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#23 - angrygirl (02/04/2013) [-]
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they're coming
#47 - underratedteens (02/05/2013) [-]
Plus if it started in Africa the hunger would be unstoppable
User avatar #4 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes we will, they can't swim to get over here.

hurrdurrblackjoke
User avatar #5 to #4 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/04/2013) [-]
That's what they said about HIV. All you need is one carrier in an airport and it goes global. If the incubation period is like a regular virus, with modern technology, a zombie like virus would be a pandemic before the first person shows symptoms.
User avatar #10 to #5 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
That depends on your belief of how the zombie virus works. There is no one true way to prove it's existence. But with the one I believe in, it would be obvious who has it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/04/2013) [-]
The most likely instance of a zombie virus in our lifetime would be germ warfare. If a transmissible prion can be synthesize it would result in many of the symptoms associated with a zombie like infection. They would be more like 28 days later than actually crawling out the grave but there you go
User avatar #12 to #11 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
I think the most likely case would be something similar to the fungus that makes "zombie" ants.

A germ that controls your brain and makes you want to eat people is retarded. Now maybe a germ or contagion that causes you to go crazy kind of like rabies, but you probably would only bite people if you couldn't hit them.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vedgetable ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
let me just **** your whole zombie logic,
there is no way a "zobie" could live, due to him beeing half chewed on, probrebly bled dry before it reached his nervous system
vital organs would be shot down, making his blood be useless. his body would be out of fuel in about a hour and a half
(not to even mention him not noticing you for him losing concious sight and hearing when his body just tries to get him into coma so he wont die)
SIBA
User avatar #16 to #13 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
Zombies would not live that's true.
Too many people think they'd be immortal but in the case of facts and science, they live around 3 weeks max and run on nothing but pure adrenaline and they feed off of the fungus.

I can't provide the link to the articles but I read some articles about a science test in russia in that late 1800's/early 1900's where they created a stronger fungus and tested it on some homeless people who were alive. The bodies "died" and after being buried "rose from the grave" a few days later and the bodies began attacking people trying to tear open the bodies and let the fungus spread. That is where the rise from the dead thing comes from.
As for the "take out the head" of course the body can't function without the bran sending signals to it. So you take it out and even the fungus can't control it anymore.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
"facts"

I needed to add the quotations, as it could be disputed by some especially with me having no link.
User avatar #18 to #4 - ironhidethegreat (02/04/2013) [-]
Zombies walk on the ocean floor.
#24 to #18 - jbchockey (02/04/2013) [-]
They will be compressed because of the pressure
User avatar #46 to #24 - ironhidethegreat (02/05/2013) [-]
Read,zombie survival guide
#71 to #46 - jbchockey (02/05/2013) [-]
I understand that but you have to take into account how deep our ocean is and how much pressure that would put on something that couldnt handle that sort of pressure
User avatar #52 to #46 - sheepysquirrel (02/05/2013) [-]
The zombie survival guide is just as legit as the pastafarian bible.
You can't be an expert in something that doesn't exist.

"The Big Book of Anti-Golem Tips"
User avatar #53 to #52 - ironhidethegreat (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm not basing it off one book,watch land of the dead,good movie.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sheepysquirrel (02/05/2013) [-]
Movies are just what we assume zombies would be like. For all we know they would look like Baraka for some reason.
User avatar #56 to #54 - ironhidethegreat (02/05/2013) [-]
I imagine they'd look like the cast of jersey shore.
User avatar #55 - mostlyshits (02/05/2013) [-]
the zombies won't catch the kenyans in the first place
#43 - metaldubstepotato (02/05/2013) [-]
What if it starts in Jamaica? - Zombies on munchies running fast as **** ...


Holy **** let's hope that never happens
#65 to #43 - zomaru (02/05/2013) [-]
........ Jamaica is in the middle of the ******* ocean.
Even taking Max Brooks into account means they would clear the island then wander into the ocean for months until then end up in Cuba or one of the other random islands.
Where we would then take measures to watch the shores of North and South America wile monitoring their progression in submarines.
It starting in Jamaica would be one of the best possible out comes.
#3 - inspectorsauce (02/04/2013) [-]
Well, i hope it starts in America
User avatar #36 to #3 - aulubear ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I concur.

There's a few people I want to kill before getting the **** out of here. >.>
#22 to #3 - eloschmidt **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
then it won't get of the couch
then it won't get of the couch
#20 to #3 - miniwilliam (02/04/2013) [-]
******* boomers everywhere, man.
User avatar #32 - DiabloStrawhat (02/05/2013) [-]
Well doesn't that mean the first zombie won't be able to catch anyone?

