The cause and solution. to all life's problems tl:dr beer good dunno if repost but what isn't these days and who gives a not everyone's on here 24/7. I den' t t Beer cheers Norm mr potato Head
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The cause and solution

The cause and solution. to all life's problems tl:dr beer good dunno if repost but what isn't these days and who gives a not everyone's on here 24/7. I den' t t

to all life's problems

tl:dr beer good

dunno if repost but what isn't these days
and who gives a **** not everyone's on here 24/7

I den' t think MN ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
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group keeps , by the regular killing ["dil the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can anly operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. New, as we knew, excessive intake ['tfil alcahol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption efil beer eliminate the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and mere efficient machine. And that, Herm, -: why yeu always
feel smarter after a few beers.‘
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#9 - lazylazarus (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - paelaer (02/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know better than to listen to Hamm from Toy Story...
User avatar #139 to #32 - DeeJayBee (02/06/2013) [-]
the guy's in every pixar film i think :)
User avatar #1 - decay (02/05/2013) [-]
I can never Get drunk. I have a condition called Central Apnea, Basically While I'm asleep I stop breathing in small bursts. Imagine contests you had with your siblings/friends/cousins Seeing who could hold their breath the longest. That's what happens when I'm asleep. Because it's central Apnea and not sleep apnea If I get drunk It'll relax my brain So much it just wont start breathing again and I'll Die.
tl:dr If I get drunk I'll die in my sleep.
User avatar #5 to #1 - foelkera ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Bet someone a ton of money that they'll get drunk before you can
User avatar #11 to #5 - gildemoono (02/06/2013) [-]
Its not that he has the inability to get drunk, he just cant get drunk or else he will die.
User avatar #14 to #1 - lostminder (02/06/2013) [-]
i think my dad has that
User avatar #22 to #1 - scorcho (02/06/2013) [-]
how did you notice that condition?
User avatar #24 to #22 - decay (02/06/2013) [-]
Well when I was a lad I slept over my cousins house, They lacked a spare bed so I slept on the couch in the living room. My aunt noticed me not breathing and since I've slept with my eyes Open my entire life, I strongly resembled a corpse. So my aunt got scared called my grandmother and we got a sleep study done.
User avatar #7 to #1 - sketchE (02/05/2013) [-]
try minor consumption. when i drink ill have about six shots worth and wait until it wares off before going to sleep
User avatar #25 to #7 - decay (02/06/2013) [-]
Do you have it too?
User avatar #42 to #25 - sketchE (02/06/2013) [-]
no so i wouldnt be the right person to say something. it was just a thought
User avatar #64 to #1 - jinjo (02/06/2013) [-]
Well, if you ever hate your life you have a pretty dope suicide method at your disposal.
User avatar #47 to #1 - enorus (02/06/2013) [-]
Why are you capitalizing random letters?
User avatar #2 to #1 - happyfox (02/05/2013) [-]
it isn't that great anyway. You just make an ass of yourself and barf everywhere.
User avatar #4 to #2 - decay (02/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, That makes me feel better man.
User avatar #6 to #2 - sketchE (02/05/2013) [-]
not always
#46 - thatmexican (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (02/06/2013) [-]
If they're not dying, you're not drinking enough.
User avatar #41 - brockyboi (02/06/2013) [-]
I advocate for more quotes from Cheers be featured on FunnyJunk!
#8 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
I lol thinking that probably only 1% of FJ ever saw cheers. Why bother reposting something you don't understand
User avatar #38 to #8 - timegnomez (02/06/2013) [-]
Agreed, no one read that in Cliffs voice. I can just imagine him saying that too. Man i miss that show.
User avatar #87 to #38 - jaknik (02/06/2013) [-]
Useless information. Useless information everywhere.

