryed some Belgian beers and I loved them.
#159 to #63 - insanefreak (02/08/2013) [-]
So I'm not the only one in this country who doesn't like beer!
(I don't have anything against alcohol. I just dislike the taste)
User avatar #56 to #55 - imthepunkkid (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm a Rum kind of person
User avatar #57 to #56 - arandomanon (02/07/2013) [-]
I like rum too, but only good ones. Havana Club and Santa Teresa are my favourites (up to 7 years). I prefer brandy and whiskey though.
#97 to #37 - hoorayforshane (02/08/2013) [-]
General Taste
User avatar #165 to #97 - imthepunkkid (02/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, Beer in General, Taste ******* terrible
User avatar #166 to #165 - hoorayforshane (02/09/2013) [-]
*Beer, in general, tates ******* terrible delicious.
User avatar #167 to #166 - hoorayforshane (02/09/2013) [-]
tastes... **** .
#139 - doublefatjack (02/08/2013) [-]
who cares where it's from, shut up and put it in your mouth!
User avatar #149 to #139 - howdydoodle (02/08/2013) [-]
Sounds like a pep talk from a pimp to all his hoes.
#17 - wahiti (02/07/2013) [-]
Drinks 			******		 American beer made for poor people and college students...thinks all American beer is 			******		?
Drinks ****** American beer made for poor people and college students...thinks all American beer is ****** ?
#25 - felixjarl (02/07/2013) [-]
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#95 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
User avatar #148 to #95 - boredatschoolguy (02/08/2013) [-]
So drinking is a weakness? Most people drink because it makes theme feel good and it tastes good. So because you drink you got problems and need to man the **** up? It sounds like you are the one with problems really.
#153 to #148 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
So if I put flavoring in poison, you'd drink it? You'd drink flavored poison? Cool.
#102 to #95 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
No, what IS pathetic is people sitting at home alone wondering why they're not at those exact parties.
User avatar #106 to #102 - TheRetardedEskimo (02/08/2013) [-]
No really. Alcohol is absolutely terrible for you.
User avatar #114 to #106 - hbombintown (02/08/2013) [-]
Alcohol is awesome!
User avatar #116 to #114 - TheRetardedEskimo (02/08/2013) [-]
It's awesome because it's the effect the poison has on your body xD.
User avatar #127 to #106 - andrz (02/08/2013) [-]
so is absolutely everything.
User avatar #123 to #95 - billysmall (02/08/2013) [-]
I don't think there is anything wrong with kicking back and enjoying a beer once in a while. I've had a party once with just my close friends, and everything was fine and great until two of my friends tried to out drink each other and got sloppy as hell. Its fine to drink, but people who can't enjoy themselves without getting drunk piss me off.
User avatar #20 - pikatchu (02/07/2013) [-]
Drink german beer
#28 to #20 - insanefreak (02/07/2013) [-]
Or Belgian beer.
We have a lot of breweries as well..
Jupiler, Bockor, D'Artois, Hoegaarden...
Those are only breweries. Each brewery has multiple kinds of beer.
Then you also have the beers brewed in abbeys. Such as Westvleteren.
User avatar #157 to #28 - pikatchu (02/08/2013) [-]
Im not sure if it was in Belgian but do you have there ehm Raspberrybeer?
#158 to #157 - insanefreak (02/08/2013) [-]
We have Kriek, which is berry-flavoured. That's made from cherries though. I do know there are hundreds of kinds of beer in Belgium, so it's quite possible there is.

Hell, we even got beer-sodas now.. (sodas with alcohol)
Or soda-beers (beers without alcohol)
User avatar #4 - fitchy (02/07/2013) [-]
ACTUALLY, the alcohol content per liter is roughly the same, the only reason it is referred to as different is because there are separate means for measuring the content. In europe it is parts per liter, while America uses parts per ounce. So...ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - sledmondson ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
no american beer tastes ****** and watered down, that's why
User avatar #10 to #7 - psykobear (02/07/2013) [-]
That was a nice, logical response. I like how you took time to think about what to post and didn't resort to opinions.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sledmondson ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
i was stating that the alcohol content isn't in question it's the watery taste.
User avatar #18 to #7 - fitchy (02/07/2013) [-]
not all of it, you might have been unfortunate to taste pabst or keystone or something similair to that crap
User avatar #48 to #18 - sledmondson ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
i will happily retract my statement after tasting good beers, so i vote a mass beer tasting on the weekend =]
#14 to #4 - pajsor (02/07/2013) [-]
In Russia beer that contains 6% alcohol has 7% of alcohol.
User avatar #39 to #14 - CactusFantastico (02/07/2013) [-]
and beer that contains 7% alcohol has 140% of alcohol.
#2 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #141 - ofmiceandmen (02/08/2013) [-]
Keystone Light tastes pretty close to water. Sam Adams tastes like a good beer.

