jean-claude van damme. . A cookie has no soul, it' s just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there’: the potential for life." l love animals jean-claude van damme A cookie has no soul it' s just a But before it was milk and eggs And in there’: the potential for life " l love animals
Upload
Login or register

jean-claude van damme

A cookie has no soul, it' s
just a cookie. But before
it was milk and eggs. And
in eggs there’: the
potential for life."
l love animals. I have nine dogs and a kitty. My
biggest orgasm - ndt' in a sexual way - is to walk
with my dogs on the beach."
a most sensitive
beings
My last Sight was more than 20 y " ago. I' m not a lighter, I' m a
lover. going bad about ml, I will walk
away. /Y if Q guy like Steven Seagal slaps me once, I will slap him
twice N""' We is full of violence.”
Est sexual partner,!
gut she’ g
ihe
across my living room fro
window, it takes me seconds, butter a bird It takes one
second, and for oxygen zero "
tit you cannot I
Air is a little r".
31 am fascinated by air.
to the ground.
the year 3, 000,
people are going to
speak with sound K
waves. Don' t think I' m
crazy, the whales do
it. Dolphins too."
...
+170
Views: 11040 Submitted: 02/04/2013
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (14)
[ 14 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
12 comments displayed.
#3 - gilliam
Reply +19
(02/05/2013) [-]
I hereby extend my sincerest apologies to the world representing the Belgian people.
#5 - myrrdhin
Reply +12
(02/05/2013) [-]
#9 - Dakafal
Reply +11
(02/05/2013) [-]
At first I was like, okay, that's kinda deep I guess. Then it slowly descended into madness.
At first I was like, okay, that's kinda deep I guess. Then it slowly descended into madness.
#4 - mynameislego
Reply +9
(02/05/2013) [-]
No...this...can't...be...real...
No...this...can't...be...real...
#11 - kingothy
Reply +7
(02/05/2013) [-]
It's milk and eggs bitch.
#13 to #11 - Griketwentyten
Reply 0
(02/05/2013) [-]
I'm in lesbians with this comment!
#14 to #11 - kyrozor
Reply 0
(02/05/2013) [-]
Best line in the whole movie.
#6 - asmodeu
Reply +6
(02/05/2013) [-]
The first one actually made me think a bit. I thought he was saying something about healthy food or how life feeds on life - and how we destroy more life in order to survive.

Then I read the next ones and realized he's just retarded.
#2 - BlackBadger
Reply +6
(02/05/2013) [-]
Oh ****, please say more things.
#8 - azraelthemage
Reply +5
(02/05/2013) [-]
"In the year 3000, we will speak with sound waves."

Don't we do that now?
#7 - mcpatmat
Reply +4
(02/05/2013) [-]
He's right on one point though, he's brain is like air in a way that his skull is probably pretty empty...
#1 - scorcho
Reply +3
(02/05/2013) [-]
for ***** sake jean!
[ 14 comments ]
Leave a comment