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#35 - MaelRadec ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
how the Khajiits reacts to all the butthurt
#2 - shredmaster (02/04/2013) [-]
Hey, you lizard bastard, be nice, that's my wife you're talking to.



I'm so alone.
User avatar #8 to #2 - thrashmash (02/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, I married her yesterday
User avatar #138 to #8 - holycrapimacupcake (02/05/2013) [-]
Aela the Huntress is my wife.

She's so much taller than me.
User avatar #170 to #138 - captainrattrap ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
NO!! She's MY wife!
User avatar #12 to #8 - somniumecstasi (02/04/2013) [-]
I married vilkas
User avatar #193 to #8 - ascarecrow ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Still waiting for either Brynjolf or Serana to become marriable.
User avatar #56 to #2 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
my favorite companion was stenvar, and one time I forgot I had the amulet of Mara on... and I talked to him and accidentally double pressed 'e' so he said "oh an amulet of Mara, you're looking to be married?" and I immediately made the mistake of choosing "interested in me, are you?"
and then I was like "WAYT NO STAHP!"
tabbed outta that **** so fast... I couldn't look at him the same way again.
#19 - rbpwn (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah? Well at least your "Allies" aren't "Cleansing" your people and destroying Valenwood   
   
   
   
			*******		 Altmer
Yeah? Well at least your "Allies" aren't "Cleansing" your people and destroying Valenwood



******* Altmer
#167 - oborawatabinost (02/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #169 to #167 - graphenz ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal you hilarious nipple!
#182 to #169 - eddiethead (02/05/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal is the only youtube channel I follow. He's 			*******		 awesome.
Cr1tikal is the only youtube channel I follow. He's ******* awesome.
#25 - thedutchs (02/04/2013) [-]
EVERYONE I know is either Nord, Dunmer, Argonian or Khajit.

Nobody likes the Redguards or the Bretons.

One of the reasons why I'm always either Dunmer or Nord.
User avatar #54 to #25 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
I like redguards :(
User avatar #61 to #25 - drainbramage (02/04/2013) [-]
I forget, which ones are the dunmer?






