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Religion: How to do it RIGHT.
Are you writing this down? You should probably be writing this down.
I'll wait. Go get a notepad.
Got one yet?
What do you mean you don't have any pens?! Here, borrow mine.
No no, it should have plenty of ink, I just bought a fresh pack last Thursday...
God dammit, hold on, lemme go check my desk, be right back.
Okay fuck I don't have any spare pens.. My piece of shit receptionist must've taken them.
I hate her, I was thinking about firing her a few weeks ago. She's a huge bitch.
No, like, she's lazy and gripes far too much for the pay she gets.
Do you think I should fire her?
yeah, you're probably right.
Oh yeah, the notepad.
Here, just use this marker I guess, it's a good marker.
It doesn't bleed through the paper like most markers do. I think I got it at my son's kindergarten.
Alright, did you write it down?
Good! Let me see.
just.. give me the paper...
No, let go!
GIVE ME THE PAPER GOD DAMMIT
J- GIVE ME- SON OF A BI- ARGH!
This is a drawing of a cartoon penis...
Get the fuck out of my office.
AND I'M FIRING THE RECEPTIONIST.
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