Glitter Pubes. If you liked the song Glitter Puke, here's an idea for a follow up!.. Easy counter, just say you put it on to see who was gay. Obviously the first one to look was checkin his dick out. Ergo, brand him a faggot.
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User avatar #5 - Imbtrtenu (02/05/2013) [-]
Easy counter, just say you put it on to see who was gay. Obviously the first one to look was checkin his dick out. Ergo, brand him a faggot.
#6 to #5 - gimmeyobabies (02/05/2013) [-]
Then he beats your scrawny freshman ass and rapes you to death. Nice one, Matt.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Imbtrtenu (02/05/2013) [-]
At least people will know he's gay then.
User avatar #31 to #5 - tias (02/06/2013) [-]
It would suck being the guy who bedazzled his crotch on the very first day in order to find out who was gay, though.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Imbtrtenu (02/06/2013) [-]
I mean you would have to be able to play it off. The right person would have to do it.
#65 to #5 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, because the gay guy is so much more worthy of ridicule than the guy who bedazzles his pubes.
User avatar #17 - nyrintriball (02/06/2013) [-]
That's when you turn the lights low, aim some lasers at your dick, and start spinning it around, and then be called "Disco balls"
User avatar #61 to #17 - raquelian (02/06/2013) [-]
I laughed hard at Tosh.0, I laughed harder a the content, and I just pissed my pant with pure LOL at this comment, now I need to change my pants
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#78 - DCat (02/06/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be ashamed of being called Glitter-Dick. Then, at least I would have been known in High School...
#92 to #78 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
i was known as the kid who stabbed a kindergartner (when i actually was the kid who threatened and 8th grader with a knife when i was in 9th grade, faggot was snitching). anyway, be careful what you wish for
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#95 to #92 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]
i was known as the weird girl who got everyone's friends expelled.
#88 to #78 - mulehouse (02/06/2013) [-]
That, is sad.
That, is sad.
User avatar #132 to #88 - sixsicsix (02/06/2013) [-]
this ******* gif, every damn time
#124 to #78 - usmcoorah (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm not too familiar with that feel sir, but...I mean...heres some bacon. Be happy.


EAT THE BACON YOU WHORE.
User avatar #130 to #78 - dragonock ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm known as that pale hacker because I got the principle's email password and mailed some kids that school was cancelled the next day.
#99 - omegadynasty (02/06/2013) [-]
Edward Cullen the early years.
User avatar #141 to #99 - holycrapimacupcake (02/06/2013) [-]
The transformation was not complete.
User avatar #80 - smokerocks (02/06/2013) [-]
The comeback is: "Well thats what happens when you plow a stripper."
User avatar #13 - anonymoose (02/05/2013) [-]
Who the **** wants to have glitter rubbed all over their body?
#93 to #13 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]
some girls who go to raves or parties or clubs like to use it. otherwise the only people who use it are 7 year old girls and strippers.
User avatar #16 to #13 - twatmissile (02/06/2013) [-]
OP
#23 to #13 - idoliam (02/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 - thekittycommittee (02/06/2013) [-]
Mfw.
Mfw.
#21 - iamphoenix (02/06/2013) [-]
They're just jealous because they didn't **** a pixie.
User avatar #64 - spacefield (02/06/2013) [-]
On the other hand. A lot of guys at my school earn the name glitter dick for getting glitter on the front of their pants while grinding at homecoming.
#82 to #64 - anormalbrony (02/06/2013) [-]
the girls i danced with had NORMAL ******* DRESSES THAT DONT RUIN THE PANTS I WEAR TO FUNERALS. that flashy **** pisses the hell out of me
#3 - tonkkax (02/05/2013) [-]
Whats wrong namok?   
   
Can't look at two sayans making love?
Whats wrong namok?

Can't look at two sayans making love?
#4 to #3 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
i need an adult?!!?!
#25 to #3 - ohemgeezus (02/06/2013) [-]
Virginia, hanging out with little boys in spandex, I see.
User avatar #128 - thereisaguy (02/06/2013) [-]
Glitterdick is honestly an okay name in school. Besides I know it happens but still... all those dudes were staring at his dick.
#52 - vornic (02/06/2013) [-]
This how a problem like this can be fixed
#66 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/06/2013) [-]
If it had glitter in it, wouldn't it have been painful to fap with it?
#91 to #66 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]
i have to question why anyone would even have glitter gel unless they're a 7 year old girl or a raver.
#47 - jonasorusrex (02/06/2013) [-]
**jonasorusrex rolled a random image posted in comment #2812263 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#26 - spoogle (02/06/2013) [-]
Dat pic
Dat pic
#55 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
THANKS FOR PUTTING THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE, OP.
YOU'RE ******* RETARDED.
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