Halo. . did you know? After being dumped by his girlfriend, man sold the engagement ring and bought full suit of Halo Armor.. Halo's a good guy and doesn't afraid of anything
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#42 - xodios (02/06/2013) [-]
Only thing halo related that I have.
Only thing halo related that I have.
#263 to #262 - deezknuts (02/07/2013) [-]
you guys wanna buy some heroin?
#98 to #42 - hillko (02/06/2013) [-]
>teagbags
User avatar #59 to #42 - lolollo (02/06/2013) [-]
I remember going 39 for 0 on k/d one match on exile just using the gauss hog. The other team managed to blow us up, but only after we'd already won the match. All I could do was laugh my ass off as 3 guys from the other team started tea bagging the warthog wreckage as the perfection commendation flashed on my screen.

Best **** ever.
User avatar #61 to #59 - gokuismyhero (02/06/2013) [-]
vehicles are for douchebags
User avatar #62 to #61 - lolollo (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my tendency to kick ass when driven around in a weaponized hum-v.
User avatar #63 to #62 - gokuismyhero (02/06/2013) [-]
i will say the warthogs arent as annoying as banshees and ****
User avatar #64 to #63 - gokuismyhero (02/06/2013) [-]
and gauss one are the coolest
User avatar #66 to #64 - lolollo (02/06/2013) [-]
Oh,the gauss is the best, but you still need a decent driver. In the match I talked about before, the guy who drove me around was actually pretty good. Any time too many people would be shooting at us, he'd actually go and hide the damn thing until our shields were back up. Then he'd peak out where I can aim at people.

Other people will see the scorpion and be like "IMA BEELINE FO DAT TANK VVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO*explode*" and I'm just sitting there like "DUDE WHAT THE ACTUAL **** GO THE OTHER WAY!"
User avatar #60 to #42 - gokuismyhero (02/06/2013) [-]
so why dont you quit your bitchin, my trigger fingers itchin
#47 - Cleavland Steamer (02/06/2013) [-]






I have the weirdest boner
#88 to #47 - dolphinjew (02/06/2013) [-]
No, I have the weirdest boner
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#141 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
After being dumped by his fiancee (literally left him at the alter), my dad sold her ring and used the money for an epic roadtrip... where he wound up meeting my mom. They're still happily together after 30 years.
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#155 to #143 - gibmonkey (02/06/2013) [-]
Thank god for cliffnotes.
#38 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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Fixed it!
User avatar #96 to #38 - ISRjustgun (02/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much for this. I get sick of it when people call it halo armor.
#105 to #96 - tjocksnorris (02/06/2013) [-]
You must live a though life
User avatar #243 to #96 - mlpokeyuan (02/07/2013) [-]
Why? It's armor only found in the Halo series. How do pronounce Mjolnir?
#40 to #38 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
and*
#154 - ironhidethegreat (02/06/2013) [-]
Am i the only one that reads that newspaper as "more blue balls then intercourse,survey says"?
Am i the only one that reads that newspaper as "more blue balls then intercourse,survey says"?
#170 - Yojimbo (02/06/2013) [-]
MFW he will now be engaging the Covenant...IN COMBAT.
#7 - nazidinosaur (02/06/2013) [-]
Halo's a good guy and doesn't afraid of anything
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User avatar #9 to #8 - thenameschuck (02/06/2013) [-]
Halo's a cool guy, eh kills stuff and doesn't afraid of anything
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User avatar #11 to #10 - thenameschuck (02/06/2013) [-]
are you dumb? its a ******* meme Halo blast thing then an makes boom
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User avatar #13 to #12 - thenameschuck (02/06/2013) [-]
******* look up "Halo's a cool guy, eh he kills stuff an d doesn't afraid of anything'
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User avatar #37 to #14 - Lilstow ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
you are a ******* idiot.
User avatar #16 to #14 - mikeW (02/06/2013) [-]
Look up Arby n the Chief.
User avatar #15 to #8 - anotherponyaccount (02/06/2013) [-]
here's a hint

