When I'm in college. This is a description. Messages Call .. Feeltime _,. Contest} Jan rt, 2013, 8: 02 PM Understand? Jan rt, 2013, 9: 48 PM Delivered. I'm a Junior in college MFW my mom screams my full name from downstairs. Butt pirates say argh
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#6 - suewingyu (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm a Junior in college    
MFW  my mom screams my full name from downstairs.
I'm a Junior in college
MFW my mom screams my full name from downstairs.
User avatar #8 to #6 - psychfouronenine (02/05/2013) [-]
If she includes your middle name, you're ****** beyond reason.
#15 to #8 - Spikeydeath (02/05/2013) [-]
if she calls out your first name and your siblings middle name
she is drunk and you are ******
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#28 to #17 - ianus (02/05/2013) [-]
reminded me of this scene when i read your comment.....no offense
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User avatar #38 to #29 - megatrollinator (02/05/2013) [-]
That is one fancy Cleffa.
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#40 to #15 - dederplaol (02/05/2013) [-]
I don't even know why.. guess I'll get red thumbs..
#86 - irokk (02/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
**krizz rolls 998** TRIPS AND ILL FUK UR MUM
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#105 to #43 - feellionaire (02/05/2013) [-]
holy fruckkdy ************* *********** ???????????????????????????????????????????
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#168 to #43 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,944** Quads and you'll **** his dad.
#194 to #43 - kaboomz ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #43 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
**krizz rolls 1** plus this 1
#64 to #44 - kingdp (02/05/2013) [-]
ill give you my mothers address then...
#65 to #64 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
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but ur not OP

send pic first, then maybe
#87 to #44 - wetbproductions (02/05/2013) [-]
oh god yesss
oh god yesss
User avatar #53 to #44 - pennstatecivic (02/05/2013) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#56 to #53 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
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it did
User avatar #57 to #56 - pennstatecivic (02/05/2013) [-]
was talking about "fuk"-ing OP's mom
#58 to #57 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
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when im done with yours
#137 to #58 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
three men five eyebrows
User avatar #60 to #58 - pennstatecivic (02/05/2013) [-]
touche thumb for you sir, if only i could thumb twice for the night at the roxbury snl gif (the skits were funny but its one of my fave will ferrell movies)
User avatar #61 to #60 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
wut, THE Will Ferrell is there??? :O

he's my favorite actor and I didn't know :c
User avatar #80 to #61 - pennstatecivic (02/05/2013) [-]
yeah him and chris kattan are the stars, one of if not the first movie they were in (will ferrell driving and chris kattan passenger if u didnt realize yet lol)
User avatar #85 to #80 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
i only cared about Jim Carrey
#155 to #44 - jurto (02/05/2013) [-]
You may want to buy a lottery ticket now.
You may want to buy a lottery ticket now.
#70 to #69 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
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krizz rolls 000
#116 to #71 - joeledo (02/05/2013) [-]
Here, this is for you and the roller of trips
#54 to #44 - pyra (02/05/2013) [-]
Neat
User avatar #125 to #44 - newmanchamp (02/05/2013) [-]
998+1=999
999/333=3
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
User avatar #74 to #73 - krizz (02/05/2013) [-]
district something

tht movie was awesome
#75 to #74 - albiwankenobi (02/05/2013) [-]
District 9. And yes, amazing movie.
District 9. And yes, amazing movie.
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#1 - shannonrw (02/04/2013) [-]
Well I thought it was funny.
#92 - shmedly (02/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#14 - hypex ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
mfw mom or relatives visits me at my apartment
it looks like a kindergarten with unlimited supplies of soda bottles and dirty clothes ahs lived her for 3 days before chucking a grenade in here before leaving
#16 to #14 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
>:(
#106 - polyatomicweener (02/05/2013) [-]
**polyatomicweener rolled a random image posted in comment #485375 at Anime & Manga ** mfw i disregard my mother
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User avatar #33 - askafj (02/05/2013) [-]
whats a curfew
User avatar #35 to #33 - paintbucket (02/05/2013) [-]
restriction on people's movements: an official restriction on people's movements, requiring them to remain indoors after a specific time
User avatar #36 to #35 - askafj (02/05/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir for responding with such objective and fact-full answer
User avatar #37 to #36 - paintbucket (02/05/2013) [-]
it just copied it from a dictionary.
User avatar #47 to #37 - askafj (02/05/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#72 - LeftyRobb (02/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #83 to #72 - naeoro (02/05/2013) [-]
Get the **** out. Gandalf is awe-inspiring, not.....