Besides, at the speed they reach, the friction will wear their legs down to moldy nubs.
#26 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Nobody gives a **** about Africa. They're not even really people, they're some subhuman species. They are the scum of the earth, I wish the entire people were completely wiped out. We need a new genocide there. The land is fine though, it has diamonds and oil, so just get rid of the people and we're good. Rome was about 2000 years ago. They had these beautiful marble buildings, running water in many places, a basic plumbing system. Look at most parts of Africa today. Mud huts and **** . They are useless, idiotic, worthless people. Get rid of them all. I'm talking about Africans living in Africa, not all black people like African Americans. Once they move out of that **** hole it seems to improve. It's a hopeless continent. We need to stop wasting our time helping them, it wont do any good. Scientists say that life originated in Africa, meaning they've had more time than any other group on people on the entire planet to get their **** together, but they failed. Miserably. Egypt is the only exception and that's why they're right by the middle east so they weren't corrupted by the rest of Africa. The African's brain is much less advanced than normal humans. 200-300 years ago technology and science and math were much simpler, once it became more advanced the Africans could no longer keep up. They don't have the brain power to be able to keep up with modern technology and science. Their brain isn't evolved enough.
User avatar #34 to #26 - fukkentyranitar (02/05/2013) [-]
This pussy can't even log in and post it. The sad thing is most fj users nowadays would agree just to look cool for the 4chan users.
#42 to #34 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
First of all I don't even have an account. Secondly, anyone who would agree with me would do so because they know I speak the truth.
User avatar #35 to #26 - stunning (02/05/2013) [-]
Everyone is always talking **** about black people. now anon writes a whole paragraph about why and funnyjunk goes crazy
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#57 to #26 - koalasonfire (02/05/2013) [-]
They have nothing to work with.
They have nothing to work with.
#72 to #57 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Nothing to work with? That whole continent is filled with diamonds and gold. They have plenty of natural resources, just not the intelligence.
User avatar #73 to #72 - koalasonfire (02/07/2013) [-]
I want to argue, but I can't.
#74 to #73 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
You can't because you know i'm right. They have all those resources but too stupid to do anything with them.
#33 to #26 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Some areas have become somewhat civilized. I do agree however that the land is good and that most of the people are savages. For people who disagree with my fellow Anon I would like to point to America. The land was once controlled by savage natives but now has become a place of prosperity. If we were to mercilessly kill or round them up and put them into camps to die slowly imagine what a wonderful land Africa would be.
#37 to #26 - icecreamonnips (02/05/2013) [-]
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#44 to #37 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm actually being completely serious.
#49 to #44 - alphaandomega (02/05/2013) [-]
Would you be interested in learning that based off of the mapping of the genome it is now belived that Black people have been here all along and white people (myself and whoever else wants to say) Are actually from another planet. That is why black people tend to be more athletic and built for earth and also why i give not one **** on your hate
#50 to #49 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
I always knew there was no way that Black people are from the same planet as the rest of us... there's just no ******* way.
#27 to #26 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Although I would agree with you anon that Africa is a worthless pile of **** , you can't blame their brains for being thousands of years behind schedule, there is just no ******* resources for them to work with. Not to mention that all of the countries in Africa began as French or British colonies that the Native's followed the U.S.A.'s example of breaking away to gain their own independence. However, they royally ****** up because no one knew how to run a country and always appointed corrupt, greedy men in charge that turned the new-found democracies into War-Lord run dictatorships.

The More You Know!
User avatar #38 to #27 - ienjoyrofling (02/05/2013) [-]
Actually, the land around the Nile was able to grow trees, there were fresh water resources around that the Egyptians used, and when the Nile receded, the silt left by was very fertile and perfect for growing things. So they have resources, although quite restricted to a small area, the Egyptians thrived very well off of these lands. Although I can agree though, it's a shame they've had such bum luck with like, leaders and being persuaded by outside nations.
#40 to #38 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
Should have stuck with the White leaders. They wouldn't have had as many problems (although they're still Africans so all the problems wouldn't be fixed) and hopefully more stable.
User avatar #41 to #40 - ienjoyrofling (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm sure they have plenty of good leaders, but with such a history and development of corruption, it would be hard not to become corrupt, for anyone in that position, even a white person. Although, I'm sure people that live there are probably capable and would make a good leader, but won't get the opportunity.
#45 to #41 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
The thing is they don't have any leaders. It's in their genetics. They are unintelligent, easily corrupted, creatures who are incapable of the simplest tasks. they ruined their own continent and now have to suffer. Once the white man left it all went down hill.
#39 to #27 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
They should have left the white men in charge and forgotten about independence. Then maybe it wouldn't be as bad there. They were better off with a white leader instead of a stupid African subhuman.
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#68 - caplocker (02/05/2013) [-]
Kenya is full of ******* . ******* have no brain, thus zombies would starve.
User avatar #64 - alcatronz ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
How will the kenyans get infected if they are so fast?
User avatar #63 - imherenowtoo (02/05/2013) [-]
"...So I looked in her eyes, and said, 'Don't worry honey, if a zombie apocalypse happens, I'll kill both the kids in their sleep.'"
User avatar #62 - gameshredder (02/05/2013) [-]
What about North and South america? I'm sure they won't allow zombies on boats or planes, or that they will be able to fly a plane or drive a boat.
User avatar #31 - mrkickasscomedy (02/05/2013) [-]
even if they some how get here
User avatar #59 to #31 - tomowrath (02/05/2013) [-]
>planes
User avatar #61 to #59 - mrkickasscomedy (02/05/2013) [-]
they're zombies
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User avatar #25 - neokun (02/04/2013) [-]
If it begins in Kenya Then Britain is k
User avatar #8 - warbob (02/04/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link should start in kenya because the zombies will never catch them
User avatar #6 - rosehito (02/04/2013) [-]
No, it should start in Kenya, so that way they will be the first ones killed.
#2 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Actually odds are it will start in africa just like lassa, ebola, and HIV
#9 to #2 - pvtgoblin (02/04/2013) [-]
If it would start there, the zombies would be real...push overs.

I'm going to hell.
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