In my opinion it's the greatest TV show ever made
#160 - Keoul (02/06/2013) [-]
This is true I can confirm it.   
The Buffalo will actively attempt to kill the weakest in it's herd whenever possible.   
That or the buffalo just owed him money...
This is true I can confirm it.
The Buffalo will actively attempt to kill the weakest in it's herd whenever possible.
That or the buffalo just owed him money...
#80 - ronyx ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I have tried a lot of different beers and other types of alcohol and they all taste horrible. The only one i can tolerate is wine, but anything else just tastes like 			****		, anybody else or am i just destined to be alienated in parties?
I have tried a lot of different beers and other types of alcohol and they all taste horrible. The only one i can tolerate is wine, but anything else just tastes like **** , anybody else or am i just destined to be alienated in parties?
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User avatar #138 to #80 - departed (02/06/2013) [-]
Once you have enough taste doesn't mean **** .
User avatar #157 to #80 - CrashingSea (02/06/2013) [-]
Try Fu Ki plum wine... oh my god it's so good...
User avatar #162 to #80 - sonik (02/06/2013) [-]
im quite opposite. I hate wine but anything else is pretty tolerable. But i highly prefer beer over vodka / bourbon. i'm sure alot of people won't agree but..
User avatar #163 to #80 - Keoul (02/06/2013) [-]
Alienated? I think you mean having the most fun!
YOU will be the one drawing dicks on foreheads
YOU will be the one putting your friends in ridiculous poses
YOU will be the one to actually remember that night.
YOU will be the one that does not have a ridiculous hangover!
YOU will be the one that actually gets home!
User avatar #107 to #80 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
That's okay, I don't have a taste for alcoholic drinks either. I heard it was an acquired taste but I don't want to spend time getting used to the stuff.
I do loathe parties for this reason though as I always end up playing babysitter to drunken friends. Of course, now they're gullible idiots so I guess everything's even in the long run.
#39 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/06/2013) [-]
Yet our society is increasingly trending towards supporting the weakest and most helpless members with resources taken by force.
User avatar #78 - ninjasquirle (02/06/2013) [-]
That implies your brain cells move around like a herd of buffalo.
#34 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
To everyone who is taking this troll science seriously: go drink yourselves to death, you ******* idiots.
#26 - fixxxer (02/06/2013) [-]
Reposts crap, gets more thumbs then actual post. Funnyjunk logic.
User avatar #43 to #26 - xireactiionsx (02/06/2013) [-]
This was the first time i have seen this post, may be a repost to you, but it was something new and interesting to me.
User avatar #28 to #26 - ironhidethegreat (02/06/2013) [-]
States it's a repost,expects people to give a **** . Funny junk logic.
#29 to #28 - fixxxer (02/06/2013) [-]
Thinks previous post demands people give a **** but it doesn't. Gives a **** enough to reply.
#33 to #29 - SenorButtPlug (02/06/2013) [-]
I can **** both of you.
#23 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
This is the dumbest **** I ever read. Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
User avatar #50 to #23 - enorus (02/06/2013) [-]
>can't have fun with their friends without alcohol
Most people have more fun when they are drunk. Who are you to say that it's "pathetic" to have more fun?
#179 to #50 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
So they can't have more fun just hanging out with their friends? they need to drink? That's pathetic.
User avatar #181 to #179 - enorus (02/07/2013) [-]
Are you misunderstanding me purposely or are you just so incredibly stupid that you can't comprehend a three sentence long post?
User avatar #35 to #23 - dedaluminus (02/06/2013) [-]
Wow. You mad. What business is it of yours what anyone else puts in their body, as long as they don't drive afterwards?
#180 to #35 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
If they're a part of society and i'm a part of society, it does bother me. He endangers the lifes of himself and those around him once he's in a public place.
User avatar #40 to #23 - xchewsifferx (02/06/2013) [-]
in moderation it's actually beneficial to your body
#91 - Scythe (02/06/2013) [-]
yeah, because having less brain cells is better than more brain cells. that makes so much sense.

brain cells aren't regarded as components of speed like ******* herds of animals. the more you have, the better your brain will function.

