How do you eat Oreos?. Doth thou even hoist?. Comment the way you eat oreos and ill tell you about your personality though that Like . Comment . 19 minutes ago  oreo

How do you eat Oreos?

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Comment the way you eat oreos and ill tell you about your
personality though that
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that' s actually correct my god that' s amazing
whats deviant though
7 minutes ago . Like
don' t
4 minutes ago . Like
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things,
l and go to restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the
things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like
to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There' s just no pleasing you.
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Ijust don' t like oreos (iii)
about a minute ago . Like
Yeah or that x
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rotate the Oreo and tell it that it' s a
dirty slut.
Immagine the Oreo crying as I begin licking its sweet inner cream
my fingers all across its delicate ridges
apart the Oreo as it screams "it hurts!" in my imagination
to further violate its sweet cream with my tongue
for the final bit of torment
2. -I bring the Oreo in close
in its ear
Bro, I lift"
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#10 - vladhellsing (02/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79 to #10 - jjanddrew (02/06/2013) [-]
whats that from?
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#11 - shards (02/05/2013) [-]
#3 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
I eat dick for breakfast
#8 to #3 - commondorozor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #3 - nnightfire (02/05/2013) [-]
With or without nuts?
#9 to #7 - shiningbass [OP](02/05/2013) [-]
With nuts, of course, that's where all the protein is stored!
#61 - conagheraxe (02/06/2013) [-]
And then OP deleted his comment immediately after pressing Print Screen so he didn't lose ground in his social standings.
#67 to #61 - shiningbass [OP](02/06/2013) [-]
What social standings?
User avatar #25 - davycrocket (02/05/2013) [-]
OP was trying way too hard to be funny. He also probably deleted it after a couple seconds, if it's even his.
#19 - mankey (02/05/2013) [-]
Never had Oreos growing up, all we had were custard creams.....I like custard creams though.

So what do Oreos taste like?
User avatar #20 to #19 - lolwatthe ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
They would taste like Oreos I would guess.
Haven't eaten them since I was 4 or 5, figured out I couldn't eat wheat.
User avatar #27 to #20 - mankey (02/05/2013) [-]
well I mean are the brown biscuit parts chocolate? Is the white like whipped cream? Or custard? That sort of thing.

Oh sorry to hear that, does that mean you can't drink some kinds of beer because they're made from wheat and barley too?
User avatar #33 to #27 - shiningbass [OP](02/05/2013) [-]
The outside is just a chocolate cracker (dat oxymoron), and the inside is sorta like cupcake frosting, but with a slightly different taste/consistency. You're not missing out on much, honestly.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mankey (02/05/2013) [-]
Cupcake frosting? So it's sweet?
User avatar #35 to #34 - shiningbass [OP](02/05/2013) [-]
Sort of. Not nearly as sweet as cupcake frosting...sorry, this is like trying to describe vanilla ice cream, haha.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mankey (02/05/2013) [-]
ah, describe taste to one who has never tasted. Describe colour to one who has never seen. Describe music to one who has never heard.

I understand, thank you for trying., I guess I'll have to try one myself. :)
User avatar #37 to #36 - lolwatthe ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
He got it right from what I've heard/gluten free knock offs I've had and yeah, your right with the barley/hops/wheat thing.
User avatar #42 to #37 - mankey (02/06/2013) [-]
Ah, sticking to the Vodka for you then eh? Or maybe a nice red wine, more classy. ;)
User avatar #40 to #36 - linktheherooftime (02/06/2013) [-]
The Oreo is a biscuit with a similar design to a Jammie Dodger, it has two outer biscuits with a filling which is vanilla cream, and this is coloured white. The biscuits are dark brown and look chocolately, but they aren't.

These biscuits are very rich in flavour. The biscuits have a very distinct flavour and while I struggle to describe the actual flavour other than it tastes like Oreo, I can tell you, it is full of flavour and taste and is quite well cooked. The cream itself just tastes of vanilla filling, but together they taste absolutely amazing and really do bring out the best flavours.
User avatar #46 to #40 - mankey (02/06/2013) [-]
Hmmm, a good description, thank you.

I do like vanilla, is it true vanilla extract they use or is it a flavouring substitute? I've had ice cream with the substitute in it before, and it just isn't the same.
User avatar #47 to #46 - linktheherooftime (02/06/2013) [-]
All it says on the website vanillin. So I'm not sure, but whether it is or not they're still delicious.
User avatar #48 to #47 - mankey (02/06/2013) [-]
Ah that's Vanilla extract, Oreos are looking better and better. :)
#51 to #40 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
MFW you call the cookies, "biscuits"   
I guess it's time for us Americans to free your country.
MFW you call the cookies, "biscuits"

I guess it's time for us Americans to free your country.
User avatar #92 to #51 - mankey (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, we have a varied language in England, we call chocolate chip cookies "cookies" but savoury biscuits we call biscuits. I'm sorry if it confused you there, English is such a complex language with many words meaning different things. :P
User avatar #38 to #36 - shiningbass [OP](02/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for the appreciation, haha.
User avatar #43 to #38 - linktheherooftime (02/06/2013) [-]
Oh and always make sure to have a tall glass of milk when eating them.
#57 to #19 - nicktheslayer (02/06/2013) [-]
Disappointing, compared to Custard Creams.

Or maybe the opposite for you, I had Oreos first.
User avatar #64 - traveltech (02/06/2013) [-]
**traveltech rolled a random comment #67533 posted by FJisGAY at Social Board ** :
im glad my school doesnt habe that rule or id be getting sodomized in prison
How I eat my oreos
#65 to #64 - FJisGAY (02/06/2013) [-]
****		 you this is how youeat 			*************		 oreos
**** you this is how youeat ************* oreos
#81 - nyanpoptart (02/06/2013) [-]
How to eat imitation Oreos
How to eat imitation Oreos
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#84 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
you're that weird guy on facebook that no one talks to.
#49 - Nullifier (02/06/2013) [-]
Greentexting on facebook like a pro.
User avatar #50 to #49 - shiningbass [OP](02/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'll be sure to limit future facebook pics to those of large breasted bimbos, and keep FJ pure.
User avatar #53 to #50 - Nullifier (02/06/2013) [-]
Thanks, wouldn't want tits to go out of style. Also, more meme faces? I need at least 8.
#6 - edgecution (02/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 - skidleydoo (02/06/2013) [-]
I would cover it in my white liquid, all 2% of it.
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User avatar #54 - snairtekili (02/06/2013) [-]
I completely lost all respect for that comment at the last line. It would've been decent if not for that last line
User avatar #21 - residentblackman (02/05/2013) [-]
>using le meme arrows on le facebook

OP confirmed for fag
User avatar #22 to #21 - shiningbass [OP](02/05/2013) [-]
Says the guy who used le twice in a row.
User avatar #24 to #22 - davycrocket (02/05/2013) [-]
>Not saying le everyday.
User avatar #23 to #22 - residentblackman (02/05/2013) [-]
It was intentional to show how using "hurr meme arrows" on FB is just as cancerous as the phrase "le".
#32 to #21 - iamphoenix (02/05/2013) [-]
I've found using greentexting arrows makes it easier to present distinct sub points without resorting to bullets.
#18 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
What does lifting have to do with torturing oreos?
5/10, OP was trying too hard to be funny
User avatar #13 - srskate ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Its called a Barnum statement, or a Forer trick.
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