Also, High elf master race.
#65 to #61 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
dark elves. hail from morrowind.. well before the whole volcano incident.
red eyes, they have a penchant for destruction magic.
#62 to #25 - unoletmehavename (02/04/2013) [-]
my first character was breton they are cool
User avatar #67 to #25 - monkee (02/04/2013) [-]
I first played as an imperial. Decided why the **** not. Second character is argonian though. Great for swimming and sneaking
User avatar #73 to #25 - ivoryhammer (02/04/2013) [-]
I always go Imperial, they're okay with magic, okay with sneaking skills, and great with combat skills
#41 to #25 - meteorswarm (02/04/2013) [-]
Orsimer master race
Orsimer master race
#44 to #41 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
**** yis
#114 to #41 - zanea (02/04/2013) [-]
Right with ya brother, we shall rise to the top
#38 to #25 - thebigdude (02/04/2013) [-]
redguards are badass shut the **** up ****** do you even lift bro?
#172 to #25 - zaggystirdust (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm a Redguard   
It's funny because I'm just now realizing my Skyrim character looks like Terry Crews
I'm a Redguard
It's funny because I'm just now realizing my Skyrim character looks like Terry Crews
User avatar #42 to #25 - owmowmow (02/04/2013) [-]
Dunmer FTW, they were the best starting character in TES 2, 3 and 4 and they where fire resistant, what could be better?
User avatar #46 to #42 - thepyras (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm always a Dark Elf as well, mainly because they look cool, but also for their starting power. "Oh, you wanna fight me? Well guess what. I'm on fire."
User avatar #105 to #25 - vicsix (02/04/2013) [-]
Argonian destroys all.
User avatar #36 to #25 - lavitts (02/04/2013) [-]
Half of my characters are Bretons.
#101 to #25 - XxXRoxasXxX (02/04/2013) [-]
I am a 			*******		 Imperial. Nobody is an Imperial. I have not once heard of another person being an Imperial. Please, let there be someone out there who is an Imperial. I'm so alone.
I am a ******* Imperial. Nobody is an Imperial. I have not once heard of another person being an Imperial. Please, let there be someone out there who is an Imperial. I'm so alone.
#139 to #101 - cartergrey (02/05/2013) [-]
I also play Imperial, exclusively actually. I actually have a hard time liking the other races as PCs, for some reason. The Imperial is just the perfect fit for my character.
I'm actually a little pissed off that Bethesda is making the Imperial race unplayable in ESO. It's reserved for some NPC ******** so you have to choose to be one of the other 9 races, split into 3 factions. I think that JUST because they wouldn't have enough room for all 3 to be even, they cut out one of the races. I guess I'll have to start trying the others on.
#184 to #101 - magila (02/05/2013) [-]
I always play Imperial in all the Tes games I have played so far
User avatar #137 to #101 - tholomewsense (02/05/2013) [-]
i was an imperial at my last character
User avatar #108 to #101 - artyommetro (02/04/2013) [-]
I am a Imperial i always play as them.
#66 to #25 - niggernazi (02/04/2013) [-]
Nordic master race reporting in!
#106 to #66 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
FREE SKYRIM FROM IMPERIAL BASTARDS!!!!!!
User avatar #45 to #25 - greatboobya (02/04/2013) [-]
Bretons are my favorite.
User avatar #48 to #25 - thelordofrepost (02/04/2013) [-]
My best characters are in order, A redguard, High elf, Breton.
User avatar #39 to #25 - bendeman ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Bretons have the highest potential defense in the game. Dont talk **** 'bout my tank!
#82 to #39 - coleshepard (02/04/2013) [-]
Bretons? Really? Wouldn`t expect that.
User avatar #158 to #25 - messerauditore (02/05/2013) [-]
I play Breton/Imperial...
User avatar #37 to #25 - infernalinsolence (02/04/2013) [-]
One of my main characters is a Breton though.
User avatar #102 to #25 - shinobidesu (02/04/2013) [-]
>not liking bretons
#40 to #25 - ironhidethegreat (02/04/2013) [-]
mfw I'm a wood elf.
mfw I'm a wood elf.
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User avatar #64 to #60 - roflnaut (02/04/2013) [-]
Bosmer is best.
User avatar #103 to #40 - shinobidesu (02/04/2013) [-]
Bosmer masterrace indeed
User avatar #135 to #103 - holycrapimacupcake (02/05/2013) [-]
They'll never see us coming. Because we always strike from the trees.
User avatar #4 - thecakeisaliereal (02/04/2013) [-]
Welcome to Bruma, where men are women!
User avatar #47 to #4 - mvainer (02/04/2013) [-]
that looks like MAN BOOTY
#155 - Tacos R Us (02/05/2013) [-]
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#68 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
The Black Marsh is such a **** hole that the Deadras couldn't even conquer it. They had to close their own oblivion gates just to keep the Argonians out.
#112 - jalthelas (02/04/2013) [-]
Bitches don't know bout Morrowind.
Bitches don't know bout Morrowind.
#179 to #112 - mattandstuff (02/05/2013) [-]
Balmora my hood!
Balmora my hood!
#52 - kakkakrabbypatty (02/04/2013) [-]
People are posting mods so...
User avatar #136 to #52 - mrmask ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
personally, I use frostmourne
User avatar #58 to #52 - swiekim ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
you have ************* mjolnir in your inventory... YET YOU USE AN ELVEN SWORD INSTEAD? the **** bro
User avatar #59 to #58 - kakkakrabbypatty (02/04/2013) [-]
**** the police.
#18 - pyra (02/04/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little milk-drinker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Companions, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Black-Briar family, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in the Power of the Voice and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Nirn, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that heresy to me over the Internet? Think again, Elf. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, Elf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dawnguard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#33 to #18 - MaelRadec ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
what i saw
#166 - copycopy (02/05/2013) [-]
I love Argonians and I am going to be one on Elder Scrolls Online! Hail the Ebonheart Pact!
User avatar #219 to #166 - mctittyboy (02/05/2013) [-]
CAN'T. ******* . WAIT.
#245 to #166 - rzthree (02/05/2013) [-]
Long Live High King Emeric.