an appropriate analogy would be having more buffalo to eat, and the less buffalo there are, the less meals you will have, regardless of their strength or speed. this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
User avatar #112 to #91 - ttttttttttt (02/06/2013) [-]
I do believe it was a joke...
#114 to #112 - Scythe (02/06/2013) [-]
I do believe OP never intended for it to be a joke...
I do believe OP never intended for it to be a joke...
User avatar #141 to #114 - DeeJayBee (02/06/2013) [-]
oh dear
User avatar #169 to #141 - Scythe (02/06/2013) [-]
don't try to elude this OP, we all know you're stupid
User avatar #170 to #169 - DeeJayBee (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes its true, this joke I read I immediately thought it scientific fact hence the reason I shared it with the web site funny junk.
User avatar #171 to #170 - Scythe (02/06/2013) [-]
No need to speak sarcastically when the entire site condones such behavior
User avatar #44 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Drinking to get drunk, or drinking at all, is so ******* cliche. I hate everyone that does it.
#65 to #44 - Brucis (02/06/2013) [-]
>I hate everyone that does it

So you hate the majority of people in the world, seeing as very few sustain from alcohol.
#97 to #44 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
I don't really like the fact that people get drunk on purpose, but i don't hate the people that do.
User avatar #108 to #44 - newmainman (02/06/2013) [-]
Have you ever tried drinking?
User avatar #111 to #108 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
That's a ******* dumbass question. I have never drank, and I never will.
User avatar #113 to #111 - newmainman (02/06/2013) [-]
Whys that?
User avatar #115 to #113 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
1: It's cliche. 2: I know how to have fun without drinking because I'm not retarded. 3: When I see people drinking it makes me feel like I have a small victory over them because I've never indulged in alcohol. Same with drugs.
User avatar #131 to #115 - TuccessfulSroll (02/06/2013) [-]
Well.... There were no wrong answers, but cliche was a wrong answer.

Explain in one way, even one, drinking at all is cliche? Honestly... You keep using it, yet I don't think you know what it means.
User avatar #118 to #115 - newmainman (02/06/2013) [-]
So you have fun in a different way. Doesn't mean everyone else is wrong.
User avatar #119 to #118 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, and I think everyone else IS wrong, and we each have our subjective opinions. So, what's your point?
User avatar #120 to #119 - newmainman (02/06/2013) [-]
Just saying there's no reason to bash others just because you don't like something.
User avatar #121 to #120 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
That's your opinion. By the way, thanks for not being an ignorant **** .
User avatar #122 to #121 - newmainman (02/06/2013) [-]
Well, everyone has different opinions.
User avatar #149 to #148 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Damn, that sucks, bro.
User avatar #151 to #149 - departed (02/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, It's a pain in the ass :/
User avatar #154 to #151 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Ya, seriously. Why did they have to make it 12 ******* hours? Way too long.
User avatar #155 to #154 - departed (02/06/2013) [-]
5 Minutes would be reasonable! :D (Yes I know I tack emoticons onto the end of every comment.)
User avatar #164 to #155 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Lol, don't worry, I'm not one of those people who would castrate someone just for using an emoticon.
User avatar #165 to #164 - departed (02/06/2013) [-]
As much as I dislike your views on alcohol you seem like a decent guy! :P
User avatar #167 to #165 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha, thanks. :)
User avatar #168 to #167 - departed (02/06/2013) [-]
Don't mention it! Like seriously gotta keep my street cred up. :l Kidding, I don't even have street cred... 3:
User avatar #161 to #44 - CrashingSea (02/06/2013) [-]
I know what you mean man... I'm not a big fan either... But you can't argue with them for some reason because they're right no matter what anyone says. I myself am a social drinker, I will have a few drinks WHILE I'm having fun, not get plastered and then say I had a great time when I can only remember the initial hour while I was there.
#188 to #44 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Jesus christ I have never seen someone so right and so disregarded like that. Binge drinking is for ******* morons who just like getting high and getting negative effects because of it.
#189 to #188 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
also i thumbed you up, it's like everyone on FJ is a YOLOfag
User avatar #48 to #44 - imsodrunk (02/06/2013) [-]
i found the hipster
User avatar #51 to #48 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
I found the disgusting, drunken idiot. Have fun with liver disease, faggot.
User avatar #54 to #51 - imsodrunk (02/06/2013) [-]
oh look at you does the attention feel good i hope it does with all that butthurt
User avatar #62 to #54 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** about attention, I posted one comment. I had no idea a bunch of faggy drinkers would get butt-hurt and start replying. Also, your grammar sucks, you ******* retard.
User avatar #71 to #62 - Permeles (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey man to each their own, don't gotta hate em if thats what they like
User avatar #134 to #62 - joshofsouls (02/06/2013) [-]
Man, you are the biggest dick I've seen on FJ in a few weeks.
User avatar #142 to #134 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Then I've succeeded.
#74 to #62 - doctorstein (02/06/2013) [-]
Okay, grammar genius, you seem adequate. But I am going to give you a sentence that you will try to correct perfectly. A refusal to do so will result in forfeit, and you will be considered a moron and a coward.   
   
