Forever Alone. .. My girlfriend broke up with me two days ago. ...I didn't need this...
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#40 - awesomenorwegian (02/04/2013) [-]
**awesomenorwegian rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at 3 Condoms ** my valentine.
**awesomenorwegian rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at 3 Condoms ** my valentine.
#41 - toastableduckling (02/04/2013) [-]
<MFW people whine that they don't have a Valentine.
#1 - kampi (02/04/2013) [-]
My girlfriend broke up with me two days ago.

...I didn't need this...
User avatar #19 to #1 - auraguardian (02/04/2013) [-]

sorry man, i know those feels
#38 to #1 - johananas (02/04/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is afroamerican, in 1858, and is a slave for the guy who dies in all of his movies. MFW.
My girlfriend is afroamerican, in 1858, and is a slave for the guy who dies in all of his movies. MFW.
#3 to #1 - eddymolly (02/04/2013) [-]
Sorry man, have this gif. He feels the pain!
Sorry man, have this gif. He feels the pain!
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#79 to #1 - jimmyprice (02/04/2013) [-]
mine broke up with me 4 days ago...
#81 to #1 - Visual (02/04/2013) [-]
Cheer up bro. Stay positive 24/7
#2 to #1 - handsomecompass (02/04/2013) [-]
i'm sorry man..
i'm sorry man..
User avatar #34 to #1 - IncarceratedNinja (02/04/2013) [-]
better than my ex, who last year, held out on breaking up with me until the end of February, because her birthday was on the 11th and valentines day 3 days later. bitch.
#44 to #1 - mclaughlinar (02/04/2013) [-]
My girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me 6 days ago.

Maybe we could be valentines?
#26 to #1 - finni (02/04/2013) [-]
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#4 to #1 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
its probably cause shes found another guy thats better than you
User avatar #5 to #4 - kampi (02/04/2013) [-]
Memories can hurt my emotions, not insults.

And it's not even true...
#6 to #1 - jinkazama (02/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 to #1 - oldiners (02/04/2013) [-]
well that ******* sucks :/ how long were you together? :(
User avatar #15 to #14 - kampi (02/04/2013) [-]
2½ years. I was planning her birthday, since it's the 13th, so I sure got a sucker-punch.
But, I guess it gets better. Or at least, I hope so.
User avatar #17 to #15 - oldiners (02/04/2013) [-]
Been there :/
Yeah, it get's better, but when you've been together with someone that long, you will never really forget it nor stop feeling for her, but it will numb down later on, you will get through as long as you not dwell too much on it, but, when it's this new, feel the sorrow, remember it, and later on you will feel better again, so I won't tell you to cheer up because that's way too hard at the start, just take it easy and do stuff to keep your mind off it until it's a bit more numb
User avatar #18 to #17 - kampi (02/04/2013) [-]
Thanks man, it helps. I'll take your advice!
Have a great day. :)
User avatar #20 to #18 - oldiners (02/04/2013) [-]
You too mate, take care and have a damn good day :)
User avatar #30 to #15 - tobiuseaton (02/04/2013) [-]
Wait, why the hell did she dump you if you guys were together that long?
User avatar #89 to #30 - kampi (02/05/2013) [-]
She thought that we we're "too different" and I was appearently becoming different than what she was "used to". She suddenly couldn't handle me anymore because of some reasons she knew we could take care of together, but no, she didn't want to.
User avatar #67 to #1 - ionahorse (02/04/2013) [-]
Dude, 3 days ago. Bro hug?
#9 to #1 - harryboom (02/04/2013) [-]
this looks like a job for hope corgi
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#25 to #21 - yacatory (02/04/2013) [-]
meat mitten (;
#10 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
**** off, cancer.
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#22 - ploppin ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
>Casual Beta Fag
>Birthday on 9th of February
>gonna spend it with one of my parents half of the day (Parents are split up)
>Almost have had no girlfriend
>Mfw i'm going to be alone on Valentines and probably for the rest of my life...
#42 to #22 - gustamelusta (02/04/2013) [-]
Don't sweat it, I had a fiance once, until I dumped the cold hearted bitch. I've been single for a year now, the sex is the same but I've got money in my wallet now.
#24 to #22 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm 22 years old and the closest to a girlfriend I've ever had was a girl who used and dumped me and the only thing I got from it was a migraine and an apathetic character.
She ****** me hard and no, we didn't even had sex. In fact, I didn't even kiss her because she said she was not ready.
Yes, I'm still a virgin. Yes, I haven't ever kissed anyone yet. And yes, probably I'll be like it for the rest of my life.
Bow to your King, betafags.

