No Lollygagging. . Alright time for beta thread ml ape me IT aksing to bone awe undress, put my keys and phone the nightstand aawesome foreplay alike honestly,

No Lollygagging

Alright time for beta thread ml
ape me IT
aksing to bone
awe undress, put my keys and phone the nightstand
aawesome foreplay
alike honestly, 8/ 10
Hands. put in
aalright lets do this ****
appt my weener in
athirst snse
athirst twice
athirst fer a third time
ahead phone vibrate
alsso war
amend sent a text with a picture of nazeem hm skyrim
a" Wu get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying. Of sourse Wu dent"
******** hate that guy
astard to lose wood
b/ has prepared me forthis ****
aksing to pretend i came already
Tryto make orgasm sounds
assend like a walrus
awe stop
ashe looks at me, sen Felike "wtfits that walrus sound"
appt limp dick sut
H uh have to gs
**** , put clothes, leave
a the way out, accidentally fart really loudly
arun sut of house, get in car, breakup with text that night
ihavent ever spoken to her again
aqsd ******* dammit nazeem
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#1 - nyj (02/06/2013) [-]
#9 - riddari (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #9 - XxElJuegoxX (02/06/2013) [-]
Did you just make this gif as well? Or did you have it this whole time?
User avatar #56 to #11 - riddari (02/16/2013) [-]
I had it on my hdd for a while now. I'm pretty glad I got the chance to use it. Too bad we got the same idea at roughly the same time.
User avatar #17 to #9 - mvainer (02/07/2013) [-]
oh no it seems as though i've tripped. it would be a shame if someone were to strip me and ravage the area
#25 - tommycallahan (02/07/2013) [-]
> ****************** .jpg
> ****************** .jpg
> ****** gloveing this.jpg
#27 to #6 - PIPExDAD (02/07/2013) [-]
I!! HATE!! that guy always kill him.
I!! HATE!! that guy always kill him.
#20 - auesis ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Every playthrough of my game ends up the same for Nazeem.
#34 - eduwaldo (02/07/2013) [-]
this isntantly came to mind.   
skyrim poop #5? no?    
enjoy :>
this isntantly came to mind.

skyrim poop #5? no?

enjoy :>
User avatar #35 to #34 - eduwaldo (02/07/2013) [-]
#2 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
this story is so virgin male will look at his phone during coitus
#57 to #55 - fcrocker (02/20/2013) [-]
Good ******* grief that's relevant !
#8 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Jarl Balgruff here   
All you 			***********		 are ballin'
Jarl Balgruff here

All you *********** are ballin'
#28 to #8 - PIPExDAD (02/07/2013) [-]
#37 - maaarknuuuut (02/07/2013) [-]
at least he practiced
at least he practiced
#39 - sphinxe (02/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - oottovann (02/07/2013) [-]

That has got to be the most beta thing I have ever read.

I mean, I've read some beta **** ... I've LIVED some beta **** ...


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#48 to #42 - eduwaldo (02/07/2013) [-]
......... ^ this thing...   
my god...
......... ^ this thing...

my god...
#46 to #42 - senhortobias (02/07/2013) [-]
funny reading,still fake
User avatar #30 - blisseytheevil (02/07/2013) [-]
you made me not only blow air out my nostrils but in fact literally "laugh out loud". well done.
#32 to #30 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
blow air out of your nostrils? like as in breathing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - blisseytheevil (02/07/2013) [-]
Ya he made me breath, that's not easy to do
User avatar #54 - heimskr (02/08/2013) [-]
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [note 1]
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
#53 - oborawatabinost (02/07/2013) [-]
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#12 - felixjarl (02/06/2013) [-]
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What does walruses have to do with that annoying skyrim character?
#13 to #12 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
Re-read it.
User avatar #15 to #13 - felixjarl (02/06/2013) [-]
Thanks anon!
#10 - XxElJuegoxX (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - severepwner ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
You literally broke up with the girl for that? I am doubting the legitimacy of this story.
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