SENTENCE: My coach told my sister and I that I swam real good.   
Should be a piece of cake, right? One miss and your statements are null and void.
Okay, grammar genius, you seem adequate. But I am going to give you a sentence that you will try to correct perfectly. A refusal to do so will result in forfeit, and you will be considered a moron and a coward.

SENTENCE: My coach told my sister and I that I swam real good.
Should be a piece of cake, right? One miss and your statements are null and void.
User avatar #83 to #74 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
swam real well*. Nice try, faggot.
User avatar #76 to #74 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
sister and me*. Nice try, faggot.
#82 to #76 - doctorstein (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey, dumbass, let me show you some real grammatical skills.

SENTENCE: My coach told my sister and me that I SWUM real WELL.

That's basic **** . On a side note, who the **** uses faggot every 5 seconds? Are you 12 or something?
User avatar #86 to #82 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
You are literally too stupid to insult. I'll just have you know that you just got trolled to ******* death.
User avatar #116 to #86 - infedel ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
losing an argument?
claim to be trolling!
User avatar #117 to #116 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
LOL! I know, right?!?
#182 to #117 - infedel ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
dont think you can fool me into thinking you're an outside viewer! you're still a dumbass attempting to get out of losing an argument by claiming to troll.
User avatar #183 to #182 - tkdftw (02/08/2013) [-]
Don't* You're*. I wasn't trying to fool you into thinking I was an outside viewer, I was making fun of you.
#184 to #183 - infedel ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
i didn't 			****		 up any "you're" words, so you can shut the 			****		 up . you got me when it came to "Don't" btw, heres a wise tid-bit of the internet   
   
"When your argument is failing, point out spelling and grammar errors in your opponents responses." in short, you lost the argument, and started correcting peoples grammar. good night, goody bye, and go 			****		 yourself.
i didn't **** up any "you're" words, so you can shut the **** up . you got me when it came to "Don't" btw, heres a wise tid-bit of the internet

