Religion: How to do it RIGHT.. Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down. I'll wait. Go get a notepad. ... Got one yet? What do you me Religion proper dont hate only love Good christians Signs God People dolphinrape
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Religion: How to do it RIGHT.

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Religion: How to do it RIGHT.. Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down. I'll wait. Go get a notepad. ... Got one yet? What do you me

Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down.
I'll wait. Go get a notepad.

...

Got one yet?
What do you mean you don't have any pens?! Here, borrow mine.

...

No no, it should have plenty of ink, I just bought a fresh pack last Thursday...

God dammit, hold on, lemme go check my desk, be right back.

...

Okay **** I don't have any spare pens.. My piece of **** receptionist must've taken them.
I hate her, I was thinking about firing her a few weeks ago. She's a huge bitch.

No, like, she's lazy and gripes far too much for the pay she gets.
Do you think I should fire her?

yeah, you're probably right.

Oh yeah, the notepad.
Here, just use this marker I guess, it's a good marker.
It doesn't bleed through the paper like most markers do. I think I got it at my son's kindergarten.

...

Alright, did you write it down?

Good! Let me see.

just.. give me the paper...
No, let go!
GIVE ME THE PAPER GOD DAMMIT
J- GIVE ME- SON OF A BI- ARGH!

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This is a drawing of a cartoon penis...

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Get the **** out of my office.

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AND I'M FIRING THE RECEPTIONIST.

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#36 - blackbatman (02/05/2013) [-]
i believe in shek
User avatar #242 to #36 - uzzwick (02/05/2013) [-]
so u better check urself
#44 to #36 - slipperyjoe (02/05/2013) [-]
This is MY swamp.
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#153 to #36 - missing has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #412 to #36 - ICEDgrunge (02/05/2013) [-]
Shrekmate made me lose my ****
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#75 to #36 - wafflecakelol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - dickbewt (02/04/2013) [-]
The post gave me feels.
The tag's made me wat.
The description made me Laugh my arse off.
User avatar #10 - Dakafal (02/05/2013) [-]
This IS the majority of Christians. People just don't realize it because the assholes like the WBBC are much more noticable.
User avatar #304 to #10 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I've only met one nice Christian, and he's one of my closest friends. I hated going to church because of the people, and it was boring. The ones I have met are very judgmental, excluding my direct family. It's a social competition.
User avatar #416 to #10 - pokemonstheshiz (02/05/2013) [-]
Not quite as much in the south. Nice ones are probably still the majority, but there's a lot of dicks
#96 to #10 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
nope sry you're all sick ***** who want to burn everybody who doesn't agree with you so stfu
User avatar #27 to #10 - rhiaanor ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
oh believe me, noone in their right mind will realate westboro with anyone else, now yo uare just insulting my intelligence buddy.
#45 to #27 - ichbinlecher (02/05/2013) [-]
I am glad to hear that people don't associate WBBC with the rest of us. For my purposes (understanding the pulse of generation) would you mind telling me what "religion" you fall in to (quotations used in order to include atheism and agnosticism or other things that aren't really religions but answer my question all the same - basically I can't remember what word I wanted).
User avatar #217 to #45 - rhiaanor ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
atheist, and apparently people like westboro according to the negative thumbs i'm getting
#380 to #217 - ichbinlecher (02/05/2013) [-]
I think it's to do with the insulting intelligence comment - because apparently people haven't figured out that sarcasm reigns supreme online.

But thank you very much, that helps - now to try and pay more attention to other peoples reactions as well.
#66 to #10 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
same with muslims, jews, and every other religion.
User avatar #71 to #66 - theivindon (02/05/2013) [-]
growing up with muslims, i know that's not true. At least not in some parts of norway.
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User avatar #479 to #202 - theivindon (02/05/2013) [-]
thats why i said at least not in some parts of norway. That's very limitied imo
User avatar #11 to #10 - phunkyzilla (02/05/2013) [-]
I agree whole heartedly. I mean seriously who in the **** is gonna watch news like "A Christian organization welcomes the gays!"
#46 to #11 - ichbinlecher (02/05/2013) [-]
In today's news, a Christian man saw a homeless man and gave a couple of dollars, had friendly conversation with his gay neighbors, and prayed for God's will to be done in the nation, whether that aligned with his political beliefs or not.