THAT"S A MEME! (or popular thing)
User avatar #18 to #15 - josephkirk (02/06/2013) [-]
iv always wondered, is "MEME" pronounced "meme" or "meme" it always confuses me
User avatar #19 to #18 - bendeman ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
pretty sure it's pronounced "meme"
#20 to #19 - josephkirk (02/06/2013) [-]
strange iv been saying it wrong all this time, thanks
strange iv been saying it wrong all this time, thanks
User avatar #34 to #19 - churrundo (02/06/2013) [-]
not sure if you are trolling, but it's pronounced "meem". Richard Dawkins created the word as a mix of "memory" and "gene", because of the way memes mutate and evolve over time. so it's supposed to rhyme with gene.
User avatar #33 to #18 - insaneguy (02/06/2013) [-]
"meem"
there ya go
#53 to #8 - andnowducks (02/06/2013) [-]
**** you Halow is the green guy that gows arond wif cortona
#54 to #7 - SILENCEnight (02/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #414488 at Friendly ** But then who was phone?
#198 to #7 - harbingerwolf (02/06/2013) [-]
117 green thumbs, John is pleased.
User avatar #65 to #7 - imnotkickthecat (02/06/2013) [-]
Don't want to pop your bubble, but its "halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills things and doesnt afraid of anything."
#97 to #65 - stokkeprygl (02/06/2013) [-]
Almost, but according to knowyourmeme.com, this is the origin
#71 to #65 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
"things"? Wasn't it monsters or aliens or something?
#72 to #71 - imnotkickthecat (02/06/2013) [-]
damn it.

It was aliens.
#248 - oborawatabinost (02/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #250 to #248 - princeofbrokensoul (02/07/2013) [-]
ah **** this guy
#251 to #250 - oborawatabinost (02/07/2013) [-]
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Only other Halo one I got...
User avatar #255 to #251 - elementjif (02/07/2013) [-]
where are these from?
#204 - harbingerwolf (02/06/2013) [-]
What would the Chief buy if he broke up with Cortana?
#244 to #204 - creepyunclebob (02/07/2013) [-]
a new Cortana.
User avatar #101 - philliyoMLB (02/06/2013) [-]
HEY, THAT GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE HALO.
#27 - spartanonefivesix (02/06/2013) [-]
well played
well played
#2 - improbablyyourdad (02/06/2013) [-]
"Halo armor"
I would have done the same thing but what the **** man, "Halo armor"?
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#56 to #2 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
thumb for jack because I have an irrational love for that woman.
#36 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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It is a Mjolnir Armour!

Even if you don't know the name just call it the spartan Armour.
User avatar #241 to #36 - grahamernazi (02/07/2013) [-]
Actually, it's neither of them. The second the suit that guy bought has a shield and all the other specifics the game's model has, you can call it the "Mjolnir suit."
#48 to #36 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
The website this is from is open to the public and very popular. In the event that someone does not recognize Mjolnir Mark VI, they will certainly not know it is from Halo, and likely miss a great deal of the joke.
#50 to #36 - xwarheadx (02/06/2013) [-]
Never played Halo so...why is the 'spartan' armor named after Thor's hammer?
#51 to #50 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
Because the military has a fetish for codewords.
(Also, in the books, I believe it was explained that the armor was not intended for Spartans, but with how powerful it was, they were the only ones who could use it without shattering every bone in their body.)
User avatar #68 to #51 - plazmaflare (02/06/2013) [-]
In one of the books they put it on a regular marine who killed himself because he was told to raise his hand, smacked his hand into his head causing him to reflex in pain and resumed to break every single bone in his body, pull every muscle and dislocate every joint from recoiling in pain.
#32 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
Now he'll get all the Cortana
#46 - Cleavland Steamer (02/06/2013) [-]
Should've killed her and teabagged her corpse
Should've killed her and teabagged her corpse
#43 - itchyhuman (02/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#151 - xtremehivoltage (02/06/2013) [-]
Halo on frontpage :D
User avatar #74 - samuraicrack (02/06/2013) [-]
ITT: Halo fags getting mad because OP called it halo Armor
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