Glitter Pubes. If you liked the song Glitter Puke, here's an idea for a follow up!.. Easy counter, just say you put it on to see who was gay. Obviously the first one to look was checkin his dick out. Ergo, brand him a faggot.
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User avatar #5 - Imbtrtenu (02/05/2013) [-]
Easy counter, just say you put it on to see who was gay. Obviously the first one to look was checkin his dick out. Ergo, brand him a faggot.
#6 to #5 - gimmeyobabies (02/05/2013) [-]
Then he beats your scrawny freshman ass and rapes you to death. Nice one, Matt.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Imbtrtenu (02/05/2013) [-]
At least people will know he's gay then.
User avatar #31 to #5 - tias (02/06/2013) [-]
It would suck being the guy who bedazzled his crotch on the very first day in order to find out who was gay, though.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Imbtrtenu (02/06/2013) [-]
I mean you would have to be able to play it off. The right person would have to do it.
#65 to #5 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, because the gay guy is so much more worthy of ridicule than the guy who bedazzles his pubes.
User avatar #17 - nyrintriball (02/06/2013) [-]
That's when you turn the lights low, aim some lasers at your dick, and start spinning it around, and then be called "Disco balls"
User avatar #61 to #17 - raquelian (02/06/2013) [-]
I laughed hard at Tosh.0, I laughed harder a the content, and I just pissed my pant with pure LOL at this comment, now I need to change my pants
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#78 - DCat (02/06/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be ashamed of being called Glitter-Dick. Then, at least I would have been known in High School...
#92 to #78 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
i was known as the kid who stabbed a kindergartner (when i actually was the kid who threatened and 8th grader with a knife when i was in 9th grade, faggot was snitching). anyway, be careful what you wish for
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#95 to #92 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]
i was known as the weird girl who got everyone's friends expelled.
#88 to #78 - mulehouse (02/06/2013) [-]
That, is sad.
That, is sad.
User avatar #132 to #88 - sixsicsix (02/06/2013) [-]
this ******* gif, every damn time
#124 to #78 - usmcoorah (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm not too familiar with that feel sir, but...I mean...heres some bacon. Be happy.


EAT THE BACON YOU WHORE.
User avatar #130 to #78 - dragonock ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm known as that pale hacker because I got the principle's email password and mailed some kids that school was cancelled the next day.
#99 - omegadynasty (02/06/2013) [-]
Edward Cullen the early years.
User avatar #141 to #99 - holycrapimacupcake (02/06/2013) [-]
The transformation was not complete.
User avatar #80 - smokerocks (02/06/2013) [-]
The comeback is: "Well thats what happens when you plow a stripper."
User avatar #13 - anonymoose (02/05/2013) [-]
Who the **** wants to have glitter rubbed all over their body?
#93 to #13 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]
some girls who go to raves or parties or clubs like to use it. otherwise the only people who use it are 7 year old girls and strippers.
User avatar #16 to #13 - twatmissile (02/06/2013) [-]
OP
#23 to #13 - idoliam (02/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 - thekittycommittee (02/06/2013) [-]
Mfw.
Mfw.
#21 - iamphoenix (02/06/2013) [-]
They're just jealous because they didn't **** a pixie.
User avatar #64 - spacefield (02/06/2013) [-]
On the other hand. A lot of guys at my school earn the name glitter dick for getting glitter on the front of their pants while grinding at homecoming.
#82 to #64 - anormalbrony (02/06/2013) [-]
the girls i danced with had NORMAL ******* DRESSES THAT DONT RUIN THE PANTS I WEAR TO FUNERALS. that flashy **** pisses the hell out of me
#3 - tonkkax (02/05/2013) [-]
Whats wrong namok?   
   
Can't look at two sayans making love?
Whats wrong namok?

Can't look at two sayans making love?
#4 to #3 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
i need an adult?!!?!
#25 to #3 - ohemgeezus (02/06/2013) [-]
Virginia, hanging out with little boys in spandex, I see.
User avatar #128 - thereisaguy (02/06/2013) [-]
Glitterdick is honestly an okay name in school. Besides I know it happens but still... all those dudes were staring at his dick.
#52 - vornic (02/06/2013) [-]
This how a problem like this can be fixed
#66 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/06/2013) [-]
If it had glitter in it, wouldn't it have been painful to fap with it?
#91 to #66 - joanriversvagina (02/06/2013) [-]
i have to question why anyone would even have glitter gel unless they're a 7 year old girl or a raver.
#47 - jonasorusrex (02/06/2013) [-]
**jonasorusrex rolled a random image posted in comment #2812263 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#26 - spoogle (02/06/2013) [-]
Dat pic
Dat pic
#55 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
THANKS FOR PUTTING THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE, OP.
YOU'RE ******* RETARDED.
#151 - trickytrickster (02/06/2013) [-]
My nickname was Big D...some teacher called me that without realizing that would be thought of as big dick cause my last name starts with D. People thought it was hilarious and called me that. I'll take it.
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