Might be a stretch on that last one.
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User avatar #2 - odytoboman (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist and I approve of these theists.
#274 - sparkofinsanity (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh god the description.
User avatar #355 - cumwhore (02/05/2013) [-]
Um... this is most Christians... WBC has some 100 people.
User avatar #388 to #355 - rebby (02/05/2013) [-]
they have like 80-something people
i have more followers on tumblr than wbc
how ******* hilarious
User avatar #359 to #355 - amadeuseap (02/05/2013) [-]
they cry out louder which is why people focus on them more, we just get the run-off hate from them
User avatar #364 to #359 - cumwhore (02/05/2013) [-]
I wish we didn't pay so much attention to them. Sometimes they do traumatic things, like protesting funerals, but the rest of the time they're doing silly things like protesting unisex restrooms. I wish we wouldn't give them any attention unless they were doing something actually terrible.
#5 - thunderpony (02/05/2013) [-]
i love these kinds of Christians, why can't there be more of them?
i love these kinds of Christians, why can't there be more of them?
User avatar #8 to #5 - joshofsouls (02/05/2013) [-]
out of 7 billion people, I'm sure there's a lot of people like this.
User avatar #13 to #5 - cyannat (02/05/2013) [-]
Thats how the majority of christens are, we're just quiet about it. And this kinda stuff isn't publicized like the hate is though
User avatar #6 to #5 - recoveryone ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Silent majority?
#47 to #6 - ichbinlecher (02/05/2013) [-]
Unfortunately fortunately true. It is unfortunate because, being silent, we are not heard of. It is fortunate because I really don't think that being nice or loving should be talked about, it is its own reward.
User avatar #58 to #47 - italianrambo (02/05/2013) [-]
Bueno
#312 - fecal (02/05/2013) [-]
The horror
#469 to #312 - assrumps (02/05/2013) [-]
Her hips are armrests...
User avatar #325 to #312 - gokuismyhero (02/05/2013) [-]
i read that in treetrunks voice.
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User avatar #336 to #334 - gokuismyhero (02/05/2013) [-]
haha it fits with the picture
#218 - geopex (02/05/2013) [-]
It is always good to see people trying to get rid of hate.
It is always good to see people trying to get rid of hate.
#206 - gibroner (02/05/2013) [-]
We need more christians like this
We need more christians like this
#295 to #206 - senhortobias (02/05/2013) [-]
wrong, we need less christians that don't think like this
#346 - srslyjakecease (02/05/2013) [-]
Excellent. Although I myself am not a Christian, I'm glad to see some people actually listen to the messages of their religion, and not just jumping to conclusions from reading 2 sentences of Leviticus.

Religion may be a major inciter of violence in this world, but its only because the stupid violent people use it as an excuse to be stupid and violent, and has very little to do with religion itself. Science has been falsely used, much like religion, to perform some grave atrocities: (eugenics, social Darwinism, etc. all of which where used to justify the Holocaust, racism, sexism, and segregation, and other acts discrimination and mass murder)

So I propose we ignore the fact that people use religion as an excuse to perform heinous acts. Instead, we realize that these people would be this way without any excuse; they just needed something to justify their means to others. We should not put the blame on religion, no more than we should put it on science. We should put it on the shoulders where it belongs, and not on the backs of countless millions being drowned out by the sounds of a violent and vocal minority.
User avatar #391 to #346 - thebritishguy (02/05/2013) [-]
2 sentences of Leviticus? there are loads of verses saying who to kill
User avatar #404 to #391 - srslyjakecease (02/05/2013) [-]
i said it like that to illustrate the fact that if you go arround killing people in the name of the christian god, it is because you didn't read and retain very much of the bible. Especially not the parts that put the word "christ" in christian.
User avatar #407 to #404 - thebritishguy (02/05/2013) [-]
Jesus said to kill disobedient children and beat slaves. I'm not saying that people should do these things I'm saying they shouldn't be ignorant.
#476 to #407 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're a troll or you've never read a word of the new testament. Some of us have moved from concrete to formal operations. Try to catch up before you get on the internet again.
User avatar #482 to #476 - thebritishguy (02/05/2013) [-]
well no everything I am saying is in the bible
www.evilbible.com/what_would_jesus_do.htm
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#374 to #346 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
"christian" is not a religion. Neither is "wiccan"

Should be "Christianity" and "Wicca", respectively.

Most of those are pagan. So why is "paganism" listed?

Science is a religion???

