Deities of deliciousness.. I saw this on facebook and just HAD to printscreen it to share with funnyjunk. This girl is awesome.. people. blacman: things ct Find
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Deities of deliciousness.

Deities of deliciousness.. I saw this on facebook and just HAD to printscreen it to share with funnyjunk. This girl is awesome.. people. blacman: things ct Find

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#78 - bloodmachine (02/05/2013) [-]
looks like a pile of ****
#95 to #78 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
what's the difference?
User avatar #136 to #78 - xdjerredlongxd (02/05/2013) [-]
This indisputable evidence proves that all Muslims know Allah looks like a soft serve **** , and that they thought Burger King was making fun of him.
User avatar #208 to #78 - mucrush (02/05/2013) [-]
Its meant to look like ice cream. Probably chocolate, I dunno
User avatar #90 to #78 - imherenowtoo (02/05/2013) [-]
Allah looks like **** .... Allah therefore must be **** .
#152 to #90 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
As a Muslim, that burger king pic didn't offend me. But your comment? Um, you can go choke on a giant dick. You're the one who should be banned- from this planet. Asshole.
#85 to #78 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Where? do you think you could maybe point it out for me? im not sure where i should be looking.... :/
#143 to #78 - fourtwentt (02/05/2013) [-]
what if burger king intentionally made a **** allah ice cream


pic sorta related, couldnt find a blank..work with me
#11 - respectacles (02/04/2013) [-]
Everyone has the right to believe in their own god, even if its a smelly brown god
User avatar #1 - pappanoodles (02/04/2013) [-]
looks more like a turd to me
User avatar #260 to #1 - buttholee (09/30/2013) [-]
ahaha!
User avatar #2 to #1 - shadir (02/04/2013) [-]
Exactly what they mean
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#178 to #168 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
Do you have that gif with out the stupid pony?   
   
i was about to upload it but then i saw the MLP 			****		 so i ran and hided
Do you have that gif with out the stupid pony?

i was about to upload it but then i saw the MLP **** so i ran and hided
User avatar #185 to #178 - takesomemorewater ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
You are overreacting...
#188 to #185 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
Do this look like the face of over reacting to you?
User avatar #192 to #188 - takesomemorewater ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
No. It's the face of a massive ******** , a mass murderer. An idiot that people wish was dead, that you seem to have pictures off for some reason.

Are you one of those kids?
User avatar #196 to #192 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better then i am from Norway
#198 to #196 - takesomemorewater ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
You are an asshole. Because you can hide behind that anonymous status of yours, you suddenly have the balls to type and post demented 			****		 like that.
You are an asshole. Because you can hide behind that anonymous status of yours, you suddenly have the balls to type and post demented **** like that.
#201 to #198 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
This is the internett every thing i do here is irrelevant to who i am in real life.   
   
I would never post this as not anon becuase then it is "IRL" this is a joke every thing i say is a joke if you get mad by it then welcome to the internett bro   
   
Why are all the ponies so butthurt? i mean if you say some thing about ponies then they go all allah on you, while if some one jokes about any thing else they are like it is fine bro...   
   
It is almost like you bronies comes frmo another dimension of the internett
This is the internett every thing i do here is irrelevant to who i am in real life.

I would never post this as not anon becuase then it is "IRL" this is a joke every thing i say is a joke if you get mad by it then welcome to the internett bro

Why are all the ponies so butthurt? i mean if you say some thing about ponies then they go all allah on you, while if some one jokes about any thing else they are like it is fine bro...

