While Taking the Elevator. .. but...but.... wheres the uneven lift?
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#3 - funnyrage (02/05/2013) [-]
but...but.... wheres the uneven lift?
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User avatar #34 to #3 - lolzordz (02/05/2013) [-]
i dont even..
#14 - daedrakiller (02/05/2013) [-]
For some reason I thought the sharpie was there and someone put the lift sign on there afterwards.

I am not a clever man
#1 - shards (02/05/2013) [-]
#9 - orangejulius (02/05/2013) [-]
why yes, yes I do.
#31 - derpityhurr (02/05/2013) [-]
is that even a question?
#46 to #42 - derpityhurr (02/06/2013) [-]
i come pretty darn close
User avatar #50 to #49 - liquidz (02/06/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #51 to #50 - liquidz (02/06/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#53 to #51 - derpityhurr (02/06/2013) [-]
What the swag did you just 			*******		 yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the 			****		 out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 			*******		 hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, 			******		. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re 			*******		 dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re 			*******		 dead, nikka..
What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re ******* dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re ******* dead, nikka..
#54 to #53 - liquidz (02/06/2013) [-]
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#55 to #54 - derpityhurr (02/06/2013) [-]
ill fukken rek u in a 1v1 kiddo
ill fukken rek u in a 1v1 kiddo
#56 to #55 - liquidz (02/06/2013) [-]
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#6 - shrapnelleader (02/05/2013) [-]
Who needs to lift when POWERTHIRST gives you ENERGY LEGS and the SPEED OF KENYANS?!?!

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#38 to #37 - jimmyrustlinhustla (02/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I lift melons to my mouth.
User avatar #59 to #37 - dickticklerluv (02/06/2013) [-]
I read it like "You cheeky kunt mate oy swar oym 'oing ta wreck ya oy swar on me mum's loyf".
#19 - fistofpain (02/05/2013) [-]
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#12 - coldsockz (02/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - freddyb (02/05/2013) [-]
You Only Lift Once
#62 - rza (02/06/2013) [-]
Why, yes I do,
#4 - batigol (02/05/2013) [-]
Nederdraad?
User avatar #5 to #4 - TheDutchBoy (02/05/2013) [-]
wrm?
User avatar #30 to #7 - noil (02/05/2013) [-]
**noil rolls 76** dubs and you unblock me
#65 - arstya (02/06/2013) [-]
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#57 - notkontaizumi (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #57 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
BOUNCING THE WEIGHTS DOES NOT COUNT
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