Mistakes were made. . Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won' t stop cal FML
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Mistakes were made

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Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their
mistakes." Now he won' t stop calling me Experience. FML
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35 comments On 02/ 05/ 2013 at 3: - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)
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#12 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (02/06/2013) [-]
the same day i had lunch with a friend i haven't seen since 3rd grade
#35 to #12 - atma ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
But did you get the fortune cookie during said lunch? If so, it's a pretty neat coincidence, but... not really a good fortune.
#47 to #12 - hillbillypowpow (02/07/2013) [-]
Tuesday I got one that said "hard words break no bones, soft words butter no turnips."   
That's a 			******		 fortune
Tuesday I got one that said "hard words break no bones, soft words butter no turnips."
That's a ****** fortune
#29 to #12 - fortes (02/06/2013) [-]
Looks like Reggie
#24 - eunneland (02/06/2013) [-]
relevant ?
User avatar #38 to #24 - mrkickasscomedy (02/07/2013) [-]
i read cookie as cocaine
User avatar #1 - shadowm (02/06/2013) [-]
And that's why gamers are superior, we know experience only comes from victory
#48 to #1 - arsenalthegunners ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
but if fighting results in victory then you MUST FIGHT
#3 to #1 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
Sometimes you can get experience even form running away,,,
#13 to #1 - asmodeu (02/06/2013) [-]
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I am the most experienced.
#7 - waffies (02/06/2013) [-]
"on 02/05/2013 at 2:19pm - misc - by Experience "   
   
FML my ass, you're having fun!
"on 02/05/2013 at 2:19pm - misc - by Experience "

FML my ass, you're having fun!
#32 - zetsumeitaka (02/06/2013) [-]
>Be me
>22nd Birthday
>Go to Asian restaurant for birthday dinner
>End of dinner, get fortune cookies
>Open my fortune cookie
>nothing. No paper, no fortune, completely empty, nothing but cookie.
>MFW
User avatar #37 to #32 - mrkickasscomedy (02/06/2013) [-]
im so sorry that happened to you
User avatar #40 to #32 - gmarrox ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
That's actually considered very good luck.
#41 to #40 - zetsumeitaka (02/07/2013) [-]
Really? Hm, Well then I'm still waiting for that good luck then.
Really? Hm, Well then I'm still waiting for that good luck then.
#26 - xxxfaiaokamixxx (02/06/2013) [-]
Oh god haha. My friend got a fortune cookie and inside, the paper said "Very bad things well happen to you soon." And now he has a kid :l Haha Guess it came true.
#23 - ghostrollerelite (02/06/2013) [-]
**ghostrollerelite rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Darius High Fives Teemo ** My biggest mistake
#15 - iamtheblackgoat (02/06/2013) [-]
**iamtheblackgoat rolled a random image posted in comment #262049 at Friendly ** My biggest mistake
#49 - dengekisushi (02/07/2013) [-]
My friend got a fortune last week that said "You are a happy man"

My friend is a girl.
#34 - origommi (02/06/2013) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #406414 at Friendly ** < what i call her
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #406414 at Friendly ** < what i call her
#39 to #34 - gimmequads **User deleted account** (02/07/2013) [-]
**gimmequads rolled a random image posted in comment #2865177 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **

Sonic riding Shadow? o-o
User avatar #10 - suikerpapa (02/06/2013) [-]
I got a fortune cookie once that said:"you look bootilicious today"

Got no pics, but I'm srs
#46 - amuter (02/07/2013) [-]
**amuter rolled a random image posted in comment #2688475 at FJ RPG **
my biggest mistake
#33 - JFINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - RIPphyscovideos (02/06/2013) [-]
Fortune cookie? More like motivational cookie
User avatar #30 - quinos (02/06/2013) [-]
Experiences* were made.
User avatar #21 - abcz (02/06/2013) [-]
i had a fortune cookie that said you made a mistake, think about what you have done... still haunts me to this day
User avatar #28 to #21 - ponyfcker (02/06/2013) [-]
I had one that said "Really good things are soon to come", Then I got a friend. ):
User avatar #36 to #21 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I had a fortune cookie that read "Oh look! A secret message from your teeth!"

To this day I know not what it means...
#25 to #21 - scarytown (02/06/2013) [-]
I had a fortune cookie that said "When the time comes, take the one on the left."

Still hear **** about it from my uber-religious aunt who thinks that it means I'll take the devil's side or some **** . She texted me about twenty times on 12-21-12. Bible passages, all of them.
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