Long live the Daggerfall Covenant.
#200 to #166 - supahsayin ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I wholeheartedly agree with this statement
#203 to #166 - drakebro (02/05/2013) [-]
Same. I really hope Elder scrolls online isn't pay to play....I wouldn't be able to get it then.
User avatar #220 to #203 - copycopy (02/05/2013) [-]
Brah they announced its gona be F2P
User avatar #230 to #220 - arstya (02/05/2013) [-]
But is it free to download?
User avatar #250 to #230 - copycopy (02/05/2013) [-]
Nope you got to buy a copy of the game and then you get the activation code.
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User avatar #107 to #57 - whycanticaps (02/04/2013) [-]
High elf master race
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User avatar #134 to #107 - holycrapimacupcake (02/04/2013) [-]
You betrayed the Bosmer you heretics!
#69 to #57 - grimmapple (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah those *********** milk drinking cock-sucking Daedra worshiping cum guzzlers High Elves seem to be looked down upon.
#43 - thesoloist (02/04/2013) [-]
I finally started as someone other than a Nord or Imperial. For Lord Sauron and Lord Saruman!
User avatar #49 to #43 - ganjalfthegreen (02/04/2013) [-]
The guy who created that helmet and berserker sword also created the full body armour, look it up. It'll be a lot better than that iron armour.
User avatar #260 to #49 - thesoloist (02/08/2013) [-]
Well I play on 360 so I don't even have that particular set of armor although I really wish I did
User avatar #53 to #43 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
can i have a link please :c
that looks hawt.
User avatar #72 to #71 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
I said a link not zelda
User avatar #84 to #72 - myrtille (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh hell naw
You best be jokin *****
User avatar #86 to #72 - simbasa (02/04/2013) [-]
Are...are you serious right now? if you're trying to troll, then you're doing a bad job of it.
User avatar #85 to #72 - BizzarreCoyote (02/04/2013) [-]
Please...please be trolling...
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#120 to #89 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
are thine jimmies in the rustled position?
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#177 - renamon (02/05/2013) [-]
Halt funny junkers.
#195 to #177 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user carnivalconviction ** He did it.
User avatar #211 to #195 - renamon (02/05/2013) [-]
I here by place a bounty on carnivalconviction. The first person to bring me him/her alive or dead will be rewarded to become my thane.

Renamon~
User avatar #221 to #211 - slaytheitemseeker (02/05/2013) [-]
Yarl Renamon, to assist those in the search of carnivalconviction, it appears he was last spotted amongst the items board pushing off goods they've obtained.
User avatar #224 to #221 - renamon (02/05/2013) [-]
That sly bastard... Hiding in the items board... Keep the search up. I will have his/her head.
User avatar #222 to #221 - defconred (02/05/2013) [-]
ironic because I just got banned too
User avatar #223 to #222 - slaytheitemseeker (02/05/2013) [-]
....Well there goes that search and capture.......

Who do we blame next?
User avatar #227 to #223 - renamon (02/05/2013) [-]
Call off the search for starters. And then we can go back to our normal ways, All is good.
User avatar #228 to #227 - slaytheitemseeker (02/05/2013) [-]
As you command Yarl Renamon, the search has been called off. I've checked with the other guards and carnivalconviction was placed in jail for 1.2 hours. Checking into the charges it would seem as though his last response was "No", I think the guard making the arrest went overboard if that was the cause.


This was fun.
User avatar #231 to #228 - renamon (02/05/2013) [-]
Send that guard to the block.
#143 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (02/05/2013) [-]
Ysolda awwyeaa
User avatar #175 to #143 - masterboll (02/05/2013) [-]
6/10
would bang
User avatar #238 to #143 - garymuthafuknoak (02/05/2013) [-]
to think I only started playing skyrim and this is the first quest I did
#201 to #143 - supahsayin ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I got a mammoth tusk right here for ya


#117 - cresel (02/04/2013) [-]
why would u even go to a place called black march it. the march part alone counters out anything before it marshmallow marsh kitten marsh nope no good
#156 to #117 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Meh. I didn't like Anders in Dragon Age 2, but I did in Awakening. SPOILERS Kind of a dick in DA2, what with forcing the Mages and Templars to confront each other, by killing the Grand Cleric, killing a large amount of the population of Kirkwall.
User avatar #178 to #156 - cresel (02/05/2013) [-]
well what im most interested in is what kinda person will be the mc of da3 because it seems the stories merged at the end there
#121 to #117 - killerblue (02/04/2013) [-]
I get the reference and I like it

#13 - blisseytheevil (02/04/2013) [-]
Well said swamp brother
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