If we accept all peoples, can we still hate idiots?
#385 to #374 - gladiuss (02/05/2013) [-]
Your logic and irrefutable sense will get you killed here, boy. FJ does not want truth enlightenment or perspective. We have our mindless opinions. Your attempt to make us face facts will prove your undoing! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
User avatar #436 to #374 - englman (02/05/2013) [-]
Scientism is a Religion.
Just saying.
User avatar #378 to #374 - spoonless (02/05/2013) [-]
What in ****** name is wrong with you boy?
User avatar #382 to #374 - lewersss (02/05/2013) [-]
re·li·gion
Noun
The belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, esp. a personal God or gods.
Details of belief as taught or discussed.

So whether it be the belief in an ethereal power, such as God, or the belief in science, it's still technically a religion.
We can accept all people, doesn't mean we have to like them, but we can understand them and their ways.
#389 to #382 - gladiuss (02/05/2013) [-]
When a child predator says he was born that way and I should deal with it? I do not have to accept his ways. Not all cultures are worthwhile, (cannibalism), not all religious practices are meaningful, (mutilating sex organs of young women) and not all political stances are acceptable. (Mass murder of 'the unworthy')

I shall now graciously accept your hatred, vituperation and red thumbs. I love you.
#392 to #389 - lewersss (02/05/2013) [-]
Thing is, the only thing you can do about paedophiles etc. is deal with it.   
Not every religious practice  and political stance are meaningful to us, but they are to some people. For whatever reason.
Thing is, the only thing you can do about paedophiles etc. is deal with it.
Not every religious practice and political stance are meaningful to us, but they are to some people. For whatever reason.
User avatar #290 - thelegitmetalhead (02/05/2013) [-]
Nice description, OP. I lol'd.
#158 - ruinsage (02/05/2013) [-]
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I thumbed for the god damn description

OP you brilliant bastard
#160 to #158 - ruinsage (02/05/2013) [-]
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okay, i usually side with the atheists in religious ********** on this side, because they are generally less mad, and argue better.

Reading through the comments today though, all i saw was a bunch of faggots embarrassing themselves.
User avatar #165 to #158 - ifuckedadogonce (02/05/2013) [-]
I didn't read the description until it was pointed out to me, and I actually lol'd.
I pretty much react the same way when someone draws a penis on my school work when I leave my desk for a second.
high school kids are ridiculous.





also, I love Supernatural.
#179 to #172 - ifuckedadogonce (02/05/2013) [-]
yeah? ;)
yeah? ;)
#197 to #195 - ifuckedadogonce (02/05/2013) [-]
well, this has been fun, but sadly, I have school now.    
   
bye awesome FJ user.
well, this has been fun, but sadly, I have school now.

bye awesome FJ user.
#199 to #197 - ruinsage (02/05/2013) [-]
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bye then
#268 - ragingcalm (02/05/2013) [-]
MFW description
MFW description
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#205 - ffffyou (02/05/2013) [-]
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I would protest like this:

I would hold up a blank sign.
Everybody will ask: "why is your sign blank?"
and I will say: "don't let the others to decide what is good and what is bad. This sign is blank because you need to fill it with your opinion"
User avatar #209 to #205 - mulk (02/05/2013) [-]
the gif below summarises my feelings for these thoughts. Well done sir.
User avatar #247 to #205 - crazypotato (02/05/2013) [-]
thats so ******* gay
#470 to #205 - funmanigro (02/05/2013) [-]
i'd draw a dickbutt if i saw you
#474 - JFINE (02/05/2013) [-]
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#386 - origommi (02/05/2013) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at How a gun works ** I'm against picketing, but im not sure how to show it.
#343 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Seeing a lot of comments saying 'Why aren't there more christians like this' makes me realise why so many people on funnyjunk hate on christians and why there are so many religion **** storms.

Atheists be aware, that the majority of christians are like this, the ones you argue with and hate so much. Your view of christians is not how most of them are. And Christians, your view on atheists is probably not entirely accurate either. (From neither an atheist or a christian)
User avatar #446 to #343 - englman (02/05/2013) [-]
He's right. I'm Christian and FunnyJunk has changed my view of Atheists in a very positive way. I've even had the pleasure to discuss Religious ideas with some pretty cool ones too. When we all listen to each other and be tolerant/accepting, I can practically feel the minds opening. It's inspiring.
User avatar #379 to #343 - dpcrosby (02/05/2013) [-]
You sir! I like you and the things you say! :D
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