"When your argument is failing, point out spelling and grammar errors in your opponents responses." in short, you lost the argument, and started correcting peoples grammar. good night, goody bye, and go **** yourself.
User avatar #185 to #184 - tkdftw (02/08/2013) [-]
"You're" should have been capitalized.
User avatar #186 to #185 - infedel ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
huh, i suppose it should be. alright, that's acceptable
User avatar #128 to #117 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
Nice try, faggot.
User avatar #130 to #128 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #132 to #130 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
No explanation necessary.
User avatar #135 to #132 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
What are you, king of the retards? You are literally the stupidest person I have ever had the dipleasure of conversing with.
#137 to #135 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
Potatoes ARE in fact my favorite fruit! I'm happy you took notice.
User avatar #140 to #137 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
I guess I was right.
#143 to #140 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
But the Dutch don't do anything like that. Windmills aren't made that way.
User avatar #145 to #143 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Keep going, that **** is hilarious.
#150 to #145 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey, hey... Don't say that about Cindy. She actually LOVES it in the ass.
User avatar #166 to #150 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Aw **** , now I have to go fap.
User avatar #106 to #98 - doctorstein (02/06/2013) [-]
Oh, while I'm here, could I get the source to this particular manga?
User avatar #100 to #98 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
That's pretty funny. Saved.
#90 to #86 - doctorstein (02/06/2013) [-]
I don't get what you mean. You should read through all the rules of grammar, it is a legitimate grammatical rule that swam, although common, is incorrect. Just because you know a thing or two doesn't make you omnipotent.
I don't get what you mean. You should read through all the rules of grammar, it is a legitimate grammatical rule that swam, although common, is incorrect. Just because you know a thing or two doesn't make you omnipotent.
User avatar #95 to #90 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
I said the wrong answer because I wanted to see how you would react if I got it wrong. You didn't dissapoint, that was very entertaining.
#101 to #95 - doctorstein (02/06/2013) [-]
You know, I'm not stupid. You only say this now because you're afraid of the repercussions by doing so. But, alas, too late. You are a moron, a coward, and all statements on this post are null and void. You knew the terms before you tried this.
You know, I'm not stupid. You only say this now because you're afraid of the repercussions by doing so. But, alas, too late. You are a moron, a coward, and all statements on this post are null and void. You knew the terms before you tried this.
User avatar #102 to #101 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
LOL. I'm laughing so hard at the fact that you're still replying to me. I was extremely bored, so thank you.
#104 to #102 - doctorstein (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, keep pretending you've won. That will make all your dreams come true. Like puberty, since the only insult you know is faggot.
Yes, keep pretending you've won. That will make all your dreams come true. Like puberty, since the only insult you know is faggot.
User avatar #105 to #104 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god I haven't had this much fun on FunnyJunk in ages. I know more insults, but none of them roll off the tongue as well as faggot. My favorite insult is from South Park "Go **** yourself, you donkey raping **** eater". I love your gif by the way, saved.
User avatar #69 to #62 - imsodrunk (02/06/2013) [-]
im surfing on the internet not writing a term paper so i dont think my grammar matters right now and for your information many writers and poets drank alot but just o you know im 18 and i drink because i find it fun yea it hurts my liver but guess what i drink responsibly and shouldnt be judge by people who think that just because they dont that they are better than me but guess what no one cares posting comments like that just make you look like a douche bag and make people dislike you
User avatar #75 to #69 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
I couldn't give a **** about what people think of me on the internet if I tried.
#123 to #75 - bassdinosaur (02/06/2013) [-]
then why should people who drink
User avatar #125 to #123 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
I never said they should.
User avatar #79 to #75 - imsodrunk (02/06/2013) [-]
all right then
#187 to #79 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Im ANON fear me
User avatar #68 to #44 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
It was my 18th birthday a few nights ago, we were playing drinking games and we were all enjoying ourselves. Are you saying to have your approval I would need to sit there quietly and soberly talk to my friends without any real celebration? Besides, some of it tastes great. **** your opinion, sir.
User avatar #81 to #68 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
And **** your ****** life, sir. If you can't have fun without alcohol than **** you.
#84 to #81 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
He never said he couldn't. He said that the celebration called for alcohol and if he didn't drink a little he would have to essentially just sit there. Chill out. Take a load off. Relax.
User avatar #88 to #81 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
No, you're wrong. I can have plenty of fun without alcohol, I actually rarely drink, only once a month at the most depending on what's on. I can tell you probably don't have alot of friends because you sound like a real dick to people who you don't agree with.
User avatar #92 to #88 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Actually, I do have plenty of friends. Incase you didn't know, people act differently in real life than they do on the internet.
User avatar #94 to #92 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Well, that's good to know. I prefer not to act like a dick in either scenario, but that might just be me
User avatar #99 to #94 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
I act like a dick on here because it gets tiring acting so nice to everyone in real life.
User avatar #85 to #44 - cocorosie (02/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, how dare they have fun a different way then you! We must be horribly idiotic people for drinking and enjoying ourselves. The only reason you're butthurt is because no one asks you to come drinking with then. Smoke a bowl every now and then, you won't be such a kill joy.
User avatar #89 to #85 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
LOL. After everything I said, you think I would want to go out for a drink? That's really what you think?
User avatar #93 to #89 - cocorosie (02/06/2013) [-]
No. Because you're dull and obnoxious. Just because I drink and you don't doesn't make you better than me.
User avatar #109 to #93 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
First of all, I'm actually very friendly in real life, and I have plenty of friends, so you shouldn't judge people by how they act online. Also, you're probably weak minded, 1 because you need to drink to have fun, and 2, you just seem childish from the way you said "Just because I drink and you don't doesn't make you better than me.".
User avatar #156 to #109 - DeeJayBee (02/06/2013) [-]
you goddam don't doesn't do dat dere!!