It is almost like you bronies comes frmo another dimension of the internett
User avatar #202 to #201 - takesomemorewater ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
So a troll then. Well enjoy your internet experience then. Also...not a brony...I thoughroughly dislike that community.
User avatar #204 to #202 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
I am sorry i am not trolling now:3

trolling is a art! I am just making jokes:) i am sick of all the people thinking saying **** you are trolling it is not...
User avatar #205 to #204 - takesomemorewater ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Well go ahead then. **** if I care anymore.
#207 to #205 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
So why are you replying?
So why are you replying?
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#183 to #178 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#187 to #183 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
No:) Lets just say that the problem is dead now:3
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#193 to #187 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#211 to #206 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #244 to #193 - weirdoo (02/05/2013) [-]
Are you a shrink?
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#194 to #193 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
1:Hooray i have a sad mental helth issue:D

2:I hate bronies not 5 year old girls but i know that there are no 5 year old girls here

(no worry about red thumbs i never thumb down any one who i discust* with)
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#197 to #195 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
Well i read the first part and some of the second part.

so you got that right:)

(keep thumbing down my comment it makes your arguement so much better)
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#203 to #200 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
Well yeah sorry but based on it is -1 almost every where i said that:3

any way i dont care all the bronies are butthurt, i dont rage like **** every time some one say some thing about Lol or other things i like:)

I just find it cute how bronies rages all the time,they are raging harder then xbox kids
User avatar #209 to #203 - fukkendragonite (02/05/2013) [-]
well have you a look-see a this...

www.funnyjunk.com/random/797753#797753
#212 to #209 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
Meh no worry i find that even more funny:3
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User avatar #213 to #210 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
LOL this makes me so happy you are making me famous son
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#214 to #213 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#220 to #214 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
You see i just manege to turn this arguement into you agreeing with me also you post it on random to annoy even more people and you becomes the same piece of **** as i am...
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User avatar #217 to #216 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
sure what ever
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User avatar #181 to #179 - nikkomothafucka (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh well thx any way:3
#8 - buttholee (02/04/2013) [-]
What doesn't make muslums upset?
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User avatar #58 to #8 - alexandereissa (02/05/2013) [-]
Dude come on. Some Muslims have to take a rest from beating their wives and show their sensitives side sometimes.
User avatar #65 to #8 - johnnybtrollin (02/05/2013) [-]
bad hygiene, hairy women, towels, sexy goats, tnt, c4, rpgs.

just to name a few.
User avatar #16 to #8 - cadaverbox (02/05/2013) [-]
bestiality
User avatar #15 to #8 - Faz (02/04/2013) [-]
Pokemon, it taught them self destruct.
#29 to #17 - buttholee (02/05/2013) [-]
You win this round......   
   
fedex was behind 9/11
You win this round......

fedex was behind 9/11
#54 to #29 - fedexman (02/05/2013) [-]
goddammit
User avatar #111 - shredheadxd (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm a muslim and I think this is ridiculous... It's **** like this that makes everyone hate us!

...and 9/11.
#116 to #111 - kmutbutt (02/05/2013) [-]
It's probably more of " **** like this".
#169 to #111 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
It's unfortunate that so many people judge Muslims based on the actions of a small minority. It'd be as if we classified all Christians based on the actions of the Westboro Baptist Church.
#121 - Siphus (02/05/2013) [-]
Why the **** do so many people think they can force a ban on something just because they are offended by it???
User avatar #160 to #121 - ivoryhammer (02/05/2013) [-]
Because it works, look at all the stupid housewives that get things banned because they find it offensive. If it didn't work, people wouldn't do it
User avatar #215 to #121 - blasthurrdurr (02/05/2013) [-]
that's why i'd do the oposite!


bro's hear me out.

let's start a religion where cannabis is the center of it.

tell them that we have to smoke atleast 3 times a day

get offended if we don't get to smoke.

it get's legalized for us because we get offended that it's illegal

???