swag.

Even uttering that word fills my gob with vile bile.
#104 to #83 - herbolifee (02/05/2013) [-]
Be advised: The person above me can't take a joke.
Be advised: The person above me can't take a joke.
User avatar #128 to #126 - herbolifee (02/05/2013) [-]
Thanks good sir, I was in need of that one
User avatar #195 to #104 - naeoro (02/06/2013) [-]
T'is not a joke, t'is brainwashing.
#140 to #104 - katypower (02/05/2013) [-]
Affirmative, Wha- What do we do about him.
#77 to #72 - thewitchking (02/05/2013) [-]
You have no power here, Gandalf the White!
You have no power here, Gandalf the White!
User avatar #201 to #77 - lordnerevar (02/10/2013) [-]
Don't remember seeing this in the trilogy... Which is it from? D:
User avatar #202 to #201 - thewitchking (02/10/2013) [-]
The Return of the King Extended edition
User avatar #203 to #202 - lordnerevar (02/11/2013) [-]
Thanks, gonna have to find that.
User avatar #101 to #77 - heartlessrobot (02/05/2013) [-]
Wizards of the Black are better than those of the White.
User avatar #108 to #101 - rhblink (02/05/2013) [-]
witch king got killed by a woman, so no
#2 - angrygirl (02/04/2013) [-]
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**angrygirl rolled a random image posted in comment #188208 at Ponyville **

What I did when I stayed past my curfew
User avatar #162 to #2 - kanpai (02/05/2013) [-]
it looks like that pony is receiving anal sex from whatever you might have put in that file...
User avatar #199 to #162 - vexaton (02/07/2013) [-]
That's what I said in the comment below, but I got a sea of red thumbs... What the hell
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User avatar #30 to #7 - regdestroy (02/05/2013) [-]
What the hell is a folder of cocks? I'm more worried about you than for him.
User avatar #91 to #30 - vexaton (02/05/2013) [-]
Folder of pictures of cocks...
#158 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Unless your parents are ******* paying for it you ungrateful bastards
#135 - pokim (02/05/2013) [-]
**pokim rolled a random image posted in comment #2949797 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mom's face when
**pokim rolled a random image posted in comment #2949797 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mom's face when
#134 - yurilowenthalll (02/05/2013) [-]
**yurilowenthalll rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at pr0n ** MFW
User avatar #79 - bulwark (02/05/2013) [-]
Okay seriously... this is obviously fake... but the reason I feel a need to adress this is because.

What kind of mom writes like that? >_> (and no, those under 18 don't count)
#121 to #79 - awfulwaffles (02/05/2013) [-]
It's not fake. Not everyone's mom is like your mom, my mom types like that for example. When i asked her why, she just said its because she hated texting but knew text lingo so just wanted to type it out as fast as she could.
User avatar #131 to #121 - bulwark (02/05/2013) [-]
And that is my point... usually older people (40+) have no ******* idea about text lingo and that **** ...
User avatar #138 to #131 - katypower (02/05/2013) [-]
They don't really know...They just have a paper with that **** written on it....
User avatar #139 to #138 - bulwark (02/05/2013) [-]
Like that one with the mom who thinks "Lol" means "Lots of Love" and writes it in a message about the persons grandma died.
User avatar #141 to #139 - katypower (02/05/2013) [-]
No...Like where one thought ''-_-'' Meant '' **** you''
User avatar #143 to #141 - bulwark (02/05/2013) [-]
Dear god... -_-
User avatar #142 to #141 - katypower (02/05/2013) [-]
-_-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #163 to #79 - dengekisushi (02/05/2013) [-]
My mom types like that.
I hate it but it's whatever.
User avatar #107 to #79 - snakefire (02/05/2013) [-]
My mom texts exactly like that.