Besides, the parkeet I've had since I had 8 years old passed away today and probably his mate isn't going to make it because she'll die of sadness and I can't do anything.
However, I don't feel anything at all.

Inb4 cool story bro.
User avatar #35 to #24 - IncarceratedNinja (02/04/2013) [-]
i dont know whether to feel sorry..or proud :')
#36 to #35 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I don't know man, feel wichever you prefer.
Just one question, why proud
User avatar #87 to #36 - IncarceratedNinja (02/05/2013) [-]
because you dont hagve to go through the mind numbing nonsense a woman puts you through. no matter how insane or absurd her accusations, claims, or motives are, there will always be the one statement and is a girls "get out of jail free card" for anything and thaqt is...
(pause for effect)
I'm on my period.
#98 to #87 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Yes, you're right.
User avatar #27 to #24 - ploppin ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I feel you, i mean for me 2012 was a ******* **** year, First my grandpa passed away who was a big inspiration to me for a lot of years, then about 2 weeks after his funeral my mum and dad split up. My grades were going down and i almost ****** everything up and i still don't know if i will make it through the first year.

life is **** and probably always will be but we gotta look to the good things that we have like internet a computer and the friends that we have a roof over our heads and food on the table. I feel sorry for you mate and i hope that you aswell as i will get everything straightened to a point where we actually can enjoy life at it's fullest. Thank you for sharing your feels and i hope you are ok, and you should know that i know how you feel.

Inb4 "Feel faggot"
#28 to #27 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, life is crap but I guess you've got a point but sometimes I wonder what's the point of living when you actually don't feel "alive".
Don't get me wrong, I'm not calling you "feel faggot" neither I do to anyone because you or whoever can feel whatever you or whoever wants. I was just stating an opinon and my case. And, of course, I'm alredy being thumbed down because of it.
User avatar #90 to #28 - ploppin ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Thanks To you man and all the other people that have posted on this thread and have been having a nice attitude and being very supportive.
I just wanted to thank you all.
I feel better now.
#91 to #90 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
No problem, glad you feel better now.
No problem, glad you feel better now.
User avatar #92 to #91 - ploppin ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Btw Loving all those cats :3
#93 to #92 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
This cat's name is "graphics cat" and there's a lot of pictures of him out there, bro. I have a folder filled with these and there are a lot more I don't have yet. It's a shame not many people are into this.
#94 to #93 - ploppin ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
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#95 to #94 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Here, have another one then. This cat needs more followers.
#96 to #95 - ploppin ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Quite splendid yes indeed
#97 to #96 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I couldn't agree more, kind sir.
User avatar #57 to #24 - toosexyforyou (02/04/2013) [-]
I never understood why people who care so much about having a girlfriend don't just go out there and get one. They're so ******* easy to get. It's all about confidence. I know you've heard that before and think "oh it can't be that easy to do, i'm a different kind of loser." Nah, it's definitely that easy and you're a normal loser. You don't even have to go to a gym or eat healthy or change yourself in any way and you can still bang an above average looking girl. Just go to clubs and dance, talk to people, make friends, don't try too hard. Just have fun and then find a girl to have fun with you. If you're a fat guy, people ******* love to see fat guys dancing. Step 1: Go to a club (bring friends with you, if you don't have any friends then it's no ******* problem just go by yourself). Step 2: Get in the middle of the dance floor and start dancing and having fun, just feel the music and let yourself go, people love to see fat guy's jiggle. Step 3: After a few minutes of dancing, if no girls have started dancing on you yet, go find one or more and start dancing with her or them. Step 4: See if she wants to get some drinks or have sex. Step 5: Go get some drinks/bang her or just go bang her.(Or if you really hit it off, then you might want to take it a bit slower) Step 6: If she doesn't want to bang then that's fine, just hang out with her. If she doesn't want to hang out then go back to step 2.