profit
User avatar #221 to #121 - daentraya (02/05/2013) [-]
Because religion. Since religion is widespread and theres many of them, and a large amount of people take each serious, it's bound to cause some illogical ******** problems..
I'm still amazed by religion and how people believe in it, and i understand none of it
User avatar #138 to #121 - Shiny (02/05/2013) [-]
I'd imagine that a lot of Muslim immigrants from the Middle East are used to an extremely rigid religious society.
#127 to #121 - upyoursnumbnuts (02/05/2013) [-]
You're forgetting Muslim politics, "Do what I want or we'll blow something up."
#130 to #127 - frylord (02/05/2013) [-]
fact
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
'Oh my god, this is so stupid, why would they do that?' Why the **** are we blaming the muslims here? Ya, muslims suck, but it's the COMPANY OWNERS that give out under pressure. Holy **** , if I was owner of that company, the second someone says "I'm offended by that, take it down!" I would simply reply with "Tough **** , we're selling it anyways". Problem ******* solved. They don't like it? Good, **** 'em, I don't want anybody who's pussy gets hurt by such a pathetic thing eating my delicious frozen treats anyways.
#61 to #30 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
In my opinion it's probably better they caved in then tried to make a profit. As much as I wouldn't like to cave I'd think it better I do before some extremist beheads someone who is somehow associated with my product.
User avatar #69 to #61 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
And if they did that it would only rally up more hatred toward their religion. You see, your attitude right there, you would cave because you don't want someone getting killed. KILLED! Over ICECREAM! That is UNACCEPTABLE, honestly, if I were a dictator, the first death that resulted from muslim extremism, I would put a crack-down on every single mosque. People shouldn't HAVE to ban things on fear that they will be KILLED! And yet we let this happen for what? To be tolerant? The same way muslims are so tolerant to the people they kill?

Unacceptable is the ONLY word for it
User avatar #177 to #69 - InglushMayjur (02/05/2013) [-]
Thank God you aren't a dictator then, because that would mean the end of freedom of religion as we know it.

I'm sorry, but you can't just discriminate against an entire group based on the actions of a minority. Look at the Westboro Baptists. Are they total twats? Yes. Are they Christian? Yes. Does that mean all Christians are total twats? Probably not, no. The same applies to Muslims. Yes, there are radical Muslims, and yes, many of them can be total dickheads. But by no means does that apply to all Muslims, yet we're so willing as a society to just lump the normal people in with the radicals, so long as they follow a religion we aren't familiar with.

Admittedly, the headline of the article contributes to this misunderstanding. If it had been, say, a small group of minority Christians or Jews protesting over the ice cream, the headline would have read, "Christian Organization" instead of Christians. We're too willing as a society to assume that all Muslims are all the same, simply because they believe something different, and because we don't demand any sort of responsibility from the media, the media continues to spout this viewpoint, further convincing more people that all Muslims are just radical extremists.
User avatar #186 to #177 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
No, you buffoon. Religious freedom is welcome, hell, I'M religious; but nobody should have to FEAR being killed because they drew a derogatory picture over the internet, or even just the FACE of your saviour in a comic.

I'm not discriminating, in modern days, islam has caused more violence and bloodshed than any other religion (note: I never said IN HISTORY, that award goes to christianity, but right NOW, in the past few years, it's been the most violent and bloody), and simply as said, if someone got killed my a muslim over drawing muhamed in a comic, I would put all muslim extremists in the area under lockdown. I will NOT let "tolerance" interfere with justice or the safety of my society and people (other muslims included). Indeed, but as far as I know, the Westboro Baptists have never murdered anybody (although I would not let them picket funerals, I would deny any protection they ask for. If they choose to be dicks, they do so at their own risks. If they get their asses kicked, not my problem). You seem to misunderstand, sir; my first comment simply stated that if they had a problem with their symbol on ice-cream (which I highly doubt was put their on purpose) then tough **** , they don't have to eat it, they shouldn't ruin it for anybody else; the gentleman above you then replied that someone could be killed over that, and yes someone could, and in the RESULT of a death, I would arrest and detain all radical muslims. It's not me discriminating, it's simply me saying I will not put up with their ******** because THEY believe it's for their god, same way I wouldn't expect someone to put up with MY ******** because I think it's best for MY god, you see?

Indeed you are correct good sir, and it's unjust how we bunch all muslims together (as I have met my fair share of nice and friendly ones), I get the feeling you are muslim, or at least have muslim friends or family, and if that is the case I apologize if I offended you. I just get a tad...passionate
User avatar #256 to #186 - InglushMayjur (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm not Muslim, nor do I have Muslim family. I'm actually a deist. I know several Muslims though, and, while I'm no expert in the Muslim faith or Muslim history, I've studied it more than most of my countrymen.
And I understand and agree with your argument about how if a few people don't like something, they shouldn't bitch about it and ruin it for everyone. Now, bear with me for a while, because I'm about to rant, but mean no offense.

