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Religion: How to do it RIGHT.

 
Religion: How to do it RIGHT.. Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down. I'll wait. Go get a notepad. ... Got one yet? What do you me

Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down.
I'll wait. Go get a notepad.

...

Got one yet?
What do you mean you don't have any pens?! Here, borrow mine.

...

No no, it should have plenty of ink, I just bought a fresh pack last Thursday...

God dammit, hold on, lemme go check my desk, be right back.

...

Okay **** I don't have any spare pens.. My piece of **** receptionist must've taken them.
I hate her, I was thinking about firing her a few weeks ago. She's a huge bitch.

No, like, she's lazy and gripes far too much for the pay she gets.
Do you think I should fire her?

yeah, you're probably right.

Oh yeah, the notepad.
Here, just use this marker I guess, it's a good marker.
It doesn't bleed through the paper like most markers do. I think I got it at my son's kindergarten.

...

Alright, did you write it down?

Good! Let me see.

just.. give me the paper...
No, let go!
GIVE ME THE PAPER GOD DAMMIT
J- GIVE ME- SON OF A BI- ARGH!

...

This is a drawing of a cartoon penis...

...

Get the **** out of my office.

...

AND I'M FIRING THE RECEPTIONIST.

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#10 - Dakafal
Reply +225
(02/05/2013) [-]
This IS the majority of Christians. People just don't realize it because the assholes like the WBBC are much more noticable.
#27 to #10 - rhiaanor
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(02/05/2013) [-]
oh believe me, noone in their right mind will realate westboro with anyone else, now yo uare just insulting my intelligence buddy.
#45 to #27 - ichbinlecher
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(02/05/2013) [-]
I am glad to hear that people don't associate WBBC with the rest of us. For my purposes (understanding the pulse of generation) would you mind telling me what "religion" you fall in to (quotations used in order to include atheism and agnosticism or other things that aren't really religions but answer my question all the same - basically I can't remember what word I wanted).
#217 to #45 - rhiaanor
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(02/05/2013) [-]
atheist, and apparently people like westboro according to the negative thumbs i'm getting
#380 to #217 - ichbinlecher
Reply 0
(02/05/2013) [-]
I think it's to do with the insulting intelligence comment - because apparently people haven't figured out that sarcasm reigns supreme online.

But thank you very much, that helps - now to try and pay more attention to other peoples reactions as well.
#304 to #10 - mlpokeyuan
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(02/05/2013) [-]
I've only met one nice Christian, and he's one of my closest friends. I hated going to church because of the people, and it was boring. The ones I have met are very judgmental, excluding my direct family. It's a social competition.
#416 to #10 - pokemonstheshiz
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Not quite as much in the south. Nice ones are probably still the majority, but there's a lot of dicks
#66 to #10 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
same with muslims, jews, and every other religion.
#71 to #66 - theivindon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
growing up with muslims, i know that's not true. At least not in some parts of norway.
#202 to #71 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#479 to #202 - theivindon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
thats why i said at least not in some parts of norway. That's very limitied imo
#96 to #10 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
nope sry you're all sick ***** who want to burn everybody who doesn't agree with you so stfu
#11 to #10 - phunkyzilla
Reply +29
(02/05/2013) [-]
I agree whole heartedly. I mean seriously who in the **** is gonna watch news like "A Christian organization welcomes the gays!"
#46 to #11 - ichbinlecher
Reply +2
(02/05/2013) [-]
In today's news, a Christian man saw a homeless man and gave a couple of dollars, had friendly conversation with his gay neighbors, and prayed for God's will to be done in the nation, whether that aligned with his political beliefs or not.