in seriousness though when i was a lot younger and people at my school would talk about how drunk they got and that they couldn't remember what they'd done, i'd think to myself i'll never do that, what's the point its silly and a waste of money why have a night out you can't remember. But i have been drunk and it has been fun though generally i'll only have a few and can have fun sober easy enough, i'm not one of those that goes out every weekend for the sake of it n pisses their money away.
Its all about self control and moderation and unfortunately a lot of people lack both of these where drinking is involved.
i've been a bar manager and got tired of having to break up fights between couple twice my age that should know better but have nothing else going for them in life.
its not all black and white
:)
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#124 to #44 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
"Drinking is so popular. I hate it. That's why I smoke meth."


Hipster Douche
User avatar #127 to #124 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
I also hate people who do drugs, the same, if not more, than people who drink.
User avatar #129 to #127 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
Do remind me, why is drinking bad?
User avatar #133 to #129 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Wow, you joined late. Please refer to my numerous comments about why drinkers are weak-minded faggots.
#136 to #133 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
Wow, you're a self-righteous, preachy **** . You said nothing other than "I am better than you." "I use words I clearly don't understand." "I'm not going to reply to comments that trump my own."

Cock.
User avatar #144 to #136 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Self-rightous and preachy? By posting comments on FunnyJunk? Right.
#147 to #144 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
Precisely. Go **** your little sister, you needledick bug ****** .
User avatar #152 to #147 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
HAHAHA. Needledick bug ****** . I'll have to remember that one.
#153 to #152 - lordofthenash (02/06/2013) [-]
It's one of my favorites.
#158 to #153 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Personally, I find COCKroaches to be extremely sexy.
#52 to #44 - maced (02/06/2013) [-]
Hate leads to suffering, and suffering leads to alcoholism. your well on your way
User avatar #53 to #52 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
you're*
#56 to #53 - maced (02/06/2013) [-]
You caught me. But I still stand by the intended meaning.
User avatar #59 to #56 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
So your meaning is that I'll end up feeling miserable from my hatred of Highschool/College douches who think they're cool for drinking alcohol, and I'll start drinking myself?
#63 to #59 - maced (02/06/2013) [-]
Close, at some point you'll end up feeling alone, because you hated everyone, despised them for having fun while they were young, and didn't take the time to interact with them and find out that, in reality, they aren't all that bad. Then you start feeling miserable because your alone, and that is what drives people into actual alcoholism. Not getting drunk once a week at a party.
User avatar #70 to #63 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
First off, your grammar sucks. Second, I have plenty of friends who think the same way I do, so don't go around judging people by one FunnyJunk comment. Also, to be honest, I have no problem interacting with people I hate. I'm pretty good at being friendly to people I despise.
#67 to #63 - maced (02/06/2013) [-]
But again, I failed to correctly use your and you're, so i suppose you win this argument. Enjoy life
Sincerely,
A drunken idiot, who is also an honors student in college
User avatar #73 to #67 - imsodrunk (02/06/2013) [-]
yo i know this guy i an asshole but dont go bragging about your achievements because he will find some way of using it against you
#58 to #44 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
Liking deadmau5 and being a preachy straight edge asshole is so cliche. I hate everyone who does it.
User avatar #60 to #58 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm being extremely preachy by posting a comment on FunnyJunk.
#55 to #44 - spidahridah (02/06/2013) [-]
So you hate people for drinking wine with dinner..?
So you hate people for drinking wine with dinner..?
User avatar #57 to #55 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
No. I'm talking about 20-30 year olds that go out with their friends and think they're hot **** for ******* drinking alcohol.
User avatar #61 to #57 - spidahridah (02/06/2013) [-]
You said "drinking at all." In any case, why should you care what others do with their own lives? As long as they're not hurting anyone else but themselves, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. If you were talking about 12 - 18 year olds, I'd kinda understand you, but its pretty damn normal for adults to go out and have a harmlessly good time drinking together. Why can't you hate on morons and stupid people in general, instead of instantly labeling all people who go out and drink as someone bad..?
User avatar #66 to #61 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for not being an ignorant **** . I admit I didn't explain myself very well in my first comment. When I say 20 - 30 year olds, I'm talking about the immature ones who go out to get wasted all the time.
#126 - funnygiggles (02/06/2013) [-]
The problem is that alcohol does not attack the slowest brain cells. It just destroys the whole brain.
User avatar #172 to #126 - herpderpstrom (02/06/2013) [-]
No **** ?! Just appreciate the joke...
#96 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
this never happened on the show.
#37 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
alcohol doesn't do anything to brain-cells actualy
#110 to #37 - ohezra (02/06/2013) [-]
Actually it does. Don't wanna sound to heavy-handed to you on this but during my Psych class my professor (who specialized in neuro-biology based psych) showed us how prolonged exposure to heavy drinking actually shrunk the size of the brain, reduced its weight and number of inter neuron connections. The chemical alcohol also affects the neuro -transmitters between brain cells. It is classified as a depressant, meaning it slows reaction and processing speeds of the brain, also reducing the perceived sensation of pain.
User avatar #13 - IceViper (02/06/2013) [-]
is the thing about beer actually scientifically true?
User avatar #15 to #13 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Alcohol does a lot of things to the body (not all bad things), one of which is slowing down the reproduction of brain cells. I think, when this was discovered, it was misinterpreted as brain cells dying and people took the ball and ran with it.
User avatar #20 to #15 - angrytoilet (02/06/2013) [-]
Brain cells can't reproduce.
User avatar #31 to #20 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurogenesis

Do you even lift google?
User avatar #177 to #31 - angrytoilet (02/06/2013) [-]
Apparently I do not. I was unaware that they continue growth after the prenatal period in areas like the hippocampus. Which, psychologically, makes sense.
User avatar #16 to #15 - IceViper (02/06/2013) [-]
so it is beneficial?
User avatar #17 to #16 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes and no. Alcohol can obviously be consumed in large quantities over long periods of time and have no detrimental effect, but that is under ideal circumstances, and ideal levels of consumption. Alcohol is in fact a poison and there are a host of diseases that can come from over-consumption, and of course you can simply die from drinking too much.
User avatar #18 to #17 - IceViper (02/06/2013) [-]
i abused the **** out of alcohol when i was 16 but only in the name of pussy
User avatar #21 to #17 - monkeysniper ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
While it does kill brain cells in excessive use alcohol is also good in small amounts, it has certain elements and minerals the human body needs
User avatar #30 to #21 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
I just said alcohol doesn't kill brain cells. Also, you can get those elements and minerals from better sources.
User avatar #173 to #30 - monkeysniper ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
not always and yes it does, not hardly noticable in small amounts but it is there (some say it sharpens the wit)
User avatar #174 to #173 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
http://www.news-medical.net/news/20120709/Does-alcohol-kill-brain-cells.aspx

Do you even lift google?
User avatar #175 to #174 - monkeysniper ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Fine, go outside and find the first drunk you see and tell me he seems like he has all his brain cells
User avatar #176 to #175 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Did you even read the article? Let me give you a tl;dr:

Alcohol disrupts normal brain activity.

Go ahead, go and read the article to 'prove' me wrong now, or something silly like that. But before you do, remember that a few comments above I explicitly said alcohol is a poison and can kill you. But regular consumption doesn't kill brain cells, at least not at a noticeable amount.
User avatar #178 to #176 - monkeysniper ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
fine you win.
User avatar #19 to #17 - IceViper (02/06/2013) [-]
but im still healthy and i only did it twice
User avatar #27 to #13 - pokemonstheshiz (02/06/2013) [-]
It does not kill brain cells, no. It is bad for your liver though, especially over long periods of time.
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