The argument I take issue with is your statement regarding cracking down on every Mosque. As I said previously, that'd be similar to shutting down every church or synagogue based on the actions of a few, random people. You amend this argument by claiming that you would instead crack down only on extremists, but how do you do that? How do you determine what constitutes extremism? It's the same issue we Americans face on a day to day basis, and we choose to take the easy option; all brown people are terrorists.

I have no counterargument to your claims that Islam, as a religion, has caused more deaths in the modern period than most major religions. I do suggest, however, that you don't look at these deaths as purely a matter of religion. So many Americans simply see a terrorist attack, and, if asked, "Why do they hate us?" simply respond, "Because they're Muslim, and they hate freedom." Yes, this is an oversimplification, but many of my countrymen are unwilling to admit that to Muslims, terrorism is 1) An entirely reasonable backlash against American Imperialism (and that's what it is. Our history of ******* up the Middle East is, quite frankly, a shameful one), and 2) the only effective way to strike back against something as massive and powerful as the American military.

Now, in no way do I endorse terrorism. I think it's horrible. But I think that too often, we're just willing to lump all Muslims together, call them all terrorists or extremists, and wash our hands of the matter. And that just makes things worse.
#42 to #30 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
And then you start losing customers, profits go down, and you can no longer buy your spoiled teenage daughter that Ferrari she wanted for Christmas.
User avatar #45 to #42 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Because radical muslims really make up that much of the population (and if my daughter wants a Ferrari she can get off her fat ass and work for it herself)
User avatar #56 to #30 - philliyoMLB (02/05/2013) [-]
Aaaaaaand that's why you'll never be able to run a business, I don't giva **** about a stance, I would just want to make money.
User avatar #70 to #56 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Aaaaaaand that's why you'll never change anything, because you care more about material gain than the principle of the thing
User avatar #71 to #70 - philliyoMLB (02/05/2013) [-]
Aaaand we just learned about American society and economics.
User avatar #72 to #71 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Let the record stand I'm Canadian, I just hate radical muslims. ANY religious radicals to be exact, even from my own religion. It would be different if we could prove a specific god from X religion existed, but until we do no mercy should be shown to those who kill because of something that may not even exist
User avatar #73 to #72 - philliyoMLB (02/05/2013) [-]
Well, you aren't huge stance on that one buddy, but yeah it's ******** , but it's natural humans.
#5 - mynameishiiiiiiiii (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm Muslim and I think that's ridiculous...
#154 to #5 - masteh (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm ridiculous and I think that's muslim
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User avatar #37 - auraguardian (02/05/2013) [-]
before you know it, scientists will discover a molecular structure with the same shape and muslims will get all pissy and try and ban nature
User avatar #133 to #37 - undeadwill (02/05/2013) [-]
That was smart.