Might be a stretch on that last one.
#2 - odytoboman
Reply +149
(02/05/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist and I approve of these theists.
#5 - thunderpony
Reply +95
(02/05/2013) [-]
i love these kinds of Christians, why can't there be more of them?
i love these kinds of Christians, why can't there be more of them?
#8 to #5 - joshofsouls [OP]
Reply +21
(02/05/2013) [-]
out of 7 billion people, I'm sure there's a lot of people like this.
#13 to #5 - cyannat
Reply +21
(02/05/2013) [-]
Thats how the majority of christens are, we're just quiet about it. And this kinda stuff isn't publicized like the hate is though
#6 to #5 - recoveryone
Reply +140
(02/05/2013) [-]
Silent majority?
#47 to #6 - ichbinlecher
Reply +4
(02/05/2013) [-]
Unfortunately fortunately true. It is unfortunate because, being silent, we are not heard of. It is fortunate because I really don't think that being nice or loving should be talked about, it is its own reward.
#58 to #47 - italianrambo
Reply +2
(02/05/2013) [-]
Bueno
#36 - blackbatman
Reply +78
(02/05/2013) [-]
i believe in shek
#242 to #36 - uzzwick
Reply -2
(02/05/2013) [-]
so u better check urself
#44 to #36 - slipperyjoe
Reply +1
(02/05/2013) [-]
This is MY swamp.
#153 to #36 - missing
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#412 to #36 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +2
(02/05/2013) [-]
Shrekmate made me lose my ****
#75 to #36 - wafflecakelol **User deleted account**
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#105 - joshofsouls [OP]
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(02/05/2013) [-]

Y'know.
I do quite enjoy it when despite posting something completely non-hateful, I still managed to spark several arguments, and piss off an Anon in the process.

And not that many people noticed my description.
#111 to #105 - Eralus
Reply +44
(02/05/2013) [-]
I noticed the description. It was epic.
I noticed the description. It was epic.
#1 - dickbewt
Reply +35
(02/04/2013) [-]
The post gave me feels.
The tag's made me wat.
The description made me Laugh my arse off.
#418 - fireonthemoon **User deleted account**
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#207 - johnnyferno
Reply +23
(02/05/2013) [-]
There are NICE religious people out there?!
There are NICE religious people out there?!
#296 to #207 - senhortobias
Reply -5
(02/05/2013) [-]
no, these are disguised atheists
#246 to #207 - ugottanked
Reply +1
(02/05/2013) [-]
indeed, there are :3
#218 - geopex
Reply +20
(02/05/2013) [-]
It is always good to see people trying to get rid of hate.
It is always good to see people trying to get rid of hate.
#231 - stratosrider
Reply +16
(02/05/2013) [-]
Glad to see some representation of REAL Christians.
Glad to see some representation of REAL Christians.
#232 to #231 - RandomAnonGuy
Reply +4
(02/05/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as a "real" Christian. What you call real Christian someone else calls heretics and blasphemers. I'd call them normal or good Christians.
#234 to #232 - stratosrider
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(02/05/2013) [-]
I suppose... I guess what I meant by "real" are those who follow what the bible (the second Testament, btw) has taught. But you're right. Maybe "real" isn't the best term.
#383 to #234 - masterfuck
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Those who follow what the Bible have taught is not the kind of christians above. These are people who have interpreted the Bible in a good way. If they followed the Bible they would also "hate" (for instance homosexuals), like it does.
#452 to #383 - stratosrider
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Well, that's not how I was taught (I'm Roman Catholic). Honestly, it depends on what denomination you are a part of. The way I was taught, the Bible's first testament does indeed speak of little tolerance for anyone else, but the second testament has Jesus telling us to follow the new ways of tolerance and peace, and only by loving our neighbor as ourselves will we be pleasing to God, and make it to heaven.
...but that's how I was taught. I know not every Christian is the same. The people above look like people who might be a part of the same denomination as me.
#236 to #234 - RandomAnonGuy
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(02/05/2013) [-]
There's problems with rating people by how closely they follow the new testament.
>Cherrypicking
>Interpretation
>Not everyone can be bothered reading it all
>Translations
#238 to #236 - stratosrider
Reply +3
(02/05/2013) [-]
Hm. Then maybe I should rephrase my previous post:
"I'm so glad to see Christians who don't act like total jerks to the rest of society."
#239 to #238 - RandomAnonGuy
Reply -2
(02/05/2013) [-]
That I can agree on.
#259 to #232 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(02/05/2013) [-]
DERRRRR I ARGUE ABOUT SEMANTICS BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN SOUND SMART
#262 to #259 - RandomAnonGuy
Reply -2
(02/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, **** you too buddy.