Mistakes were made. . Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won' t stop cal FML
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Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their
mistakes." Now he won' t stop calling me Experience. FML
20494543 I agree, your life sucks (4097) - you deserved it (310)
35 comments On 02/ 05/ 2013 at 3: - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#4 - Cleavland Steamer
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User avatar #1 - shadowm
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And that's why gamers are superior, we know experience only comes from victory
#3 to #1 - anon id: 153a8741
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Sometimes you can get experience even form running away,,,
#48 to #1 - arsenalthegunners
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but if fighting results in victory then you MUST FIGHT
#13 to #1 - asmodeu
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I am the most experienced.
#12 - aaadddmmmiiinnn
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the same day i had lunch with a friend i haven't seen since 3rd grade
#35 to #12 - atma
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But did you get the fortune cookie during said lunch? If so, it's a pretty neat coincidence, but... not really a good fortune.
#47 to #12 - hillbillypowpow
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Tuesday I got one that said "hard words break no bones, soft words butter no turnips."   
That's a ****** fortune
Tuesday I got one that said "hard words break no bones, soft words butter no turnips."
That's a ****** fortune
#29 to #12 - fortes
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Looks like Reggie
#9 - skiskate
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#24 - eunneland
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relevant ?
User avatar #38 to #24 - mrkickasscomedy
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i read cookie as cocaine
#7 - waffies
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"on 02/05/2013 at 2:19pm - misc - by Experience "   
   
FML my ass, you're having fun!
"on 02/05/2013 at 2:19pm - misc - by Experience "

FML my ass, you're having fun!
#32 - zetsumeitaka
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>Be me
>22nd Birthday
>Go to Asian restaurant for birthday dinner
>End of dinner, get fortune cookies
>Open my fortune cookie
>nothing. No paper, no fortune, completely empty, nothing but cookie.
>MFW
User avatar #37 to #32 - mrkickasscomedy
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im so sorry that happened to you
User avatar #40 to #32 - gmarrox
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That's actually considered very good luck.
#41 to #40 - zetsumeitaka
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Really? Hm, Well then I'm still waiting for that good luck then.
Really? Hm, Well then I'm still waiting for that good luck then.
User avatar #21 - abcz
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i had a fortune cookie that said you made a mistake, think about what you have done... still haunts me to this day
User avatar #28 to #21 - ponyfcker
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I had one that said "Really good things are soon to come", Then I got a friend. ):
User avatar #36 to #21 - augustusxxiv
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I had a fortune cookie that read "Oh look! A secret message from your teeth!"

To this day I know not what it means...
#25 to #21 - scarytown
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I had a fortune cookie that said "When the time comes, take the one on the left."

Still hear **** about it from my uber-religious aunt who thinks that it means I'll take the devil's side or some ****. She texted me about twenty times on 12-21-12. Bible passages, all of them.
#15 - iamtheblackgoat
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**iamtheblackgoat rolled a random image posted in comment #262049 at Friendly ** My biggest mistake