MAKE IT STOP. . is it inst me er dues christmas feet weird this year IT' S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS NOR DID IT FEE
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

MAKE IT STOP

is it inst me er dues christmas feet weird this year
IT' S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS
NOR DID IT FEEL LIKE HALLOWEEN
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Guys. Sit dawn, I' m tuning he ten yen aomething. Are ‘gnu ready?
It' s earned.... getting udder.
MAKE IT STOP
The an mu. -an addicting an
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+2793
Views: 69515
Favorited: 201
Submitted: 02/04/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to bannedfartoooften E-mail to friend submit to reddit

Comments(206):

[ 206 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - kampi (02/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The worst part is that it's true...
The worst part is that it's true...
#26 - pyra (02/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#17 - finni (02/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'll never get older!
#56 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Christmas for me hasn't been the same for years. Sure, I still have a decent time at Christmas, but never as much as I used to.

I miss the old days.
#8 - joeyxxxx (02/04/2013) [+] (35 replies)
im 17 and i already feel old as **** -_- I've seen technology advanced, so many trends and fads come and go all that **** blahlblahblah
User avatar #9 to #8 - akg **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
Do what I did.

Me and my best bro play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is.

But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can.

We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal ******* faggot I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him.

I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that ****** win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.
#67 - GoodGood (02/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
did the title remind anyone else of rise against?
did the title remind anyone else of rise against?
#79 - dredbot (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Child at Heart. Step up, ***** .
#133 - turbodoosh (02/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You think your Christmas is weird this year, just imagine how it will be for the Harbaugh brothers...
#105 - KreeperKirby (02/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#161 - achphoenix (02/04/2013) [-]
you mean.... i dont stay young forever?
you mean.... i dont stay young forever?
#32 - themilk (02/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#165 - bigsaltyballs (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
getting old is mandatory but growing up is optional
#164 - whathappenslive (02/05/2013) [-]
I can relate to this.... Christmas had died to me.
I can relate to this.... Christmas had died to me.
User avatar #22 - demonican ONLINE (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We are now at the last stop at the magic train.
From now on you will never feel "That feeling of magical tingly" ever again.

:(
User avatar #185 - iliekcereal (02/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
The last two years, I've gotten mostly clothes and money for Christmas.... And I was happy about it

oh god what the **** is happening to me
#151 - wheel (02/04/2013) [-]
Dammit, it's true
Dammit, it's true
#149 - dirgeofasimo (02/04/2013) [-]
I tried to make ageing stop. Couldn't find that fountain though...
#131 - angrygirl (02/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
**angrygirl rolled a random image posted in comment #239747 at Friendly **

I want my childhood back
[ 206 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)