Few things to remember: 1.Do not try too hard, you'll just seem desperate and creepy. 2. Don't be an asshole. 3. Don't feel bad to dump a girl if she doesn't want to go out with you. Your goal is to get a girl so don't let a stranger put you into the friend zone. (Don't break rule 2, keep it classy, a simple "okay I understand, sorry but I'm looking to bring someone home, see you around.") 4. Exception to rule 3: it's okay to have friends. Get some buddies to hang out with you later you know? Just don't let people go to you only when they need something.
#62 to #57 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Just partying and dancing you say? I guess it sounds easy if you put it up like that. Except that lack of confidence is not that easy to fix. I used to do that when I had some friends who were into that and the beautifulest compliment I've ever had is "well, I don't think you look that bad as they say". Besides, where I live club's music ******* suck balls and most of people I find there are douchebags I don't want anything with.
User avatar #46 to #24 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
When people say they will be like this the rest of their lives I just shake my head.
You'll be fine, chin up.
#48 to #46 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Maybe you're right. Maybe I'll be worse. Or maybe I'll be more or less like now. You can never be sure.
User avatar #50 to #48 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
I was ultra-beta for a long time, bullied kid, no friends at all, broken home and yadayadayada... I made one decision and moved to a place where I knew literally noone and just started afresh. Got into a two year relationship that ended on good terms a few months ago and am now in a new one, and I have many grand friends.

Try something new and you may be surprised :)
#53 to #50 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm happy for you, bro (no sarcasm intended) but it's not so simple when you barely have money nor chances of getting a job.
User avatar #55 to #53 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
I understand the situation might be extremely rough, but try getting up and doing something about it. I can't be right in assuming anything, but you probably spend a lot of time on the Internet not doing much?
Believe it or not I taught myself numerous dance styles and some gymnastics and that's basically what I do now, I perform and entertain.
Try something new, you don't need money or anything for it :)
#58 to #55 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Well I mostly spend my time studying a degree I don't really like and yes, the Internet too. However, I barely have energy or mood to do anything so if you could do all that even in your situation, I applaud you.
User avatar #59 to #58 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
I get more energy the more I do. The hard part is just starting. Try to just sit up straight, eat healthy, get out more etc. Silly little things, but they just help you feel better in general. Nowadays I just randomly do cartwheels or handstands purely because they give me a little boost, makes me seem like a total weirdo, but I don't mind that.
If I knew you, I would take you out for a beer and a good long talk.
By the way I love the cat pictures.
#66 to #59 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I eat so little... food tastes like cardboard. I hate it. Yeah, when I'm a lot of time without doing anything, I start jumping on my spot. People laugh at that and stuff, but I don't mind either.
Thanks man, and I'd accept. And I'm glad you like these pictures because I've got a lot of them.
User avatar #68 to #66 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
Just so you know so you don't think I'm being a little inexperienced about the money thing, I live off of frozen food and I never buy anything when I go out, I still love the crap out of my life right now, just because I'm doing what I want to be doing.
Eat moar! I hate food too hahaha, I'm skinny as **** , but I started just being more active in general, and that made me hungrier and I just ate a little more.
#73 to #68 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
And what are you doing you're enjoying yourself so much?
Eat more? Dude, I eat once or twice a day and I'm still rather fat (not a lot but a bit). And yes, I do excercise. I walk almost everywhere I have to go (if I can). Anyways, it's not just I'm not hungry.. it's just I don't usually like how food tastes.
User avatar #74 to #73 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
I go out every day climbing trees and recording dance videos and hanging out with equally weird people such as me, leads to a very jolly time indeed.
I eat often but not a lot, supposedly it's a lot better for you, large but infrequent meals are the worst kind generally.
I can't stand the taste of a lot of food, so I've taken to making it myself so I can make it the way I like it. I pour chocolate milk stuff on my cereal just to make it edible..
User avatar #60 to #59 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
And why not just change course then if you don't like it?
#63 to #60 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Because I want to find a job and if I study what I like I don't think I can.
User avatar #65 to #63 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
I used to get that feeling, then I realised I don't give a **** about money, I don't even have any, I just care about having a good time. That's essentially the meaning of life to me. So instead of going to study particle physics which I excel at, I'm going to study creative writing and drama... Why you ask? Because I love it.
#70 to #65 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Well I don't give a damn about money either... but if you don't get money, you can't live. Where I live, we have more than 50% of young people unemployment. I'm alredy ****** up to get a job so imagine if instead of studying computer engineering, I'd study history.
User avatar #72 to #70 - cakefaceify (02/04/2013) [-]
Well that's just a plain bummer :(
I feel for you bro, and I gift you with a mental hug.
Keep studying history in your free time I say, maybe make a YouTube channel with fun history lessons or something to have some kind of an outlet for it. Don't neglect your interests :)
#77 to #72 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Thanks bro.
A youtube channel about history? haha yes, sounds like a plan. And I'm not giving history up, of course. I think there's little more I can learn (at least for free) because I've read a **** load of wikipedia's articles.
User avatar #76 - theturtletorres (02/04/2013) [-]
**theturtletorres rolled user europeanswallow ** My valentine.
I got you flowers!
User avatar #82 to #76 - europeanswallow (02/05/2013) [-]
**europeanswallow rolled user Mattyowl ** <to bad I was having an affair with them
User avatar #84 to #82 - Mattyowl (02/05/2013) [-]
**Mattyowl rolled user seniorawesomesauce ** Well, um. This is awkward... I was having an affair with this guy.
User avatar #61 - Sethorein ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Eh I plan on giving a rose to a random girl on campus. Figure if I'm going to be bitter may as well improve someone else's day o.o
User avatar #31 - kayen (02/04/2013) [-]
This pains me greatly...