Allah bless this post.
#166 to #133 - undeadwill (02/05/2013) [-]
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Allah
What are you doing
Allah
STAPH
User avatar #51 to #37 - Marker ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Or ban molecules.
#35 - crzycuban (02/05/2013) [-]
MFW ices
#53 to #35 - itsmahameho (02/05/2013) [-]
archer, 			****		 yeah
archer, **** yeah
#55 to #53 - augustusxxiv (02/05/2013) [-]
Lana
Lana
#60 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
It also implied that Allah's signature looks like poop.
#153 to #60 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
**** you
User avatar #159 - mrcheddahcheese (02/05/2013) [-]
I find it kind of ridiculous how it offends people (particularly Muslims) so much. I know im probably going to start a **** storm, but I just find it annoying how anything that is anything closely related to Allah or w.e (sorry not Muslim; don't know terminology) is disrespectful of Allah or something related. For pete sakes, their not intentionally trying to disrespect a religion, or anyone. Someone might say "they did it for publicity" but they didnt know that it would have that effect. (AS AN EXAMPLE) You don't see people going ape **** about a triangle looking object because it looks like the pyramids, I know there isnt any religion involved in that example but its the same situation. You don't see Catholics going crazy about jokes made about the Pope and/or Priests about molesting little kids (although some are true), there are jokes made that all the time but they don't go crazy about it. Same with the Jewish people. They aren't pissed off about all the stereotypical jokes and comic strips about them. They deal with, laugh at it and/or themselves, or just ignore it. I know Muslims take their religion seriously, which is good, cause it shows they care and show pride. But the have to accept the fact that you cannot go around the world demanding things to be removed or w.e just because it remotely looks like Allah. I know this doesn't count for all Muslims but from what keeps on happening, you only hear it from them being peed off and no one else. Sorry if I get thumbed down or I butthurt someone, but I just feel from my personal opinion, it happens too often.
User avatar #162 to #159 - BerryLicious (02/05/2013) [-]
I agree with you completely bro
User avatar #259 to #162 - mrcheddahcheese (02/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
#18 - couriersix (02/05/2013) [-]
This man is an awesome Muslim

<------- example of awesome Muslim
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#28 to #18 - mindlessbastard ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
a good muslim is a dead muslim ...
#148 to #28 - alldaypk (02/05/2013) [-]
i even did the ************* captcha
User avatar #180 to #18 - InglushMayjur (02/05/2013) [-]
If you do not mind me asking, who is that awesome Muslim fellow?
#64 - thebearthatcares (02/05/2013) [-]
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MFW OP just "HAD" to printscreen to share with us
#155 - cameforalaugh (02/05/2013) [-]
Not hating on any Muslims here just funny how the extremists look at things
User avatar #128 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/05/2013) [-]
No wonder the world pretty much hates us.
#129 to #128 - frylord (02/05/2013) [-]
that name.
#10 - chaossniper (02/04/2013) [-]
native muslim here : for muslims it is forbidden to throw in the trash something with the name of allah or coran in it.
yes it dosen't look much like the name of allah, and the conspiracies are wild but some poeple might get offended indeed
User avatar #199 to #10 - fukkendragonite (02/05/2013) [-]
That makes some sense.
User avatar #219 to #10 - daentraya (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh all the fun you could have with it if they followed it 100%.. Could you send a piece of cardboard with allah and coran written with crap on it and send it under their door or something?
User avatar #47 to #10 - Marker ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I think some morons just decided to overreact.

Also, that rule is very similar to the one in Judaism. Nothing with God's name (in any Hebrew form, as there are many ways of writing it), should be either dropped on the floor or discarded. If the Torah is dropped, the person who dropped it is supposed to fast for 40 days (although many Jews simply agree to have 40 witnesses of the event fast for 1 day). If a page of a Torah that is currently being written has a mistake, or if anything with God's name on it is damaged, it must be buried.
User avatar #75 to #10 - Tvfreek (02/05/2013) [-]
They could just save the cups forever.
User avatar #158 to #10 - viicstaar (02/05/2013) [-]
dont buy it, then you wont have to throw it in the bin, or just dont throw it away
User avatar #33 to #10 - ritzrules (02/05/2013) [-]
i'm not speaking from the most educated standpoint here, but in my mind the logical thing to do would be if a muslim made such a connection, they would save the wrapper once and not buy the treat anymore. based on this, burger king is probably recalling it so that other muslims (not all, but some) wouldn't be offended about others throwing away something with the name of Allah on it.

but I'm catholic. so i probably don't have the best perspective here.

welp, my 2 cents have been cast. moving along.
#19 to #10 - grahamernazi (02/05/2013) [-]
But, since they are banning the frozen treat, they are throwing away Burger King's creation with Allah in it, so aren't the Muslims throwing away Allah?
User avatar #22 to #19 - awesomenessdefined (02/05/2013) [-]
It's not like someone was going to save every single cone. They're trying to stop production.
User avatar #14 to #10 - chaossniper (02/04/2013) [-]
lol i had this pic for a while i only now noticed it was made by a dislexic
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