Shrek. Found this on /b/. File: (lft KB, 205x246, ) Slitting in school cafeteria hem my class orders a sallad, without onions him that he shouldnt shrek himself
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Shrek

Found this on /b/

File: (lft KB, 205x246, )
Slitting in school cafeteria
hem my class orders a sallad, without onions
him that he shouldnt shrek himself
Potarts laughing at me
the guys hem my class starts beating me up
nobody helps me
kl gs home and prawn all mighty shrek
a faint winder
Than' t Worry child, it will be agre soon"
we to school next day
the guys who were beating me isn' t there
me that there has been a murder
There bodies were found covered in blood with a text rested in an there bodies
they should have checked themself before they shreked themself"
hear a faint winder again
It' s agre new”
start screaming "Shrek is love, shrek is life"
Eeveryone in class starts chanting shreks name
a good day
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#2 - voltjr (02/06/2013) [-]
Everyone loves shrek!
User avatar #5 - Nightelfbane (02/07/2013) [+] (13 replies)
shrekis cancer
User avatar #12 to #5 - jettaelas (02/07/2013) [-]
You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
User avatar #9 - slenderwolf (02/07/2013) [-]
WTF no rape scene?
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#11 - tredbear has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#16 to #11 - teranin ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
#3 - teranin ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
This shrek is one I hadn't seen b4. TO THE FRONTPAGE
#24 - rel (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hey Farquaads
My name is Shrek, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, weak Farquaads who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass princesses on a mirror. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any onions? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to onions in the patch.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much an ogre. I was captain of the dwarf-tossing team, and starter on my ogre squad. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn fairy-tale creatures”? I also get straight Donkeys, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all Farquaads who should just shrek yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#17 - jesuscf (02/07/2013) [-]
It's all ogre now...
#6 - Shmooglavoue (02/07/2013) [-]
So......who would win in a fight?


Shrek or Inglip?
User avatar #4 - Turtleboner (02/06/2013) [-]
Go here, and your dreams won't be ogre anytime soon.
http://www.shrekchan.org/shr/res/9348.html
User avatar #1 - walteromsd (02/06/2013) [-]
Wtf? did i read?
dont shreak around with me
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