My girlfriend and I just broke up. It is because we decided that we probably won't move together afterall when we get older. She lives in Canada and I in Sweden. We realised that I couldn't leave and it seemed too difficult and she needs her family.

It's soon been a year and a half since we got together. And last summer I went to Canada for a month to visit her. It was probably the best summer of my life and I sadly won't forget it. It will last for long in my mind... And I'll think of that we once were together. I still love her, and she loves me. But it had to come to an end. I must now work to regain myself... Is anyone in the same situation as me, Funnyjunk?...
User avatar #86 to #31 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (02/05/2013) [-]
Maybe it doesn't have to end
#16 - trygve (02/04/2013) [-]
My date is on the 30th February
My date is on the 30th February
#23 to #16 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
So is mine, what a coincidence.
So is mine, what a coincidence.
#12 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
that gave me a boner :)
#85 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
no fap february
User avatar #83 - burntcheesey (02/05/2013) [-]
**burntcheesey rolled user gaav ** My valentine
#80 - gongthehawkeye (02/04/2013) [-]
My Valentine's day in a nutshell.
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#69 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
I only want a valentine so I can present them with a cow's heart from a butchers, written on it the words "now we're free to be together"
User avatar #47 - heartlessrobot (02/04/2013) [-]
My girlfriend broke up with me today.
I already bought her a gift.
User avatar #71 to #47 - Rajers (02/04/2013) [-]
It's okay bro, the girl of my dreams is moving on friday...
User avatar #49 to #47 - manucow (02/04/2013) [-]
Stay strong now
Try to get your money back from the gift, if you still have the receipt.
User avatar #51 to #49 - heartlessrobot (02/04/2013) [-]
Actually, she feels really guilty when people buy her things, especially if they aren't dating so I thought I'd give it to her anyway just to make her feel bad.
User avatar #52 to #51 - manucow (02/04/2013) [-]
No, why would you make her feel guilty? Isn't that a childish thing to do?
Never had a girlfriend before, so I don't really know to be honest.
User avatar #54 to #52 - heartlessrobot (02/04/2013) [-]
Well, because she flipped **** when I said I was worried she didn't love me, then she broke up with me a couple weeks later because she "Didn't feel 'that way' about me".
User avatar #56 to #54 - manucow (02/04/2013) [-]
Alright do what you think is best.
Have a nice day
User avatar #33 - epicsauciness (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm engaged so I have nothing to worry about.
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