Thanks Matt. I found this joke from a joke app called "Funny Pics LOL." Maybe we can make this the new "Throw the guy out the window" meme..
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Thanks Matt

I found this joke from a joke app called "Funny Pics LOL." Maybe we can make this the new "Throw the guy out the window" meme.

Instead, grow up,
find a boyfriend,
have sex with him,
start family, and
move on. Floody
wants to hear you
BITCH anymore.
You people
need to stop
your **** .
Bobody cares.
...
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Submitted: 02/05/2013
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User avatar #215 - TwistedBamboozler (02/06/2013) [-]
Sorry . . .

I'm matt
#212 - arrrbie (02/06/2013) [-]
if this is so terrible and people are bashing it how did it get over 2000 thumbs.......
if this is so terrible and people are bashing it how did it get over 2000 thumbs.......
User avatar #210 - siridontcare (02/06/2013) [-]
The best part? I went online to the amazing atheist and took part in the ********** . ^ that was the against gays argument. One guy even said that all gay people should have a sex change so there wouldn't be any gay people.
#205 - darkisfire (02/06/2013) [-]
description
User avatar #209 to #205 - mrnotsosafeforwork (02/06/2013) [-]
not as dumb as the taco phone
#222 to #209 - darkisfire (02/06/2013) [-]
i dont know what the **** that is but i still agree
User avatar #223 to #222 - mrnotsosafeforwork (02/09/2013) [-]
Gizmondo...
#202 - origommi (02/06/2013) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at its happening **
#200 - Jimminycracker (02/06/2013) [-]
original before this ******* ruined it
User avatar #199 - Mawxter ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I enjoyed the picture, but the description kinda ruined it.
#198 - arstya (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't try to make something a meme. At least don't tell people you are trying unless you want to be called a ****** . A little tip.
#201 to #198 - katypower (02/06/2013) [-]
Someone made a meme on Imgur...
INTRODUCING: SEXUALLY OBLIVIOUS FEMALE!!!
I saw another one
''Do I swallow?
Of course, How else can I eat?''
User avatar #203 to #201 - arstya (02/06/2013) [-]
That person is still a ****** , Katy.
#206 to #203 - katypower (02/06/2013) [-]
Of course, OP's always a 						******					.   
But the person on imgur did it straight up and didn't get called a 						******					....
Of course, OP's always a ****** .
But the person on imgur did it straight up and didn't get called a ****** ....
#211 to #206 - arrrbie (02/06/2013) [-]
**** that cat XD mfw he gets pushed into the screen
User avatar #208 to #206 - arstya (02/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that he is~
#194 - imalex (02/06/2013) [-]
mfw description
mfw description
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#187 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#186 - chihuasG (02/06/2013) [-]
I don't care if you're gay or not but I hate people who flaunt their sexuality. For example, there's this one girl in my class. She's always on tumblr or instagram and is like "omg look at this girl she is so hot" or checking out other girls in class and saying "damn look at dat ass". Even as a guy, I don't do it as often as she does. That ****** annoying. We get you're a ******* so shut up. Nobody cares.
#189 to #186 - creepyunclebob (02/06/2013) [-]
The vast majority of times when people are accused of "flaunting their sexuality" or whatever, they just aren't hiding it. It's a general assumption in interacting with people that they are straight, and a lot of what people say and do is built around that assumption, so an openly gay person can easily reveal their sexuality just by saying or doing normal things from a different position than the norm. As far as the whole "damn look at dat ass" thing, if I thought I could get away with it without being pervy, I'd be the same way.
User avatar #188 to #186 - calawesome (02/06/2013) [-]
dude, maybe she ain't a lezzer and she'd just trying to convince herself that she likes muff cause guys don't want that ass?
#182 - mehmachine (02/06/2013) [-]
A 						****					 storm of 						*******					 proportions is on the horizon
A **** storm of ******* proportions is on the horizon
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#180 - quall **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#176 - stopdropandtroll (02/05/2013) [-]
Dat description.
User avatar #174 - youarenotspecial ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Because all ******** are just man haters.

And you guys wonder why girls don't put you out of the "friend zone."
User avatar #193 to #174 - shashashadow (02/06/2013) [-]
actually I tend to find that girls don't even want to be friends with guys like these.
User avatar #220 to #193 - youarenotspecial ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
True, but "nice guys" seem to take general human kindness or being merely tolerated by an (attractive) female as "you are entitled to my ****** ." Any one who doesn't want to **** them is friend-zoning them.

User avatar #221 to #220 - shashashadow (02/06/2013) [-]
dude, I love you!
#172 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#169 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#173 to #169 - notkontaizumi (02/05/2013) [-]






Oh my god this is amazing! I'll make sure to forward your message! You're right the world just has to know! Thank you for sharing it has completely changed my life.
#164 - yipkendu (02/05/2013) [-]
**yipkendu rolls 87**
#166 to #165 - yipkendu (02/05/2013) [-]
**yipkendu rolls 60**
#190 to #168 - aveleno (02/06/2013) [-]
**aveleno rolls 05**
#191 to #190 - aveleno (02/06/2013) [-]
It was all a magic trick.. Unwrap this.
#171 to #168 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 92** sorry
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