Religion: How to do it RIGHT.. Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down. I'll wait. Go get a notepad. ... Got one yet? What do you me
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Religion: How to do it RIGHT.

Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down.
I'll wait. Go get a notepad.
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Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down.
I'll wait. Go get a notepad.

...

Got one yet?
What do you mean you don't have any pens?! Here, borrow mine.

...

No no, it should have plenty of ink, I just bought a fresh pack last Thursday...

God dammit, hold on, lemme go check my desk, be right back.

...

Okay **** I don't have any spare pens.. My piece of **** receptionist must've taken them.
I hate her, I was thinking about firing her a few weeks ago. She's a huge bitch.

No, like, she's lazy and gripes far too much for the pay she gets.
Do you think I should fire her?

yeah, you're probably right.

Oh yeah, the notepad.
Here, just use this marker I guess, it's a good marker.
It doesn't bleed through the paper like most markers do. I think I got it at my son's kindergarten.

...

Alright, did you write it down?

Good! Let me see.

just.. give me the paper...
No, let go!
GIVE ME THE PAPER GOD DAMMIT
J- GIVE ME- SON OF A BI- ARGH!

...

This is a drawing of a cartoon penis...

...

Get the **** out of my office.

...

AND I'M FIRING THE RECEPTIONIST.

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#539 - iamnuff (08/20/2013) [-]
Atheist here, and I still think we could do with a lot more of this.


its better than the alternative.

User avatar #510 - jellybob ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
dat description
#499 - theonewhoderps (02/05/2013) [-]
I believe in FSM
but still a good post and description
#475 - baditch ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
The thing is there ARE people like this. It's just not the good people that go around with signs.
#474 - JFINE (02/05/2013) [-]
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#468 - bigpapichulo (02/05/2013) [-]
**bigpapichulo rolled a random image posted in comment #2985617 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
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User avatar #465 - ichbinzweijahrealt (02/05/2013) [-]
Now, we should set on fire westboro baptist church and kill its adepts
#464 - hikarimiku (02/05/2013) [-]
I enjoyed your description XD
#467 to #464 - joshofsouls ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm happy I could entertain you, good sir.



I'm happy I could entertain you, good sir.
#460 - mrmuggles (02/05/2013) [-]
Well, what do you know.
Well, what do you know.
#454 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
This is gay propaganda not a view of religious people. No one cares who you are ******* . Stop this **** already.
#457 to #454 - joshofsouls ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]



Oh man, an anon asked people to stop doing something.
We should do just that, we wouldn't want to upset someone on the internet.
#451 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
**** you **** you ass ******* asshat joshofsouls, you suck dick so hard your mother can feel it in her mouth!
#462 to #451 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
Hey don't be mean to him, that's not nice
#459 to #451 - mrdarp (02/05/2013) [-]
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#456 to #451 - joshofsouls ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]



Why must you hurt my feelings.
User avatar #450 - garvielxloken (02/05/2013) [-]
Did anyone else read the description...? xD Lol
#448 - doyouevenupload (02/05/2013) [-]
Welcome satan!
User avatar #525 to #448 - thatnerdyguy (02/06/2013) [-]
Ok, the free wifi zone one got me.
#498 to #448 - englman (02/05/2013) [-]
I.. Can't... BREATH...
I.. Can't... BREATH...
#453 to #448 - joshofsouls ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]


Now THAT is funny.
A thumb for you, good sir.
#520 to #453 - doyouevenupload (02/05/2013) [-]
Thank you sir!    
   
have this gif.
Thank you sir!

have this gif.
User avatar #442 - douevensax (02/05/2013) [-]
Fj..... you finally realized... you ******* .... good for you. Good for you.
#434 - kez (02/05/2013) [-]
Title Fixed*

Religion: How to ignore it and do what you think is right then claim it has anything to do with the religion you are ignoring by doing these things.

#478 to #434 - Logicaltightrope (02/05/2013) [-]
You seem not to understand even the most basic foundations of Christianity.
You seem not to understand even the most basic foundations of Christianity.
#540 to #478 - iamnuff (08/20/2013) [-]
eh, have you READ the bible?

half is it is this "love thy fellow man" stuff, and the other half is "slaughter every last ************ who follows a different god"

not even counting the old testament.

personally, i just wish all christians would pick the same side.


If they turn into old testement style gay/black/jew burning monsters, we can finally get rid of them, and if they turn into Jesus's example following peace loving hippies, then the world would be a much better place.


either way, we could finally end all these religious arguments.
User avatar #541 to #540 - Logicaltightrope (08/20/2013) [-]
Holy necropost, batman!

I agree, people need to pick a side, and imo, the only valid side is with Jesus. People who follow what the Bible says but not what Jesus said are doing it solely because they want to selfishly preserve their believe system. They are not good Christians, and they don't understand the foundations of Christianity either.
#526 to #478 - kez (02/06/2013) [-]
Nah. I just would never pick and choose what i do then claim I follow something I dont
#433 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
I swear all of you ******* on this piece of **** site try SOO hard to be like 4chan, when in reality the 4chan community hates you ******* just as much as 9gag. you idiots think it's cool to litterally BRAG about being athiest. i'm athiest , just not nearly as stupid as the 15 yeear old kids on this stupid website.
User avatar #437 to #433 - Whaaaaaaaaa (02/05/2013) [-]
Someone missed their nap today.
User avatar #430 - fukkendragonite (02/05/2013) [-]
thumbed for the desc.
#425 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
VIPER 9! WE GOT PISSED OFF ATHEISTS INCOMING!!! MAN THE TRENCHES!
User avatar #421 - lemonpledge (02/05/2013) [-]
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ. - Gandhi
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