Withdrawing From An ATM. Womens & Mens point of view.. Withdrawing cash from an ATM WOMAN 1] Pa the an 11 Cheek makeup I Turn off engine In Check makeup Hun
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Withdrawing From An ATM

Withdrawing From An ATM. Womens & Mens point of view.. Withdrawing cash from an ATM WOMAN 1] Pa the an 11 Cheek makeup I Turn off engine In Check makeup Hun

Womens & Mens point of view.

Withdrawing cash from an ATM
WOMAN
1] Pa the an
11 Cheek makeup
I Turn off engine
In Check makeup
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9] Hunt in purse fer chit with PIN written an it
3) Insert card
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4) Enter PIN
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22) Cheek makeup
22) tor an mile
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Submitted: 02/04/2013
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#30 - zyketor has deleted their comment [-]
#68 to #30 - thebeatlesfan ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I think he's saying that the guy takes it out in the first place. The lady forgets and has to run back to get it.
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#80 to #68 - zyketor has deleted their comment [-]
#83 to #80 - wigglezxd (02/05/2013) [-]
I've got a couple but this one is the only one I care to find. :3
User avatar #51 to #30 - semenslurpinglily (02/05/2013) [-]
Men are known to be wizards that can summon cards to their will.
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#56 to #51 - zyketor has deleted their comment [-]
#20 - PlagueDoctor (02/04/2013) [-]
Fixed
#54 to #20 - hopalongreborn (02/05/2013) [-]
25) Crash
#42 to #20 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
what the **** did you just say about me you little bitch?
I might not have a penis but that didn't stop your ******* dad from shouting my name while i was raping his ass.

the point is: im a driving genius.
im feeling kinda feisty
#50 to #42 - piobaireachd (02/05/2013) [-]
feisty, eh?
feisty, eh?
User avatar #45 to #42 - licestr ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
shut up Meg.
User avatar #19 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (02/04/2013) [-]
According to that list, the man forgot to remove his card....
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#21 to #19 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #35 to #21 - Crusader (02/05/2013) [-]
He went to a drive through ATM
User avatar #38 to #35 - jennyg (02/05/2013) [-]
But he parked.
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegrimreaver (02/05/2013) [-]
So he didn't have to hold the brake pedal down the whole time.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jennyg (02/05/2013) [-]
So why doesn't he go to the ATM and then park the car?
#6 - thatguycrow (02/04/2013) [-]
How the **** did he drive away if he didnt go back to his car?
Also he left his card in the ATM
#41 to #6 - crzycuban (02/05/2013) [-]
by stating he was of male origin i think it's just implied that he did it correctly
#73 to #6 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
u typed "he".implying that using make up for a guy is ok...
User avatar #23 to #6 - vortexrain ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I think it's saying a man uses a drive up ATM, and a woman is willing to waste her time getting out of her car to go to a walk-up ATM.
#29 to #23 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Why would he "go to" the ATM if it was a drive up ATM? That would imply that he stopped the car too far away from the drive up and instead of getting the car closer, he just got out instead.
#16 to #6 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
He didn't insert the card or get out of the car either.
User avatar #46 to #6 - theflamingfire (02/05/2013) [-]
Im watching south park right now......
User avatar #88 to #6 - garentei (02/05/2013) [-]
Shut up Butters, you're grounded for 3 months.
User avatar #44 to #6 - licestr ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
And he didn't check his make-up.
#74 - Keoul (02/05/2013) [-]
You forgot man step 7   
"Oh 			****		 I forgot my card..."
You forgot man step 7
"Oh **** I forgot my card..."
User avatar #99 to #74 - silasdg (02/05/2013) [-]
I forgot my card in the atm one time. It was my first time at my new bank the machine was the one that takes your card until your down (old bank you just swiped). I forgot the card had just pulled out of the parking lot when I remembered and got a call from the bank at the same time. They had found my card and shredded it....

Not a fun day.

On the upside they printed me a new one right there.
#103 to #99 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
lol u stoopid kunt
User avatar #78 to #74 - subaqueousreach (02/05/2013) [-]
I've done that once... it was not a good day for me =/

On the bright side the ATM ate the card before someone could come in and take it, and I got it back the next day.
User avatar #52 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]
I like how you added minor processes to the Woman side so it can seem like they take more time.
#57 to #52 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]
wow you basically just summed up the comment i just made in like 1/4 of the words i used. thumb for you
wow you basically just summed up the comment i just made in like 1/4 of the words i used. thumb for you
User avatar #58 to #57 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh, I am sorry. I didn't read any of the comments. If I saw yours, I would haven't commented.
User avatar #59 to #58 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]
i posted mine after you as a matter of fact, so i apologise for not checking first
User avatar #63 to #59 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]
Canada in a nutshell.
User avatar #64 to #63 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]
god damnit i was just thinking that
User avatar #70 to #64 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]
I am sorry for beating you to it.
User avatar #75 to #70 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]
i am sorry for making you sorry, friend
User avatar #76 to #75 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#15 - beerholder (02/04/2013) [-]
So many stereotypes. I wonder if you could take ALL the women stereotypes and mash them into one General Theory of Women.
#28 - breakfastlunch (02/05/2013) [-]
Hold the **** up. ATMs don't give you your cash until you take out your card.
User avatar #31 to #28 - baditch (02/05/2013) [-]
He also forgot, among other things, that men also have to walk back to their car before driving away.
User avatar #34 to #31 - Crusader (02/05/2013) [-]
Men go to drive through ATMs
User avatar #37 to #28 - Hyoukin (02/05/2013) [-]
The ATM at my bank takes your card, and doesn't return it until you've finished all your transactions.
#72 - meatymanbearpig (02/05/2013) [-]
Every time i use the ATM i always forget if i hit the "Done" button and i feel like the person that used it after me cleaned my account out....this bothers the living 			****		 out of me for hours at a time -__-
Every time i use the ATM i always forget if i hit the "Done" button and i feel like the person that used it after me cleaned my account out....this bothers the living **** out of me for hours at a time -__-
#87 to #72 - justtocomment (02/05/2013) [-]
It's okay if you don't hit done. It asks for your pin again before you can do any other transactions.
User avatar #61 - Eddythebandkid (02/05/2013) [-]
Cause you know, we men always just leave the card in the machine.
User avatar #66 to #61 - bleachedpheather (02/05/2013) [-]
or they're not dumb enough to forget it.
#36 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
what the **** kind if women do you guys hang out with?
#55 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]
in my opinion these arent really funny if youre grasping at the straws to find more things to put in one list than the other like adding "turn off engine: to the woman list, when obviously both would do that. i love me some sexist humor, but sometimes in situations like these it gets drawn out a little too much. thats just my opinion
#25 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Overlly sexist joke is a ****** joke
User avatar #1 - biggieboy (02/04/2013) [-]
well, the man didn't turn off the engine, so the keys are still on the contact, which leaves him vulnerable to his car being stolen.
User avatar #3 to #1 - noobmaster (02/04/2013) [-]
drive up atm?
User avatar #2 to #1 - killwithkostja (02/04/2013) [-]
After the man takes his money he forget his card.
#24 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Apparently I'm a man now....
#81 to #24 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Same here, apparently.
User avatar #94 - neutralgray (02/05/2013) [-]
To be fair, some of the woman's is just filler that the guy would have to do in order to do his next action as well.
User avatar #48 - gayboard (02/05/2013) [-]
"Womens & Mens point of view."

More like your biased point of view, OP. :l
User avatar #82 - demandsgayversion (02/05/2013) [-]
What's a chit?
#49 - broorb (02/05/2013) [-]
Impossible - the card comes out before the cash
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