Keystone Light =/= Sam Adams.

That's just one example. I could spout off many more.
#146 to #141 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Sam Adams is ******* great.
#115 - whatugawkinat (02/08/2013) [-]
Drink what you want and shut the **** up.
#1 - seawrath (02/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #155 - tenthdivine (02/08/2013) [-]
I'm not sure where it's from, but Yuenglings is the best beer I've ever tasted!
User avatar #161 to #155 - wtfbrain (02/08/2013) [-]
USA. Pennsylvania is home to one of its breweries, it's about 30 minutes from my house.
#26 - konradkurze (02/07/2013) [-]
american alcohol........
weak as piss
#75 - feraltoast (02/07/2013) [-]
Good job stealing Monty Python's joke from god-knows how long ago. Really, congrats.

Pic related it's MP telling the joke
#73 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
I love all the 16 year olds talking about beer when the dont even know what good beer is.

inb4 butthurt
#8 - mrhazzy (02/07/2013) [-]

That's ******* hilarious...
#154 - skrynox (02/08/2013) [-]
>Complains about something   
>Reposts something to do it   
Drink whatever the 			****		 you want, we don't really care.
>Complains about something
>Reposts something to do it

Drink whatever the **** you want, we don't really care.
User avatar #107 - Seventeen (02/08/2013) [-]
#111 to #107 - miwauturu (02/08/2013) [-]
Is an Irish beer
#117 to #111 - Seventeen (02/08/2013) [-]
*places sticker on miwauturu's shirt*
#119 to #117 - miwauturu (02/08/2013) [-]
I'm trying to figure out if you're just a dumbass and think I'm wrong, or you're trying to be witty.

This is a post about American beer, you posted nothing but the name of a beer which is certainly not American, so i assumed you were naught but a dumb Amerifag.
User avatar #122 to #119 - andrz (02/08/2013) [-]
haha i can't believe everyone here thinks guinness is american. oh you self centered americans.
User avatar #131 to #122 - Seventeen (02/08/2013) [-]
i'm english/irish.
User avatar #135 to #131 - andrz (02/08/2013) [-]
i was reffering to the negative thumbs when this guy simply stated that guinness is irish.
User avatar #120 to #119 - Seventeen (02/08/2013) [-]
i apologise. this post had descended into people saying whether they liked beer or didn't or what that liked or didn't; i thought i could share my favourite alcoholic beverage to see how many guinness drinkers are about. i didn't realise that you were going to be such a cunt about it or i would have just pressed my right arrow key without saying a word. however since i'm here i may as well confirm that the retard in the picture i posted was supposed to symbolise you, that's why i called you out by name.
User avatar #124 to #120 - andrz (02/08/2013) [-]
Actually... the post is about the american beers that are good... which guinness isn't, cause it's not american.
User avatar #128 to #124 - Seventeen (02/08/2013) [-]
the post is about american beer being like water. how is that a post about good american beer?
User avatar #133 to #128 - andrz (02/08/2013) [-]
I quote: " this post had descended into people saying whether they liked beer or didn't or what that liked or didn't" Which it didnt, it descended into people saying whether they liked the american beer or what american beers they liked.
#13 - neroooooooooo (02/07/2013) [-]
American Beer is like having sex with a homeless person

It's ******* close to the sewerliquid.
#38 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
actually american beer holds the worlds strongest content of alcahol. just so yall know.
#54 to #38 - arandomanon (02/07/2013) [-]
No. Belgian beers are the strongest ones (from 8º to 12º). Americans are 5-6. Plus, the strongest beer is French (13º).
#104 to #38 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
What are you talking about in general, or the actual record for strongest beer ever made.
Because the Irish have a 41% and a 32%. But I still think that the Germans have the strongest beer in general, (or maybe the Belgians).
#52 to #38 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Still doesn't hide the fact that it tastes like watered down beer.
User avatar #60 to #38 - dalemc (02/07/2013) [-]
It's Safe to say America doesn't hold the world's best spelling with that statement. And you just made that up because it's fault. Damn you Americans, can't you accept you're the best at everything? inb4 hate
User avatar #62 to #60 - dalemc (02/07/2013) [-]
you're not the best*
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