I text in completely coherent sentences, and meanwhile she's talking like a teenage girl with brain damage.
User avatar #89 to #79 - candytaker (02/05/2013) [-]
My mom texts even worse than that.
#90 to #89 - bulwark (02/05/2013) [-]
And I rage at my friends when they just write "u" instead of "you"... if my mom did that... I... I... I would murder the bitch.
#93 to #90 - tjocksnorris (02/05/2013) [-]
No you wouldn't
#81 to #79 - curtisbentley (02/05/2013) [-]
My mum texts like that. My grandmother texted like that. I tend to find that 40+ adults don't go out the way to use capitals and full-stops because typing on a phone is hard enough as it is.
My mum texts like that. My grandmother texted like that. I tend to find that 40+ adults don't go out the way to use capitals and full-stops because typing on a phone is hard enough as it is.
User avatar #88 to #81 - bulwark (02/05/2013) [-]
Okay... next time one of my older relatives claim not to know how "this phone works"... Imma just ignore them.
User avatar #5 - sausageparty (02/05/2013) [-]
Curfew. Isn't that something you have when you're like 12? lol
#113 to #5 - elcreepo (02/05/2013) [-]
I had a curfew until I was 20.    
   
My mom had little to no reason to trust me outside at night.
I had a curfew until I was 20.

My mom had little to no reason to trust me outside at night.
User avatar #11 to #5 - sketchE (02/05/2013) [-]
curfew is:
A. usually a city ordnance that requires people under the age of 18 or 17 to be home before a certain time
B. something a good parent sets to have accountabiity of their child for safety as well as making they get proper sleep for school.
C. something i can all but guarantee you still have even though you think your a badass for staying out past it every other night
User avatar #18 to #11 - sausageparty (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm 22 years old. So no I don't have a curfew. And as far as I remember I didn't have one for quite a few years.
User avatar #103 to #18 - sketchE (02/05/2013) [-]
then see b
User avatar #169 to #103 - sausageparty (02/06/2013) [-]
What are you saying. That my parents should decide over me when I'm 22?
User avatar #173 to #169 - sketchE (02/06/2013) [-]
Your saying its strange that people had curfews after 12. I was saying good parents enforce a curfew at list till they graduated high school
User avatar #175 to #173 - sausageparty (02/06/2013) [-]
No, I didn't say that. I agree that any good parent should enforce a curfew over their children. So did my parents. But notice the word "children". Children rarely go to college. Having a curfew up until the age of 20, like elcreepo said he did, is absolutely ridiculous
User avatar #197 to #175 - elcreepo (02/06/2013) [-]
It's not ridiculous when, at the age of twelve, you were found driving a street sweeper down main street.

Not when, at sixteen, you accepted a dare and set Johnny Pesco (not real name) on fire.

Not when half your life was spent being a little faggot that the police and your parents have to deal with.
User avatar #198 to #197 - sausageparty (02/07/2013) [-]
Well I see. I suppose I can understand your parents then.
#82 - lamaswithhats (02/05/2013) [-]
Watch this GIF and open Thrift Shop by Macklemore at 3:17.    
It looks killer
Watch this GIF and open Thrift Shop by Macklemore at 3:17.
It looks killer
User avatar #110 to #82 - budunovukai (02/05/2013) [-]
Don't make me do things to make me laugh, I don't like doing things.
#66 - origommi (02/05/2013) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #177 at Futurama Science ** < Does not apply here!
#144 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
LOL xD
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